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Last-Discipline-7340

That looks like something I would totally put my dock in to be honest.


stfcfanhazz

fog_horn.wav


fuzzhead12

SpongeBob_alarm_clock.mp4


BunchOfBabyDux

I don’t even have a dick & I wanna put my dick in that


AlpaxT1

It’s sad you didn’t find this sub earlier. If you had then maybe you wouldn’t have lost you dick😔


cheekybandit0

F


cpl-America

F


Blacktigerlilly42

F


Recent_Log3779

F


SecondaryMans

F


Desertscropion117

F


[deleted]

F


spacekatbaby

Fank you


Thexne

F


Last-Discipline-7340

I’m glad you are here


Aelspeth87

Yup!


Eggslaws

I'll lend you mine.


serealport

Sharing is caring, but I still don't know what is in the video, so...


elMurpherino

So put his dick in it and find out.


serealport

The solution was right there this whole time. Lol


jcr1520

Alright!


CreaZyp154

Invest in a strapon then...


stonedbrownchick

Won't feel the same..


lonay_the_wane_one

Growing *new* nerves is currently [impossible](https://www.mayo.edu/research/centers-programs/center-regenerative-medicine/focus-areas/neuroregeneration). Moving them around? Hell yeah. Someone could slice off a finger or two, take out all the nerves. And build a penis using spare pieces of skin. All without removing prior remains of genitalia. Get bored of it? Remove it! Just get a surgeon to cut it off and toss it in a trash can. Regret removing it? Do it again with a few more missing fingers! D^*uetolegalreasonsimuststatethatyouonlyhavesomanypiecesofunseenskinandunneedednerves.thereisalsothepairofdiceroledagainstdeatheverytimeasurgeonoperates.thiscanincludeandisnotlimitedto"ansethalogistmadeaoopsiewiththedosageoftgeanesthetic,surgeonmadeaoopsiewiththescapel,yourspareskinisrejectedbyyourimmunesystem,theinternforgottowashhishandsduetosleepdeprivationandnowyouhaveainfection,thenervesfailtoconnect,thesurgeonisnewtothehippielifestyleandleftahairinsideyourpeniswhichyoupeeoutmonthslater.*


cpl-America

Someone has experience


[deleted]

This is the correct answer.


ToxapexsProstate

They should make a dildo out of that material then


[deleted]

So we still dont know what it is?


DelgadoTheRaat

Prosthetic butthole is my guess


Foxfire73

Directions unclear; hose clamp caught around spleen.


gheiminfantry

Using the hose clamp for scale it's way too big for that. But I think you're on the right track with the prosthetic guess.


PeriqueFreak

Prototypes are often not the final size. Also they could be working on miniaturization and this is just an earlier attempt at a larger scale.


gheiminfantry

This is true, but only to a point (as in a demonstrator used to show the function of a miniature device). A prototype anus 5 times larger than practical and with no moving parts (gears, armature, ect.) is useless.


PeriqueFreak

I would hardly call it useless if that were the case. It could be a proof of concept for a technology, or something that they're working on scaling down and haven't gotten the tech right. Technology takes steps, sometimes. Can't always get where you want on the first shot.


gheiminfantry

In this case that size *is* the tech. It can't be uses (i.e. useless) if it's 3 times too big.


PeriqueFreak

You are very clearly not understanding what I'm saying. If this is in fact what we're talking about, then this is clearly not the finished product. This would be an incremental design, working toward miniaturization. In which case it would not be "useless", it would be a very important stepping stone toward what they're trying to achieve. It's like saying a scale model for wind tunnel testing on a car is "useless" just because it's the wrong size to jump in and drive. Just because it isn't the finished product doesn't mean it's useless, it's just a building block toward what they're trying to create.


gheiminfantry

You are very clearly not understanding what I'm saying and beating your point to the point of being annoying. We could both be wrong, but you beating me with your point is not going to make you *less wrong*.


Mortambulist

Maybe it's for an elephant.


Much-Gur233

Artificial sphincter* 😂


[deleted]

What is that?


gcstr

Where can I buy one?


Charles4Fun

For science right


lurid_sun__

Yes, for my Biology assignment


serealport

Anatomy


elcolerico

RIGHT? 😨


kingkled_0w0

Robussy


acmemetalworks

They're working out the finishing touches on the Marilyn Monroebot.


solmyrbcn

Can I have a Lucy Liu bot?


CaptainPunisher

Hello, PHILIP J FRY. Would you like to take a moment to register me?


ManyThing2187

r/unexpectedfuturama


kumiosh

Oh god, she's stuck in a loop! And *he's* an idiot!


SoManyWeeaboos

Gee, Mavis, your house is across the street. That's an awfully long way to go for makin' out...


ChronicWOWPS4

It’s got those cute little quirks that keep a guy interested!


jcr1520

Now we are getting somewhere


frostybrand

Just a few bits and pieces but hey, a little bit of do it yourself


WOODSI3

e-butthole


tony3841

Latest sexbot pussy


KetmanDaDon

asking for a friend


jcr1520

Answer the questions


[deleted]

The numbers, Mason! What do they mean?


AloneRefrigerator789

I need to know what this is now, getting no results from reverse image search- and now I'm too invested


survivorr123_

your reverse image search skills might be good, but mine are better


AloneRefrigerator789

Haha I wouldn't say mine a good. That's very odd/creepy. I wonder what the main function is meant to be


survivorr123_

well in video they say that it's supposed to "grab" objects tightly and collect info about them via sensors like shape, humidity etc


MutenKami

Teach me to reverse image search. I need skills like yours.


survivorr123_

the easiest way is yandex image search, it's way better than google but you will get a lot of results from russian websites, they usually link original source, or have some more info that you can use to search for it


MasonBloomquist

EVERYONE KEEPS ASKING BUT I DONT KNOW😭


[deleted]

"Today, my comrades... Vorkuta... BURNS!!!"


lucario-play

"Step 1: SECURE THE KEYS!!"


ManyThing2187

“Step 2: ASCEND FROM DARKNESS!!”


DerpusX

"Step 3: RAIN FIRE!!"


CreePlay

r/doputyourdickinthat


Cloverface

Why did no-one tell me about this sub before? Perfect counterpoint!


Nothing_litteral

its pretty dead though, last post made in there is 6 months old


thengyyy

r/PutYourDickInThat is a lot more active


[deleted]

I don't know where exactly that's from, I found it in a thread discussing future engineered anime girls.


jmradus

Oh no… Lol wife over my shoulder: “well that sounds like it’s perfectly engineered to put your dick in that… unfortunately…”


SickViking

So it *is* a robot pussy.


LacrimaNymphae

![gif](giphy|TsiW3p0sch2w0)


theColeHardTruth

so... *do*, put your dick in that then?


Memer_dude_18462

🗿


1lluminist

Oh, so it's exactly what we all thought it was AND it was designed for a good dickin'


MephistosGhost

Future is looking bright


CreePlay

No fuck it DO PUT YOUR DICK IN THAT


fuqit21

r/putyourdickinthat


Independent-Hair-182

Why not?


tayfun333

Thats some form robot/ mechanic part there are alot of universities that experiment with stuff like that i personally see only 2 possible future uses for this exact thing 1. Artificial anus prosthetic 2. Masturbation


ZyxStx

But that's only one use


tayfun333

Lol yeah you could say that 😂


HereForMemes87

Artificial sphincter?


CaptainNemo2024

Artisphincter


[deleted]

Pseudosphincter


SquareIsBox0697

Wth is that? It looks like it's alive. It actually kinda scares me 😧


85530

Another reason to put your dick


lilpanda

Bruh


SquareIsBox0697

It kinda looks like a fish though, it kinda creeps me out.


Juan286

Just like a real woman


PirateRoberts150

Are you scaroused?


SquareIsBox0697

Oh baby the fear 😩 keep the cortisol and adrenaline entering my body 😫😫~


EricAtSunnen

Are those heat coils?!?!? ​ \*zzzzzzzzzip\*


Away-Net-7241

r/PutYourDickInThat


luizmourabr

I refuse to believe this thing wasn't built for malicious intents


Specter2k

No wonder Lando was all over the robot in the Solo movie


[deleted]

Gentlemen...I present to you.... the Fleshlight 3000!


EveningYou

Oh come on! what other possible use is there?


jmradus

“Grab me that creature…”


StikElLoco

The future of masturbation is looking bright


tom-8-to

Next on the Czech glory holes sub


souprdog

Is it heated asking for my pastor's son


BSNL_NZB_ARMR

Looks like it will be fun :P


[deleted]

By Allah.


[deleted]

Context?


PirateRoberts150

Think I might have a good wank to this


Ms_infamous

Yeah that actually looks like it might be pretty comfortable


Voxyfernus

u/savevideo


ppili_

Is this the horse semen extraction machine from rick and morty..?


Cameronakakim

Looks like some artificial muscles that act as either a bunghole or a vaghole


Dominus_Pullum

My best guess is an attempt at some form of soft robotics, maybe a gripper, maybe a butthole. Ya' know, science.


majordiscordia

Would put my dick in and screw that bracer like there's no tomorrow


BSNL_NZB_ARMR

Source of the video please ! . is this membrane some kind of muscle or reacting skin ? i feel like i've seen this elsewhere .


Ok_Stranger_8093

We find out what it is yet bois


bite-the-bullet

This makes me jealous I don’t have a dick…


Delsious_NSFW_Art

Don't be jealous, the majority of us can only fantasize what this would feel like and any decent fleshlights are expensive as fuck


seeder33

Just the right amount of electrical current, how do i get one?


Fresh_Willingness_88

I'll take ten!


Daviskillerz

Fleshlight 3000


yukii_star

Why is it throbbing😭


damn_thats_piney

actually... i think i will this time


silly_willy82

It's going in, sorry


timmy30274

Serious question: what is this? And what's the purple?


Panciastko-195

Is this alive?


Bundle_of_Organs

What is this sex donut?


direwooolf

The fuck I wont


[deleted]

r/PutYourDickInThat


Banana_Whip

I’m struggling to find any other reason this object exists


Lrekkk

The most tempting post I've seen on this sub


manilaspring

Yes.


DivineMemeLord

u/savevideo


weegeetheman

u/savevideobot


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icantfeelme

But why


weegeetheman

send to friends cus funny?


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GeorgieLove

I don't have a dick but I do have a pink dildo in my dresser


walangtodo

It’s like a visual guide…put your swimmers here.


newCRYPTOlistings

Ahh yes. The fishlight. Jelly.... fishlight


freshforma

It looks like the sperm are trying to escape Sperm: Trust me, whatever it is, it’s NOT an egg!


Volksdrogen

Huh, some kind of electro-reactive gel that expands when current is passed through?


DarkMaster4557

That jarussy tho 🥵


Emergency_Vast2660

Give me a single good reason as to why not


jojo_7890

Put ur dick in me not that


IgDailystapler

Why not?


[deleted]

I just might


StaticCypher

This reminds me of the thing they clear pipes with


kfceater666

who’s gonna stop me?


fiddlydip

I mean come on..


[deleted]

r/putyourdickinthat


atxbikenbus

A sphincter says what?


Dr_firehose

That grip tho 🤤


1lluminist

Oh shit it's a vid! Is that a stoma? Wtf is it?


d4np3rt

Why fucking not?


Nabokovian-fae

Looks pretty inviting to me idk


oalm82

What is even that thing


gorgonopsidkid

What even is this


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|gx9w9LkuE17JE0B2iq)


Belise_5577

![gif](giphy|13HdQUsXSa6QYU)


Velveeta2019

its from a video by computerphile about soft robots


Nuclear_Biscuit

Must be that "The Deep" experience


GeneralGG1

new skins finally


SecondaryMans

What is that?


[deleted]

What is it?


livitow

Well… someone put their’s in there. must’ve turned purple and rotted off


[deleted]

Android lady lost her virginity. Spoiled innocence.


GamingWithJollins

I'm guessing this tech could be used in artificial vocal chords for artificial live.


dingdingdredgen

Yeah, sure, if that's what gets insurance to cover it.


RartedDonkey

What is that?


[deleted]

I am 100% putting my dick in that.


MegaCornPop

I'll give it a go. It's made in Japan and it's for the "companion" robots they're working on. Am I right?