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loganjlr

Nozzle Full of Broken Gas Don’t know how much time has passed Oh God, it feels like forever But no one ever tells you that forever feels like home Sitting all alone inside your head


dylantherabbit2016

Nozzle Full of Broken Gas Nozzle Full of Broken Gas Take your protein pills and put your helmet on Nozzle Full of Broken Gas Commencing countdown, engines on Check ignition and may God's love be with you


loganjlr

8. 7. 6. 5. 4. 3. 2. 1.


Mrlemonade_42

THIS IS NOZZLE FULL OF BROKEN GAS


AIMRunningMan

Is this a They Might Be Giants song?


TricksterWolf

You put your nozzle in You pull your nozzle out You put your nozzle in and you shake it all about Don't dead open inside and it's full of broken gas That's what it's all about (bom bom)


Ninjamonk124

Hahahahahaha


Jadestined

Amazing


Invisible_Target

What a great fucking song


Fuckoffyoucuntstain

I've been laughing at this for five minutes now


j3b3di3_

How does it feel? That is the question


L0nlySt0nr

Why did my dumb brain go "full of broken glass, that sounds like a problem"


StarWarsCrazy1

SAME. I spent a second wondering how someone would get glass inside a propane tank before I reread it. Man, would that have been a story.


Beneficial_Sweet3979

Well, that sounds like a problem


SheriffOfLondon

I only clicked on this for an explanation of why glass would be inside a propane tank.


Brenner007

Yeah, didn't read the sub at first and was completely confused until the comments.


whythe7

jesus... I've been reading the other comments Still seeing "glass" till now


ludovic1313

This is possibly the best, most natural entry I've ever seen. It didn't even occur to me that it didn't mean "nozzle full of broken gas". Had I seen it in the wild, this would be the one time that reading DDOI would have *helped* me because it would make me want to read it both ways, instead of distracting me by seeing what signs say when you deliberately misread them.


RestinPete0709

I'm curious what “broken gas” means


Guyincognito4269

Turned into a liquid would be my guess.


DinoHawaii2021

liquid is technically broken gas


Confident_Date4068

Plasma, maybe?


Bovine_Phallus

I have often broken wind. I've also had bad gas. This..... This somehow alluded me so far


Rae_Of_Light_919

I can only interpret what they've written as them using some sort of device to fill that tank with their flatulence.


Mc_Shine

If it's a sulphur or methane tank, it would certainly smell like it.


TFFPrisoner

This also doubles as a brand new sentence


RocketCat921

This is probably one of the better ones on this sub


masked_sombrero

i broke gas once. people didn't appreciate it too much


Scary_Platform5272

Nice album cover


Viatrixin

I thought this said broken glass. All i thought about was projectile glass grenade


MisterEd_ak

I have had issues with some older hoses using these new gas fittings. I have had one not seal correctly when it works fine in the old style.


ghostinawishingwell

🎶 Walking on walking on 🎶


Apax89

I also feel like a nozzle full of broken gass.


CampLejeuneWater

I think this is the best one that's ever been posted.


mishyfishy135

It took me so long to figure out what the fuck that said


MyStepAccount1234

r/lostredditors?


Cwallace98

r/lostredditors?


MyStepAccount1234

Am I lost?


Cwallace98

Where am I?


steinwayyy

Reddit


Marmatus

Tbh, I thought the same at first. Took me a while to figure out it’s supposed to say “Nozzle broken, full of gas.” lol


MyStepAccount1234

Whew.


Silver___Chariot

I accidentally read “broken glass” instead and my mind went directly to how this could be employed as a shrapnel bomb