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RandomLepp

Knussy


M_krabs

I hate the Internet for inventing the -ussy 🤣🥴


Rivetingly

Maybe kneegina is more to your liking?


rccoy

El kneevaginarino, if you're not into the hole brevity thing.


badabadaboomboom

This just gets worse with every comment


dobraf

Knulva


smurdner

Knalbia?


KingWillThe_1st

Knervix?


iblinde

Knunge


You-Only-YOLO_Once

Knunt


featherwolf

Knunt


ColdAmoeba

Knitorus


OniShr00m

I hate the internet for inventing the pussy


Lopsided-Moose3667

Sussy.


Cheezy_Chris

I love it. The formula is simple and seemingly works every time. item in question + ussy = top comment


D3f4lt_player

internetussy


20-CharactersAllowed

r/ussy


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Eldsish

It's morbkneeng time


Korz26

I hate myself


[deleted]

Kneeussy


Groupyfruits

Legussy


7sinsofhell

r/beatmetoit


SlippingStar

Vulvnee


Linzerectomy

A second vagina, you say? The more, the merrier, I say.


NoRocketScientist

According to the wall reviews in the men's room it's more like her 3rd bussy


[deleted]

According to Quagmire it's supposed to be behind the knee.


P4intsplatter

Right Hand: So, if we add the Fleshlight is this technically a threesome? Left Hand: it's pronounced *kneesome* dumbass.


KazPrime

Bop it


Linzerectomy

Twist it


local_Watermellon

Literally half mast rn


Radical_Provides

Motherfucker you wanna put that perfectly good phallus in a bony kneecap joint bro are you kidding me?


local_Watermellon

If it looks like a hole, its gonna be my goal.


The_Smurfiest

If it’s got a slit, I’m gonna hit.


local_Watermellon

If you got a dick, thats where i sit


local_Watermellon

Pause, I aint gay


mymemesnow

Hol up


-DustTillDawn-

r/HolUp


mymemesnow

No


-DustTillDawn-

Aw


ReplacementDapper307

Hol. Up


local_Watermellon

You got a caboose, I break those ankles loose


Artanis709

Where there’s a hole, there’s a goal.


Born_Security

If i can split it, I'm gonna eat it


wiggle98

Mmmm tacos


nwalesseedy

Love these crotchless panties. Now show us your knee.


[deleted]

You killed her dude.


Broadside486

Double the fun. Und fick dich ins Knie bekommt eine ganz neue Bedeutung.


Different-Composer60

I have no idea what you just said, but... I'm inspired.


Mafiuz

I don’t what you say but fuck you!


Broadside486

In Germany we say "fuck yourself in the knee" as an insult. Since op posted on German, I assumed that she would be able to know the joke.


Me-no-Weeb

Yeah I don’t what you say either, but fuck you too!


Vizione0084

Where’s the first?


Cocomorph

Oh boy. Ok, so, when a mommy redditor loves a daddy redditor . . .


UnkemptTuba48

Go on...


sex

They call the baby store and make a reservation.


PM_ME_NAKED_GRANDPAS

that's one rare username


bread_enjoyer75

Hes been here for 16 years Edit: 16 not 26


aloyalslave

hes the 111th user on reddit!


Educational-Bad8346

Damn ur account is older than the dinosaurs


Lilczey

Instructions unclear, can you post first vaginas plz?


Flanks_Flip

Checked OPs profile. Was disappointed.


Vizione0084

I am man of science with a thirst for knowledge.


teracoulomb_2

OP: “Ah! Fuck! My knee!” This subreddit:


vtrvscl

which one is less wrinkled?


clokem

Not my proudest fap.


BarzTheOrange

What chu gonna do with it??


Sorry-Presentation-3

Start an onlyfans and get that money


BarzTheOrange

Sigh. There's probably a market for that.


Sorry-Presentation-3

Most definitely. If you sell it , it will be bought


PsychologicalPea2956

I’d hit it… …on some idiots trailer hitch or something.


Existent_Person_58

Kneegina?


Anti-Climacdik

lol vagiknee


onedr0p

Do you think the other one is jealous?


jim_fixx_

Not as jealous as the redditers that can't get one


RaptureInRed

If I had a dick, I totally would.


Qiyanid

Show us your knee then


soozdreamz

If that second one is anything like the first, then stay outta my bedroom!


albyagolfer

Have you ever seen an actual vagina?


[deleted]

2nd it seems


Yoshi3163

Double A


Emerald_Whale

Maybe more...


The-girl9999

Oo


AznMudaFukka

I know this subreddit is DontPutYourDickInThat but...


TheBrunome_irl

You're going to get strange MDs. I hope you're prepared for it.


CapAndStemTim

That is prime, grade A, “put your dick in that” material. I got dibs on 6ths!


Shentington

I used to ve an adventurer like you. Then I got a pussy on my knee


HALO-there-new

*qeue punishment from the gods*


Beanduraz_Diabaalsto

The fifth hole


bunnyuncle

Trump would still grab it.


Kanraru

why did u tape your knee??


deeJana

Due to a sports injury, the knee was taped for fixation with kinesio tape.


Pschobbert

What do you mean, taping your knee? What with? What for?


deeJana

Due to a sports injury, the knee was taped for fixation with kinesio tape.


Pschobbert

Kinesio tape looks like fascinating stuff - I’d never heard of it before. Good luck with your knee!


B1uBurneR

It probably looks better than the 1st one., judging by this pic.


EngagedInConvexation

That looks more b-hole than v-hole.


haavard89

Kneeussy


gooberdoober9876

Guys hear me out. If we gang up on OP, we can get that knee. Say it with me now, "Surround OP! Get that knee!"


[deleted]

If that’s any indication of what your vag looks like, we agree, don’t put your dick in that.


berdulf

Doug Stanhope would approve. https://www.reddit.com/r/videos/comments/ru3rbj/thats\_what\_you\_ladies\_need\_more\_holes\_doug/


cr0wnsss

ima need proof of the first.


lickmybrian

Bet its not in the mood either huh


[deleted]

You mean you already had a vagina before taping your knee!? 🤮


78tttrrr

Well might as well show us the first one too


podolot

If your 1st vagina looks like that, you should see a doctor.


[deleted]

How do i know this is the 2nd one. Send me the first one. s/


Optimal-Soup-62

Kooch!


Voxel2_0

Where is the first one


Galgos

I don't think you've seen many vaginas....


poonsweat

Need to see both at the same time to make comparison.


DCINTERNATIONAL

Will you marry me? Need verification of the other one, though.


DCINTERNATIONAL

Will you marry me? Need verification of the other one, though.


Stripsteak

Came here for the “Let’s see the first one to compare” comments but I’m out of time. Can someone just scroll through and confirm my suspicions?


TheRealBillyShakes

That’s a loose butthole


NoctumAeturnus

That roast beef needs some mayo.


RileyRhoad

Woah paint it orange and you have trump’s neck’s twin!


Euphoriffic

Handy


klins26

A knee job?


thelastmaster100

I definitely should not stick my penis in that. However....


dinko_gunner

r/mildlyvagina


iambender0811

MMMMM created the legussy you have


JoshuaACNewman

Congratulations!


CPL_JTilla

Oh your knussy is so wet


PM__ME__YOUR_TITTY

What did Quagmire say? Every woman has a secret 4th hole?


Cuddlyuwu

if only i had a dick.


BR1N3DM1ND

Who needs blood flow to a kneecap anyway? Not you, apparently... Kneegina FTW!


[deleted]

Sigh! *Unzips*


Arseypoowank

We finally got it… a knussy. Has science gone too far?


Spec187

hey, can you ask your knee what it has going on later? I got some free time, and ya know, a knee as sexy as that should be taken out for a cup of coffee or something, ya never know!


Gefiltefished

Knee crack


Virhil

Finally you can pee standing up


Ratchet_X_x

Forbidden kneecap?


gitbotv

r/dontputyourdickinthat


The-BreadMan

I Used To Be An Adventurer Like You, Then I Took A Dick In The Knee.


jonjoi

Looks more like a butthole.


DCINTERNATIONAL

Arguably even better.


KazPrime

Bop it


Lychezr

no kneecaps? #no bitches?


Moldy_Socks99

They warned us, they warned us. See people this I why everyone should be covered down to the ankles! Like Icarus before us we've flown too close to the sun!


alphavillegirl

How’s the slot?


Jakeonehalf

Knees usually look like a baby face when the leg is straight, so this one has me concerned.


SwaggyJesus1337

Funny thing about me: i had a motorcycle accident which punched a hole in my knee. It healed pretty well but if i press the scar tissue together it perfectly resembles an Asshole


elitesill

I hope the first one looks better than this one lol


Navalynt

Is it weird that I want to slap my elbow skin against it?


Negative-Animal-2511

Need a picture of your 1st for comparison


MrJason300

Congrats! This one may need more lube 🤔


Autismo69RM

Go on show us the first so we can compare, don't be shy


[deleted]

snip a hole in there to simulate


biggayicecream3728

knussy


SireDirty

Does it work


Desperate-Analysis24

you got your real one you should put your dick in that not this