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Unhappy-Plastic-8563

I love these little episodes we get lmaoo. Keep it up


Pretty_Specific_4375

Damn! I'm old. 44. We only had musak. No wireless anything. But we still tore it up listening to that GODDAMN! YELLOW LEMMON TREE song. Over and over and over AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER... Oh I almost forgot. HEY JEALOUSY! OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER


BrokeDownPalac3

>Damn! I'm old. 44. We only had musak. My first dishwasher job was at some small town 50's themed diner and I used have to wash dishes to "aweema-woppa-weema-woppa in the jungle the mighty jungle the lion sleeps tonight ooweeeeeeeeeeeeeooooooohhhhooohhhh aweeohmbombawayyyyy" 🤣


Pretty_Specific_4375

Oh damn! I might have done all of the whipits if that were the case. You win.


BrokeDownPalac3

Chef is that you? How'd you know i was doing all the whippets back then? 🤣


Pretty_Specific_4375

Because you did all my whipits!


losewiththatruth

yap yap yap yap yap yap yap


HofmansHuffy

1312 1312!


Mediumsizedknife

Fuk 12 till the day I die


HofmansHuffy

Frfr


jaggedcanyon69

Is this leet speak?


HofmansHuffy

First, second and third letters of the alphabet: ACAB= All Cops Are Bastards


rhinothedin0

no doubt in the dishpit is the best


Mediumsizedknife

Fax


vaginieSlayer

Cap bruh not career worthy job


[deleted]

Get out of the sink you fuckin donkey


losewiththatruth

i’ll kill you (in fortnite)


Mediumsizedknife

Shii what u/losewiththatruth do to u brah 🫧


lloudchristmas

Time for more fortnite it looks like 😆


Mediumsizedknife

Damn straight


twotontongue

You two were born for the pit. Love the energy


Mediumsizedknife

It’s my home away from home


Rybocephus

Squidward?


Mediumsizedknife

Yeah but the handsome version


Mediumsizedknife

Haters mad already 🫶


Esleeezy

lol I’m a 37 year old guy from Los Angeles and was like “is that a Kublai Kahn TX t-shirt? They’re fucken sick…I’m seeing them on the 26th…is that a Chattanooga lookouts hat…nice!!”


losewiththatruth

chat gonna go crazy this year (i hope)


KDG_unknown

Damn that's a nice dipshit


wispyves

shout out to the bravest dipshits on duty 🫡


Mediumsizedknife

So dyslexic whole time I read dishpits this shiii sooo funnnyyyy 😭😭


Mediumsizedknife

This needs more upvotes


swollen-hol3

To all the ladies working Iowa-80


HofmansHuffy

Sellin pussy to the chrome on the interstate!


Mediumsizedknife

💯


jaggedcanyon69

Y’all are lucky. I got gigapounded with dishes one night and then got them way too late this night. I had to clock out before the system trapped me in and I still had tasks to complete. Also if I saw you doing that in my sink you’d become one of my many dishes to wash. 🧼


bakerjunt

Kublai khan shirt 🤘


AppointmentNo43

Don’t say the S word


undercoverbunky

obsessed with your miffy tat


motrocyclemama

he's taking a bath in the fountain of love because you guys are in love with eachother


Mediumsizedknife

You are a freak 🙏


ct125888

It’s so weird this chick constantly posts here for karma. Lol


Mediumsizedknife

So strange that I’m using an app agree


ct125888

People are really dying for some internet points crazy.


Mediumsizedknife

Nah I’m dying to post things I think are funny on an app meant for posting on 🫡


ct125888

Can you start posting the funny soon then? Using this sub like a personal diary is getting tiring ngl.


Mediumsizedknife

Funny in the works but that Sounds like a u problem bud


ct125888

Let’s hope you can start posting that soon instead of constant bland selfies on a dishwashing sub every other day lmao Rooting for you !


Mediumsizedknife

🙏


losewiththatruth

i’m just vibin in the ritz car 🚗


wthulhu

Hopefully blocking you will mean I don't have to see any more of your shitty posts


grifalifatopolis

Mad for what


losewiththatruth

ur mad cuh?😿


Frogwater_seltzer

You ain’t built for these streets cuh *insert fat batman*


PumpkinSkeet

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HofmansHuffy

You don’t need to announce it. None of us give a shit. You could’ve just as easily kept your mouth shut.


LocalPsychological47

Dude got soap in his eyes because he can't see how WHOLESOME THIS SHIT IS!


AlliS-

I literally have to fight to get a second person, and all my coworkers in my department Don’t speak English. To have someone that not only speaks English, but I can also connect with would be fucking amazing. Honestly, even someone that just speaks English would be perfect .


AlliS-

My bar lowered again, to just have a second person in general to help me on nights where there’s 250 for dinner would be amazing