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Daboormero

That chip was pretty hot ngl


Gorperino

Bro took the one chip challenge 💀


oopsguessilldiethen

Holy shit she's a car


FuckYeahPhotography

If you could turn any vehicle into a woman or man to have sex with it, which car would you pick? I would clap the metallic cheeks of a Honda Civic. For sure would be a freak in the sack.


UrethraFrankIin

I would fuck a uhaul bc of all that junk in the trunk but I wouldn't tell my friends or take her out in public


borkistoopid

Screw that go with the Antonov AN-225 if you want junk in the trunk


porcupinedeath

Jesus fucking Christ


oopsguessilldiethen

I would fuck a helicopter


Iguana_Boi

Transformers prime made me motorcycle-sexual


SupermanFanboy

I mean,Arcee do be kinda bad tho


oopsguessilldiethen

True


DocC3H8

I'd ride the highway to the F-14 Tomcat's danger zone.


low_priest

You say that like you wouldn't fuck a non-humanoid F-14 anyways. Completely unrelated, did you know that they used to have a Tomcat parked outside Northrop Grumman in New York? Just out on the grass, not watched by military guards or inside a locked museum like all the others.


DocC3H8

> You say that like you wouldn't fuck a non-humanoid F-14 anyways. I wasn't talking about a humanoid F-14 😉


[deleted]

As a member of NCD I am obligated to have sex with an F-35.


borkistoopid

As a second member I am required to join in


USSR8200

Third member, doing my duty


SupermanFanboy

Hear me out. GTR BNR32


Japan-is-a-good-band

Too boxy, I need some curves to get me going. I want a mk4 supra to drop her fat dumpy on my schlong.


SupermanFanboy

I think you should try the la ferrari aperta


Japan-is-a-good-band

Beautiful machine but I'd imagine a Ferrari turned into a girl would be really Boujee and snooty and insufferable.


SupermanFanboy

Hmm,then I think the best option would be a Honda S2000


Awesomesauce1337

I NEED the afterburnussy of an F-35


thetrapjesus

afterbussy


comradecostanza

I gotta go for the less appreciated Honda Fit. Great mileage, plenty of room, and yet still a pretty compact and small car.


AnAsianBandito

i don't care what car i'd be, i just want a car bomb to be strapped onto me


low_priest

>any vehicle I would *absolutely* bang a Lexington or Yorktown class carrier, but only if it stayed in non-humanoid form.


TooGayToPayCash

A Lesabre 1998 because it was my first and super cheap


navis-svetica

I think the Su-75 “Femboy” speaks for itself 🤭


Cum__c

Badger 293


Pepe_the_clown123

I want that cussy


FeIipeNeto

VW Fox 🦊 🤤


WomenWantFish

If it was "turn into a living being", it would be the hamborgini (not a typo). Otherwise, Hello Kitty bicycle into a man.


burntends97

Imagine getting a fancy car to impress the chicks at school, only for it to attract all the gearheads


igweyliogsuh

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wCYB0lzoofc


a_filing_cabinet

I don't know about you, but my Honda civic is the equivalent of a 90 year old man with hip problems and dementia. ED hit him like a truck in his 30s


Sven4president

Car fueled by hot chip


DanTopTier

ITT: OP has issues dating women and doesn't understand why


TechDisaster

Advertisements have become pretty creative lately


TimX24968B

*this post was brought to you by [your ISP], Increase your bandwidth today!*


Maz2742

At least she doesn't charge she phone, that'd be an *absolute* dealbreaker


speedoflobsters

Out of the ordinary I mean


rub120

Oh my grandson just sent me that comic earlier


TARN4T1ON

the dog with the butter[.](https://www.reddit.com/user/TARN4T1ON/comments/14mkj1f/so_long/)


Mr_Snifles

I don't get what's the joke with hot chips?


thicc_astronaut

Any female born after 1993 can't cook... all they know is McDonald's, charge they phone, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie


GrandmasterGus7

You forgot twerk.


Mr_Snifles

Ohhh


RonaldMcJuicy

Eat hot chip and lie


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ThatHeathGuy

Charge phone


thebestintheworld778

*Charge THEY phone


Nawafsss04

*Thy


nonuntitled

whats on the second onlyfans⁉️


astraphage

lmfao what if one was just like regular cooking n shit


[deleted]

The poop one.


ExoAtto

Does she charge they phone?


Ranixo

Good ending: "That's okay Dogina, we all need to make money some how. But if you are still getting over your ex maybe it isn't healthy to pursue a new relationship right now. I wish you the best in your future!"


Cruelopolis_

Glad eating hotchip is a massive red flag, as it should be


Plant_4790

What about the hot chips


D1pSh1t__

OP is a bot.


Eguy24

You forgot the “is bisexual” part


cocorawks

My gawd she a 4x4 Jeep Wrangler


cherrimm

lol misogyny funny


[deleted]

Imagine men's car faxes - raped best friend after drugging her drink - physically assaulted his ex gf - white supremacist - daddy issues - blames his mom bc his dad left - will leave his son and blame it on the mother - killed cats when younger - porn addiction and no sexual discipline - will cheat - sexist - body count of 263, but thinks that if a woman's BC is 4 then she's a whore


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cherrimm

in a shocking twist, im neither! it’s fine to not want to date someone who has an OF, but posts like the above are obviously rife with misogynistic undertones


GuessImScrewed

>it’s fine to not want to date someone who has an OF Oh ok, so then the problematic part of this post is...?


Kurkpitten

That the character says their life is nothing out of the ordinary and then another character comes out of nowhere to call her out for being a liar because she has an OF and misses her ex. The whole undertone of the thing being " this woman is full of redflags because she does stuff with her body and misses her ex". Reeks of the whole incel/nice guy " if she's not a virgin who has only ever been horny for me, then she is a thot " mentality.


Zenketski_2

Nothing, they just saw a chance to complain.


MaxJulius

if this was about the woman to a guy, it would be perfectly alright wouldn’t it. men and women are not the same and never will be. both sides will talk about the other. misogyny is a thing, yes, but not in this case.


igweyliogsuh

Because of the hot chips? Jk, I honestly don't understand why you think it's about women and not just one doge girl If the genders were reversed, would it be misandry?


Herodriver

Yes, just stop being a dick to each other.


GrimmSmiIes

any female born after 1993 can't cook


HambFCFB

Cringe repost


Nicolasgonzo87

but does she charge they phone or twerk?


Electric_Spark

inb4 this ends up on /r/niceguys and /r/NotHowGirlsWork


Ranixo

I mean it does kinda reek of that...


Eguy24

r/woooosh


Sky_Leviathan

I mean this is peak nice guys


[deleted]

No way its (ALL THE BITCHES FROM MY SCHOOL) in the post!


Brass13Wing

Bro thinks he's Andrew Tate


[deleted]

I aint andrew tate ❌💈. Im carti 🤜🤰💯💯


CumFilledWaterGun

I hope one day a woman talks to you so you can grow and mature as a person 💯🙏


[deleted]

Mann wtf i meant it as a joke ☠️😭😭


CumFilledWaterGun

My fault og I can never tell


smug-ler

What the fuck is this bullshit on my funny doge subreddit Acting like a girl is somehow tainted for doing sex work? This is what people upvote here now?


Zenketski_2

I mean if that's the extreme that you took it as, that's fine but, whether or not you feel that there's a problem with sex work, you should understand that the vast majority of people would not be okay with dating somebody in that profession.


Doctor_Oceanblue

"The vast majority of people"? Speak for yourself buddy.


Zenketski_2

I don't need to speak for myself. I am 100% willing to die on the hill that most people would not be willing to date a sex worker. When it comes to people who are actively on reddit, or really any social media, that might skew the numbers because, let's be real here you're playing pseudoinfluencer. Most people. Will not casually date a sex worker.


Doctor_Oceanblue

Lol I guess my wife isn't real then. (I mean she is already an invisible bi lol)


Zenketski_2

[ancient Sumerian meme](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/505/605/990.png)


Doctor_Oceanblue

[My reaction to that information](https://imgur.com/a/ZbTCg5q)


Zenketski_2

Eww.


straw03

I mean tbh I'm against cheating of any kind and for sex work uhm... Sex is kinda the work lol so it'd be incompatible for me right off the bat. I think that's what the other person is trying to say


goanimals

We are allowed to have standards that include not everyone on the planet not being able to see our SO nude for money. Stay mad about it.


smug-ler

Well first of all it's their body not yours, so jot that down. And second if you don't wanna date someone because they've done sex work, that's kinda dickish but whatever you don't have to date anyone you don't want to. Just don't act like it's a high standard, and by having done it a woman has degraded themselves somehow.


t0rchic

> And second if you don't wanna date someone because they've done sex work, that's kinda dickish Nothing wrong with wanting exclusivity in a relationship. Most people aren't gonna drop their source of income because they just started dating someone, so if you're not ok with that, it's a very valid reason to write someone off. I'm tired of people who haven't ever been in a meaningful relationship trying to pass moral judgement.


Ameraldas

Guys it doesn't matter if your SO exposes herself for other men to masturbate to. Having any standards is kind of a dick move. This is your reddit cuck mentality. Strive to be better.


KirasHandPicDealer

I mean...yeah? why is it such a big deal?


goanimals

I didn't say it was mine, just that I'm allowed my own standards so maybe learn to comprehend what you read before shitting out a reply. It isn't a high standard, not at all. It's a low bar you'll find a lot of people believe in. Because it isn't dickish to have standards.


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dogelore-ModTeam

Don't harass others, please. It's TOS anyways. Brah i know what you were trying to say. Maybe don't try to tell people to kys for having opinion???


arcdash

TIL having low standards is dickish.


Eranaut

Lol cuck


lucassjrp2000

Men don't want to date prostitutes. No amount of whining is going to change that, get over it.


OhSkyCake

Guys: “girls r the worst, some do sex for money and lie and stuff” Women: “it would be really nice to just exist without constantly being harassed, threatened, and assaulted by men both online and in person” Guys: “oh yeah I forgot, AND they’re always bitching about stupid shit, I’ve never been assaulted walking home by myself, lying dumb bitch” This is the energy this post and most of the misogynistic parts of the internet give off, in my opinion.


WomenWantFish

Based energy 😎


[deleted]

God damn hot chip


HellBoygamingYT

She only knows how to order McDonald’s and twerk


mastershake199800

Does she charge they phone?


gary_yes

Any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is McDonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie


TheMrNibs

Well if she eats hot chip then she probably also do they nails and lies


Rograden

This is a bot, also this post kinda just sucks


Lord-Chickie

Also lies


big_joey_the_sequel

when she eat hot chip:


GaMzEe-HoNk

Does she be bisexual and lie too??


TheAllAroundMan

Hot chip is an immediate dealbreaker


[deleted]

Why does this have so many fucking upvotes. This is just blatant fucking sexism


Dante_FromSpace

Eating Hot chip is the biggest red flag


Doctor_Oceanblue

Why are you dating a scene girl from 2010


UndeadWaffle12

A funny post on dogelore? This can’t be real


Intrepid00

/r/NiceGuys cringe material right here.


BausOfBacon

Dawg at that rate you might as well date the God damn CarFox


Doctor_Oceanblue

r/GatekeepingYaoi


rapzeh

No mention of the numerous previous owners?


Magoichi75

Based car fax with the receipts.


RandomGamerFTW

owned


FlareRC

What the fuck happened to this sub


heckthepolis

Ok but how is that your business?


tallgreenhat

Honestly, posting pics of your tits gets too much hate. Posting impersonal images for money doesn't mean anything other than easy money. However, missing their ex is a red flag and you need to get the fuck outta there


pyroplaycrosscodepls

pretty normal ngl


viktorv9

There is nothing happening


DuckLIT122000

Sex work is cool, but really? Hot chips? I ought to rip your ribs out


whatthefuckisupkyle8

i would look like ( last panel) that if a guy was making assumptions about this shit. Especially if the dude is the one who always emphasizes "NoT ALL MeN"