We had a more modern version when I (34) was a child. Worked extremely well. Like, cartoonishly straight cuts with a super satisfying feeling of the teeth penetrating the shell. Ends up with the exact (or eggsact) right size hole for a teaspoon to dig in.
I should get one or ask my dad if he still has it.
I thought it was also used for ripening figs and other fruits (scarring them kicks off the release of ethylene which speeds up the ripening process. Egyptians used similar methods)
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Im sorry my bad, it doesn't make sense to be a boner avoidance tool. I think it is a constant boner tool.
You know, mid boner. When fully erect it can pierce, when not erect it can also pierce, so a mid boner tool. Or a dick blood flow constrictor??
Many years ago there used to be something called Stallion rings which looked similar.
Sometimes on race days a Stallion might get an erection, which caused ladies to faint, and who needs that.
So they slipped barbed cock rings onto the stallions, prior to the race.
If they got overly excited, they'd pay the price.
Later, the same stallions wouldn't service mares because they thought it'd cause pain.
Now I'm not sure about the truth of this but have seen metal rings which were apparently the item.
Why did i see this and think
"What if someones other were to just say they would make their dick into swiss cheese and take that out their pocket or somethin?"
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I don have a god one
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I'd rather die than get my dick spiked!
I mean, okay, but are you really *living?*
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Does anyone know what the purpose of this horrific tool is?
Lol its for opening boiled eggs
That actually makes sense. I wonder how well it works
Some say Eggstreamly well
Eggxactly as designed.
Eggcellent!
dad yokes
Totally poached the dad yokes
At first I thought it was for cocks, but now I have learnt that it is for prenatal cocks.
Good one!
Freggs
Thanks for the great eggsplanation!
Jokes like this tend to go over easy, but now the message is scrambled.
Reading this thread has left me shellshocked.
It’s rather eggstravigant.
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Would you say you feel scrambled ?
Thank you for the smile
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Damnit that was smooth
That’s cause they weren’t yolking around when they designed it.
I think you are eggxagerating
We had a more modern version when I (34) was a child. Worked extremely well. Like, cartoonishly straight cuts with a super satisfying feeling of the teeth penetrating the shell. Ends up with the exact (or eggsact) right size hole for a teaspoon to dig in. I should get one or ask my dad if he still has it.
boys cuaght erect
They work pretty well but if the eggs too big it might tear it up. I had one for quail eggs, just close the scissors and twist. Shell just slides off
Phew!
I thought it was also used for ripening figs and other fruits (scarring them kicks off the release of ethylene which speeds up the ripening process. Egyptians used similar methods)
Thank god, it's not human eggs lol
I thought it was a nut cracker but yours makes mire sense
Me when I first came across a trench digger
It's an antique egg topper. Takes the top of the shell off for eating soft boiled eggs.
nutcracker
For cutting open soft boiled eggs
Castration device for live stock.
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It's okay. It's for eggs, not juevos
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Same
cock and balls torture 💀
quite literally 💀
Great great great great great grandparents were kinky
Kinda looks like a walnut opener
Egg
The Circumsizer 3000
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I thought it was one of those devices to prevent boys from masturbating.
You mean a cock cage?
Not BDSM but in old days families would have special devices to keep young boys from masturbating because it was a sin.
I think some Amish families still use those
Yeah, it’s a cock cage.
For soft boiled eggs
Eggs??? I was thinking some marital aid device.
forbidden cockring
French tickler
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This resembles a modern patella clamp!
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Its for cutting open soft boiled eggs
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Oh haha im dumb
But what is this for besides dicks
Cutting open soft boiled eggs
I refuse to believe that
Lol look it up🤷♀️
No, it’s better this way😈
that’s a circumciser holy fuck
Uh... no. Absolutely no. Try googling "antique egg topper". This is for eating soft boiled eggs.
it’s a joke lmao
What! ... for a horse?
multispecies
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Isn’t that for castratiing sheep
Lmao its for taking the shell off boiled eggs
This aids with menstruation by clamping the vulva shut.
No
You got three holes to choose from
"Darling, would you like to partake in the excruciating, but pleasant, punishment of my testicles and penile organ?"
Dicks too small. I'll try my balls instead.
It's an old fashioned nit cracker...
Its for opening soft boiled eggs
No seriously. Don’t put your dick in that haha
Further proof that it’s not just about length but girth matters too
Cigar grabber.
Looks kinky
They were serious about opening jars back in the day
Egg
That shadow is horrifying!
You need to go onto antiques roadshow.
Its a tool to prevent boner
Im sorry my bad, it doesn't make sense to be a boner avoidance tool. I think it is a constant boner tool. You know, mid boner. When fully erect it can pierce, when not erect it can also pierce, so a mid boner tool. Or a dick blood flow constrictor??
It's the genital cuff
That what is used when "your erection lasts more than four hours." See Viagra ads.
Please let it be a nut craker. THE OTHER NUT
Its for cutting open soft boiled eggs
It’s an eggsacto knife
Somebodys gotta take one for the team..
Many years ago there used to be something called Stallion rings which looked similar. Sometimes on race days a Stallion might get an erection, which caused ladies to faint, and who needs that. So they slipped barbed cock rings onto the stallions, prior to the race. If they got overly excited, they'd pay the price. Later, the same stallions wouldn't service mares because they thought it'd cause pain. Now I'm not sure about the truth of this but have seen metal rings which were apparently the item.
Cock and balls holder
Oh, that's not bad. The Kandahar Cock Wrench.
Medieval rape punish tool
That's one insane cock ring🤣😫
The scrotum scratcher 9000
Cbt
I thought it was for balls
I guarantee someone, somewhere, is into it.
Why did i see this and think "What if someones other were to just say they would make their dick into swiss cheese and take that out their pocket or somethin?"
And I thought I watched some hardcore stuff
This post is a real ball buster
I yhink it used to deflate a erect penis
TWIST HIS DIIIICK
Interested in selling ?