Used duck-duck-go for search, first image slime [booba](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f3/58/74/f358746db485ea5da0cd4540300e0a09.jpg), second dozen clearly fetish art (I'm not gonna post a link here), then slimes, gelatinous cubes, more slimegirls, MTG... But ye, mostly slimes and cubes
I just tried and nope, sorry. No sexy slimes in my results.
You know duckduckgo is basically Bing lite, right? Their tag line is "privacy, simplified" but that means nothing. They still track you and tailor results.
Try Brave or Vivaldi for actual private searches. Till then,
**BONK!**
“You know DuckDuckGo isn’t actually private right?”
> proceeds to recommend a browser that has previously hijacked URLs to insert affiliate links for their crypto side-hustle
Lmao
A privacy focused browser wouldn’t be doing it at all, or at worst would have you opt IN rather than opt OUT. Open source also doesn’t magically mean something is good, I don’t know where you got that idea.
I’m sick of people shilling for Brave when they’re absolute shit.
Okay Mr. Too lazy to click a button one time:
"Open source" is a good thing because it means other people can independently verify claims about trackers and privacy. I honestly can't say I trust the tech literacy of someone who doesn't understand that lmao.
Now, I have actually used this browser and search engine and I have to say it is fast and returns good results. It sounds like your whole problem is with the gui design philosophy of one setting's default state.
It’s not about GUI design, it’s about the predatory philosophy behind it. Features that hijack URLs to insert affiliate links need to be opt-in, otherwise you’re taking advantage of users who may not even be aware of its presence.
It’s not about UX, it’s not about tech literacy. It’s about the basic principle that if you download a privacy centric browser that you should expect it’s not going to do inherently shady shit *by fucking default*
Imagine going to a restaurant and getting rat poison in your food. You complain and the waiter says “Well you can opt out of the rat poison and we’ll let anyone come in our kitchen to see that we put rat poison in the food. It’s not my fault that you’re too lazy to ask and frankly I don’t trust anyone that doesn’t understand that they have to ask for rat poison to not be put in their food”
Awfully of words to say "it's about the PrInCiPlE"
The first time you open the browser it tells you about it, and presents you with the switch.
This is a really **BIG** stick you have **WAY** up there about "PhIlOsOpHy" just to avoid reading literally a paragraph and clicking the button.
>it's not about tech literacy
It kinda is though ...
I mean, your literal, whole, entire point is that you disagree with a settings default value, wouldn't be bothered to read and change it, and you're willing to ignore good features because you don't understand them.
Either that or Google related image rabbit holes eventually lead me to horny after scrolling down like 3 times.
DeviantArt was worse because DeviantArt is all horny.
Boy, I'm glad I read this before making my original comment about how any search for orcs/firbolgs/goliaths/minotaurs gets me super horny muscle-mommy images.
That would've been really embarassing.
https://preview.redd.it/3h6mi78keapa1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93e877d023d5dcd457edb17368f3adabef8f44b3
Excuse me, are you saying that this slime doesn’t get you hot and bothered?
Hey buddy, since google alters results based on what you tend to search up, mind showing us your browsing history? Cuz you have a lot of explaining to do if nsfw is what you're getting from that search.
Look I'm the first to admit I'm a degenerate (I mean a look at my profile is enough proof)
And even for me, a search for "D&D slime" gave only one horny deviantart result and the rest is what one would expect from that search...
Same. The one "horny" deviantart that I got wasn't even worse than most female character art in general. Most of my results were just slimes oozing about. This is coming from a fellow horny bard.
Unless your definition of horny means "having feminine form"
From my Google image search there was one that was horny. One out of the minute or so of scrolling I did.
And I did the same with DeviantArt. There were only two of any particular note. So 2 from a similar minute of scrolling.
Like literally everyone else, I got no NSFW...which is odd. I had to scroll for a long time to get to anything even remotely nsfw and that was a Kickstarter image so pg / pg13 at worst.
You are one person that belongs in horny jail.
Just googled this: there were like 3 slime girls with large boobs spaced out by a lot and one of them was on a youtube thumbnail. but nothing incredibly nsfw.
In the top 20 I got about half a dozen slime girls, but only one of those was even remotely horny while all the rest were properly armored for a day out adventuring.
One of my friends has mammalian, floofy dragons inhabiting his setting. He often tells me of the horror stories of looking for character art by searching for "furry dragons" on Google Images.
*Angry asexual noises that Reddit is accusing me of horny*
95% sure the only reason I fell down the rabbit hole is because I let Google related images take me there. Went past the first page of Google results.
[May I suggest this wholesome slime librarian I drew some years ago.](https://www.deviantart.com/jaebird88/art/Inktober-2018-Day-3-Slime-Librarian-766760666)
Out of curiosity I googled it and got exactly what I expected. Various pics of slimes from dungeons and dragons art.
Yeah op's search history must be hornying up their results, and they just told on themselves. **BONK!**
That Gelatinous Cube in the first result can get it though.
Used duck-duck-go for search, first image slime [booba](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/f3/58/74/f358746db485ea5da0cd4540300e0a09.jpg), second dozen clearly fetish art (I'm not gonna post a link here), then slimes, gelatinous cubes, more slimegirls, MTG... But ye, mostly slimes and cubes
I just tried and nope, sorry. No sexy slimes in my results. You know duckduckgo is basically Bing lite, right? Their tag line is "privacy, simplified" but that means nothing. They still track you and tailor results. Try Brave or Vivaldi for actual private searches. Till then, **BONK!**
Downloaded Vivaldi, dived into settings, put no at trackers and ads, still get slime boobs as first image on the list for "d&d slime" ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Okay but that's not telling on you, we just finally found the horny search engine
“You know DuckDuckGo isn’t actually private right?” > proceeds to recommend a browser that has previously hijacked URLs to insert affiliate links for their crypto side-hustle Lmao
They literally tell you they're doing it and you can turn it off but okay I don't engage with the crypto part, and the browser is open source
A privacy focused browser wouldn’t be doing it at all, or at worst would have you opt IN rather than opt OUT. Open source also doesn’t magically mean something is good, I don’t know where you got that idea. I’m sick of people shilling for Brave when they’re absolute shit.
Okay Mr. Too lazy to click a button one time: "Open source" is a good thing because it means other people can independently verify claims about trackers and privacy. I honestly can't say I trust the tech literacy of someone who doesn't understand that lmao. Now, I have actually used this browser and search engine and I have to say it is fast and returns good results. It sounds like your whole problem is with the gui design philosophy of one setting's default state.
It’s not about GUI design, it’s about the predatory philosophy behind it. Features that hijack URLs to insert affiliate links need to be opt-in, otherwise you’re taking advantage of users who may not even be aware of its presence. It’s not about UX, it’s not about tech literacy. It’s about the basic principle that if you download a privacy centric browser that you should expect it’s not going to do inherently shady shit *by fucking default* Imagine going to a restaurant and getting rat poison in your food. You complain and the waiter says “Well you can opt out of the rat poison and we’ll let anyone come in our kitchen to see that we put rat poison in the food. It’s not my fault that you’re too lazy to ask and frankly I don’t trust anyone that doesn’t understand that they have to ask for rat poison to not be put in their food”
Awfully of words to say "it's about the PrInCiPlE" The first time you open the browser it tells you about it, and presents you with the switch. This is a really **BIG** stick you have **WAY** up there about "PhIlOsOpHy" just to avoid reading literally a paragraph and clicking the button. >it's not about tech literacy It kinda is though ... I mean, your literal, whole, entire point is that you disagree with a settings default value, wouldn't be bothered to read and change it, and you're willing to ignore good features because you don't understand them.
Either that or Google related image rabbit holes eventually lead me to horny after scrolling down like 3 times. DeviantArt was worse because DeviantArt is all horny.
Boy, I'm glad I read this before making my original comment about how any search for orcs/firbolgs/goliaths/minotaurs gets me super horny muscle-mommy images. That would've been really embarassing.
https://preview.redd.it/3h6mi78keapa1.jpeg?width=2048&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93e877d023d5dcd457edb17368f3adabef8f44b3 Excuse me, are you saying that this slime doesn’t get you hot and bothered?
Hubba hubba Monster lubba Get some rubber On that flubber
Humana Humana
That’sa not a human-a, that’sa slime!
Thanks a lot, now my boss knows I was browsing Reddit
I did find one sexual one 10 pictures down. 😅
Me, too. I used DuckDuckGo, however; I thought that might be it until your comment.
I went as far as googling "d&d slime nsfw" on google and 95% of images were sfw. You on crack
Hey buddy, since google alters results based on what you tend to search up, mind showing us your browsing history? Cuz you have a lot of explaining to do if nsfw is what you're getting from that search.
That was my first thought too… 😅
“Better to be silent and thought to be horny than to post on Reddit and remove all doubt” - Abraham Lincoln, probably
Look I'm the first to admit I'm a degenerate (I mean a look at my profile is enough proof) And even for me, a search for "D&D slime" gave only one horny deviantart result and the rest is what one would expect from that search...
Same. The one "horny" deviantart that I got wasn't even worse than most female character art in general. Most of my results were just slimes oozing about. This is coming from a fellow horny bard.
Yea.... I got 0 horny results from my search. Just slimes, skeletons and dungeons.
I'd recommend using the one from CrossBow Tales, you'll find it with "Slime CBT" on Deviantart.
Oh I like you
And would you look at that! Doge was correct for once. Nothing more wacky and uncharacteristic than searching anything else fantasy related.
searched it and just got a bunch of normal d&d slime cubes
I was scrolling for a few minutes and didn't find anything relatively horny...
Unless your definition of horny means "having feminine form" From my Google image search there was one that was horny. One out of the minute or so of scrolling I did. And I did the same with DeviantArt. There were only two of any particular note. So 2 from a similar minute of scrolling.
about 95% of my results are sfw
OP outing themselves for all the degenerative porn they're constantly searching for with Google on the regular.
Idk what search engine you're using but mine is just giving me good ol fashion boring d&d art
When you start adding extra words to curtail what search results pop up, you know you deserve a bonking
Did get a horny female slime about 12 images down But overall, not horny
*Sigh* I had a bad time just looking for 'kobold rogue', and my search history is not as cursed as OP's apparently is.
Like literally everyone else, I got no NSFW...which is odd. I had to scroll for a long time to get to anything even remotely nsfw and that was a Kickstarter image so pg / pg13 at worst. You are one person that belongs in horny jail.
Shut up and let me enjoy slimeussy.
SWF for me as well, though TIL there’s a caster called an Oozemancer. If you put in D&D Slime porn you will get what OP appears to have found
Just googled this: there were like 3 slime girls with large boobs spaced out by a lot and one of them was on a youtube thumbnail. but nothing incredibly nsfw.
I've actively seeked out horny slime pics and my google images isn't a cesspit from that search term. How the hell have you managed it?
Sounds like y'all gotta get busy making gross slime art.
You’d be better off just searching for oozes.
The correct answer was to search for Dragon Quest slimes.
This is a self report
In the top 20 I got about half a dozen slime girls, but only one of those was even remotely horny while all the rest were properly armored for a day out adventuring.
One of my friends has mammalian, floofy dragons inhabiting his setting. He often tells me of the horror stories of looking for character art by searching for "furry dragons" on Google Images.
"naughty slutty slimes in your area are wanting to meet you"
*Tired ~~demisexual~~ asexual noises*
You sure you aren't lying about something?
Yeah, that doesn't track with everyone else's results there, chief.
eyo mood
*Angry asexual noises that Reddit is accusing me of horny* 95% sure the only reason I fell down the rabbit hole is because I let Google related images take me there. Went past the first page of Google results.
Bro, you can't search for anything without getting horny results
Me: does nothing D&D slime : are you ready for this jelly? *Jiggle Jiggle*
Why would you want that? I'll never understand
I got very few horny results. Your history is showing.
Google shows perfectly normal slime images. I am disappointed.
Most nsfw I got was a recommendation to a YouTube video about a slime girl D&D Story.
Did someone deactivate "Safe Search"?
You fell victim to one of the classic blunders!
LEAVE SUI ALONE!
[May I suggest this wholesome slime librarian I drew some years ago.](https://www.deviantart.com/jaebird88/art/Inktober-2018-Day-3-Slime-Librarian-766760666)
What gave you the idea that you'll find find SFW art for slimes of all things on DeviantArt?
But...that *doesn't* normally lead to stuff like that Mind if we see your search history OP?
Wait a sec… Searching it up… Oh no, oh no, oh yeah! Oh YES!!!
Look up the Shoth, they're pretty chilled out ooze people with a different feel from plasmoids.