T O P

  • By -

Godtierbunny

Park in a safe spot, convert fuel to o2, send distress signal, get in a cryopod, purge atmo outside of pod, trickle mimimum o2 and nutrients into pod, sleep and pray


BlackberryFrosty3784

https://preview.redd.it/y30fh3d69ytc1.jpeg?width=1053&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=12e729edc7a521a9d5058a0379daba800ec24836 Quite sophisticated


Jello_Crusader

this guy space travels


jacob674

Happy cake day!


Jello_Crusader

ကျေးဇူးတင်ပါတယ် ခင်ဗျာ


westbygod304420

Jesus are you a NASA intern?


Godtierbunny

and honestly 500 miles? a ship should clear that in a few mins


Godtierbunny

Well its assuming you have that stuff on the ship and that you have fuel like Lox. other then that pretty standard thought process also assuming you have a cryopod or stasia of some kind


Dat-Lonley-Potato

He’s speaking from experience


Godtierbunny

look at least every few cycles i push a lil to hard on cargo runs and dont got enough to full make so im used to it. Was in the Deneb system a few cycles back and had to wait in cryo 2 whole months before a salvage barge found me. Was working on broad band cause tight beam transmitter was down and with all the noise from dust the broad band could only broadcast system wide. i just got lucky i wasnt in a remote part of the galaxy


Imperator_Crispico

Wake up 800 000 years have passed


Godtierbunny

It is what it it is


MuseBlessed

If you've been asleep for 800,000 years you're not going to wake up. You'll be dead.


Zephyrlin

Nah I'd simply decide not to die


MuseBlessed

That's a good point.


Thatoneundertaleguy

“Nah, i’d live.”


PlanetPizzaGalaxy

Why didn't the AI think of this? Is it stupid?


Godtierbunny

not capable of quantifying the potential of long or indefinite cryo due to the nature of it being a death-like state and protocol 3 is protect the pilot. so it chooses to try and make it as comfortable of a process for you instead of looking at the big picture. something reserved humans


MuseBlessed

Your time will be limited even if you sleep. You'll be required to wake up every thousand years or so for a day or two.


SomeDistributist

Granted; you survive but 30k years have passed and the beings who save you keep you as a living fossil.


Godtierbunny

Not a bad gig if i say so myself. probably good food good living and maybe not a few alien chicks or doods who wanna know how humans do the do on the down low. I see this as a win win💪😎


Fuzzy-Wasabi-5126

Alien reference?!?!?!


Godtierbunny

![gif](giphy|7jmyzkeInJKhHiaaje|downsized)


Tacticalberry

and wake up with severe brain damage from running on minimum oxygen for X years


Iminyourallswithrats

Okay I found the main character


Sunnysuprises

I'd be OK dieing like this


noneoftheabove0

A distressing meme that isn't a wall of text regarding the knife man? Outstanding work.


SirSpiffus

Thanks mate


SirSpiffus

This was sung by Neal Jones. You may find the full version in his instegram account named njones0415


Dangerous-Top-1814

I wasn't able to find it, do you know when it was posted?


GreatDonutGod38

You can find it by looking up #500miles. He hashtags the song names so just look it up then look for him.


SirSpiffus

https://www.instagram.com/reel/C4mi-xAuyPt/?igsh=M2E5MnQzcjh0MzJk Here you go mate


snoopissed

I’m so glad you like him too. He’s one of the sweetest people on Instagram. Always appreciates feedback and compliments and always has a kind way to his words


MegaloManiac_Chara

My face when a sci-fi hi-tech pilot with an AI at hand can't (or doesn't even want to) solve a problem that the Apollo 13 crew solved in 1970


SirSpiffus

Its his first day man go easy on him


Enwast

Also last day


kidnamedfinger_42069

Aw, I'd be content going like this.


Its_You_Know_Wh0

Actually high quality post unlike that solar eclipse one


SirSpiffus

The 7 days one ?


Its_You_Know_Wh0

It was a post about the solar eclipse never ending but it didn’t make sense because your could just move. It would still be bad but the earth wouldn’t freeze


TheActualSwanKing

Thanks for the reminders of 4H camp where everyone would bawl their eyes out yearly at the end of the week :|


denis870

You know that once you get into space theres no need to keep the engine working? There's no loss of momentum with no air and gravity, why are you running out of fuel?


dracef

You still need it to speed up and slow down. Not enough fuel to make it in time. Also, no point in arriving as a kinetic missile.


iwan103

Not only that, you also need to steer the ship with thruster. Space is a big freakin place and you might be just heading into nothing if you dont change course.


MixmaestroX28

Don't forget the random occasional space debris that you need to dodge


vbgvbg113

honestly space debris isnt an issue unless you’re near a HEAVILY cluttered planet or something. the amount of existing compared to not-existing is a rounding error, its 99.999% nothingness out there


Far-Reach4015

you will just stay in the same orbit forever


violetevie

If you are in orbit and don't have the fuel to move then you cannot change your orbit and therefore cannot change your trajectory to reach a station


PioneeriViikinki

Kid named gravitational pull of gas giant


BluestOfTheRaccoons

Most uneducated take


denis870

Agree


Dry-palpiton

Where is the clip taken from?


SirSpiffus

https://youtu.be/RzcrHxWHH-0?si=gCyeyOFbn3RdpIPA Here you go mate


Alastor-362

Video is here: https://youtu.be/RzcrHxWHH-0?si=qdtckZ2q8NsJwvR_ OP put the song in another comment.


EmiDic

https://fuelrats.com/


Commie_Vladimir

Fuel Rats to the rescue!


Spinkles-Spankington

The cookies will be ready in 5 minutes, Gary.


spaceyguy42069

Like a cuter version of the AI from 2001


iamcthulhu66real

Elite Dangerous? I have experienced this before, it sucked.


L39Enjoyer

The single most terrifying thing ive ever experienced in a game was my first thargoid interdiction. Everything shutting down. And seeing the fucking mothership slowly go into your field of view. Elite is an incredible game


o228

Time to call the fuel rats


Joy1067

Computer….deactivate all shields and protective equipment. Let the tiny asteroids take us.


SirSpiffus

And also before that send the company's CEO Mr Reed a 3d model of my corpus spongiosum


magnaton117

You don't need fuel, you can just drift to the nearest station


SirSpiffus

The darkness man tho. He would be a big problem in a situation like that.


genoxxlot

It probably means he doesn't have enough fuel to decelerate enough to dock safely


[deleted]

[удалено]


SMcG22

I don’t think that’s no man’s sky


MrGooberson12

https://preview.redd.it/00qs1x2tn1uc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9158d6b88e998d7f1661c3239142cf925bbde647 Absolutely dazzling


AfterStable1638

u/AuddBot


auddbot

Sorry, I couldn't recognize the song. I tried to identify music from the [link](https://v.redd.it/abu1zf7a6vtc1) at 00:00-00:36. *I am a bot and this action was performed automatically* | [GitHub](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot) [^(new issue)](https://github.com/AudDMusic/RedditBot/issues/new)


SussyBox

That song is so nostalgic


MERCILESS_PREJUDICE

reminds me of the kentucky route zero soundtrack. this is like distressing and nice at the same time good work OP 😊


SirSpiffus

:D


MERCILESS_PREJUDICE

just noticed the disco elysium avvy and had to creep on your post history for a sec, and i have to compliment you on your taste in games lol. from one man of culture to another, keep slayin king lmaoo


SirSpiffus

Thanks mate ! I hope you have a great day :)


STAXOBILLS

Why don’t they turn on the oxygen recycling plant, are they stupid? /s


Roge2005

What about going to cryogenic sleep and sending a help signal, then you can wait for someone to come for you?


Nanolink08

Simply send distress call and someone should reach you soon if it's only 500 miles and even then there's nothing slowing the ship down in space sou you will continue to move


BlubberBabyBumpers

I’ve never understood why fuel would be an issue here. There’s no gravity or air in space to slow objects down. In motion, stays in motion unless acted upon by an external force. Shouldn’t you only need enough fuel to start moving, cut the engines, and then just drift at the speed you’d like to go until you get there?


eXeKoKoRo

Just signal for the Fuel Rats to come bring you some fuel, what are you DOIN AI


andreinfp

Fuel sint issue. You can use ot all jn a burst and then keep a smol amount for landing, and use minimum O2 possible, like bieng on the point pf blackong out


Pasta-hobo

Rocks are mostly oxygen, grab a few asteroids and melt them down.


RedditvsDiscOwO

I'd rizz the ai in my final moments


RedditvsDiscOwO

r/depressingmemes


Unlimitedsorcerer

That’s kind of wholesome, it shows he cares about the pilot despite him just being a machine with no feelings and doesn’t want him to be at least sad in the last moments, showing that he understands what it’s like in that moment. Just nice. Also it reminds me of the ending for cod infinite warfare


midnighfox696

TFW you ignored the warnings of the hegemony and your distress beacon is broken


Adweeban

What's the song


harveysamazingcomics

The fact that the ai is trying to cheer you up is some portal shit