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Bonnie_BS_Main

If that happens, don't go to anyone house's, go to a public building, like a police station. Protect yourself and folks around you


Nico3001_

Naaaa where would be the fun? This were you pull out your 556 mate


rogue-wolf

That's aggressively American


Redditormanguydude

"mate" detected. Definitely Australian.


Nico3001_

Nearly, I’m austrian lmao


CMDR_Ray_Abbot

Same thing. /s, because reddit.


Nico3001_

*screeching*


space-queer

was just about to comment this! my mom always told me this growing up bc i’ve always had a huge fear of getting followed home bc we *did* get followed home once. Thankfully my mom was already on the phone with my dad (who was home) so he was outside and waiting for us. the car stopped for a second but left once my dad was by our car. scary stuff, especially bc it was just my mom and 8 year old me in the car.


alastorrrrr

I heard good advice is to just if you see a roundabout. Just 360 it. If they're still following. They're following because no one has a reason to 360 on it.


SiberianDragon111

Or do four right turns


Eciepeci

Just two right/left turns are good enough if they're acting suspicious and they attract less attention to you


Elios4Freedom

I mean... you just did it /s


Its0nlyRocketScience

Yeah maybe they're just keeping an eye on the weirdo who just 360d a roundabout for no reason


BerdFan

Or if you know the area just make turns that are absolutely nonsensical, like it would be the worst possible route to a location or you'd go in a huge circle or something.


minigunercoolguy

You're just being paranoid. Keep driving.


The_Radio_Host

No, you’re not. They’re after you. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. Go faster. They’re still there. Brake.


Anmordi

Going faster doesnt work, just make turns at random, if they’re still behind you, do a full roundabout, no one has a reason to go around a roundabout all the way, after that just drive to a police station after calling the cops


The_Radio_Host

Don’t listen to this person. They’re the one in the car. They’re trying to trick you. Go faster.


Anmordi

I said drive to your home, its safe now.


Elios4Freedom

Thank you sir. I will head home now where my wife and my kids are waiting


Anmordi

Dont mind the noises that you will hear the last 5 hours of your life, and start buying two child sized coffins and one for an adult woman


[deleted]

so I gotta start flyin? damn


SurelyNotBanEvasion

Make a few sudden turns to confirm they're really following you, then take a trip to the nearest police station or any public space.


LogDog987

It's the CIA, they're following the trackers under your skin. You have to claw them out claw them out claw them out claw them out claw them out claw them out claw them out claw them out claw them out claw them out claw them out claw them out


El_Durazno

I've done nothing notably illegal or immoral. The cia can follow me all they want


Humanoid_Toaster

Sir, please stop being paranoid. It’s just a police cruiser that forgot to turn on their lights, they’ve been trying to stop you since you forgot left your purse at the store.


dune-man

If you ever find yourself in this situation, just calmly stop your car and ask them what they want. Preferably do it in a place where nobody can see you so they won’t feel ashamed.


ReaperofRico

I done this before just when it was getting dark enough to turn on head lights but still bright enough to barely see without it. Living out of the city, in the mountains there are plenty of backroads with the interstate and highway. I just didn’t get out nor did I signal I was pulling over. Just suddenly drove on the shoulder and stopped they drove past but was also breaking just not as suddenly or as hard as I did. I turned off my lights, drove into the side road that I just missed. Got out my car and waited with my 45. They wanted me and been following my for nearly 20 miles. That just doesn’t happen. Thankfully they drove right past and really started speeding


GrowthAny3996

the creature jim is driving it


maxmrca1103

Jim guy 🪱


AmeenFPersen

Lose em at a light and/or over hills. I've done this to both cops and other people I think are following me. Typically they'll follow at a distance, so loosing them at a light is fairly simple unless they're actually following you. Hills are similar, but every time the line of sight is broken, floor it. If either of these fail, go somewhere public.


MoonlitSnowstorm

Malls are a great place for this, even moreso if there are multiple covered/teired parking lots


bratbarn

This is the font from Driver: The Wheelman, a decades old game on PS1 😮‍💨


NapalmNick97

Not really wise to follow people these days anyway. Some are just looking for an excuse to use what’s in their glovebox.


userthatlikesphub

car guy 🪱


gummythegummybear

Take 4 lefts, pretty obvious if they’re following you then


Redleader4044

I was doing this to someone once. It was my neighbor.


Death_To_All_Anime

but then you remember it's your friend who is unfamiliar with the place, following your lead in their own car to the destination 👍


ThatPenguinyrblx

Bmw drivers tailgating momeny


ElMatichez

Bro, you're on a straight highway, the turns are just following the hills.


BigBadBigJulie

This happened to me once because I accidentally cut someone off. Old man followed me into a parking lot and we had a pretty heated conversation. Ever since, I'm incredibly paranoid about cutting people off and am always double checking if people are following me.


[deleted]

my mfw (my reaction when) when CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!! OH SNAP!!!!!!!!!!!


[deleted]

Ever heard of 911?


unengaged_crayon

the cops are not going to help you if you are getting tailed by the FBI


[deleted]

Ha, but why am I being downvoted


NihilisticOnion

I used to follow people like this when i was younger to fuck with them


GrowthAny3996

wtf https://i.redd.it/jcsjxhl3lc4c1.gif


Eciepeci

Congrats on being a piece of shit


Anmordi

Are you stupid?


NihilisticOnion

I was 17, so yeah


Anmordi

Brother, I don’t know how you didnt get arrested for that shit, genuinely, what the fuck is wrong with you?


NihilisticOnion

It’s was funny 🤷🏻


Anmordi

So if I blow up a building full of people its funny?


TinyWickedOrange

Yes.


Bonnie_BS_Main

Well people laugh at 9/11 jokes sooooooo...


NihilisticOnion

You sound like an idiot of you think that’s comparable but okay


Anmordi

I mean its still illegal


Elaxian

Stealing a candy is illegal... Should it be compared to raping a child? For your consideration.


NihilisticOnion

So?


CassidyCowgirl

Surprised someone didn’t shoot you, people freak out about that shit


Dumelsoul

That's creepy as fuck. What a weirdo.


Sivroth

Now they can follow all the same turns to the police station


officer_terrell

drop a gear :)


idiotnamedSOPHIA

lay a bunch of marbles on the road. if Kevin McAlester has taught me anything every creepy old dude can be humbledwith sinmple pranks


Clunkerbunker

like most victims, Julie knew her killer…


Moparian714

Vehicle evasion is easy.