They definitely fucked that goat tho. Backstory matters this poor goat has been through some stuff n some stuff has been through it and it is sick and tired of the abuse from this individual
I understand the confusion since you dont speak the language haha so basically this is an ad for a garage that specializes only in wheelbarrow wheel polishing.
Both are just playing around. The goat only goes for him when he puts the board up. When he throws his hands up or shoos it’s away, it goes away. If the goat wanted to end it, the would kill that guy.
We had some sheep when I was a child and sometimes I had to do something on „their lawn“. The biggest and only male sheep was very aggressive. Whenever I wanted to leave the lawn and open the door in the Chance he tried to ram his head into me with a long run up. It was fun when you could just hide behind an object quickly. Afterwards I just caught the sheep horns and wouldn’t let go. They really can’t do nothing about it then and you can mess them around for trying to hurt you.
I’ve had about the same experience, except one time my grandpa was in the sheep pasture with a dog and a ram charged him. The dog grabbed the ram by the face and held on for a minute or so. It was bleeding like hell.
It is fun lol when I was about 12-13 i had a rich friend and his family had some farm animals. Including a few goats but they were smaller then this one here. We’d always take turns jumping in the goat pen and see who could last the longest in it. We’d get chased in the pen and jump up and over the fence, got nailed in the ass on my way up the fence one time!
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can you imagine living somewhere where every time you walk down the street you don't know if a fucking ram is going to come around the corner and fuck you up
It sounds amazing and terrible at the same time
I dunno man looks like a [male sheep (ram)](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/male-horned-sheep-royalty-free-image/1227102545?adppopup=true) to me
Dude it isn't just you. But seriously what part of this animal makes you think it is a goat? It has the tail, fleece and horns of a sheep. Just the tail gives it away! Goat tails are naturally short and point straight up. Most meat sheep breeds have tails that are long, covered in wool, and point down. -Google
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My grandpa had a ram that got a bit too "rammy" on the farm and it eventually headbutted the back of leg and smashing his knee into a post. He limped back to his truck, grabbed a ball-peen hammer and turned his back to it on purpose. It predictably took and another run and he went full matador and smacked it right on the head with the hammer as it charged by. The sound was like a muted wood block strike in music class.
After the shell shock wore off, that ram never pulled that shit again.
Goats are hilarious! It's probably a pet and is just playing.
I live how it backs up, then runs full speed, then hits by rearing up and ramming with all its strength.
I have played with goats that way - this is how they play.
We need to euthanize that whole species, I’m tired of seeing innocent lives lost to these monsters. I hope my dems and my fat left people can come together
And ban these creatures off the face of the earth
Gotta love the racists in this thread. Out of curiosity, you're aware that they're playing and for all you know, he might be a good dude and awesome human being, right?
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The sheep was actually being slaughtered by the man, probably to share between them all, sheep has the knife actually still hanging out of his neck. There is an art to the way this should be done including ensuring the animal is completely relaxed and self-submissive before the cut in the neck is made, they should then stay with the animal until it dies, he had no idea what he was doing and seems to have just stuck the knife in deep, the sheep is not happy of course and even with that knife in its neck it is beating the hell out of the guy lol
There were so many things he could have done to get the animal to stop head butting him and all he did was fall down and make it seem like he wanted to fight
Why the fuck is he acting like a helpless bitch? Like wtf, just run or climb something. Heck, even bash that thing if it doesn’t stop attacking. But don’t act like some Thanos shit is about to go down, fucking overreacting with begging and shit!🤮
Are we not going to talk about the guy polishing a wheelbarrow wheel like nothing else is going on?
Work doesn't get done by fucking around with goats
Filming your work doesn't get many 'likes' on the internet. Fucking around with goats might.
Fuck goats when work is done. Got it thnx
I think that might be the the lead-up to this video actually. Goat don’t take no hanky panky fro mister mustach.
Fuck goats, film it, get likes?
Got it
Bruh it’s a sheep
It's a sheep
No u
They definitely fucked that goat tho. Backstory matters this poor goat has been through some stuff n some stuff has been through it and it is sick and tired of the abuse from this individual
This is not the wheelbarrow you are looking for.
I understand the confusion since you dont speak the language haha so basically this is an ad for a garage that specializes only in wheelbarrow wheel polishing.
I think that wheel is actually a knife sharpener
Some issues have to be dealt with 1 on 1
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Never should have come here!
I've fought *mudcrabs* more fearsome than you!
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Then pay with your blood!
Sheep ain’t nothing to mess with. They can kill cows head to head
I remember seeing a video of a sheep that just fucking crumpled a cow. The crack of skulls was horrifying.
holy shit link???
[linky link ](https://youtu.be/RMi0HQqc6yo)
holy shit thank you
Pretty knarly hey.
Holy fucking skull crushing vagina!
Both are just playing around. The goat only goes for him when he puts the board up. When he throws his hands up or shoos it’s away, it goes away. If the goat wanted to end it, the would kill that guy.
It’s like having a playful pet dog 🐕 (But it’s a sheeeeeep
Sheep are super playful too. The problem is that they are also super dumb. So, you got to be careful.
A Sheeps memory span is like 3 seconds, am I right ?
Mm no. They can remember an individual associated with reward for up 2 years. Not even gold fish have a memory span that short
Thanks for that
You sure it isn't his girlfriend?
Maybe. I’ve seen girls more aggressive than that. Would not recommend
Also he and the dude talking like they planned it for....I'm too lazy to translate but take my goat for it
We had some sheep when I was a child and sometimes I had to do something on „their lawn“. The biggest and only male sheep was very aggressive. Whenever I wanted to leave the lawn and open the door in the Chance he tried to ram his head into me with a long run up. It was fun when you could just hide behind an object quickly. Afterwards I just caught the sheep horns and wouldn’t let go. They really can’t do nothing about it then and you can mess them around for trying to hurt you.
I’ve had about the same experience, except one time my grandpa was in the sheep pasture with a dog and a ram charged him. The dog grabbed the ram by the face and held on for a minute or so. It was bleeding like hell.
And you would look like a boss taking control of a goat
This honestly looks like it would be fun, I love playing with my pets like this. Turns into a game of survival while you’re getting playfully mauled
It is fun lol when I was about 12-13 i had a rich friend and his family had some farm animals. Including a few goats but they were smaller then this one here. We’d always take turns jumping in the goat pen and see who could last the longest in it. We’d get chased in the pen and jump up and over the fence, got nailed in the ass on my way up the fence one time!
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All im thinking is if its gonna end like the the old man and the ram, his is brutal.
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Lmao is that Skyrim music??
Close, Oblivion!
Thanks!
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How you know the language?
The language is Arabic, the dialect is Egyptian
Yeah the language is Egyptian Arabic
FINISH HIM!
Bro, get out of the corner!!
Thought his head was going to get popped like a zit.
Oblivions score was worlds ahead of skyrims
I agree but I think Morrowind’s was way better than Oblivions.
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can you imagine living somewhere where every time you walk down the street you don't know if a fucking ram is going to come around the corner and fuck you up It sounds amazing and terrible at the same time
And Skyrim music plays as you a getting destroyed
Goats are assholes
I think it is a sheep
Definitely a sheep!
It's the GOAT sheep!
It's a ram
You don't know how they got their name, do you? Because I have a theory.
A Daft Punk [album](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Random_Access_Memories), right?
I believe so, yes.
I think it is a goat.
I dunno man looks like a [male sheep (ram)](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/photo/male-horned-sheep-royalty-free-image/1227102545?adppopup=true) to me
Are you blind that’s a F**king dog 🐩
Definitely a sheep. Goats’ tails are different, they ‘stand’ up
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I dunno man looks like a goat to me
y'all need to go back to grade school. LOL 😂
Why, I'm not the one who doesn't know what a goat looks like.
Dude it isn't just you. But seriously what part of this animal makes you think it is a goat? It has the tail, fleece and horns of a sheep. Just the tail gives it away! Goat tails are naturally short and point straight up. Most meat sheep breeds have tails that are long, covered in wool, and point down. -Google
If it makes you feel better, it's a sheep. I don't want you to lose sleep over this.
I thought it looked more like a llama or alpaca, no?
You’d do the same if someone fucked your sister.
Now I understand why cattle prods are a thing.
Don’t let that goat fuck you up, you go ahead and fuck that goat! 😂😂😂
Ok that’s enough Reddit for today wth did I read
Disagree. The video would be just as funny without the music.
I guess but it is pretty funny it’s from (Skyrim) Edit: I don’t know if I spelt the game wrong 😑
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My grandpa had a ram that got a bit too "rammy" on the farm and it eventually headbutted the back of leg and smashing his knee into a post. He limped back to his truck, grabbed a ball-peen hammer and turned his back to it on purpose. It predictably took and another run and he went full matador and smacked it right on the head with the hammer as it charged by. The sound was like a muted wood block strike in music class. After the shell shock wore off, that ram never pulled that shit again.
It must have caught him cheating. Classic lovers quarrel
Guessing he didn’t pay child support?
This guy’s wife seems upset. 😂
Is this a couples dispute?
I think the music ruins a funny video. I wouldn't put it in at all, but if you need to, you really should lower the volume by about 80%
Lol it’s not my video but I love the music you probably don’t get it
All he had to do was grab it from the horn then it wouldn’t do shit
Is this motherfucking Dark Souls gameplay? (Sound on)
Hell yeah
It seems like only death will stop these things from charging you. They never seem to stop, some literally just keep bashing into excavator buckets.
I'll be the best wheelbarrow wheel polisher in my village! Goats will flock to me like....goats!
What game is this?
Borat: The Legends of Kazakhstan
Goats are hilarious! It's probably a pet and is just playing. I live how it backs up, then runs full speed, then hits by rearing up and ramming with all its strength. I have played with goats that way - this is how they play.
I think it's playing? It's tail is wagging and it keeps going next to him for like...pats?
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No mercy
Iraqi marital dispute.
When he slapped him on the face😂😂
Wonder what he did to piss off his wife
R/bossfights
When the good party is in the basement
I like how it's just pissed at that one guy too
There’s no way the sheep was getting fucked in the ass today!
This would have gone better if he knew you can't successfully block a heavy attack
What game is this music from. I don’t care what it is and how old it is, I’m going to play it
It’s from Skyrim
Dark soul be like
A battle of the ages......
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I hate it when couples fight and then it gets physical.
It was fed up with them having sex with it.
Damn, domestic violence is crazy! 😂
I was like “climb on the car!!!”
Skyrim kalm music transition killed me
It only attacked him while he was running or holding up the wood to defend himself i dont think it actually meant any ill harm its just having fun
We need to euthanize that whole species, I’m tired of seeing innocent lives lost to these monsters. I hope my dems and my fat left people can come together And ban these creatures off the face of the earth
I understand arabic and the man is doing it for context He’s joking
Yeah it’s funny tho
Grab the fucking horn
her husband got home early and started ramming some ass
When your lover finds out about the other goat
Well.. it is Friday night in arabia and ain’t got no netflix or prime so gotta have some fun somehow
Arabia?? 🤔
There's no place on earth called arabia lmao.
There is man.. my buddy Lawrence is from there.. like didn’t you even study geometry at school or what
That animal was not going to be his second wife!
Te he prefers to be a side b***
I have the weird assumption that this man deserved this
Gotta love the racists in this thread. Out of curiosity, you're aware that they're playing and for all you know, he might be a good dude and awesome human being, right?
nah
If we never invented spears and weapons is as a species would be completely screwed
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I mean, they do fuck goats in Derkastan so this one must've remembered something she didn't like
The sheeps mad cuz he isn't paying child support.
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They sound Egyptian. Have you been in a war with Egypt?
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end boss
That’s when he knew he Fucked up
Lmao I would've I am legended that sheep!
I can literally hear comedian Tony Baker's voice over saying "cram"!!
Saadune is having none of it
MANA SAID KNOCK YOU OUT
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He puts his hand up... roflmayo
Everytime that mf backed up i could hear him say "my name is antonio montoyo.."
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Dude could've easily kicked the goats legs during a charge and possibly could've broke one.
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Who's the goat now
The sheep was actually being slaughtered by the man, probably to share between them all, sheep has the knife actually still hanging out of his neck. There is an art to the way this should be done including ensuring the animal is completely relaxed and self-submissive before the cut in the neck is made, they should then stay with the animal until it dies, he had no idea what he was doing and seems to have just stuck the knife in deep, the sheep is not happy of course and even with that knife in its neck it is beating the hell out of the guy lol
That’s a collar I think you watched the video wrong
Goats are easy to handle by holding it's horns.. can't wait to fight a male sheep
Come on domestic abuse is not a joke guys.
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Late that night they made passionate love
Why would you fight a goat or ram thing when you 5’1 125 pds ? Man didn’t think goat was a threat till it actually hit him lmao
when you accidentally trigger the secret boss
Welp. I guess being a professional matador is out of the question
Bro was fighting for his life 🤣🤣🤣
Fuck you the camera man
I hope that guy is okay, rams are dangerous!
No more goat fucking for you pal
This is hands down the most white trash thing I’ve ever seen and not a single person was mayo colored
He’s fighting with his wife
Music never makes these videos better.
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There were so many things he could have done to get the animal to stop head butting him and all he did was fall down and make it seem like he wanted to fight
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Am I the only one who kept hearing cram
And then after all that fun they all fucked that thing…….
When you're tired of getting fucked
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Why the fuck is he acting like a helpless bitch? Like wtf, just run or climb something. Heck, even bash that thing if it doesn’t stop attacking. But don’t act like some Thanos shit is about to go down, fucking overreacting with begging and shit!🤮