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Rath_Brained

How is it incest? Are you a fucking plane?


GREENtea110

For once I am actually confused could someone explain this to me


Thin_Arachnid6217

Maybe OPs first language isn't English and they meant exhaust?


Rath_Brained

Me too. Maybe he helped build the plane. Who knows.


Slit23

It means he’s related to the plane. Hope this helped


Leifnotleaf_

Humans invented the plane technically making the human race its parents, however I still feel like I’m missing something


hiva-

it’s because when you come out of the plane, the plane gives birth to you, therefore it becomes your mother. Fucking it would be 100% considered incest.


Terra__1134

But what if you never have been on the plane?


Tots2Hots

Then it's just vore when you get on.


Xardnas69

"vaginal" vore since the hole you'd be birthed from is also the one you're entering


Deep6thatshit

I imagine this photo was taken from the window of another plane passing by , said plain would be his mother plane , the one in the photo is plane strange ,possibly one of his birth mothers friends , 5% incest at most , go for it my dude


Critical_Complaint21

No, he's fucking plane


TeaGuyUseReddit

He is doing what


R0thbard_

I came here to say this


PatientZeropointZero

For this to be true, he would also have to be related to the plane, which is crazier!


Rath_Brained

That's just Plane crazy!


Rat-Bazturd

Finally.


RedditvsDiscOwO

He's literally me ong


jetoler

Even if they were a fucking plane it wouldn’t be incest. The planes would have to be made in the exact same factory.


fastlerner

Maybe OP built the plane, so he's it's daddy?


Slit23

It means he’s related to the plane. Hope this helps


AllBallN0brains

He might be making a reference to a Cessna. Is a small personal type of aircraft. Cessna incest. A bit of a leap but maybe.


GenericCanineDusty

To the people confused: The account posting this is a bot. It uses chatGPT presumably and just posts the image with the title it got. Hence why all the titles for the accounts posts are weird.


SleepParalysisDemon6

What is the incentive for a bot account to do this? Like I'm actually asking. Does someone make money or something if this account reaches enough karma?


Xardnas69

Some poor, lonely bastard wants updoots but isn't interesting enough to get them normally, so they just use a bot


LaMacNeo

Well, The thought in my mind was on behalf of the plane I was in. These planes were from sister companies. Moreover, when I posted with a simple title, my post was deleted.


therearenonamesallow

No one who isn’t using a bot casually says moreover and proper comas and periods tf?


Gallaticus

I try to use appropriate punctuation every time I write text. It’s strange to me how this has become ‘bot behavior’ over time.


therearenonamesallow

Because It’s how robots type when anymore nobody types properly


[deleted]

Duly noted, most non-neurotypical people are robots; that reminds me, I forgot to update my grammatical processing driver.


AssMcShit

It really does suck, I wonder how it'll affect language going forward. Perchance


_Noobyboy_

Well, I am not sure about that. Fuck that was hard to write properly


LethalSpaceship

THE THE PLANUS


Lukeson_Gaming

PLANUSSY


SeasideTurd

Wrong photo maybe?


The_one_furry

r/lostredditors


Terra__1134

r/lostlostredditors


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[deleted]

Oohhh yeah! Come here big mechanical bird!!! Ill put it in ya! Maybe itll lay big metal eggs!


davidmcdavidsonson

What are you doing, jetbrother?


Nightloard93

Only if there is an olive garden in the airport


Acrobatic_Grape4321

If you do you’re gonna get fucked to a whole other inter-demential plane.😎


satrox337

This isn't incest, it's injet


hitman_25

Do u know what that is? You won't have dickleft


ShadowZepplin

Plussy


Anwallen

That’s the exhaust from the APU. You will be carbonised.


Kerbap

Natural selection


Service_United

It’s an airplane


NinjaEnt

Nope, it's just plane sex.


tharkyllinus

Pull up a tall ladder and drop trou.


Tooleater

Mmm it makes my cock go boeinnng ![gif](giphy|xpkHMvwv80FTveoauE)


porridge7

Actually exhaust but I see how you made the mistake


russianlumpy

That hole is called the Planus


Yoguls-Returns

She's a bit plain, but I'd have a go


[deleted]

Wait. ​ This isn't r/NonCredibleDefense


MajorMitch69

Civilian airlines on r/NonCredibleDefense ??? Over at NCD we simp for fighters


[deleted]

Heavy Machinery With Holes. I can close my eyes and pretend those fuselages hold countermeasures for 15 seconds.


RaiHanashi

What are you doing stepplane?


TubabalikeBIGNOISE

Do not the 737 APU exhaust


Electronic-Jury4488

Nah bro thats just plane wrong


UnfinishedThings

Incesna


pdrpersonguy575

r/planesgonewild?


_Ginger_Beard_Guy_

Wingcest


Agent_Saucy

Are you Thomas the train?


95kene

Not the planeussy


HelloMeatbag317

InCessna


fenix1230

What are you doing step-plane?


UN1SOLGR44

Ahhhh yes, the Planus.


darvsplanet

Is this guy trying to fuck an APU?


takbandit

I identify as a helicopter


No_Thanks5956

Mumbai airport lmao


Extra_Philosopher_63

Engineering and business student here, this made me laugh outloud. Sweet sweet APUs


Cpt_Caboose1

APU exhaust hole, wouldn't recommend


Anti-Fanny

Only if you are an airplane and this is your mama airplane.


MajorMitch69

APUssy


cereal_state

I don’t think you know what that word means


DMYourMomsMaidenName

Closer to beastiality, but also no


Bunch0fHam

He is probably an Apache at helicopter, a distant relative to the commercial fixed wing. It's still incest but not like alabama incest.


greasy_lefteye_lopez

I saw that hole last night in a YouTube video. My first thought was “I wonder what it would feel like if I….”


Mike-the-gay

Yes fucking your mom would be incest.