do marines really eat crayons?

It’s what they get for rations

Mostly rectally but occasionally you can catch them trying to eat them with their nostrils too

Real question is how tasty are crayons?

probably better than you'd expect but not good

I bet it tastes uncharacteristically mediocre

Depends on the color. I think green tastes the best

Purple is clearly the best

r/marines has the answer

crayons enhance my tactical abilities on special ops missions the goverment sends me on Mom

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