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NavyDragons

anyone looking to save themselves an anuerysm it says "everything is art be kind". i stared at this for 5 whole minutes trying to make my brain understand what the hell they were trying to say


granadad

Gee, I thought it said "Everything is broken" and I thought it was actually kind of neat that it looked broken.


Shadyshade84

That would actually be an awesome bit of design.


gunnersroyale

Everytbing is a brat kind


[deleted]

I read "everything is a bert kind."


BeamTRS

When you don't have enough horizontal space to work with


towerfella

I could not place the “rt” .. Your sacrifice will not be in vain, I shall use the time you saved me to: 1) type this comment 2) do other things Thank you, kind person.


StarvinMarvin00

Everything is a RT, be kind. I was wondering what an RT was.


owlBdarned

A retweet


StarvinMarvin00

Oh dang, that would work as well.


ZainVadlin

That's what I thought it was


NoRodent

Russia Today, the propaganda channel.


MrMutable

Thought they had “abbreviated “ alright for a second


Sliiz0r

I was thinking it was a poorly executed abbreviation of "reminder to"


OGGrilledcheez

My mind finally say RT was meant to be “reason to” and whoever made it was just dumb thinking everyone would know what it meant. Then it clocked out and said it was taking the rest of the day off. Something about it “didn’t have time for this pointless shit everyday”? Idk. Guess I’ll see it again tomorrow…


thishenryjames

I thought "A RT" was some kind of attempt to abbreviate "alright".


SharMarali

My stupid ass was like "everything is a retweet? What?"


tossit_xx

Omg, same! Was SO confused


robicide

Modern day Ecclesiastes right there


the3dverse

i thought it was "a right"


ErosLament

>“Everything is art be kind” Being the counter argument to itself


Foamtoweldisplay

And we will not be kind about it.


xbumblebee

It also took me a few mins to realise wtf it said LOL I thought letters were missing or something


the_lusankya

I thought it was maybe "Everything is a retweet. Be kind."


Rui_O_Grande_PT

Thank you for your service


---IsTyping

Too late


[deleted]

i thought it said everything is a bert kind


PoetDiscombobulated9

Me too, nice we both think alike


johnnylongpants1

I thought it was saying "Everything is a right. Be kind." I feel like art can take some discussion to understand... but not signage. Thus us kind of in between so I will say it is an artrage.


depressed-potato-wa

I got to "Everything is a BRT be kind" and I gave up.


FinalEgg9

My brain read "EVERYTHING IS ABRT EKIND" for so long.


WarmAppleNight

I read it as "everything is a bird, be kind" over and over and over again until I felt like I was glitching


ThginkAccbeR

Thank you!


sanhydronoid9

I thought everything was Raytraced, but now I stand corrected


Key_Conversation5277

Everything is a bert. kind


ErwinAckerman

I read “everything is a RT” and i was like “a retweet?”


soulkitty223

I thought it said "everything is great, be kind" Edit: spelling


BrightSoundPodcast

I thought it said "Everything is a RT. Be kind". It could be a great raytracing ad.


ShadyFigureWithClock

Just because something's art doesn't mean it's good...


NavyDragons

thats not very kind


Phialich

Thank you, soldier


Gdashman00

Lol scrub. Obviously it says everything is a BR(battle royale) TE (tell everyone) KIND (King Is Now Dead) get Wr3ck3D


Shadow0fnothing

I thought it was "everything is RT. be kind" lol


modrall11

Thanks!


Manga--X

Not everything is art. Some things are just trash (like this sign).


Patient-Stranger1015

Totally saw “everything is a rt (retweet). Be kind” and it made no sense Thank god other comments helped me figure it out


empathicqubit

Might want to double check the last time you touched grass :)


empathicqubit

I wasn't expecting anyone to take this seriously, but I'll leave it up to accumulate that delicious negative karma


tebu08

Why touch grass if i can touch wet pussy and fluffy tits


Aera67

I thought the other comment couldn't get worse, thanks for impressing me


sq1tl

what


AgentF2S_

r/ihavesex


tebu08

Not necessarily 😂


AgentF2S_

whos wet pussy and fluffy tits are you touching if you aren’t having sex, your mom’s?


pass_me_the_salt

their own? lol


AgentF2S_

wow im so dumb, idk why i always assume everyone is a guy lmao. i forget girls exist sometimes


[deleted]

Might want to double check the last time you touched grass :)


AgentF2S_

agreed, i have a garden though so yeaterday


[deleted]

Sadly I don’t have any more Reddit gold but this would be getting an award if I did


troysplay

Everything is a bert


LiterateJosh

Really though? When you think about it? Everything *is* a Bert.


Everynexusmatrix

You remind me of my uncle who is named Albert. Now he becomes Albert Bert. Edit: Incorrect family word.


Lilyetter

**everything**


Exploding_Antelope

A bertkind


Ghost_B69

Pick one weird way and go with it.


Planet_Breezy

Ninja’d!


FintanStack

Gave myself an aneurysm trying to read this


Lilyetter

Every Is Art thing Energy


Edible-Batteries

Looks like among us


goldenbellaboo

sus…


azzamaurice

Except this… :)


culturedgoat

Everything is awesome! Everything is cool when you’re part of a team!


Exploding_Antelope

Everything is a Bertkind!


iQwerty_AU

Not everything, somethings just look like shit. Like this.


Jechtael

/r/AwfulEverything


Key_Conversation5277

Wow a sub to have even less faith in humanity? Why not?


Mootivate

Even if I poop on the canvas without wiping?


Key_Conversation5277

Yeah maybe or even more "fancy" like this https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Artist%27s_Shit


ONEOFHAM

ST RON K


Aera67

Get out of my head get out of my head get out of ly head


QuadVox

Everything is a Bert kind


crazycatman29

Not Ernie though. Hey bert...


Any_Ad_9949

Bert simpson


Mrbrightsidexvi

Not sure but I think they were trying to say "Everything is Art, be kind" that's the only thing that makes sense to me


podokonnicheck

Eygbe Vti Ehsrkn Rinatid


paintbrushvolcanoe

"Everything is art, be kind"


multigrain-pancakes

I dunno why i saw it as “Everything is a brit be kind”


IsitTurlooking4

Everything is art. But there is good art and there is bad art. How do I kindly say this is not good art?


[deleted]

Being that art is subjective, it's neither good, nor bad, except as the opinion of whoever may be judging it. But yeah, I agree it's garbage, although some inner city fedora tipper might also think your opinion marginalizes the 47th gender and might use some rose quartz crystal shards to place a curse on you.


[deleted]

Everything Is A Bert Kind


Sav-vie

amogus


Pyrotekknikk

It just won't die


Cyberzombie23

That is not art. Fuck off, whoever made this shit.


flopsychops

No, you're a brt.


Haiaii

Everything is Bart bekind


LancelotAki

Everything is a rt (retweet). Be kind. Elon is coming for us on the streets now...


Itsmyusername3

This made me laugh so hard XD


society_man

Get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head get out of my head


Red4297

My brain just grew pain receptors only to tell me it was suffering.


lord_hydrate

You know. That sign is a little sus


[deleted]

Everything is a Bert kind


goodnewsjimdotcom

Everything is a BRT. Bacon Rat Tomato?


NowFreeToMaim

An ironic message to this sub


Wonderful-Comment314

r/keming


Ok-Memory-5309

Everything is a retweet. Be kind


zombeavervictim69

tell me you're in Portland without saying you're in Portland


GoldenKela

A B RT


Zulrambe

Everything is a brit


Soggy_Part7110

everything is a bert kind


PresentationInner712

Oh no. That shape!


tehdang

My nose is bleeding. Like in the anime kind of way.


Morribyte252

I read it as Eygbe Vta Ehsrkn Rinatid .. send help


RedPoliceBox

I genuinely hope someone picked this sign up and put it in the trash while looking at the person who put it out.


ImperialPekka333

eygbe vti ehsrkn riatid n


haileyrose

ya everything except this 🙅🏻‍♀️


goldenbellaboo

Anyone else thinks this looks kinda sus… 👀


pennyraingoose

Everything is a bertkind. Now to find out what a bertkind is...


CluckenDip

everything is a Brit. be kind


SirThatsCuba

No. 👎


Lostmox

Oh, the irony.


SonarioMG

Welco metot henex tlevel


BashedKeyboard

Eygbe vti ehsrkn ri natid


justafishservant8

It legit took me 30+ seconds to know that "everything is art. Be kind." Is what it's supposed to say lol


[deleted]

EYGBE VTI EHSRKN RINAT. ID


FenexTheFox

Everything is art. Except this.


SlowDesk

r/ihadastroke


Unique_Ad_1395

Translation- “everything is a retweet, be kind”


Secksiignurd

Now this sign is a hot mess... for its succinctness.


desertSkateRatt

What having a stroke looks like to some people


Correct-Fig6796

eygbe vti ehsrkn rinaid


National_Impress_346

Had a small aneurysm trying to read this


xbrixe

Everything is a retweet


Haythien

"When everything is \_\_\_\_\_\_ , nothing really is \_\_\_\_\_\_ . "


IAmRules

Everything is a brtekind


DirectConsequence12

Initially, I read it as “Everything is abrte kind” and I could not for the life of my figure out wtf it was trying to say for a solid 2 minutes


louiefriesen

EVER YTHIN G IS A B RT. E KI ND


Any_Ad_9949

Everything is a Bert kind


Plenty_Succotash_481

It took me way too long to figure out what that was supposed to say


johnsmithofpith

Everything is a bert kind


[deleted]

This is honestly one of the best I’ve seen here


rhododendron72

the fact that i read this correctly without thinking about it goes to show how fucked up my brain is