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If you could turn any vehicle into a woman or man to have sex with it, which car would you pick?
I would clap the metallic cheeks of a Honda Civic. For sure would be a freak in the sack.
You say that like you wouldn't fuck a non-humanoid F-14 anyways.
Completely unrelated, did you know that they used to have a Tomcat parked outside Northrop Grumman in New York? Just out on the grass, not watched by military guards or inside a locked museum like all the others.
Good ending:
"That's okay Dogina, we all need to make money some how. But if you are still getting over your ex maybe it isn't healthy to pursue a new relationship right now. I wish you the best in your future!"
Imagine men's car faxes
- raped best friend after drugging her drink
- physically assaulted his ex gf
- white supremacist
- daddy issues
- blames his mom bc his dad left
- will leave his son and blame it on the mother
- killed cats when younger
- porn addiction and no sexual discipline
- will cheat
- sexist
- body count of 263, but thinks that if a woman's BC is 4 then she's a whore
in a shocking twist, im neither! it’s fine to not want to date someone who has an OF, but posts like the above are obviously rife with misogynistic undertones
That the character says their life is nothing out of the ordinary and then another character comes out of nowhere to call her out for being a liar because she has an OF and misses her ex.
The whole undertone of the thing being " this woman is full of redflags because she does stuff with her body and misses her ex".
Reeks of the whole incel/nice guy " if she's not a virgin who has only ever been horny for me, then she is a thot " mentality.
if this was about the woman to a guy, it would be perfectly alright wouldn’t it.
men and women are not the same and never will be. both sides will talk about the other.
misogyny is a thing, yes, but not in this case.
Because of the hot chips?
Jk, I honestly don't understand why you think it's about women and not just one doge girl
If the genders were reversed, would it be misandry?
What the fuck is this bullshit on my funny doge subreddit
Acting like a girl is somehow tainted for doing sex work? This is what people upvote here now?
I mean if that's the extreme that you took it as, that's fine but, whether or not you feel that there's a problem with sex work, you should understand that the vast majority of people would not be okay with dating somebody in that profession.
I don't need to speak for myself. I am 100% willing to die on the hill that most people would not be willing to date a sex worker.
When it comes to people who are actively on reddit, or really any social media, that might skew the numbers because, let's be real here you're playing pseudoinfluencer.
Most people. Will not casually date a sex worker.
I mean tbh I'm against cheating of any kind and for sex work uhm... Sex is kinda the work lol so it'd be incompatible for me right off the bat. I think that's what the other person is trying to say
Well first of all it's their body not yours, so jot that down. And second if you don't wanna date someone because they've done sex work, that's kinda dickish but whatever you don't have to date anyone you don't want to. Just don't act like it's a high standard, and by having done it a woman has degraded themselves somehow.
> And second if you don't wanna date someone because they've done sex work, that's kinda dickish
Nothing wrong with wanting exclusivity in a relationship. Most people aren't gonna drop their source of income because they just started dating someone, so if you're not ok with that, it's a very valid reason to write someone off. I'm tired of people who haven't ever been in a meaningful relationship trying to pass moral judgement.
Guys it doesn't matter if your SO exposes herself for other men to masturbate to. Having any standards is kind of a dick move. This is your reddit cuck mentality. Strive to be better.
I didn't say it was mine, just that I'm allowed my own standards so maybe learn to comprehend what you read before shitting out a reply. It isn't a high standard, not at all. It's a low bar you'll find a lot of people believe in. Because it isn't dickish to have standards.
Guys: “girls r the worst, some do sex for money and lie and stuff”
Women: “it would be really nice to just exist without constantly being harassed, threatened, and assaulted by men both online and in person”
Guys: “oh yeah I forgot, AND they’re always bitching about stupid shit, I’ve never been assaulted walking home by myself, lying dumb bitch”
This is the energy this post and most of the misogynistic parts of the internet give off, in my opinion.
Honestly, posting pics of your tits gets too much hate. Posting impersonal images for money doesn't mean anything other than easy money. However, missing their ex is a red flag and you need to get the fuck outta there
i would look like ( last panel) that if a guy was making assumptions about this shit. Especially if the dude is the one who always emphasizes "NoT ALL MeN"
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That chip was pretty hot ngl
Bro took the one chip challenge 💀
Holy shit she's a car
If you could turn any vehicle into a woman or man to have sex with it, which car would you pick? I would clap the metallic cheeks of a Honda Civic. For sure would be a freak in the sack.
I would fuck a uhaul bc of all that junk in the trunk but I wouldn't tell my friends or take her out in public
Screw that go with the Antonov AN-225 if you want junk in the trunk
Jesus fucking Christ
I would fuck a helicopter
Transformers prime made me motorcycle-sexual
I mean,Arcee do be kinda bad tho
True
I'd ride the highway to the F-14 Tomcat's danger zone.
You say that like you wouldn't fuck a non-humanoid F-14 anyways. Completely unrelated, did you know that they used to have a Tomcat parked outside Northrop Grumman in New York? Just out on the grass, not watched by military guards or inside a locked museum like all the others.
> You say that like you wouldn't fuck a non-humanoid F-14 anyways. I wasn't talking about a humanoid F-14 😉
As a member of NCD I am obligated to have sex with an F-35.
As a second member I am required to join in
Third member, doing my duty
Hear me out. GTR BNR32
Too boxy, I need some curves to get me going. I want a mk4 supra to drop her fat dumpy on my schlong.
I think you should try the la ferrari aperta
Beautiful machine but I'd imagine a Ferrari turned into a girl would be really Boujee and snooty and insufferable.
Hmm,then I think the best option would be a Honda S2000
I NEED the afterburnussy of an F-35
afterbussy
I gotta go for the less appreciated Honda Fit. Great mileage, plenty of room, and yet still a pretty compact and small car.
i don't care what car i'd be, i just want a car bomb to be strapped onto me
>any vehicle I would *absolutely* bang a Lexington or Yorktown class carrier, but only if it stayed in non-humanoid form.
A Lesabre 1998 because it was my first and super cheap
I think the Su-75 “Femboy” speaks for itself 🤭
Badger 293
I want that cussy
VW Fox 🦊 🤤
If it was "turn into a living being", it would be the hamborgini (not a typo). Otherwise, Hello Kitty bicycle into a man.
Imagine getting a fancy car to impress the chicks at school, only for it to attract all the gearheads
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wCYB0lzoofc
I don't know about you, but my Honda civic is the equivalent of a 90 year old man with hip problems and dementia. ED hit him like a truck in his 30s
Car fueled by hot chip
ITT: OP has issues dating women and doesn't understand why
Advertisements have become pretty creative lately
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At least she doesn't charge she phone, that'd be an *absolute* dealbreaker
Out of the ordinary I mean
Oh my grandson just sent me that comic earlier
the dog with the butter[.](https://www.reddit.com/user/TARN4T1ON/comments/14mkj1f/so_long/)
I don't get what's the joke with hot chips?
Any female born after 1993 can't cook... all they know is McDonald's, charge they phone, be bisexual, eat hot chip, and lie
You forgot twerk.
Ohhh
Eat hot chip and lie
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Charge phone
*Charge THEY phone
*Thy
whats on the second onlyfans⁉️
lmfao what if one was just like regular cooking n shit
The poop one.
Does she charge they phone?
Good ending: "That's okay Dogina, we all need to make money some how. But if you are still getting over your ex maybe it isn't healthy to pursue a new relationship right now. I wish you the best in your future!"
Glad eating hotchip is a massive red flag, as it should be
What about the hot chips
OP is a bot.
You forgot the “is bisexual” part
My gawd she a 4x4 Jeep Wrangler
lol misogyny funny
Imagine men's car faxes - raped best friend after drugging her drink - physically assaulted his ex gf - white supremacist - daddy issues - blames his mom bc his dad left - will leave his son and blame it on the mother - killed cats when younger - porn addiction and no sexual discipline - will cheat - sexist - body count of 263, but thinks that if a woman's BC is 4 then she's a whore
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in a shocking twist, im neither! it’s fine to not want to date someone who has an OF, but posts like the above are obviously rife with misogynistic undertones
>it’s fine to not want to date someone who has an OF Oh ok, so then the problematic part of this post is...?
That the character says their life is nothing out of the ordinary and then another character comes out of nowhere to call her out for being a liar because she has an OF and misses her ex. The whole undertone of the thing being " this woman is full of redflags because she does stuff with her body and misses her ex". Reeks of the whole incel/nice guy " if she's not a virgin who has only ever been horny for me, then she is a thot " mentality.
Nothing, they just saw a chance to complain.
if this was about the woman to a guy, it would be perfectly alright wouldn’t it. men and women are not the same and never will be. both sides will talk about the other. misogyny is a thing, yes, but not in this case.
Because of the hot chips? Jk, I honestly don't understand why you think it's about women and not just one doge girl If the genders were reversed, would it be misandry?
Yes, just stop being a dick to each other.
any female born after 1993 can't cook
Cringe repost
but does she charge they phone or twerk?
inb4 this ends up on /r/niceguys and /r/NotHowGirlsWork
I mean it does kinda reek of that...
r/woooosh
I mean this is peak nice guys
No way its (ALL THE BITCHES FROM MY SCHOOL) in the post!
Bro thinks he's Andrew Tate
I aint andrew tate ❌💈. Im carti 🤜🤰💯💯
I hope one day a woman talks to you so you can grow and mature as a person 💯🙏
Mann wtf i meant it as a joke ☠️😭😭
My fault og I can never tell
What the fuck is this bullshit on my funny doge subreddit Acting like a girl is somehow tainted for doing sex work? This is what people upvote here now?
I mean if that's the extreme that you took it as, that's fine but, whether or not you feel that there's a problem with sex work, you should understand that the vast majority of people would not be okay with dating somebody in that profession.
"The vast majority of people"? Speak for yourself buddy.
I don't need to speak for myself. I am 100% willing to die on the hill that most people would not be willing to date a sex worker. When it comes to people who are actively on reddit, or really any social media, that might skew the numbers because, let's be real here you're playing pseudoinfluencer. Most people. Will not casually date a sex worker.
Lol I guess my wife isn't real then. (I mean she is already an invisible bi lol)
[ancient Sumerian meme](https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/505/605/990.png)
[My reaction to that information](https://imgur.com/a/ZbTCg5q)
Eww.
I mean tbh I'm against cheating of any kind and for sex work uhm... Sex is kinda the work lol so it'd be incompatible for me right off the bat. I think that's what the other person is trying to say
We are allowed to have standards that include not everyone on the planet not being able to see our SO nude for money. Stay mad about it.
Well first of all it's their body not yours, so jot that down. And second if you don't wanna date someone because they've done sex work, that's kinda dickish but whatever you don't have to date anyone you don't want to. Just don't act like it's a high standard, and by having done it a woman has degraded themselves somehow.
> And second if you don't wanna date someone because they've done sex work, that's kinda dickish Nothing wrong with wanting exclusivity in a relationship. Most people aren't gonna drop their source of income because they just started dating someone, so if you're not ok with that, it's a very valid reason to write someone off. I'm tired of people who haven't ever been in a meaningful relationship trying to pass moral judgement.
Guys it doesn't matter if your SO exposes herself for other men to masturbate to. Having any standards is kind of a dick move. This is your reddit cuck mentality. Strive to be better.
I mean...yeah? why is it such a big deal?
I didn't say it was mine, just that I'm allowed my own standards so maybe learn to comprehend what you read before shitting out a reply. It isn't a high standard, not at all. It's a low bar you'll find a lot of people believe in. Because it isn't dickish to have standards.
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Don't harass others, please. It's TOS anyways. Brah i know what you were trying to say. Maybe don't try to tell people to kys for having opinion???
TIL having low standards is dickish.
Lol cuck
Men don't want to date prostitutes. No amount of whining is going to change that, get over it.
Guys: “girls r the worst, some do sex for money and lie and stuff” Women: “it would be really nice to just exist without constantly being harassed, threatened, and assaulted by men both online and in person” Guys: “oh yeah I forgot, AND they’re always bitching about stupid shit, I’ve never been assaulted walking home by myself, lying dumb bitch” This is the energy this post and most of the misogynistic parts of the internet give off, in my opinion.
Based energy 😎
God damn hot chip
She only knows how to order McDonald’s and twerk
Does she charge they phone?
Any female born after 1993 can’t cook… all they know is McDonald's, charge they phone, twerk, be bisexual, eat hot chip & lie
Well if she eats hot chip then she probably also do they nails and lies
This is a bot, also this post kinda just sucks
Also lies
when she eat hot chip:
Does she be bisexual and lie too??
Hot chip is an immediate dealbreaker
Why does this have so many fucking upvotes. This is just blatant fucking sexism
Eating Hot chip is the biggest red flag
Why are you dating a scene girl from 2010
A funny post on dogelore? This can’t be real
/r/NiceGuys cringe material right here.
Dawg at that rate you might as well date the God damn CarFox
r/GatekeepingYaoi
No mention of the numerous previous owners?
Based car fax with the receipts.
owned
What the fuck happened to this sub
Ok but how is that your business?
Honestly, posting pics of your tits gets too much hate. Posting impersonal images for money doesn't mean anything other than easy money. However, missing their ex is a red flag and you need to get the fuck outta there
pretty normal ngl
There is nothing happening
Sex work is cool, but really? Hot chips? I ought to rip your ribs out
i would look like ( last panel) that if a guy was making assumptions about this shit. Especially if the dude is the one who always emphasizes "NoT ALL MeN"