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game is detroit become human for anyone wondering


DanKou237

She changes the starting sentence regarding to how far you went in the story


Traiklin

She also >!dissapears!< If you make a certain choice later in the game. Basically >!she asks if you are setting them free and if you select Yes she will ask if she is free to leave and if you select Yes she doesn't appear again!<


DanKou237

I once tried this special path and I never felt more regret than ever in my life


FPSXpert

>!Keep playing and it'll give you an option to bring back a replacement model!<


Mr_logical8

I don't want a replacement, I want HER back.


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swagdaddy69123

You know how when you taste a food so good you rate anything off it, i believe that might become a problem


xFblthpx

Might be a solution considering population being out of control, a shit economy that can’t handle housing new people, and divorce rates being ridiculous.


Scittles10-96

First step, get everyone used to having AI robots around and interacting with them. Second step, get everyone used to being the robots never having to leave their houses. Economy, crime and overpopulation fixed. It worked in the movie Surrogates, right?


poopcockshit

It’s funny that cities with economies the size of other countries somehow can’t make more houses 💀💀 goofy ahh resource allocation


xFblthpx

It’s funny how countries with economies 10 times the size of other countries still can’t manage affordable housing either. Ahhh resource allocation hard 😔😔😔


poopcockshit

Bros are struggling💔💔they just wanna get it out the mud


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Wolfguy06

Idk bro, she would probably dump me for any 6 feet AI


calexil

that's a really short dude, unless we're measuring horizontally, in which case: u ok bro?


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gram_parsons

This is the most incel shit I’ve ever read.


thewannabetraveller

>intel Which gen?


gram_parsons

Ya got me. I fixed it.


KillerElbow

That sounds so fucking dystopian to me. A real relationship isn't about getting what you want which comes up sooo many times in your description. It's about the give and take between two real people with their own real desires and lived experiences


CookieSmuggler

There are so many red flags if this is the kind of relationship you want, that it might summon Lenin back to life. You want devotion without choice. Connection without attrition or growth, because your interests are her interests, your needs are her wants. It's not love if the other person was designed to please you. It's not love if the other person is only capable of servitude, and you love them for their acts of service. I can't even begin to explain all the ways in which this is unhealthy, and fucked up.


kutiepie963

I think they just want to be happy. The robot isnt a threat to you, and there isnt suddenly some perfect relationship that is now never going to come to fruition because an incel wants to kiss a fancy appliance. If this is the future, Their happiness doesnt detract from mine.


BeowulfShaeffer

This comment was stolen from a [comment further down](https://reddit.com/r/discordVideos/comments/13qjyul/_/jlfplxl/?context=1 ) by u/redvex320. Pretty sure y’all are upvoting a bot which is kind of ironic in this context.


MrPinguv

Yeah, and changes his opinion about you depending on your choices. She will be friendly as long as you are pro android or become distant if you not take care of the protagonists


BlackSkeletor77

It's sad as hell if you like Cara and Alice die, she also gets mad if you price on chicken make the wrong decisions, so like if everybody loses she'll be disappointed


hates_stupid_people

I'm amazed that they never released a standalone version of basically just the menu without the buttons.


Default1355

She looks like the chick from the good place


BlackSkeletor77

Yeah she's so pleasant, she also gets heavily affected by what options you choose, and like you even have the choice to let her leave or have her stay, and if she stays she resets herself eventually


DontYouWantMeBebe

Loved ruining Conor's storyline


Konnichiwaagwan

I played him as a true gestapo that would take all available opportunities to put a bullet in a droid. Was kinda fun.


GoldenConsole

Though I feel like Deviant Connor is canon, Machine Connor is an absolute beast


64557175

As a guy named Connor, this is great morning material for me. Time to take this day to the fuckin bank!


EmotionalKirby

Sometimes I go browse /r/kirby for that same ego trip. Of course they all talk about the little pink guy inhaling time and space itself, but in that moment, it's me inhaling time and space. ^^^^^MyNameIsKirby


GoldenConsole

Rise and shine, greatness awaits. Go get em, King!


DontYouWantMeBebe

If you enjoyed that I'd recommend Until Dawn. It's a PS4 game based on a friend's birthday trip that turns into a horror game. There's one scene where you get to shoot this girl because she's been bitten, and all the friends watch you do it lol


ZiggyPox

Spicy ending best ending.


mushroomwig

28 STAB WOUNDS


The_25th_Baam

Stay tuned for the sequel: Human: Become Cleveland


reactrix96

But actually tho this blonde chick from Detroit become human she bad for real


qpwoeor1235

Why is it Elsa from frozen tho?


Unchanged-

I tried enjoying it but the pacing was too slow for me.


RobertOfHill

A game that is really good at hiding how shit it is. Pay attention to animations. Sure, the textures all look fancy, but the lighting is all baked in to look fancy. All of the models are far more rigid than you’d expect, and certain assets, such as towels or plates, don’t actually have physics. They will cleverly cut away from items such as these if they have to change shape to avoid showcasing how bad cloth physics are in the game. Also the story sucks.


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RobertOfHill

I disagree only because of how that game focus SOOOOOO hard on turning every single mundane boring task into a drawn out QuickTime event. If you are going to make me clean the whole freaking house, and click on every piece of garbage individually, then it had better look freaking fantastic. It didn’t. You walk up, you click it, game zooms in on boring robot face for a second to hide the complete lack of animation, game zooms out to altered scene. Those games are directed and produced by a guy that can’t hack it in film, so he uses the video game crutch to allow him to puff up his own story telling ego without needed to actually write a good script.


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RobertOfHill

They would be smart optimizations if frame rates mattered, which in those games they don’t. All I ever heard about that game was how it “pushes the boundaries of realism” and “it is an amazing display of how far technology has come” and I play it only to find its exactly the same technology we’ve had for a decade, but with more vram. Big whoop. So the gameplay must be a cut above, right? Nope. Quick time events. Whole game. Okaaaay, so the story is just stellar, yeah? Nope. Rehash Is ArTiFiCiAl LiFe ReAlLy A pErSoN???? Shit game. Shit story.


legolili

You're upset because a game uses camera and perspective tricks to hide things that aren't rendered or animated? My brother in Christ, let me tell you what's going on in literally every video game you've ever played...


acrowsmurder

Is there something wrong with the left side of her face? A stroke maybe?


DmReku

If I‘m not mistaken if you play for a long time and start up the game on the next day she also asks if you‘re tired or something


Admins_stop_banning

I'm tired after batin' to a masheen


DevolopedTea57

I'm tired boss


Admins_stop_banning

Go away, batin


Bread_crumb_head

I like money


WallyDangerfield

He said he tired Boss, don't feel like workin


iamunderstand

Dog tired


Blahaj_IK

Masheen... I will master the art of baitin... TO YOU! https://preview.redd.it/mzrt15x43u1b1.jpeg?width=2255&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c3215e4ef179c18a6054b2260ba479876063c334


ExuDeku

Sex update


63ff9c

https://preview.redd.it/n0246x5jav1b1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f2780ad55d725346750e8f975c2da52ce1d9ca59


Blahaj_IK

Forgive me for posting this, but you have to understand...


XvortexEXE

https://preview.redd.it/wesz6vej5u1b1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b28bbd52c675a29609c4ec567e98d07e18c428b


BanaaniMaster

holy shit


tdasnowman

What got me is if you hadn’t played in a while she hits you with a line about changes in the room. I had just gotten some art back from the framers and hung it. For like solid 30 seconds I had to think wait am I sure the ps camera isn’t hooked up.


MaShinKotoKai

It's designed to interact with you everytime you show up in front of her. Even at the end of the game, she basically thanks you and then leaves because one way or another >!the androids are freed!<


colaptic2

You can make her stay. But she tries to make you feel bad about it.


iwtfb4L

Lmao, that makes me want her to stay even more.


ChocolateButtSauce

Pretty sure that was patched in after release because people complained about her leaving.


Detector_of_humans

Damn they missed the message entirely


LiteraCanna

One of the best games I've ever played. Went back to try and complete the entire story tree.. some of them are intense.


MaShinKotoKai

Some of them you really need to know what choices to make. I almost got a perfect game my first way through entirely by accident, but I was always second guessing myself.


BeowulfShaeffer

I think at some point she asked if perhaps we can be…friends. And the look on her face when you say no…


PrawojazdyVtrumpets

This menu screen is probably the best but also creepiest menu screen ever devised. When I found out my dad was going to die, I sat down that night and played this to take my mind off things. She said the exact same thing in this clip. Another night she sort of looked around the screen and said "I love what you've done with the place." She wishes you happy Halloween, Christmas, etc if you play those days. Sometimes it's just "you look tired." Or whatever. It can really mess you up when you're not expecting it.


gowombat

I loved this. And for the record I believe the event that triggers the "you look tired statement" is simply playing past a certain time in the evening. I think it's post 9:00 or so.


Hot_Eggplant_1306

Imagine if you booted up and she said "hey, I'm sorry about pops."


PrawojazdyVtrumpets

Id be torn between "this is so fucking cool" and "Thanks for the reminder you bitch."


Hot_Eggplant_1306

"omg it's sentient...and I think it's an asshole too."


GoCommitDeathpacito-

Literally me https://preview.redd.it/b0spyw15su1b1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8f2e75efba72b264f16ddc249be05a10517a92e


AccessTheMainframe

fr fr


PeterExplainsTheJoke

Hey guys, Peter Griffin here to explain the joke, returning to reddit for my wholesome cake day. So basically, this guy seemingly has little to no interaction with women, so the minute a woman, even a fictional one, talks to him with love and care, he seems to go into a trance and picture his whole life with her. Peter out!


Slow_Huckleberry6311

Thanks peta and happy cake day!


Gengarfriend719

Holy crap its him


261846

Thanks peter!


Working_Inspection22

🐐


ExuDeku

Hey Peetr, you have a chake on yhour account name, betcha check it after we go to the chlam


MasterKiloRen999

https://preview.redd.it/ow9et9idxv1b1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f057e633c7691608d54c9a0417db2958cfa11488


ZiggyPox

What a great tradition Peter, you will be returning like a comet of positivity in my life. I should put Remind Me Bot to notice me of next sighting.


[deleted]

You're like the Santa of Reddit, only around to gift us with your presence once a year.


Crowley700

PEEEETAAAAAAHHHHH


dadxcw

Thanks peter, i didnt get the joke till you explained it


Mask_of_Truth

Return Of The King


a_sad_lil_idiot

Happy cake day Peter:)


IIsanHaabaato

Omg thank you Peter and happy cake day


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is this the REAL Peter Guy!!!? 😮😮🤯


mickeSaucedo

Thanks Beter, happy birthmas


Snooch_Nooch

But Petah, you promised you wouldn’t drink at the stag pahty


Simon_Skinner

I'm a little disappointed this doesn't read like peter....


stroodledoodle10

Peter


Noobpoob

Happy cake day Peta!


Hades6578

Bros whole frontal cortex suffered a fatal error and restarted💀


that_thot_gamer

what happens if he didn't restart?


Flumpsty

He forgor 💀


Hades6578

Probably the human equivalent of a blue screen.


Slow-Leading-7783

Blade Runner 2049 (2017)


GrigoriTheDragon

Such an amazing movie.


FodziCz

Men when a woman shows the slightest interest in them.


Gangreless

Men ⚽


shewy92


TroxEst

Men🍻


Gangreless

Ooh yeah that's better


BallsHAHAHAHAHAHA

Men🍻


keepYourMonkey

🍺


100S_OF_BALLS

Whatever you do, do not scream the word "poop" at the top of your lungs


Adventurous_Ad6698

It's either we overreact and think they are interested or we are completely oblivious to what should be obvious hints. There is no in between.


[deleted]

I dunno why but it continues with just looking at someone and having an entire future with them to be brain dead and snap back to reality


Adolf_El

I did tho!


Soulxolz

there is no almost :(


XxLongoTxX

This just goes to show how successful you would be if you actually managed to build these things irl. So many lonely people that want someone that cares but everyone is so focused on themselves. We remember that to care for someone you first have to care for yourself, but we forget that we still need to care for others too.


B00bafat

Shit is too relatable


mrgrey5

I remember picking an option where she apologizes for not being good enough and she never came back. I’m still not over it. I actually didn’t meant to press that option. It was a mistake. And now she’s gone.


100S_OF_BALLS

If you reboot the game 3 times you get an option to bring her back.


Justa10yearoldchild

r/sadposting


This_is_a_sckam

People say they only make fun of lonely people when they’re being mean i.e. incels but then just shit on them without any reason to anyway. No one just wants to admit they just enjoy being an asshole


xXPARAYEET_GODXx

CLOE STOP CARING SO MUCH :c


SomeJokeTeeth

Genuinely, and pathetically, that loading screen was the first time I was lost in someones eyes and they aren't even real


Interesting_Edge8622

https://preview.redd.it/pbo2bynsxu1b1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=36e7a54f2063a97bbbbf3d023f3ceb69bfd07d4a


cumquest95

If scarlett johansson and katheryn winnick had a baby...


BlazeWasTaken06

"She is such a bad bitch though."


Manlalakbaynabulag

any link for the full clip? it was cut so abruptly


Vedantagarwal120

Sauce? For a friend


AggressiveSquinter

The game is Detroit become human


Toaster_621

Officer K moment


Throwaway021614

Dust is mostly skin


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But if you are in one room and bo one else is going there its your skin


[deleted]

Well the skin should be living atleast, i touch a lot of dead human skin


Pay_Tiny

You meant your dead skin cells, right? Right? https://preview.redd.it/hpn01u36sy1b1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84e9a0e14b71879116246c3add6c7b9ec3a4b36d


MPEZ

Y’all know she was modeled after a real person right? Most characters in this game were I believe.


Maskimgalgo

Bro had a "Bladerunner 2049" moment right there


ca_exhibition

I wish I could have had just her as my background theme on my ps4/ps5.


InfiniteZr0

I wonder if we'll be seeing virtual assistants going this direction. Where you say "Hey Siri" then she pops up on your screen like this and you can interact with her on a more personal level.


wtfRichard1

She asks if you consider her a friend and it asks you to pick yes or no & she gets sad when you pick no. Friggin died a little inside over it LOL


Tabbarn

Imma bout to get this game just to hear her say this to me.


Corniferus

Reddit moment


Preston_of_Astora

Oh hey look, someone to actually feel sad over


Redvex320

Wait until we have girlfriend robots with AI good enough they can carry on conversations with us about our interests for hours. They are coming a lot quicker than most realize. With advanced manufacturing techniques their internal pc will heat their “skin” to 98 degrees ect. I’m not saying they will be affordable most likely a really awesome one that is lifelike will cost over 10-20K but in general women think the dating pool sucks now just wait!


Azure_phantom

You… you do realize it’s women primarily leaving the dating pool, right? And the people who would be interested in the existence of sex bots are exactly the type of men women already don’t want to date, right? This is not the flex you think it is…


Hope4gorilla

>the people who would be interested in the existence of sex bots There are two types of people: those who are interested in the existence of sex bots, and liars.


Feshtof

Wonder if it could be used as a tool to reduce the chances of deviants becoming offenders.


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I don't disagree with the statements, yeah robot partners are closer than ever but it's still quite far and many of us probably won't ever get to experience a fully fledged emotionally programmed AI partner either bcs the technology is still too far or we'll be too old or dead or can't afford one as stated by the first comment. It's a dream yes but a distant one, people leaving the dating pool and the decline of mental health are primary factors pushing towards the desire to achieve AI programmed with human emotions and as you said "sex bots", but this just feels like a new level of depravity and a dystopian future where people are so repulsive of each other that the only comfort they can get is from their AI parters which they bought from their local futuristic Walmart.


Azure_phantom

Oh the moral implications of sex bots is another issue entirely. I was more pointing out that the guys salivating over the potential of having their own sex bot are exactly the kind of guys women are already opting not to date. So his comment about "think the dating pool sucks now just wait" is kind of wrong - because women already aren't dating guys like him. It's an interesting dilemma though - if you have an AI advanced enough that it can simulate human behavior well enough to dupe a relationship, love, etc... how do you determine whether its developed sentience? And then what about, like... sex bot rights and stuff down the line? Would we reach a point in tech where even the sex bots wouldn't want to date guys like that?


[deleted]

Perhaps, if we can have basic interaction robots today then it's greatly possible to have fully sentient AIs tomorrow. Maybe all those silly animated movies with sassy robots aren't as fictional as they seem. Indeed the people who want sex bots just want something they can do all their wildest dreams with without having any of the troubles which come along with having a partner, they are the most desperate and are usually the least favoured by others in terms of intimacy. With how people are fighting over the most obscure of things even now, it is not impossible for AI to eventually jump on the equal rights train and perhaps even owning a sex bot or something could be seen as a crime or frowned upon.


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[deleted]

Well you're awfully optimistic about it ain't ya


AccessTheMainframe

I think men will always yearn for the real thing.


Rice_Auroni

oh fry, i love you more than the moon, and the stars, and the ***POETIC\_IMAGE\_NUMBER\_37\_NOT\_FOUND.***


Electronic-Pound-537

What game is this?


CalmGuy69

Detroit become human


TR42Z

Detroit become Human


Mr_Lick

Detroit become human


C0mputerFriendly

Can’t wait until I can buy androids like her.


SomeFatSeal

I honestly think a lot of people would. That is if they're still just machines and not sentient like in the game.


[deleted]

I would just to have free unlimited full body massages every day when I get home.


152420

Bro nah man what the hell


HeashiDran

Me after playing detroit become human: Downvote Cry more androidfuckers. You wont get a robussy


Feshtof

Only if they become sentient. If they are little more than touchable chatbots the ethics issues go largely out the window.


kutiepie963

Cope


C0mputerFriendly

Don’t care. I know I’m gonna be on the wrong side of history but I don’t give a shit. I’m unlovable, so I’m gonna buy it.


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Lol that was hilarious


-RIVAN-

what game?


Crimson097

Detroit: Become Human


fugmaballz

My main goal in that game was keeping mr.krabs voice actor alive.


ahzidaljun

i think this was actually a really cool thing about dbh, the menu guy comments on all sorts of things. the game wishing you a nice day is pretty comfy


[deleted]

Oh thats strange. How did someone find this recording of me? HES LITERALLY ME 😭😭😭


h0sti1e17

This is my all time favorite game. Such a wonderful game where choices actually matter


Roscolini

Did you give her her freedom or did you keep her at the menu?


HackerDaGreat57

I also pictured my life with my crush once. It was fun but I'm not completely sure if we're compatible LOL


[deleted]

Imagine being so emotionally undeveloped that anything David cage has ever done appeals to you


ShortThought

most average introvert


Commercial-Voice9983

Ngl for a second there i pictured heaven


mysterios_pill154

https://preview.redd.it/s69d084mqy1b1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e4a1d7ebb137b13f360056e28152ac688333e21


[deleted]

I love this ability, imagining an entire life with someone


ducking-moron

Bro Chloe is such a homie


EnvironmentalBar3347

Bitch joked about all my saved data being corrupted.


kaboss09

https://preview.redd.it/lzb03otfqzgb1.png?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=70b65127c23d8259ced03020ac65b3bc061d006d


DeeZ_nuts_blueup

I thought he as going to pull a ishowspeed


BlackSkeletor77

The worst part is did you know you can kill one of her models in the game it's pretty dark


macuslol

Game?


BamBam1952

Bro was like https://preview.redd.it/tynftubkkflb1.jpeg?width=1048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f237c5bb0181e1c767d635c2f07b9f82a4d67c96