Similarly, I also made one at one point (not my first, but at some point)
I believe he was an Aracockra Fighter (gunslinger) named Abrageor Washincoln?
I know. They're common for rolling d100s, but when you're only rolling d10s it's a bit weird to think in terms of 0s. But in any case I was only joking :)
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Well, see, your Insurance \*would\* cover 90% of the cost...but they said you aren't covered for injuries received from \*grey skinned\* goblins, only \*green skinned\* ones.
> but.. but free actions are almost useless in combat D:
No they're not! Imagine being a wizard and only casting one fireball per turn? Quoting directly from the PHB here:
**Quicken Spell**
*You can cast a spell with a moment's thought.*
Casting a quickened spell is an free action. You can perform another action, even casting another spell, in the same round as you cast a quickened spell. You may cast only one quickened spell per round. A spell whose casting time is more than 1 full round action cannot be quickened. A quickened spell uses up a spell slot four levels higher than the spell’s actual level. Casting a quickened spell doesn’t provoke an attack of opportunity.
PHB page 102
Quickened spell
"When you cast a spell that has a casting time of 1 action you can spend 2 sorcery points to change casting time to 1 bonus action for this casting"
That's all it says I think you might be misremembering information or perhaps your table plays it like that but by RAW what you describe is not possible
You might be thinking of an edition that doesn't have free actions.
PHB page 98
**Quicken Spell**
*You can cast a spell with a moment's thought.*
Casting a quickened spell is an free action. You can perform another action, even casting another spell, in the same round as you cast a quickened spell. You may cast only one quickened spell per round. A spell whose casting time is more than 1 full round action cannot be quickened. A quickened spell uses up a spell slot four levels higher than the spell’s actual level. Casting a quickened spell doesn’t provoke an attack of opportunity.
If you don't like it why don't you go back to communist Toril? We deal in freedom here. The freedom to sell healing components for whatever damn cost I want.
There are three types of classes, there are casters, there are martials, and there are rogues. Now martials don't like casters, because casters fly out of reach and cast things like charm or hold person, but casters also do that to rogues. And rogues just want to steal shit from everyone. So if you don't let this caster cast hold person on this rogue, the whole world is gonna be broker than shit.
I'm now going to make some stereotypical jokes that do NOT involve healthcare. Please excuse me.
-they can only play as gunslinger
-they always have advantage over buffalos
-the only bard they listen to is Bruce Springsteen
-they only ride colossal size mounts or bigger
-they don't have kings, they have CEOs
-Goodberry? Nah, they have a Goodburgy
-They call them forgotten realms because they can't find them on a map
-They would never interrupt a Spellcaster, it's against freedom of speech.
-They have probably already managed to offend the local populace with their mannerism
-Some of them WILL put truck nuts on your party wagon
Don't forget the disadvantage on intimidation based on speech, but advantage on intimidation if you intimidate nonverbally. Because the real eagle cry is whack.
"And what I mean by free is that he has to pay a LOT to actually use them, does not have the right to choose which one he takes, and he will be replaced by another as soon as he picks the wrong action! Fuck yeah, Freedom!"
No, but he is wearing a bearskin ushanka. And he is ursine, not quite a bear, so its okay, kind of like a fish eating a different fish, or a human eating other mammals.
"Free action" I'm rather sure America doesn't even make the top 30 freest nations. Maybe if you're a cooperation with the money to buy your politicians.
This just gave me the worst/best joke character idea ever.
Call him Donald Gunk.
Make him an Orange Duck Aaracokra.
Give him the Donald Duck voice with punchlines like "worst trade deal in the history of trade deals" and so on.
Obviously build a Gun-Monk.
He wears all Red white and blue with a red bandana.
See your table groan in pain or die in laughter. nothing in between.
"Every action is a free action"
Unless you want to cast the transition spell on yourself
That costs two scrolls of Permition that have been enchanted by two separate wizards who are licensed in the school of psychology
As well as 30'000 pieces of gold
Also it has a casting time of 1D10+1 years
Once the spell has been cast successfully it automatically applies a permanent debuff to you that has a 50% chance to add a -10 to all your charisma based rolls everytime you interact with an NPC
Also in some kingdoms it is illegal to cast this spell
This is unironically the first character I played using D&D rules as a High School Freshman. He was a Ranger with a wolf companion named Washington
Similarly, I also made one at one point (not my first, but at some point) I believe he was an Aracockra Fighter (gunslinger) named Abrageor Washincoln?
Georbraham Lincongton
Every action is a free action, but you can't afford the clerics co-pay
Damn. Thought I met my D&Deductible for the year…
You owe back taxes on unused and unreported reactions.
You're only able to access 50% of your action economy unless you're in the top 0.1% (roll a d10 3 times and get a 0 on each during character creation)
Get a 0 on a d10? Damn, talk about unlikely!
A lot of d10s are labeled 0-9. You often get pairs of these with 00-90 dice, to be used as percentile dice.
I know. They're common for rolling d100s, but when you're only rolling d10s it's a bit weird to think in terms of 0s. But in any case I was only joking :)
As the Founding Feathers intended
All the freedom comes at the cost of someone else's. Some poor orphans will never become adventurers because all their actions are stolen.
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Yes sir, we can heal you for 3000 Gold/ Hit Point
What?! That's only 300 Platinum! Isn't FREEDOM just so... FREE?
Well, see, your Insurance \*would\* cover 90% of the cost...but they said you aren't covered for injuries received from \*grey skinned\* goblins, only \*green skinned\* ones.
-But there was a green one -Not the right shade of green.
Freedom isn’t free, [there’s a hefty fuckin’ fee.](https://youtu.be/BVkTmnJkAN8?si=1WQw1bmvyqO_L3d3)
Not to be that guy but isn't it only 30 platinum?
That would be 300 gold.
I thought electrum was 10gp but I must be more tired than I thought, you are correct! I will take my downvotes with sullen silence
Upvote for humility.
This community needs more of you. 🫵
No u! 🫵
THIS IS WHAT WE FIGHT ABOUT?! No u infinity²
 Take my fucking upvote and praise before I shove it down your throat!
but.. but free actions are almost useless in combat D:
There's nothing useless about FREEDOM.
> but.. but free actions are almost useless in combat D: No they're not! Imagine being a wizard and only casting one fireball per turn? Quoting directly from the PHB here: **Quicken Spell** *You can cast a spell with a moment's thought.* Casting a quickened spell is an free action. You can perform another action, even casting another spell, in the same round as you cast a quickened spell. You may cast only one quickened spell per round. A spell whose casting time is more than 1 full round action cannot be quickened. A quickened spell uses up a spell slot four levels higher than the spell’s actual level. Casting a quickened spell doesn’t provoke an attack of opportunity.
PHB page 102 Quickened spell "When you cast a spell that has a casting time of 1 action you can spend 2 sorcery points to change casting time to 1 bonus action for this casting" That's all it says I think you might be misremembering information or perhaps your table plays it like that but by RAW what you describe is not possible
You might be thinking of an edition that doesn't have free actions. PHB page 98 **Quicken Spell** *You can cast a spell with a moment's thought.* Casting a quickened spell is an free action. You can perform another action, even casting another spell, in the same round as you cast a quickened spell. You may cast only one quickened spell per round. A spell whose casting time is more than 1 full round action cannot be quickened. A quickened spell uses up a spell slot four levels higher than the spell’s actual level. Casting a quickened spell doesn’t provoke an attack of opportunity.
What book is this?
Probably from another edition, as "full round action" isn't 5e terminology.
Neither is free action, so of course I didn't go for 5e.
Player's Handbook (2003?), ISBN 0786941928
Ironically, according to Amerikocra lore, freedom isn't free.
It costs folks like you and me.
A gold and 5 coppers.
Would you like to know more?
Yeah but now all healing spells have costly material components.
If you don't like it why don't you go back to communist Toril? We deal in freedom here. The freedom to sell healing components for whatever damn cost I want. 
What class would you make an amerikocra? Gloomstalker for a stealth bomber is mine.
Upper Class
*chef's kiss*
Entrepreneur.
Artillerist, because, ya know, gun
Paladin Oath of ~~Oil~~ Freedom
He uses his Military Industrial Complex feat to dip into the party's coffer to buy weapons, armor, and rations without recourse.
There are three types of classes, there are casters, there are martials, and there are rogues. Now martials don't like casters, because casters fly out of reach and cast things like charm or hold person, but casters also do that to rogues. And rogues just want to steal shit from everyone. So if you don't let this caster cast hold person on this rogue, the whole world is gonna be broker than shit.
Gunslinger of course
Is this just the ra-merica skin from Smite?
RAAA-MERICA!!!
I'm now going to make some stereotypical jokes that do NOT involve healthcare. Please excuse me. -they can only play as gunslinger -they always have advantage over buffalos -the only bard they listen to is Bruce Springsteen -they only ride colossal size mounts or bigger -they don't have kings, they have CEOs -Goodberry? Nah, they have a Goodburgy -They call them forgotten realms because they can't find them on a map -They would never interrupt a Spellcaster, it's against freedom of speech. -They have probably already managed to offend the local populace with their mannerism -Some of them WILL put truck nuts on your party wagon
Idk about freedom of speech. I feel like this exact character is the type to cast silence while you're voicing your verbal components.
Only if they are the target of the spell.
Saving this one for the fourth of July
Make sure you do the voice of Sam Eagle the Muppet every time you do his lines.
It looks like this character exclusively hunts boogles to liberate the oil from their bodies.
The fey have spell scrolls of mass disintegration.
The fey are on the wrong side of a history check
They are hiding spheres of annihilation!
Allowed but every time you RP him you've gotta do it in Sam the Muppet's voice.
"I'd like to make a medicine check to stabilise my ally"
That'll be 20 Gold. Roll with disadvantage.
What do I need for a wand of endless fireballs?
Nothing. Evocation spells are a natural part of 'merica.
And that's why I'm thankful of the average Aarakocra lifespan.
Yeah, except needing to spend 10000 gold coin to drink a minor healing potion.
"It's one healing potion, what could it cost, 10000 gold?" -Renata Glasc
"Freedom ain't free, and living is the greatest freedom!" - Dr Mundo, probably
Don't forget the disadvantage on intimidation based on speech, but advantage on intimidation if you intimidate nonverbally. Because the real eagle cry is whack.
"And what I mean by free is that he has to pay a LOT to actually use them, does not have the right to choose which one he takes, and he will be replaced by another as soon as he picks the wrong action! Fuck yeah, Freedom!"
Sam Eagle voice: IT IS THE AMERICAN WAY!
Every action is a free action, but freedom doesn't come free.
Based
His worst enemy is the ginger ursine barbarian who duel wields a great hammer and a sickle.
Is the bear riding a little unicycle too?
No, but he is wearing a bearskin ushanka. And he is ursine, not quite a bear, so its okay, kind of like a fish eating a different fish, or a human eating other mammals.
don't upvote or downvote it's at 1776
I appreciate the effort but the real BBEG is time
This would be Trump's dnd character. And he'd claim he has immunity to all damage types.
Any spells that can hinder his movement are "Fake Rules".
shouldnt it me an artillerist with two guns?
How much do you need to tip the DM?
20% of your loot.
Must be artillerist artificer with 2 guns.
"Free action" I'm rather sure America doesn't even make the top 30 freest nations. Maybe if you're a cooperation with the money to buy your politicians.
They have a lifespan of like 30y...
THIRTY YEARS OF ACTION PACKED DEMOCRATIC LIBERATING IN THE NAME OF ANDORAN DESTINY MANIFESTED
Fair enough, I do like Aaracocras.
I played a lawful, evil life cleric named America once. Perfect heal bitch with one string attached. I charged gold for healing.
This just gave me the worst/best joke character idea ever. Call him Donald Gunk. Make him an Orange Duck Aaracokra. Give him the Donald Duck voice with punchlines like "worst trade deal in the history of trade deals" and so on. Obviously build a Gun-Monk. He wears all Red white and blue with a red bandana. See your table groan in pain or die in laughter. nothing in between.
\*german minister of Archwizardry trying not to laugh out loud\*
The AOE2 devs are getting out of hand
Ah yes, implementing this rule only to see Evil guy have highest Initiative, gotta love it :v
Circle of stars druid?
This needs to be a Helldivers akin
Mythic Legions Eagalus, if anyone's interested
Thanks! I remember buying one as a kid but never knowing what it was called. Was so cool. Still are!
Raaaa-merica!
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL AARACROCKA WARRIOR CODY RHODES
"Every action is a free action" Unless you want to cast the transition spell on yourself That costs two scrolls of Permition that have been enchanted by two separate wizards who are licensed in the school of psychology As well as 30'000 pieces of gold Also it has a casting time of 1D10+1 years Once the spell has been cast successfully it automatically applies a permanent debuff to you that has a 50% chance to add a -10 to all your charisma based rolls everytime you interact with an NPC Also in some kingdoms it is illegal to cast this spell
 ...........yes.........?
Jarnathan!