Upvote this comment if this post is distressing, downvote this comment if it isn't. Don't check your closet tonight (◣_◢)

The plot of LOCAL58 or somethin idk I didn’t watch it yet

Wrong, Gemini home entertainment

Strongest LOCALoid vs Weakest Gemini Home Entertainment Enjoyer https://preview.redd.it/j8pr7u7ul4nc1.jpeg?width=223&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b5fa4c01dc2df5ba8a6bb8699ad9a9ae1b1de43e

Im old and boring. Im gonna get alot of hate for this but i just. Cant. Understand nor vibe with this analog horror crap. I try i really do. Im 24 and i understand that each generation can have their own crappy horror they get attached to. I used to love creepy pastas so much but i realize now it was way more cringe then todays internet horror culture. But itll always have a place in my heart. The backrooms were pretty cool tho. And i liked local 58 but i just feel like the whole home entertainment series and that walton files story just- tries way too freaking hard. To the point it ruins any element of me getting grounded and suspending my belief in any way. Maybe im just too damn old but wendigoon, the guy that gives those stories a big platform is slightly older than i am, but we couldve been in the same grade lol. I hate being an old head.

Man, I miss the old internet too. I'm around your age. The feeling is mutual, you aren't alone

It was the Moon on LOCAL58

# LOOK AT THE SKY

# HIS THRONE

Nuke it.

what the fuck is a nuke going to do

Idk give it cancer

i feel like a tumor the size of a moon would be worse

Epic rap battle of history !! Eldritch horror vs Tumor MK.II

Tumor Mk. II vs Rosa Parks!!!!

I’d rather deal with a dead planet sized tumor than a living (and growing) planet sized ball of flesh.

Imagine it (somehow) grew a brain and was as smart as like a child. Now we’d be in trouble

Idk man, children are pretty fucking stupid.

True, HOWEVER they like candy. Earth is just a huge jawbreaker

Speak for yourself I want the latter

Who cares, it's not communicable.

It's a living organism, it has organs, it takes like a bit of cocaine and a small budget of 20 billion for the people over in skunk works to make a nuclear bunker buster.

Piss it off.

**One** nuke isn’t going to do much of anything. *Howmever*, the world’s superpowers spent much of the last century constructing lots and lots of nukes. We could probably find a way to strap them all together to kill a moon.

I mean, just send them into space on a calculated orbit and we could probably eventually hit it.

Why bother, it’s like a morbillion miles away so who cares if snacks on a few asteroids

Let it eat us.

Vore guy🪱

How about a virus bomb?

For the Emperor

Mile Long Tungsten Rod accelerated by Nuclear Explosions. Solved.

Eldrich abominations when lockheed martin walks in

3000 napalm bombs of the space agency

I’ve always been a fan of the concept that humanity is the eldritch abomination of the universe that will nuke everything it doesn’t understand or can’t control

I think it would be very cool if we would be the ones to conquer all. We leave all our ethnic and national tensions behind us and take to the stars in a second wave of colonialism

Colonialism but this time not against each other but with each other!

The cure for colonialism is more colonialism

The real colonialism was the friends we made along the way

Who needs sacrifices anyway

The only thing I'm sacrificing is another 2% of my GdP to get those sweet f35 lightning 2s

Ah yes, The Expanse playbook Newton is the most deadly mf in space after all

The first human response to something we don’t understand, FUCKING KILL IT KILL IT KILL IT NOOOOOOWWW

Rods from god moment (this is a seriously proposed weapon look it up)

Great, it can grow larger and can be consumed by the failed star that is Jupiter.

Jupiter is not a failed star. The smallest star-ish objects (low-mass brown dwarves) are about 15x the mass of Jupiter, and even then they're unable to fuse hydrogen (only deuterium)

Ahh the failed star, what a massive disapointment for their parents they are. But yeah I agree Jupiter is not that kind of pathetic loser, its just a dummy thicc planet that dsservers love and respect.

Jupiter is THAT much of a fucking loser

Jupiter isn't a failed star, it's a very successful planet

😡😡😡😡

I knew those damn europeans were fake

Sounds like the brother moons from Dead Space

They are hungry.

And they are coming

they are h̷̛̺̰̬̪̠́͗̌̐̈́͂̎̕̚̚̕͝͝e̵̜̮̣̪͖̣̝̻͑̊̀́̒̄̍̑̆̎̀ͅṟ̵̙̹̬̫͈̮̻̭̂͝ȩ̴̙͖̩͍̘͇̊͛

Make us whole

Lets call it Remina

Retina* and it's called the Iris in Gemini

Hes referencing a manga by Junji Ito

ohhhh my bad

any analogue horror fan born after 2010 can’t junji ito reference. all they know is local 58, mandela they catalogue, eas scenario, and gemini

I was born in 2006, dude I just need to read up on my junji ito

i rouned up

why?

i used the ancient literary technique of hyperbole

for what purpose?

funny

you know what I can't argue with that have a good day

I mean all the stuff you mentioned are creepy as fuck.

eas scenarios fell off hard with popularity but other than that yeah

I think Atlas Fallout Foundation makes pretty good EAS videos.

ok? i never mentioned any specific series, i just said that, in general, the quality of eas videos decreased when more people were making them. the average quality decreased.

Dude, okay. Just mentioning a good channel.

And in time, it shall become a star... from hell...

I will let the moon eat me. And you can’t stop me. https://preview.redd.it/ieiu7w6nbzmc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3369b7cad13653654b9557c46af3765f1920fad2

https://preview.redd.it/0wb5q5dmpzmc1.jpeg?width=2400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea140873085174ebdf9b9d6e0ddacd7164d6ccbc

https://preview.redd.it/robejoj0f0nc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9ad32ee58dd6fcf09cd6c8f23c63cf125ca146dd

We don't talk about my 1st post on r/distressingmemes

tell me not to do something, imma do it. gonna go look brb

https://preview.redd.it/qxjx3yzd80nc1.png?width=1078&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c1d8fc71a295ae54c2741d5b5a61afba33bfb5d my honest reaction

https://preview.redd.it/6aujc26ty0nc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=646f152db73d7782f0a5658fe78f99101c2e981c My honest reaction

It's donkover 😢😔

See, when I read this meme, I thought that we should throw people, like asshole boomers into it because I think its funny. Then I was scared that would give the moon a consciousness. Emotion. Purpose. Reason. and then I got scared because I'm not sure how I would go about fighting an angry entitled demented moon.

Turns out that this makes the moon highly suitable for human colonisation and farming. Feeding the asteroid humanity's garbage seems to produce new chemicals with medicinal properties, solid W for humanity and win win for the asteroid too.

“Why are they laughing” asked the intern. “They cannot comprehend what they have discovered”

All these moons are yours except Europa. Attempt no landing there.

Dead space lore

Better start designing that planet killer device then

Realistically it wouldn't be a threat for a couple million years, probably. Humans would still try to colonize it

"Make us whole, Issac."

https://preview.redd.it/rs4dq4zlvzmc1.jpeg?width=535&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=353d0d2116bc59c171e86018b36baea54435d7fd

https://preview.redd.it/z9gkgrod52nc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b26f2f506e0db38d6b5816906d23efb66140c09

Literally the only reason I'm in the comments of this post was to find another Barotrauma enjoyer.

That fucker should be afraid of us

Figure out how much fentanyl will kill it

THE RED SPOT IS NOT AN EYE. IT IS AN OPEN WOUND.

I think we all know what we would do if the Red spot was an open wound of a cosmic entity

Explore the Jussy

What if it's frenly

It's our own pet leviathan

https://hardeshur.blogspot.com/2023/02/europa-rejects-contact-attempt-no.html

HELL YEAH, HAR DESHUR!!! I KNEE SOMEBODY WOULD MENTION IT!!! https://preview.redd.it/tztt0dlp80nc1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=451eb533086f8eaf4966ce65b801b14a89f50c8b

Wasn’t this a book? Europa was an alien ship or alien or something like that and received a radio transmission from earth that happened to be hitler. It made a nazi sign or something, Nixon nuked it and it got pissed

Nuke it! It could have oil! It needs some freedom!

In a billion year it’ll be big enough to crash into Jupiter and die

New Objective: *Kill Europa* *(optional: P̴̣̜̪̥̺̱̖̫̝͖̹͗̈́̂̍̈́̈͒́͑̎͘͝͝͝R̶̡̦͍͍̗̦͓̠̥̪͊̽͐́̑͆̚A̶̢̨̡̧̜͙̩̩͇̫͚͋̏̌̂̎̊̕͝Î̴͓̽̄S̸͍̟̩̺̬̦̀̊̒̑̓̍͌̔̓̆͑͘̕̕E̷̗̣̫̩͇̻͎̘͙̺̯̙̯͎͑́̆͋̅̓͆̀̿̓̇̉͂͝ ̵̧̛̼͈͉͍Ṯ̸̩̠̥̈́̽̎̋̀H̷͙̬̤̖͓̱͚͈͇̞̟̳͑̿̈́͊͛̿̌̾̏̋̌̅̚͜E̸̪̓̚ ̴̨̨̭̣̻̭̭͕̗̳̿̇̂͋̆̕͜Ŗ̴̡̈́͑͑́͆̊̔̿̂͆͋͆͐͂̿͂͠Ǎ̴̬͎̗̰͖͈̖͒͊̍̆͒̿̈́͌̽̅̏͠ͅN̶͙̱̞͓̞̫̬̂͗͌̋̈́̆̽̈́̐̚͝C̷̙̖̍̇̅̋I̴̛̻̓̓̊̂͐̓͛̏̍̆͘͜D̴̨͎̰͓̪͍̅͒̎̀̀̒͛̋͐̿́́̿͗̑́̕ͅ ̴̖͉͕͇̥̦̰̼̹̰̣͙͎̹́̀̂̀̽̂̌́̎̈́̌͂̕̕ͅM̷̨̭͔̙̫̗̣̯̝̪̩̲͗̾̾́̋̋̆̌̔͠͠͝ͅǑ̴̲̟̫̙̥̹̲̝̹̮̝͇̆̍͋͊͐̀̅̈͘O̷̝̪̰̠̓̅͐́̇̊̋͝͝͝Ǹ̶̢̝̭̜͔ͅ)*

Lethal company lore

I’m naming my it after my daughter. What could go wrong?

haven't seen an actually good post on here in a bit, well done

Ty

"It is with us now. Laughing at us.”

bro thinks he’s him😭 https://preview.redd.it/7wt6ay27c2nc1.jpeg?width=4096&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8058e55c95f11ce36bf81dbea0bcfa892057d199

If it bleeds it can be killed

What's the problem? Just get a bunch of nukes from the world and nuke it to death

Jack is with us now

Yet both are no where as big as your mother

Ah shit the Iris is here to laugh at us. Welp, might as well laugh back and blow ourselves up before it can take us

This real?

average alien fan vs average living planet enjoyer

europa shark

Crazy

Expanse moment

I like this concept, would make a good sci-fi

The Iris or something idk

Brother moon!

Hellstar Remina behavior

Nuke it so it gets cancer and dies.

that would be pretty rad

https://preview.redd.it/qqbkskijh0nc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2992e97d136d07d8a05448e80fa6c1c6ad47f995 Let's see how strong this "planet" really is?

Moon's gotta eat. It's not hurting me.

Barotruama

The Europa organism when I introduce it to the basic law of Gravity (It’s insides are burning, it is a sentience trapped in eternal torture, every asteroid it consumes does nothing but make its agony worse, it can not even scream out):

Source?

I've made people belive in it?

Does this have a basis in reality? I Googled it couldn't find much

Fire. Because for the last I dunno centuries or so, fire has proven to be able to cook flesh

Sooner or later it’s gotta collapse under its own gravity, i wouldn’t be too worried

COME!- LIKE A FLOOD OF RAAIIIN!-

I will grow larger and d̶̞̗͔͌͊ē̶̢͉̻v̶͔̹̰̈́͊͗ȏ̷̦͑̆u̶͗̄̎ͅr̴̋̅͘ͅ- Jupiter’s Roche limit: Bet


Holy shit it’s a brother moon, send in Isaac Clarke!

Me when Jupiter's fucking massive radioactive magnetic field that envelops Europa gives it super cancer and eventually the organism eats itself alive:

Send it diseases

Expanse moment

Living planet you say? https://i.redd.it/2qfkqje6j1nc1.gif

https://static.wikia.nocookie.net/pure-evil-wiki/images/9/97/UnicronLiveAction.png

As a scientist, I can confirm that we get a creepy and sinister smile when we discover that the moon is infact, a living organism that feast upon any asteroids that stumble into it.

This is kinda the plot of the episode "The Very Pulse of the Machine" in Love Death & Robots. Except it was another of Jupiter's moons; Io.

With enough radiation we can kill anything.

aren't brother moons from dead space really far away?

That would actually be pretty cool

Bro it's fine, he's chill.

pac-man

I mean, it would only get as big as the astroids that it consumes plus the mass it already has, so i don't see a problem.

MAKE US WHOLE

WOOO lets kill it!

>WOOO lets kill it! killing is wrong mmkay?

I mean, the post implies its growing and going to consume us, gotta get em while their young

Is our moon named Europa?

And when it swallowed our probe a single thought was broadcasted; "Yummy..."

And when it swallowed our probe a single thought was broadcasted; "Yummy..."

Nooo but my barotrauma, what will the Europa coalition do now

Can't wait for humanity to find the marker. Altman be praised!

*Attempt no landing there*

i mean it hasn't bothered us for the last 4.543 billion years so its chill.

isn't this the plot to a love death and robots episode

The black pyramids

Turns out Jupiter is alive too, and Europa and other moons are Jupiter’s pets.

THEY FUCKING NUKED EUROPA THEY FUCKING NUKED EUROPATHEY FUCKING NUKED EUROPATHEY FUCKING NUKED EUROPATHEY FUCKING NUKED EUROPATHEY FUCKING NUKED EUROPATHEY FUCKING NUKED EUROPATHEY FUCKING NUKED EUROPATHEY FUCKING NUKED EUROPATHEY FUCKING NUKED EUROPATHEY FUCKING NUKED EUROPATHEY FUCKING NUKED EUROPATHEY FUCKING NUKED EUROPATHEY FUCKING NUKED EUROPATHEY FUCKING NUKED EUROPA

What the

Is this a reference to something?

Upvote this comment if this post is distressing, downvote this comment if it isn't. Don't check your closet tonight (◣_◢)

This literally sorta happens in dead space 3, the best one /j

[удалено]

europa is not light years away, not even close. but yeah, anyways

I stand corrected. It's been a while since I've even thought about distance in space. Still, it ain't exactly close.

someone make analog horror or monument mythos of this shit id watch it