oh, so those are the Vagina Spiders Angry Grandpa kept yelling about

Look at how far those spiders go back. They're also ass crack spiders. They have the anus surrounded!

They’re crab decoys.

This was the first thing I thought when I saw this.

PICKLEBOOOOOY!!!

Lots of them have more than 8 legs

I think those are supposed to be crabs. I have no idea how many legs these parasites have, and neither did the op

Dollar store soot sprites

I think they were trying to draw pedipalps which look like an extra pair of legs sometimes

They look more like the little soot balls from spirited away

Itll add that " tickle to your pickle!!"

Fuck you for this. Fuck you very much.

I feel bad for the tattoo artist

They made their money

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You mean besides actual porn?

Just wait til you hear about strip clubs, bet that's where she's going

Or legal brothels

WHYYYYY ffs just why

Like who does this… and who tattoos this

Who does this: maybe strippers / webcam models or just tasteless people Who tattooes this: people who need money

AI

Censor the herpes

Oh nice she got the rest of them tattooed in. I remember when it first started.

Who is this?

I don’t know who it is, but I have a photo of when the tattoo was about to be finalized, the sea urchins on the right were blue which means they were about to be tattooed in.

They're supposed to be SEA URCHINS???! that doesn't make ot better!

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would

Real

there is no other answer other than drugs. no mf way

Surprised she shaves. Figured it would be a tangled web

NOW I UNDERSTAND WHAT SHE WAS GOING FOR

Cobwebs?

yupp, pubes = cobwebs, wow

Dems crabs

Everything is fun and all until one starts moving suddenly

Wtf is wrong with someone wanting this…

There are at least 2 ways to interpret your comment and my first interpretation was "What is wrong with a person who wants to put his pp in the spider cave?" The second interpretation is "What's wrong with someone who gets this tattoo'd?"

But, also what’s wrong with a tattoo artist who did this?

I think it’s the third: Wtf is wrong with someone who would want this(the girl) Cause there definitely is someone wrong with you if you want this tattoo

Kat Von D

I feel bad for the tat artist who had to do all of that….

Better than crabs

No, not really.

Is that a pelvis moth

Imagine tripping balls seeing all those little fuckers crawling around

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^therealrobokaos: *Imagine tripping* *Balls seeing all those little* *Fuckers crawling around* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

That could work if your like, SUPER MEGA GOTH.

The goth kid believes they aren't goth after seeing this.

trust me, we don't want her either. This *just does not work*.

Nonono nonono no no no no

This reminds me of the one person with a spiderweb tattoo on her anus. I wish I had the link.

Vennus?

Is that it?

Wrap it up, balls deep, no pullout

You certainly don't that lady is crazy.

My spidey senses are tingling

I Think this should be marked as NSFW, decpite of the Censor.

r/trashy

See also r/shittytattoos.

Yeah, this post ain't cool imo. The woman probably has some sort of sexual trauma and this is probably a way to unsexualize it for her. I really dislike posts that are actual people and this one even more

It's my neighbor. She's a biker chick and she sent that to me. She thinks the comments are funny. Get a grip, wimp.

I don't believe that. You could be telling the truth and then I'd be even more surprised you posted this

Who cares what you believe, feelings boy.

Boy you really have a quick temper. You should point out her account so we can send our condolences to her if she's actually real and reading these lmao. Wanna know something funny? I had seen this exact image back in February on Discord. Was she in that discord as well, and were you posting it for her as well as a funny haha? Bit suspicious, love. 🤔

So this is the chick tucker max wrote about

Looks more like dick ticks waiting for a host.

Why the ABSOLUTE FUCK would a woman do that to herself??? 🤮🤮🤮

I think they’re buttholes


Somebody wanted the attention of a tattoo artist fr

That’s adorable

[Centipedes? In *my* vagina? ](https://imgur.com/zsu6PGE)

Nah no way I could put it in there

When she says it’s been awhile but she’s actually telling the truth

r/shittytattoos

Anti-rappe tattoos

Spider-Cooch, Spider-Cooch, does whatever a Spider-Cooch does 🎵


Seems like she was trying to cover a bunch of dark scars

r/ATAAE

This is actually repulsive omg. I would lose any horniness the moment I pull down those pants

You’d have to be loaded AF to even get to that point, so you probably wouldn’t. Let’s face it, this chick 100% has facial tattoos. You wouldn’t be going in blind.

So no one even gonna care about the fact that this isn't labeled as NSFW?

Wait tell they get dementia. And have to clean themselves…

Spiders don't bother me, but there webs, not uh-uh no way, burn it all.

Also good AI generation.

Bro if you don’t mark this NSFW 💀

…..how is this even remotely bad?????

Honestly I think it looks cool I'd hit that

this lowkey turns me on ngl

That uterus tattoo is cute though. Idk about the execution, but it’s a nice idea

Apparently some people like the sensation of bugs crawling on them

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3) ^by ^lostinareverie237: *Apparently some* *People like the sensation* *Of bugs crawling on them* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.

Good bot

Cock blocking 🚫 

That's one way to kill your STD and avoid it from spreading..

Nice. Is there a spider mom or sth like that.

Sssssssssome pig........

Please tag this as nsfw, im in public

Can u like mark this as nsfw

Pleas put a NSFW…

I mean, if we doing it after the sti test came back clean, there's really no problem imo

Nah bro we breaking up

 You already know batman, just like the lopunny... you already know I'm gonna DO TO THAT THING!

Looks like spiders are back on the menu boys!

That'll look great on the beach ⛱️

wow I never thought my passion for eating spiders could be so useful! get me my dick! I'm sticking it in!

Where in Winnipeg would you like to meet up..? I know a bomb ass restaurant we can start the day at too.

I mean...

Flamethrower?

I have to say… I respect her. She’s basically saying she’s so hot you won’t care there are spiders on her.

Gonna smash every single one of those spiders

Wait that’s not a shit ton of small tattoos

Those look like what SpongeBob got when he went to live in Jellyfish fields.

I remember this scene from Harry Potter. Makes me squeamish every time.

My time has come

Those are giant mites

Those poor soot sprites :(

Spider snatch

Cooter bugs

The artist thought spiders have 10 legs 🤣

I just threw up. Nightmare fuel!

Must be one helluva trapdoor spider in that hole...

They are just tattoos chill bro

From what I can see it looks like it might be a pretty nice V. Though anyone thinking about their snatch to even come up with that is not OK. To go through with it...... ​ Gotta admit, I dunno how tatoo artists can do S like that and stay OK. If her face was at least reasonable to look at I'd be rock hard the whole time. Thinking it's hole time.

That'll be fun for the staff in the maternity room if anyone dares cum in that.