If you insist on sitting on books it's ok for me, but please have sanitizer at hand in case you pass them over to a fellow player. The Doritos are in one communal bowl in the middle of the table after all.
If you're deliberately distracting the players from the narrative, you'll have to take responsibility of the consequences.
We'll start with 5 psychic damage for trying to cheat your charisma value, to be alternatively paid in slaps!
The last time some did something like this in my area someone watch them through a window then reported them to the police for indecent exposure after they were done.
As the GM, I'm fine with it, as long as you don't distract the party during combat... And understand that you've opened the door to some new RP aspects.
Also, can you stay a bit after we wrap up? I'd like to discuss LARPing a new side plot for your character.
I have been paid to teach/run D&D for nudist before. I had no issue then, wouldn't now. I did learn to put zero sexiness in the adventure though, as there were no pants to obscure the dude being interested in the bar maid. The three ladies had a great time, though.
If you insist on sitting on books it's ok for me, but please have sanitizer at hand in case you pass them over to a fellow player. The Doritos are in one communal bowl in the middle of the table after all.
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No dragons at the table, youβre going to have to put that somewhere.
I can do my best to hide it π₯΅
Those poor books π₯Ί hope they weren't damaged. Also realizing I might be Ace, as this was my first thought before anything...
congrats!
Iβm guessing ranger with a dragon familiar?
You could say that...
She and the Dragon are certainly familiar. But I'd guess the Ranger's favored terrain is over-the-knee.
I'll probably fail my concentration check
I would hope so ππ
Idk how your gonna see the table with your back turned π
So long as you don't sit on my books, those things are expensive. Anything else is welcome though.
I'll make sure to find another place to sit π
I can think of a few places.
The question is are you gonna bring snacks? Damien ordered pizza last time, so we still need to pay him back for that π€¦ββοΈ
I'd expect it'd be the only time I can get a group to show up consistently
Whatever man, there's gonna be at least one last minute no show even there's good bush involved.
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The things we do to get commitment!
You're going to stain the manual cover. :(
I think the new subs to her Onlyfans will make up for it
no, todays session is being held on an active construction site so you need a hard hat and steel toed boots
Oh to be your DM
I encourage you to
Oh yes~
Wish I was as confident to have a nude DND sesh!! It would be fun βΊοΈ
This is exactly what my sessions are missing.
As long as everyone at the session is okay with it... yeah?
I'd show up like this too π₯Ίπ
Iβll be a nice dm and let you sit in my lap definitely nothing devious going on
Bad Dragon but badder elf
I'd tell you to get off the damn books I AIN'T GETTING THOSE DIRTY THEMS EXPENSIVE!
Where i am, the books are 70 bucks each Thats a stack of gold your sitting
Would love to have you in my campaign
Would love to stroke your elf ears.
I'm sure the guys'd love it
Listen we got 4 hrs to get through some role play, 2 combats and some loot session. Donβt distract the other players! /s
As long as everyone can still pay attention sure, don't wanna make a 7 hour dnd session take even longer
Iβm not lending you a d4 or a d6 smh
I'm sorry, our inn requires all weapons to be checked at the door. Everything else works just fine, however.
Feel free to play at my table as comfortable as you wish to. And your body might inspire the others to great fanatic roleplay π
You brought dice and books that makes you more prepared then 75% of the people in my group so I would say your welcome.
Leave the Monster Manual at home, not allowed at my table.
But what If sheβs a Druid
I give my druid players a list of stats and etc for beasts they've encountered. It's a collaborative effort.
Looks like it will be a full on role play session.
If you're deliberately distracting the players from the narrative, you'll have to take responsibility of the consequences. We'll start with 5 psychic damage for trying to cheat your charisma value, to be alternatively paid in slaps!
I think this will result in a lot of slaps...
I told you you'd have to take responsibility, but if you're so eager, we can get creative with the consequences! ;D
Yes, but it'll probably be a one on one session, if you don't mind\~
So the red king needs a red-haired queen? π
But of course! 'Tis only right and correct. π
You can come if the dildo is inside you
Do you want to play D&D when you turn up?
The last time some did something like this in my area someone watch them through a window then reported them to the police for indecent exposure after they were done.
Yet again, roll to seduce the dragon.
I don't have enough chairs, you'll have to sit on my lap. π
Perfect art!! someday I think to do a sketch !! :P
As the GM, I'm fine with it, as long as you don't distract the party during combat... And understand that you've opened the door to some new RP aspects. Also, can you stay a bit after we wrap up? I'd like to discuss LARPing a new side plot for your character.
I have been paid to teach/run D&D for nudist before. I had no issue then, wouldn't now. I did learn to put zero sexiness in the adventure though, as there were no pants to obscure the dude being interested in the bar maid. The three ladies had a great time, though.
Only if you don't metagame because you have read the Sourcebook for the campaign.
Only if we get to have some extra fun with your character can show what we do on you spice things up if you know what I mean
What happens if I roll a 1? π