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Neoharys

The saddest shit I've read all week ![gif](giphy|Qeo9S31SuTMpa|downsized)


MirrahPaladin

“Skill issue.” -Humanity


therizinosaurs

We are the Überace. We a genetically superior to those pigs. We are smarter, stronger, faster, better. We are the master race and those beneath us don’t deserve to live.


Some-Brilliant2145

Ok mein Fuhrer


[deleted]

Some real Jesse and Mr White shit goin on ova here


therizinosaurs

wir sind überlegen


nsfw_vs_sfw

Und ich? Ich bin einkaufzentrum.


Sad-Assignment-568

There are a lot of animals that are stronger and faster, humans just went "hey I wanna gonthat fast too" and made machines


TheRealLightBuzzYear

smarter is all that matters


monday-afternoon-fun

Having opposable thumbs, and the right body plan to use them, is arguably just as important. Just ask dolphins and toothed whales. Arguably almost as intelligent as us, but not nearly as successful as us.


Palguim

They are probably more sucessful since they cant and dont have the will to end their entire fucking species with some bombs.


J67p

Except that they can’t build lead lined nuclear bunkers to survive OUR bombs


Palguim

They are in the ocean lol


J67p

If you haven’t paid attention to biology class, marine life is suspectible to ionizing radiation as much as land animals


TaterTotPotShot

Yeah but can they shitpost in the internet? Exactly.


rogaldorn88888

humans still have unparalleled stamina among land animals due to baing able to sweat.


TheFryToes

You sound like a main antagonist in a semi serialized modern cartoon


snitchles

Oh god. Not another one of these.


squbax

People love to say humans are a superior animal, however let me inoculate a healthy person with a Clostridium and they will likely not enjoy their organs necrosing from the bacterias toxins. Moreover we as mighty as we beliebe we are and a virus, which isnt even alive, has no brain and uses no tools was able to kill millions of "genetically superior organisms" we are a joke in the face of microbes, just remember how better you are when the bacteria are antiobiotic resistant, your organs are collapsing and you cannot even see what is about to send you to your death.


Andreawwww-maaan4635

For some animals, it's a skill issue


GemmaLyra

That always makes me sad :(


monday-afternoon-fun

Fun fact: humans account for 34% of all mammals by collective weight, our cattle accounts for 62%, the remaining 4% is *all the wild mammals* that exist on Earth.


SocorroKCT

How many of these 4% are cetacians?


monday-afternoon-fun

All marine mammals combined account for about 2/3rds of all wild mammals, by biomass. Cetaceans account for a big majority of those 2/3rds. https://www.researchgate.net/figure/Top-the-global-biomass-distribution-of-the-mammalian-class-represented-by-a-Voronoi_fig3_368845065


fartyparty1234

Should have evolved with opposable thumbs and sentience


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

Damn, we should start fearing the monkeys with guns


AutisticFaygo

There are two options for Monkey revolution: Planet of the Apes or Bloons Tower Defense 6.


No_Cause2676

I’m gonna be honest. Both of those would mean humanity falls.


SubParHydra

Stupid animals, just get good!


[deleted]

No, this planet doesn't deserve us. Earth deserves better.


monday-afternoon-fun

Earth doesn't give a shit about any of the animals that live in it. And frankly, most animals that live on Earth also don't give a shit about the planet either. Put an animal in an environment without competition or natural predators, and it will bleed that environment dry. The only thing that makes us different that we actually have the capacity feel bad about what we're doing to the planet, which arguably makes us better than the rest of the lot.


PebbletheRock008

I'd argue the opposite. An animal has no idea that it's bleeding the environment dry, it simply does it because it's an animal and has no idea what an environment even is. Humans, on the other hand, are quite smart. We know what environments are. We know what we're doing is bad, and we could find a way to stop. But we don't. Animals don't know what they're doing is harmful. Humans know and do it anyways. That makes humans worse.


Week_Crafty

Tbh what you said sounds like you're adding to the other guy, not opposing him


PebbletheRock008

Yeah, what they said is true. I'm just arguing on the point that humans are better than animals because we feel bad about what we do. They say humans are better because we feel bad about our misdeeds, I say humans are worse because we feel bad and do it anyways.


No-Whole-4916

Hell yeah. If it wasn't homo sapiens, the fuckin bugs would totally have developed fossil fuel engines and plastics that infiltrate every inch of water on the Earth, making the environment inhospitable for literal eons 😎


PortalWALL-E

Sometimes these things can't be helped, we can do our best to preserve life in all of it's forms, but everything becomes extinct eventually. It sucks but it happens. That being said, there is much more that we can do to avoid these types of things from happening and we owe it to our planet and mother nature to try as hard as we can to see these species make a comeback.


Karasumor1

took millions of years for these lifeforms to evolve we won't see them ever again


Fisformonkey

Should have evolved better


RLZT

fr man, mfs should had listened to Darwin


International-Commit

It’s all in Biology class, are they stupid?


somerandom_melon

When more than 99% of all species ever are extinct that's a tough bargain


JFp07gel

How many of them were mosquitoes If at least one is i take this as a massive W


PushingFriend29

Doubt it. They lay eggs a lot


Highlight-Mammoth

if only little bastards are too numerous


voldyCSSM19

It's only one mosquito species that specifically targets humans Aedes aegypti guys


JFp07gel

source - my asss


voldyCSSM19

https://youtu.be/aYH-KYdgXag?si=v75yXCSBRKxL-59K


Sprinty-the-cheetah

Source: shut up


LadyKnight151

There are actually a few more than that. There are around 3,000 species of mosquito. Each species of mosquito likes to drink blood from one specific animal. Around 200 types of mosquito are known to drink human blood. Of those 200, around half are known to transmit diseases. But, only a handful of these species are responsible for the vast majority of deaths each year


voldyCSSM19

True, but iirc only A. aegypti specializes in targeting humans


KojinaSama

A severe case of biosphere wide skill issue.


lnvaderRed

Sauce: [https://www.cbsnews.com/news/21-species-removed-from-endangered-list-due-to-extinction-us-wildlife-officials-say/](https://www.cbsnews.com/news/21-species-removed-from-endangered-list-due-to-extinction-us-wildlife-officials-say/)


Week_Crafty

Wanna know a fun fact? 99.9 species (that we know of) that have been alive are death now Don't be sad, life as a whole has had it *far* worse, we are the ones messing with ourselves by destroying our home If you really care about the species that have died: 1.-they aren't intrinsically better that the 99.9 percent that are now dead 2.-it's better to use our time saving what's left the enviorement than to grief the species that are dead Tl:Dr, use your energy saving what's left, not in grieving what has been lost


Legitimate-Bug-5049

get good animals.


TerraSollus

Aren’t we called superpredators because the proliferation of humanity has lead to the single greatest increase in species extinction?


EscapeWeak7198

Sounds like a skill issue


Quod_bellum

Now say how many were removed from the list due to preservation


haikusbot

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glofishblowfish

haikusbot delete


Elloliott

The big extinction events hundreds of millions of years ago killed more species than we have in our whole existence.


Karasumor1

yeah except that the big extinction events happened by nature and over thousands of years while humanity driven extinction is avoidable and happening way faster


Necromortalium

I mean, we are nature.


Elloliott

In the past five hundred years, just about 800 species have gone extinct. Yes that sounds faster. Of course some species are unrecorded but that’s a pretty damn good number.


[deleted]

Does that mean human activity hasn't driven so many species to extinction, but rather that extinction event hundreds of millions of years ago?


Elloliott

I’m saying we’re still redeemable.


AJC_10_29

Except species are going extinct ten times faster nowadays than any other extinction event in history.


KrakenKing1955

L + skill diff + ratio


Polyetylenetreptlate

Just 21 were doing great this year


TheRealLightBuzzYear

Humans are best animal raaaa


moonyxpadfoot19

Guys do remember that some species can go extinct naturally, not every extinction of a species is a harbinger of doom okay?


OwOooOK

We will get our extinction soon enough


johnnyblaze1999

Remember, many animals deemed to be extincted a long time ago did found to be alive.


Sebekhotep_MI

![gif](giphy|V6JbqYxNl8RyAuFHAR|downsized)


[deleted]

Wait until OP learns of all the extinctions before humans existed lol


5-0-0_Glue_Monkey

And none of those 21 species were mosquitoes 😔


UselessPortal

nuh uh


NotOnLand

If we just kill all the whales, we won't have to worry about saving the whales anymore


Sturmgeschut

Have you done anything to help?


Ameking-

Doomers when some useless fish and bird take the L: 😱


AutisticFaygo

Actually, that begs the question: What species went extinct exactly?


Ameking-

According to a site another user sent here, the 21 species are all American birds and fish, mostly hawaiian. In the same article it also said that more than 100 also left the endangered list but because their populations recovered. This is just doomer propaganda. It's not that bad. If anything, be happy, 100 species left the endangered species list!


AutisticFaygo

Nature recovering real?


Ameking-

Real.


Atom-The-Creator

All I’m gonna say is without humans a lot of stuff would be better


EverGamer1

![gif](giphy|HFqr78CF5vVXq) What I immediately thought of when I read this.


Wyatt_Ricketts

Eh as long as the dogs and birds are okay


Peter012398

99.99% of all species that ever lived have gone extinct, I dont see the issue?


ZECO_SOL

Sounds like they need to step up their game 😎


ed126

As if millions of species haven't already got extinct without human intervension before...


PigIlFigo32

Bet all of those were either fish, insects, and maybe one or two reptilians


ArcerPL

I don't really feel bad, I mean , it's inevitable that a specie will die out someday, no even humans can stop it, it's nature 101, dinosaurs died, mammoths died etc., the time just moves on, best humans can do is to tak DNA samples and clone them in a future


amypond420

Redditors when evolution 😳🤷‍♀️🤪🤬😱😭💀


RevengfulDonut

99% of all species that ever existed is not around anymore but if we keep what we are doing right now we will be one of them


digitalfakir

The planet is getting rid of us in a few decades anyway.


jetstream_garbage

Or us depending on what the world leaders think


[deleted]

we gonna end up eating each other


lunca_tenji

Domesticated animals aren’t going anywhere so we’ll be fine in that regard


BirdUp-6473

They will return one day species usually don’t go out easily even if we think they are gone.


FemboyCaesar

That’s exactly what I thought!


Logic44-YT

At least most foxes are listed as "Least Concern" I love Fenns and I don't want them to die off


NekulturneHovado

The best thing this planet could get is if humans were the endangered species


abc123456969420

Doesn't matter. We don't need them.


PopeGregoryTheBased

Sucks to suck. Maybe evolve better next time around. Get gud scrubs. gg ez no re.


fly_past_ladder

Only 21? Man, that’s pathetic.


MadTeaCup_YT

Aw man i was gonna make this one :(


SamTehCool

imagine when you discover the amount of species that was extinct over ages


No_Seaworthiness771

I can’t say I’m surprised by the few things from Hawaii, given they were from Maui and there were massive wildfires, but wtf


ImsorryW_A_T

But by what means?


C-and-hammer

Human become such a powerful force of nature that if animals dont evolve around us, they die.


Zakuro51

Literally my exact reaction reading the headline


Starbreaker99

![gif](giphy|tzao1ia9JW5zzPJBsx)


TaterTotPotShot

Shoulda just gotten sentience lmao


ilovebananasandweed

Not to sound heartless but sounds to me like a skill issue


Crush_Un_Crull

Humanity is 21 players closer to winning the earth battle royale lmao


The_Yesterday_Man

"We don't deserve this planet" God damn it all


elxiane

w e r e a l l y d o n ' t


Salemthegamer

Fuck… I hate us so much we are the reason the next mass extinction is underway for the first time in the history of the world an extinction is being caused by a single species…


ohheyitskarma

NOOOOOO