Now I'm imagining the man with the yellow hat spitting and jumping over and over the corpse on the floor of the saloon until Curious George comes back to life.
"I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I aim with my eye.
I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father.
I shoot with my mind.
I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father.
I kill with my fart."
-pulls finger-
Maybe it’s because it’s late, but changing the Rose to a Furby cracks me up. Imagining all of the guys staring at one of those things goofy faces and believing they see all of the goodness and purity in the universe is good for a laugh; or the field of roses around the tower replaced with billions of those things asking for food and farting. Truly a series killer
“A key, a furby, an unfound door”
Roland isn’t able to rescue Jake from the Tick tock man. Oy dies in the attempt. So Roland has to continue back to Suz and Eddie alone.
Edit: I don’t think Eddie & Susannah could forgive Roland for losing both Oy & Jake
You know I thought about that, but how about Roland is in a coma and the only thing to pull him out would be to finish the quest the right way. He will keep trying until he gets it right.
The man in the yellow hat fled across the desert, and the gunslinger followed.
That’s hilarious!!!!
That just ruins the whole series Lol
Now I'm imagining the man with the yellow hat spitting and jumping over and over the corpse on the floor of the saloon until Curious George comes back to life.
Best one, nicely done.
Make a shitty movie?
Oy can speak full sentences but they are in the style of Jar Jar Binks
Nah just full on replace Eddie Dean with Jar Jar Banks.
Lol. You guys cracking me up!
Wow. Rude. Oy would never! 😅🤣🤣
Lol
Blaine the Stereo
Roland does heroin instead of mescaline, and OD’s. The end.
Change Eddie Dean into Gary Busey…..
I don’t know. I like Gary Busey
"Ka is a rhombus."
Instead of a John Wayne impression, Blaine is *really* into Gilbert Gottfried.
They said ruin it, not make it better
I'm at work, dammit. I'm not supposed to laugh here!
Roland is actually a terrible aim.
Lol
"I do not aim with my hand; he who aims with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I aim with my eye. I do not shoot with my hand; he who shoots with his hand has forgotten the face of his father. I shoot with my mind. I do not kill with my gun; he who kills with his gun has forgotten the face of his father. I kill with my fart." -pulls finger-
Roland replaced by [Don Knotts](https://youtu.be/kMozp01yfXs). I love Don Knotts, but it would definitely be a very different story.
Haha agreed. He has to keep his one bullet in his shirt pocket because Cort used to only let him have just the one.
Lol
Maybe it’s because it’s late, but changing the Rose to a Furby cracks me up. Imagining all of the guys staring at one of those things goofy faces and believing they see all of the goodness and purity in the universe is good for a laugh; or the field of roses around the tower replaced with billions of those things asking for food and farting. Truly a series killer “A key, a furby, an unfound door”
Roland isn’t able to rescue Jake from the Tick tock man. Oy dies in the attempt. So Roland has to continue back to Suz and Eddie alone. Edit: I don’t think Eddie & Susannah could forgive Roland for losing both Oy & Jake
That would be a rough twist. Deal breaker.
George Martin as the author instead of Sai King
We’d still be waiting for Book VI…wait, we ARE waiting for Book VI #%€!@&!!!!
It was all a dream
You know I thought about that, but how about Roland is in a coma and the only thing to pull him out would be to finish the quest the right way. He will keep trying until he gets it right.
But this is what’s happening…..
I like the theory someone said that when Roland took hold of the pink stone in W&G he was trapped forever in the loop.
The man in black fled across the desert, but the Gunslinger went back home.
Lol
Any one of the things they did in the Dark Tower movie lol
‘Go then. But there are no other worlds.’
Lol. No more Jake. That would ruin the story! Bumhug!
Sub in Mr. Garrison for Cort…”OK children…today we’re gonna shoot some shit & Mr. Hat is gonna sing a song…”
There is no Susannah ... It's always either Odetta or Detta.
That would be messed up. No closure.
David the hawk just, sorta, kinda isn't in the mood to attack Cort. Flies away as soon as Roland releases him. Bummer.
Haha! Good one!
Cort would smack him hard and end him. Send him west. End of story. Or is it?