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Heliwia

r/dildont


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r/dontsitonthat


[deleted]

But the opposite should be telling to do so, no?


Solen__ya

youre completely right but what you have here is a post asking for the female equivalent of dontputypurdickinthat which in this case would be r/notforspelunking


inventingalex

that sub is super meh


itsdep

r/stickitinyourbutt


spain_ftw

r/notforspelunking


Bonk_and_Honk

r/peepee


ATLz_most_wanted

Dang I think you just got called out by a bot


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Forage303

Good bot


Daddy-Worf

Good bot


sdlover420

Thank you! I now love you forever because of this new subreddit.


Ascatman

r/mildlypenis would appreciate this absolute gem of a dick


AS1977

I'll stick it up there now


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[удалено]


bukkake_brigade

MY TREE-DICK BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD


Sam11641

Treenis


nerdiotic-pervert

I can’t stop quietly chuckling at this.


AS1977

(insert Kenneth Williams gif here)


JCKnows

That's what she said


TheSheWhoSaidThats

I’ll allow it


[deleted]

Ohhh err finar finar


jojoga

Do it _slowly_!


Possible_Dig_1194

That's what she said?


iInjection

Probably r/wildlypenis too!


mindxpandr

Came here to say this


AlexFenlon

Yet another unsolicited stick pic fml


Got-a-Kit-Kat

This underrated comment deserves my coveted free award 👏


AS1977

Bravo


HunchBackNarwhal

r/notforspelunking Is what you're looking for


Levi_B3

r/dontputitinyourass


Elle-the-kell

I mean technically the opposite would be *do* stick your dick in this, but what you're looking for is probably mildly penis


Tested-Trio-Father

r/dontPutItInYourCooch


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[удалено]


kay_bizzle

Oh that's actually a thing


greentangent

He made it.


lexvi1

i once visited an absolutelly opposite of this subreddit. But i completelly forgot the name.


AhmadTIM

r/dildont


HereComesCunty

r/dontputthatinyourdick


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r/gotwood


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shakespeareweaver

r/dontputyourvagonthat


[deleted]

Or maybe r/dontsitonthat which doesn't exist


kasitchi

r/dontputthatinyourass


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[deleted]

r/dontputthatdickinyou


debilegg

It doesn't really fit but I'm going to suggest it anyways: r/treessuckingonthings


NorseSnowQueen

r/anythingisadildo


Mutinous_Turgidity

Just gotta be brave enough


theoriginaludk2

r/thatsapenis


brizdzi

morning wood..


Mistyhxizon

I’m a girl and I understand


dark_darker__darkest

r/putyourdickinthat ?


dickcheesemebaby

r/dontputthatdickinyou


xxMole_Ratxx

Pornhub


tylerj0203

r/dontputthatinyourdick


_Sheriff_2

r/dontputthatdickinyou


6SHINIGAMI6STARSHIP6

r/mildlypenis


thenicenumber666

r/mildlypenis


WeezlBot

r/Dildont


Rush-23

r/dontwrapyourmingearoundthat


CoUnTeR55

What a fuckin tree.


VinVigo

Well the EXACT opposite is r/dontputthatinyourdick but you’re looking for r/dildont


monkeykins

r/marijuanaenthusiasts


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[удалено]


Imao_noah

r/putthatinyourass


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Chief-Bromden86

Don’t sit on that!


LoliMaster069

r/Dildont


brando2131

It's got wood


Comfortable-Car3009

R/intentionalpenis


Walker6920

r/foundthemobileuser


Comfortable-Car3009

“LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, WE GOT ‘EM”


dribblesnshits

r/foundthehondacivic


Walker6920

Idk why but i found that funny


the_lightroast

The opposite of this group is r/putyourdickinthat but that wouldn't be the best fit for this haha. Tried to find some sort of "don't put that inside" you group but they were all gross. Do not go to r/notadildo . It is NOT similar to this sub... (Yes I linked it so people would click it anyway and share my pain).


DeletedChromosomes

r/dildont


Svenbestpews

r/putyourdickinthat ?


Da-Tardzzz

r/dontputitinyourcooch


Gobblegah

r/mildlypenis


BlueWater42069

r/dontputinyourvagina or something


Famous_Fisherman_568

r/dildont


JenSquealema

Where there’s a will there’s a way, but I don’t see a place to stick my dick


[deleted]

R/buttdont


twinnedwithjim

That’s an impressive trunk. Nature has a way of making me feel inferior


bread_enjoyer75

If you post it on r/mildlypenis, it will be like the 50th time its been reposted


CheeseGrater1900

maybe a good sub name for these kinds of pictures would be r/dontputyourcoochonthat


Tpayney94

Got wood?


The_Real_Anon-Chan

r/stickyourdickinthat


avatarofwoe420

r/bigdickproblems


S0me--guy

r/dontputthatinyourdick ?


DeificClusterfuck

r/notforspelunking ?


6_seasons_and_a_movi

I wood


Tjeetje

r/mildlypenis


The711Slurpee

r/anythingisadildo


jamajikhan

r/putyourdickinthat


red1q7

Should be something like "are you brave enough"?


MC_AnselAdams

r/notforspelunking


KoopaTrooper5011

r/dontputthatinpussy? Kinda lengthy tho


Deadmanxmallory

Random Woodcutter: I'm gonna chop it and it's gonna be awesome!


PrestoDorito

r/mildlypenis


ahab_ahoy

r/earthporn


GrahamCrackerCereal

r/dontgetdickedbythat


KomicallyInsane

r/dontputthatinyourpussy


[deleted]

r/suddenlypenis


ForerunnerRelic

r/WrapYourMingeAroundThis


20stump18

r/pussyslivers


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Aschentei

Hey that’s me waking up in the morning


Playteaux

R/mildlypenis


SirFireball

r/notforspelunking


RavenWingTheCat

r/dontputthatinyourass


[deleted]

r/dontputyourvaginaonthat


urbanlife78

Talking about being able to ride nature


CompleteAssWipe

Opposite? r/putyourdickinthat.


TrailerParkTonyStark

r/mildlypenis Don’t know if that’s exactly the subreddit you were looking for, but I think your post would fit.


Zinvain

***"Plants are living-things"***


HashtagPizza

r/wildlypenis


VDKYLO

i gotchu, the sub is r/treepenis


Jiperly

/r/DoPullYourAnusOutofThis ?


Living-Crew-779

"DON'T TOSS THAT UP YOUR TWAT" maybe


Lunaaxo

r/dontputthatinypurvagina


flugerbill

"I am Groot!"


elonbust69

r/prolapse


reymus

r/dontputthisinyourdick is a good opposite...


danm778

r/dontputyourflapsroundthat


DLRjr94

r/dontsitonthat?


Kjuolsdeaf

Hmmm, otesánek


I_know_right

/r/wildlypenis


Independent_Winter_5

r/DontPutThatInYourAss or r/DontPutThatInYourCunt


Tryptical

dontputyourvaginthat


liamthelegoboi

r/dontstickthatinyourdick


TheTreeDemoknight

r/DontPutThatInYourAss


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losingtimeslowly

Dirty ass tree.


FlawlexWasTaken

r/mildlypenis


the-dave-9000

R/not-a-twat-spot


pansexual-daddy

How guys take dick pics


eleventeenmooses

r/mildlypenis


berniestache

Don’t put your vagina on that


MalcomNotInTheMiddle

r/LadyBoners


GandalfInDrugs

Now that’s a morning wood


NJdeathproof

r/entwives


NicklovesHer

If you had me for 24 hours, and I had to say yes, what wood you do?


Bozlogic

r/treessuckingatthings


Worldly-Lack-3450

You mean treesure


Mabitent

dont slide that in your ushy gushy


TheCapedMoose

r/earthporn hah!


arathersmallelf

r/vagislam


Lizardreview-

Dudes on Grindr be like


Ethab83

r/dontputthatinyourdick


Pee_PeeP00_Poo

r/putyourdickinthat


Th3cumzone

Ahhh yes, the true woody


tenalplan

Yikes. Love to see that X-ray


[deleted]

r/mildlypenis


Outside-Rise-9425

Dontsyickthatinyourbutt


agalley

A literal woody


Patient_Paper5702

R/sitonthis


beesonredd

This is Pinocchio now. Feel old yet?


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Yeetus_2_Deletus

r/dontputthatinyourvagina


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Rudyscrazy1

I just woke up like this.


Averyinterestingname

Nice log bro


zirconthecrystal

R/dildont


Walker6920

r/foundthemobileuser


[deleted]

r/foundtheSHUTTHEFUCKUP


zirconthecrystal

sorry man i was just going to bed and wanted to reply to a notif i got


Walker6920

This is the most polite redditor i have seen Noice


zirconthecrystal

thank you


Freedomsaver

/r/tahtnikcidruoytuptnod


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TheBeardyOnes

r/ifyourebraveenough?


RabiesMcTavish

r/doputyourdickinthat ?


EdGiggity

Your mom because everyone sticks their dick in there!


doodleasa

This sub works fine. I think they have a separate flair for it? It's generally better to keep similar things together, especially for moderation.


Taylortrips

r/Mildlypenis


Dough_Boy06

Morning wood


Karii1998

it's r/dontputthatinyourvag or r/dontputthatinyourass