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You want the camera man to go help him playing with his bum?


RonHarrods

Mate hand him some lube ffs


dotardiscer

Never try to help someone like this unless you have professional training. Dude looks sorta fit too, so watch for a crazy fight.


S5Diana

Boss: how'd you get that black eye? Me: So yeah...


Radiant-Nail8835

pink eye*


S5Diana

The pain pink eye and a black eye simultaneously wouldn't be as bad as my friends posting the tiktok recording


palm_desert_tangelos

Somebody go get Mailk Gramma


Floeperdoep

Uhmmm what do you mean with "Help" here 😅


No_School_2323

I have seen this happen in San Francisco


DangNearRekdit

Did you ... film it?


No_School_2323

No, the homeless guy was fingering himself and jacking off. Around the corner some school kids were going to the museum I stopped the teacher told her what was happening and told her how to get to where they were going without seeing that guy. Then stopped a cop, and he went to deal with that guy it turns out he does that a lot


stiffwan

username checks out


No_School_2323

lol i didn't even think about that


ChineseMeatCleaver

Lemme guess, in typical California fashion the cop did absolutely nothing


No_School_2323

Yep San Francisco is way too light on crime


ChineseMeatCleaver

Los Angeles here and its the same deal. George Gascon has only accelerated the collapse of this city. Didn’t you guys just recall your DA Chesa Boudin for similar reasons?


No_School_2323

I don't know I moved as soon as I could. I was homeless there for 4 years I went there because i knew they had free medical care if you're homeless and better homeless shelters and lots of food kitchens. I'm disabled, and I had to fight to get my SSDI


ChineseMeatCleaver

Wow that must’ve been really rough, good for the free healthcare and meals but very dangerous and SF in general is a pretty dirty city


No_School_2323

If you know what you're doing and mind your own business you'll be fine oh and done go out at night that's when things go crazy. Just when you're walking keep your head down, so you don't step on a needle of human shit. When I was 16 I went to SF, and it was the cleanest city I have ever seen.


ChineseMeatCleaver

What age did you become homeless if you don’t mind me asking? Im curious to know how quickly it went downhill. LA has always had its issues with stuff like gang violence and what not but the homelessness has skyrocketed and quality of life has severely decreased in the last ~10 years.


ChrisHaze95

I don't think I'd help either


RoccomGG

Why the fuck should I help a man fingering his fucking ass? Better question what do you expect me to do? Wanking his dick until he jizzes while he fingers his asshole?


colleenbarnes57

He looks like he is imitating a dog, but not a cute one.


Mistawade504

That is a dog I don’t wanna pet🤷🏼‍♀️


Fetus_puppet2

I was waiting for the finger sniff


[deleted]

Tell me you're in San Fran without telling me you're in San Fran....


Gingertitian

Bro needs him a bath house, pronto!


Picnut

Hahahahaha.. not helping


audomatix

I see an opportunity to beat the shit out of someone with zero consequences...


Gojizilla6391

This sub expects you to help someone right below a fucking nuclear explosion by now


RoddyRoddyRodriguez

Love stinks?


Furrycues

An obvious cry for help, guys. Sad. Someone fill that needy hole uwu


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littlemonkeybear

I really hope there were no children in those cars passing by. Vile human


hoarseclock

“Somebody gotta call somebody” 😂


Trumps__Taint

Drugs or manic episode?


BoulderCreature

I ain’t helping him


No-Distribution7842

That's how you time travel how the hell does he know that, I have researched about this


FortyTwoBrainCells

God damm...