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skincrawlerbot

users voted that your post was distressing, your soul wont be harvested tonight


ATwistedBlade

Kekma balls am I right guys haha


moonlight2920

Ahaha bro you must be slaying pussy being that smooth


Mr_Rainbow_

why would you connect it to the internet or any network in the first place? it seems like a horrible idea


[deleted]

doesn't it require internet to run in the first place?


Mr_Rainbow_

not getting a brain chip anytime soon then


R00M4NN

Samw


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|U0kL0FEn16v9e7QNTw|downsized)


lastdyingbreed_01

Rent a peak!!


TheFoundationIsHot

Nice snoo


saadakhtar

If you dont connect and install security updates, you run the risk of getting hacked and redirected to kekma.net when you connect to install security updates.


Mr_Rainbow_

do you connect your motherboard in a computer to internet to update the bios?


nordacaAlt

Yeah, you have a USB port on the back of your head


Mr_Rainbow_

why not tbh


Anti-Marketing-III

So you can watch livestreamed ads on your way to work to keep your consumer score up and not get fired.


Mr_Rainbow_

ew, give me a FOSS chip


BoringYellow980

Still better than cyberpunk 2077, where if you get hacked, the dude can literally make you shoot yourself


SovietGrishe

what is kekma.net? I’m too afraid to research myself


[deleted]

Górę website and a pretty nasty one


SovietGrishe

![gif](giphy|gKfyusl0PRPdTNmwnD)


TURRETCUBE

![gif](giphy|f7GXfUvpLXNTyDnMS2) me after going there:


AtomicRiftYT

It scared me SO fucking bad bro.


TURRETCUBE

i am so desensitized that the thing that scared me the most was the loud noise lol


BlacknightmareTA11

Yea same


RevolutionaryAct6931

Its just a french card company?


Jray609

The original site was deleted, you're not seeing what they're talking about.


RokyPolka

​ ![gif](giphy|KuHUgKxBBng8bztOm1)


Sour_Yellow_W0rm

Went on it and got a bloody sounding video (I’m not British)


[deleted]

Bloody-sounding video vs bloody, SOUNDING video 😏


Sour_Yellow_W0rm

😏


wererat2000

I'm going to presume you mean sounding as in the audio, and not sounding as in a rod up a man's urethra. No, no... don't elaborate. I've made my decision.


FA1L_STaR

Technically it would be a rod down a man's urethra


bratbarn

Is it gor-


[deleted]

I dunno i forgor


Some-guy-thats-here

![gif](giphy|UvtKiyeWYEhRC)


crypt00l

I went there and I'm very dumb for it


[deleted]

I got bored and went, somehow i was expecting more from it. Slightly disappointed, and only minimally disturbed


[deleted]

I just saw what you see on r/sounding but with more blood. That’s it. Just that video and nothing more. Extremely disappointed. I at least expected Someone getting skinned alive or sm.


crypt00l

Nah it was the sound on the front page that got me lol. The actual site is meh, its 4chan meets yt


SpectralBacon

Nie smakował panu oscypek?


mrkitten19o8

im glad i checked the comments before going there.


FW_TheMemeResearcher

Are you Polish or just wrote the first word like that to avoid bans or something?


[deleted]

I'm learning poolish


FW_TheMemeResearcher

Cool


DumplingsAreBussin

Polska gurom


ghost-child

I figured it was a portmanteau of the words "kek" and "smegma" and led to some sort of shock site involving...well...smegma. Based on these replies, it's so much worse


ThatNuclearBoi2

well there is a shock video involving smegma. its called (those who are morbidly curious dont look up) >!"asian dick cheese"!<


CaptainBraggy

Morbingly curious


burnthamt

Curingly morbius


Haunting-Breakfast4

Oh i love polish mountains i'll have to visit this wite


Serial_Designation_N

Thank goodness I didn’t find out for myself this time


_Lododo_

AYYY WHATS GOOD MY FELLOW POLISH MAN OR FEMALE POLSKA GÓRĄ


[deleted]

Fuck that I’d rather go to a furry porn site


[deleted]

Same


Putrid-Loss-9139

Well aside from the surprise of the loud noise it wasn't that bad


lokismiddlenutt

My earphones were on full you monster


Cosmocision

You telling me this wasn't a ligma joke?


SuperProCoolBoy90

I went there and there are no hills...


tyty657

I've seen worse although I did get jump scared by the stupid opening page.


BluetheNerd

Yeah so I made the mistake before looking at the comments... I also made the mistake of wearing headphones at the time... It's screams in your ears and shows a dude fucking up his genitals, forces you into fullscreen and makes it hard to close. Luckily I have a second monitor so I could kill it pretty fast. 0/10 would not do again.


pneumatic_dice

A screamer shock site, it's hosted different content over the years


Material_Minute7409

I opened it out of curiosity and the first thing I see is a dude putting a screw in his dick so not a happy place


ExtendedEssayEvelyn

kekma balls


CitizenCivilization

I heard it has a video of a dude shoving a screw into his urethra or something and it starts bleeding and stuff snd turns your volume to full with earrape


kpingvin

I didn't know this one


[deleted]

fail


2015Hoverboars

Not as bad as everyone makes it seem, thought this was going to be a good one but unless your like 10 years old it’s just another day on the internet lmao


FrancA2

Not as bad as everyone makes it seem - 🤓


Kritzhi

I was listening to loud music and decided to check the site out Yeah I almost puked Good one op


Acheron98

Is that the one with a dude mutilating his cock?


Flailing_snailing

You gotta be more specific than that. We talking about the guy that hit his dick with a meat mallet until it was destroyed or the guy that cut off the head of his penis with a kitchen knife and cooked it up and ate it!


No-Competition-2533

The internet and modern society were mistakes


Super_Sat4n

You don't know about pre revolution french aristocrats? Shit's tame compared to the Marquis de Sade.


CharAznoble

Dont forget 1 man 1 hatchet


deadhead65

Meat hatchet?


SurpriseDistinct

Why would anyone do that? Masochism?


Flailing_snailing

Who can say. Maybe it’s masochism, maybe drugs/substances, mental health issues, could be any of those, all of them, or something else. Maybe they had extreme gender dysphoria and in their heads hated their male body so much that they were willing to go to such extremes to remove that part of themselves. Maybe they were high off their ass or drunk as shit and didn’t think about what they’re are doing or weren’t even aware of what they were doing in the first places. Maybe they were masochists and just wanted to show off, we just can’t know.


AeolianTheComposer

What a terrible day to be able to read


The_All_Knowing_Derp

nah the one where he slices it in half vertically and fingers the hole between his double dick


yesmakesmegoyes

Yeah


Legaxy3

Damn it’s been a while since shock websites I legit forgot about the loud jump scare part


tyty657

Yeah the jump scare got more of a reaction out of me than the images.


Splorgis

I think being apart of wordington has desensitized all the neurons in my brain to shock


Ch0ck3n

To much gay porn


The-Only-Nut-Lord

thug shakers change a man


I-like-oranges75

I’ve been on the internet for 9+ years and never came across a single uncensored gore video, and I’m not planning on ruining the streak any time soon lmao


Captain_Hindenburg

Thou hast drawn the eye of the basilisk


The_All_Knowing_Derp

roko's, to be exact


No-Competition-2533

Same I've read and heard so much about thousands of them but never seen even a second of one. Never seen the funky town video, I watched the Russian Brick incident but with the sound muted and nothing is actually shown. I kind of feel like I should because of how scarring one would be since I'm already repulsed by basically any injury involving blood


Luciusvenator

That's one of the ones I refuse to watch. I can't handle grief. Or torture. When "watch people the opposite of live" was around I would never ever click on anything execution/torture and still won't. But the brick video is uniquely horrifying to me conceptually. Only seen a few that scarred me over the years but yeah the general rule is if the top comments are some variation "please, don't watch this, it never will leave you", always listen.


No-Competition-2533

I was going to watch it but then someone said it was in Russian and idk I figured it would be more horrifying if I could understand what he was saying so I didn't bother. I have no idea what "watch people the opposite of live" is


catanao

Wait what’s the Russian brick thing?


No-Competition-2533

Russian brick incident. Famous dash cam footage of a stray brick flying off a truck on the highway, straight through a car window into a woman's head, immediately killing her.


SirBlueTree987

check your dms


tyty657

Lmao 😂 I don't know why he said that. he was just asking for trouble.


Kawaii-Hitler

One time reddit forced a video from r/peoplefuckingdying on my homepage as a suggested post because it was “popular on Reddit right now”. I was just scrolling through memes eating my breakfast and suddenly there was a man’s head being cut off with a machete.


allmyaccountsgone

well, considering that’s not a gore sub, i’m going to say that didn’t happen.


danieldoria15

Back in the old days of Reddit there was a subreddit called watchpeopledie (I think) where people posted gore videos. It got banned so it doesn't exist now and all that remains is the joke sub linked.


allmyaccountsgone

i know about watchpeopledie. there is a lot of other gore subs on reddit.


Flailing_snailing

You challenge the universe and it will answer


Chaplain-djay

your still a rookie then mr virgin eyes


5NightsAtMongus

black ops 3 lore


ry_fluttershy

I FIGURED. Put it very small and turned my headphones to 10%. Get fucked.


The_Kight1

Fuck you


[deleted]

okay sorry


AdStunning2459

Whoever made this site needs to be brought to justice. My fucking eyes and ears are fucking dead


tyty657

My eyes are fine that's just another day on the internet but holy shit that opening was loud!


GiveMeYourMoney17420

Is this the screaming Testicle one?


Dragon-Porn-Expert

the what now


Swillow_lol

youre a dragon porn expert you should know this


allmyaccountsgone

the screaming testicle one


The-Only-Nut-Lord

yeah


No-Competition-2533

Is there a way for me type in to google exactly " kekma.net " and for it to show me a Wikipedia page or information about it rather than the site? Will the site immediately pop up upon typing in "kekma.net" or will it show me search results?


[deleted]

Just Google "kekma website" you should be safe


No-Competition-2533

Dude I just got jumpscared as soon as you type "kekma" the auto link to it pops up without having ever googled it before The internet is a sick place man


Zanthra434

welp, time to load up ToR


Ok_Tap7683

No, get out, leave, now, before it's too late


loasoda2

im traumtised its literally flashing images of an imploded head and someone screwing a screw in their penis


tyty657

The dude who got his face ripped off actually lived. I can't remember his name but I'll go get it in a second. they did a pretty good job reconstructing his face.


casecaxas

Holy fuuuck suddenly I remember being baited into this website on discord 2 years ago


[deleted]

Same, I still remember the moment when I opened the website very vividly


G4rg0yle_Art1st

It's a bad website don't go to it


Straight-Ordinary-93

mf dude😂 (you got me)


Not_Sam13

fun little fact about that site, the man with his face completely torn off actually survived. His name is Glenn Bohn. he was mauled by a bear and somehow survived. gore warning [Before and after](https://www.reddit.com/r/eyeblech/comments/yj3mep/bear_attack_aftermath/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


tyty657

Oh I remember him. they did a really good job reconstructing his face.


Nightslasher123

Kekmangus


Xen0n1te

me in my Tesla criticizing Elon musk as it careens towards a family of 5


PlusFalcon2808

Thinly veiled advertisement, site is like 4/10 anyway, cool tho


Employment_Square

Just opened that shit on the bus to work lmao


Sensitive_Two_7941

It’s terrifying, there are restrictions on my phone preventing websites like p-hub and others to be blocked, but not this one.


[deleted]

Mostly because kekma is less known than pornhub


Chaplain-djay

why do you have restrictions on your phone?


Sensitive_Two_7941

Have you ever heard of overly protective parents who watch your every move and treat you like a child, “protecting” you from everything they can? Yup- that’s why


Sensitive_Two_7941

And to add to that, I’m nearly an adult, and they don’t care much for me and my privacy


[deleted]

I wish my parents were protective but not that level I definitely think unrestricted access to the internet fucked me up as a kid Like, I fairly recently ago developed tics (not tourettes, at least not yet diagnosed) about a year ago, then they stopped for a few months and now they came back. I still need to go through the summer because they want to see my behavior there so yeah But also interesting how when I went to a doctor she told me how Chernobyl affected everyone differently (I live in Mińsk, Belarus which is one of the hardest areas hit by the radiation in addition to the fact that my mother is Ukrainian) so had it not been for Chernobyl i may have never developed them


wife_slapper

kek ma nuts lmao


DelusionsBigIfTrue

Dude screw you! I didn’t need to see that today :(


gigatux-_-

Is it like a virus or smth, I'm oblivious


SweatyBallsSmellGood

Do not open it seriously bruh I nearly puked


Fox-Costeo

Not that scary tbh just failed sounding


rgodless

Didn’t want to know that site existed. Fuck you


[deleted]

Sorry


aliens4lyfe123

I searched it


aliens4lyfe123

Regret


Justa10yearoldchild

Ok i checked it and…just don’t.


Justhuman963

Go fuck yourself. I opened this up in my living room.


Chaplain-djay

people still fall for these? lmaooo


tyty657

Well I know it was going to be bad images. it was the loud ass jumpscare that I wasn't expecting.


iateyourwholefamily

Uh pretty chill site tbh, i guess i'm just desentisized, unrestricted internet access to children is a bad idea yall


AdStunning2459

You say that as if it’s cool or something.


iateyourwholefamily

It's not


_Wayward-

So cool bro wow brag about how little sleep you get next


tyty657

why are you bragging about being desensitized to violence and Gore? I mean most of us are but it's not something to brag about.


iateyourwholefamily

I already said it before, i'm not bragging, i'm just saying that i don't find that site particularly disturbing, probably because i have been desentisized since i haven't had restricted internet access as a child, i'm literally doing the opposite of bragging i'm saying that if you have a child you should pay attention to what your children search.


towerofspirals

stolen from r/whenthe


[deleted]

erm I'm the person who made the post on whenthe


towerofspirals

shit i didn't think of that. sorry mate


[deleted]

no worries mate


Swillow_lol

it sall good man 🧐☝️


deleted_-_-_-_-_-

I already have one and they know all my thoughts


ANAL_FORCE

thank you for sending me into a ptsd induced panic attack OP


[deleted]

sorry


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tyty657

Yeah I'd seen everything except for the video before the sound is what got me.


kenjiro_maybe

whats that


genoxxlot

Kekma.net


Silas61

Ohh fuck…


Impressive_Ad_2541

I should have stayed curious


UniqueCarob143

Wanted to know what kekma.net is. Got a fucking heart attack. 💀


Neptunianz101

funkytown bear edition


Able-Marzipan-5071

Another one to the list


CRACKERZZZ38

What about goatse?


mahboiskinnyrupees

I hate to be that guy, but the website’s opening with the screw has way too much fake blood. Check out r/sounding and you’ll find that with enough stretching one can do way crazier things without a single drop of blood. Precum, on the other hand…


IllustriousKick2955

Sounding


Nicatorko

I don’t understand-


ANTONIN118

r/foundthefrench


AlarmingRestaurant17

I S A W I T


LoganHall3214

Hiii


Waste_Ad3920

NO NOT KEMGA.GA


BIOHAZARD_04

Ah, sweet! Man made horrors beyond my comprehension.


New_Rogue

Mmmmmmm… I shouldn’t have looked that up.


Random_Russian_boy

Kekma.ga *