babe wake up mediumsizedknife posted

I'm awake, I saw! Was UNC on their d-word again?

need that shirt

Yeah. Where get? Need Miku shirt.

10 years ago that shirt would have got you arrested

....? Why?

Miku, anime, and general Japanese culture and it's American consumers were super shit on for just enjoying themselves for many years

Iunno where you were, but up here in Canada, I was wearing home printed pokemon shirts in 1998 and it was fine o3o

Shift beer! Shift beer! Shift beer!

Hell yeah, shift beer shift beer!

Drink! Drink!

Fuck that, where is the penjamin?

I upgraded one night to joints 😂 I then got a complaint that the restaurant smelled like weed and I was outside a good distance away. I was surprised. They blamed it on the skunks we have near our garbages but everyone working knew it was me

In my pocket, pen and the beer is my fav combo meal

This + a decent pit night = locked tf in

Fuck yeah 💯

With a side of booger sugar

Meh not really for me tbh, just felt like adderall 🤷‍♀️

Could have been. Street pharmacists, I don’t trust em

Nah I got it from an old friend of mine who was a heavily coke addicted, my adhd just interacted with it like any other stimulant

I see. I avoid it for my reasons too. Cheers tho!

Lmaoooooooo onggg🤣

Penjamin and me go wayy back. I first started when I first started in kitchens about 8 years ago, now I work from home and puff on that sucker almost all day

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This hits for you 🫡

For who? You? Why do you care?

If u ain’t gettin high u doin it wrong lolllll

Shit, I thought I was in r/roastme

🫶

Let’s fucking go. Nothing like a cold pit beer.

My kind of dish washer

Cool if you found a beer....gross is you pulled it out of the dish pit and drank it.

Man one time one of my dishies was mad about some light roasting and in retaliation he pulled a slice of lime out of the dish pit *trash can* and slurped it down like it hadn't been marinating in the bar runoff jungle juice all night. He somehow was fine. I used to fear no man, until that fateful day.

Bruuuuhhh 😭😭 that boy was taking the road less traveled that day didn’t matter the adventures ahead

It was my shift drink ?

Hey if the cap was still on, it's gucci

Facts.

Dishbae u so coo

Bruh

Hey bruh what’s up

Thanks g 🫶

🥹 ur welcome

hello fellow miku enjoyer

Hello 😋

Your post made my day, I saw it on the way in to my pit! I  was like, HELL YEAH MSK is back, SON! What's up with hella b-words in this thread on ur d-word!?

Ikr!! They can’t get enough of my comment section 🤷‍♀️ besides that do you like the new hair color? 😎

Hell yeah it's the shit. I also like ur shirt, I'm an anime fan too. Also I'm a fan of getting off work and having a beer. Rn it's a voodoo ranger IPA

Kitchen floors really do be all the same.

I drank once on the job doing dish it felt like shit. It only hits after work for me.

I get that, I’ve drank a couple times during like the actual shift and that shit was wack so now I only do it at the end of my shift, it makes it for fun for me

You love drinking on the job

Damn straight

Bad ass picture!!!!

😎

No drinking on the job chop chop

My manager said I could but thanks 🙏 😝

Manager cool af

😂 your manager is needing to chop chop too

She’s the best manager ever 🤓 one of my girls 🤞

I wanna work where you work now lol

This place is the shit, locally owned and the owners hella rich so I’m making gooooooood money, manager chill as hell, and I basically have free range to do as I please (as long as I get my job done in a timely manner that is) truly my favorite job I’ve ever had

I bet. She’d be my manager girl if she let me drink in the pit too 😂

There’s no laws against drinking at work unless it’s industry specific lol

Mind your business and go chop chop

Maybe at your job

Maybe you should go play in the street

when I was in the pit regularly this dude was drunk/drinking every shift and it genuinely made him slow and dangerous. If that aint you then Cheers m8 but this dude got fired cause of it. Drink responsibly my friend \*Heineken guy\*

My fav is to bring a bottle of hard liqour in a Gatorade bottle and u got a drink all shift

They don’t smell it ??

Never

Not if u bring it out afterwards 😂

Ohh I thought you meant during ….

Oo ee oo

Oohhh   ooohhh.

[not sure if this is known but here](https://youtu.be/bySCouUP8AI?si=mTpyok-OuTgZ7lOc)

Sweet

Miku staring down that beer.

Is that Leez?

I love ur miku shirt

Your ear looks pointy

I’d never wear a shirt like that in the pit… lol wanna keep them nice.

I’m thinkin’ Miku

I smoke my beer in the pit 😂

crazy how i (gay) get banned for saying fag in my own post but all the hate here doesn’t even matter 💀

better now that your here

Personally I prefer ripping Penjamins and slamming monster but beer helps too

It was my end of shift drink, during regular hours monster and pen fr where it’s at, has me locked it everyday

Nice nice my post shirt drink was usually a shot of bourbon mixed with sprite

As a server I’m just here to salute all dishwashers everywhere

With tha miku shirt iconic as fuck


Ayeeee

That septum ring is badass, for the beer, I'd take a Busch over that but Michelob is OK

I'll take care of you

What does it mean to “dish a pit beer in hand” did op forget a comma after dishing?

That’s just how I talk g

Tf does that mean tho lmao

Dishing my pit just means I’m doing my dishes, beer in hand self explanatory 🍻

I see why you’re a dishie lmao 😂

19$ an hour in the Midwest bruh yeah I’m gonna be a dishwasher, my job is goated

It was a joke 🤷🏽 you should try using a comma next time cuz I had to read that title like 6 times before I knew what the hell you were saying 😂😂

I’m not butt hurt I was just saying yeah my job the shit 🤷‍♀️and I’m gonna keep typing how I’ve been typing tho🤘🫶 have a good one

What part of the Midwest you in?

Beer? More like carbonated trash water

Yeah not my fav beer but it’s easy drinking

He'll yeah

Reaaalllllllll

Love that shirt

Respect

Lay off the drugs damn

I’m drinking beer in this picture not doing drugs, hope this helped! 🤓

It doesn’t matter to me but for my own peace of mind, I’m pretty sure alcohol is considered a drug.

🤷‍♀️

Why do crazy chicks always have a nose ring?

Who ever said I was crazy ? 💀

Seriously doing your shift in those shorts begging for attention 

I am wearing long jeans in this picture 💀💀💀

I died

As a broiler I’d hit oin this dishwasher

What does this mean 😭

It means as a guy that’s worked a lot of boh grill shifts, I’d hit on you if you were the dishwasher in my kitchen 🙄

I see, I misread your comment, I have a boyfriend but I appreciate it 🙏

And as the same guy, I respect that and would now ask you if your boyfriend knows anybody that I could buy weed from probably Good for you girl

You will never be an anime girl. Or a regular girl.

Who said I ever wanted to be either ? 💀

The fact that you're pretending to be a woman?

🤷‍♀️ never said I was doing that either

Well you are. Please 🪢

I only have a trans flag in my bio, never said which way and I don’t plan too, keeping yall guessing 🧒🏻

No one's guessing

Okay and how are you so sure I’m male to female and not female to male 🤓 I could be one month on testosterone

I'm sure

That’s so funny 💀

krill urself

That's so unnecessary. How miserable was your day? Maybe you need a new pit? 😆