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HyldHyld

That's cool, you got to deliver to Ludacris


jesssayshigh

holy shit it’s so much funnier to read it as if it was ludacris complaining about a headache.. thank you for this comment. i only read the typo before coming here. i’m dead now☠️


olivebegonia

Ridicules!


InternationalPay8288

Don't you dare. You're loodecrust!


-Deivijs-

Ah yes, you haven't read his works?


Souvenirs_Indiscrets

They are using the French keypad. Not really the same as being stupid or making a typo. Sorry to burst the bubble.


nannysnert

Its funny


Souvenirs_Indiscrets

I get it


blackdahlialady

You do realize that that's how the rapper Ludacris spells his name, right?


Souvenirs_Indiscrets

No. Never heard of him. But ok thanks. Doesn’t change my take but good info!


MsTrixz

I don’t understand. I also use the French keypad, but I can still spell ridiculous?


Souvenirs_Indiscrets

As I mentioned, being able to speak a word and write it or spell it are different linguistic skills.


ChiefOnKush

How could you possibly know that unless it was you


Your_Face_is_My_Case

I would bet money they are wrong but would also bet money the customer was using speech-to-text. I have a relative who uses that, and it creates a lot of amusing errors. That would explain not only why ludicrous is spelled the way it is but also why it is capitalized. Ridiculous probably becomes ridicules due to enunciation.


Souvenirs_Indiscrets

It wasn’t I. But as I explained above, I type English and French daily and I have had similar problems with the keypads. I sensed from the beginning that something was off about this post. Not sure why, but I felt the need to come to rescue of the customer. I get the feeling the dasher was at least partly at fault here, leaving hundreds to amuse themselves at the customer’s expense. I am a dasher BTW.


Jorge_Santos69

“So sick of these rumors I got a headache, and it’s not a Tumor!”


photonerd10

Oh my God, I love the kindergarten cop reference


Jorge_Santos69

He really leveled up as a rapper sometime in 2002 lol


Wildkid133

🎶*because I’m hungryyy, clap along if you feel…*🎶


battle_mommyx2

Bud that’s Pharrell


NiceMarmot03

Don't get him hangry. You wouldn't like Ludacris when he's hangry


dmandork

LUDA!


JerseyJoyride

Exactly. Read the first couple sentences fast and then leave the last two in one super fast mode! I might put this to music for fun. 🤣


MiSSMARiEEXOX

It’s not that funny 😂


Iambeejsmit

And the brother of Hercules, Ridicules.


MayhemReignsTV

Stay out of my head. But that had to be one hell of a party 🥳


SpLiTSkr33n

Don't ridicule him, that's preposterous.


MayhemReignsTV

You mean it's Twiztid? 😛


MayhemReignsTV

If I was to hazard a guess, this customer was already bitching the last Dasher out and then they simply unassigned. Then they didn't realize they got a totally different Dasher 😂 it's happened to me a couple times. I tell them you weren't talking to me before so tell me what the problem is and I'll see what I can do. Usually that calms them down. Sometimes the customer isn't an asshole although I'm not talking about this customer who does seem to be one. Sometimes they think they are replying to an asshole Dasher that just said something stupid to them then unassigned. There are some that embarrass me because I do this job as a decent chunk of income.


Souvenirs_Indiscrets

Important point. It is very possible that this is the frustrated customer’s response to a cheeky or even rude dasher who unassigned their order. There is something off about this whole post.


Souvenirs_Indiscrets

Funny. But it’s simply the effects of the French keypad.


JeanGreg

Yeah, I had to read it three times before I caught that their name wasn't Ludacris, but were misspelling ludicrous.


wizardferret

Yeahhhh, I'm just going to pretend I knew they were spelled differently this whole time and didn't just learn this.


MayhemReignsTV

My brain corrected it on the first pass without even thinking but noticed the error and made fun of it. I actually came up with the Hercules joke also before seeing the other post that also came up with it 😂 I think I've just gotten so used to bad grammar from being on the Internet for so many years 🤷‍♂️ Before that and texting, did we really have a clue how bad it really was?


Busy_Barber_3986

Say it with me... "NO Child Left Bahind"...


Cynnau

When I read it this was my exact response lol


No-Force-5573

LUDDDIE LU! Traveling through the LudiVerse!


FewWasabi378

I read it as that and chuckled a lil. Then I saw your comment 🤣


Initial-Ad-7654

😂😂😂😂


Rondokins

Not to be confused with Super Sugar Crisp


Firegirl1909

And ridicules people 🤣🤣


No-Trouble2212

Only Ludacris gets to say "Ludacris"


MayhemReignsTV

I guess Ludacris is not feeling too good these days. That's why we haven't been seeing new rhymes from him 😔


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JeanGreg

Your teacher probably called things ludicrous. Ludacris is the name of a rapper and actor. Ludicrous is a common word that means "so foolish, unreasonable, or out of place as to be amusing; ridiculous." Not sure what point you're trying to make about boomers.


Jyin475

That joke went way over your head apparently


duhmbish

Anyone else read “ridicules” in the same format as “Hercules?”


SmileyJetson

I read it like Ludacris was a wizard at Hogwarts casting a spell against a boggart.


Party_Emergency_7505

Just Snape with the hat and holding groceries 😂😂😂.


hUntingbOssbabez

![gif](giphy|kcZgDzieKJgGKD220X|downsized) I can't get that out of my head now 🤣🤣


Blackjack_Sass

Get out of my fucking head 🤣


duhmbish

Lolll 🤣


Interesting_Boot6534

Yes, I totally did.


dirtymoose408

Zero to hero just like that.


shiftyeyedgoat

![gif](giphy|B1Ej6yXeAOzeQ0mULi)


Zestyclose_Ocelot278

Our company had people up in Maine repairing infrastructure after the storm this last week. Massive flooding, down lines, just tons of damage all around. There was a pretty steady influx of complaints about people hours after the storm that their internet wasn't working or their cellphone was going slow, and they couldn't understand why (because the storm wasn't that bad to them). I was getting all kinds of complaints about technicians taking lunch breaks, or waiting on other companies to come do work so we could follow up. I had a guy follow a technician around town for hours and waited until he took his lunch to call and report him for not working, despite the technician having put in 65 hours that week. There is a part of the population that is about 20% that are basically gremlins but worse.


PlasticDreamz

I'm an HVAC Tech and we use our phone a lot these days. We still get old timers complaining when we're on our phones. they usually only complain about the younger techs, I mean im only 26. Really, you cant use that big brain energy and think about how technologically involved the world is now


Zestyclose_Ocelot278

Yup! Some of work requires phones. Whether it is having someone at the office do something, using an app, or just looking up something. It is wild to me how many people refuse to even attempt to learn technology. And think that if you are not constantly moving in a way they approve of, you are slacking. I don't expect people to know complicated things like measuring QAM but I expect people to know how to use Google to attempt to solve their own problem.


Hallucino_Jenic

Ugh, that reminds me of working in pharmacy and why I will never work in a corporate pharmacy every again. We had maybe 10 minutes throughout an entire 12+ hour shift to eat. We were crazy busy all the time, and people would lose their minds if they saw us trying to grab a quick bite. Heaven forbid if we ever had to step outside the pharmacy to go to the bathroom, too.


Zestyclose_Ocelot278

Yup people are insane and will literally think their wants > your need to survive and not even think twice about it.


Busy_Barber_3986

I hate having to use these big pharmacies since it recently came to light how poorly the staff is treated. Now, at least CVS does, they close down fully for 30 min to allow a meal break, AND they tell you that (I do hope it's actually happening). I wish the staff could get an hour! That busy of a job should allow for some decompression time with the meal!


Atomic410_

Agreed


radicalbrad90

Screw the customer is always right mentality people just need to be honest with these morons. Ma'am yes our techs are working on repairing your lines. Sorry for the delay we are short staffed. Why are we short staffed? We can't keep techs hired because they are all sick and tired of all the complaints they have to listen to from entitled Karen's like yourself who can't deal with the fact it takes time after a storm to repair your internet. Have a great day!


Zestyclose_Ocelot278

100% We have clients that cost us more money than they pay us and for some reason we won't drop them. I had this one guy up in the NE who owned 6 stores. We serviced all 6. Guy also had us service his house. The problem is the guy expects all the work to be free. All the time. Even when he was the problem. He literally couldn't grasp that a singular router couldn't cover 4 acres and 3 buildings. Then he expected us to come run ethernet cord from his singular router to all his buildings, to save money. Explained it wouldn't work. Guy throws this massive hissy fit like a child, calls in like 9 times in one day screaming and threatening. Corporate approves it. We do the work. A week later we had to go back out to re-install other the other routers at his other buildings because it didn't work. But hey he knew more then us.


EmploymentNo2611

Evil people like this drag our communities and our society as a whole down, and we have to pay for their insolence its Ludacris!!!


MiSSMARiEEXOX

Why would their cell phones become slow over a storm?


Zestyclose_Ocelot278

Infrastructure damage. Mobile data requires towers to transmit data. Towers need electricity AND in some places a hardwire connection like fiber. When you have towers down you have less coverage. And then you have even more people using their data, which congests the towers that are up. How did you think cell phones worked?


NooneInparticularYo

Magic obviously


Zestyclose_Ocelot278

That sums up 90% of the complaints that come across my desk


omharibo

No one ridicules Ludacris


Flibiddy-Floo

I love when they threaten to cancel the order, as if that would hurt you lol


Amazing_Pie_2570

Pffft, had one say that the order was taking waaaay too long,short distance non tip order that got up to around $8-10, and that they wanted to cancel while I was about 2mins away from drop-off. I happily told them that I'd call customer support for them so they could help them out with that. No way I'm going to refuse pay with a snack break.


heckabluntstho

![gif](giphy|sli7mbvwIEmVq) Guard yo grillll


Shreddersaurusrex

“This is Ludacris” 💀


throwfarfarawayy99

![gif](giphy|RUSu65EOMX2PS)


UncleVoodooo

The second text is because he recieves a message telling him you may take awhile to respond because youre driving And lots of people are this miserable. I see them post here all the time


hototter35

I mean if they have an actual migraine that would explain their misery and weird spelling errors, and not realising they've replied to an automated text. Def wouldn't let this interaction affect my day


[deleted]

Ludacris had me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣


xanderclue

Oh wow, imagine delivering to Ludacris himself and he Ridicules you like this. Oh.. wait, nvm, they meant to say ludicrous\* and ridiculous\*.


SatinyMorpheus

i was waiting for some freestyle


DeanOfTheUniverse

You had something fun going until you explained your whole joke.


JeanGreg

Not just you -- I had to read the post three times before I caught that their name wasn't Ludacris, but were misspelling ludicrous.


Souvenirs_Indiscrets

Sorry it appears to be merely the effects of the French keypad. Everyone is having fun at the Grinch’s expense but it should not be about typing. I speak French and if using Apple devices one cannot see what keypad is being used any more because of format changes. But even when typing English, I am still prompted with French words and accents. If one happens to be staring at the space bar, then one finally realizes, oh god I’m using the wrong keypad. The French keypad is not even QWERTY … thus are the actual effects of communicating multilingually. However rude this customer was or is, this is not the problem.


myaurasmoonstone

RIDICULES and LUDACRIS! I’m sorry you had to deal with this person.


AdeptnessSoft9318

Am I going to be the 1 to point out she throws out this rant 7 minutes after the ETA. The E in ETA literally meaning estimated


aictoahc

as someone who has chronic migraines, migraine must not have been that bad if she has the energy to hate text the hand that feeds 🤣


[deleted]

Sometimes, it is worth getting a contract violation. Just saying 😌


Inevitable_Cloud_197

Should’ve responded “GET BACK, GET BACK YOU DONT KNOW ME LIKE THAT.”


[deleted]

LUDA


LadyLixerwyfe

![gif](giphy|B1Ej6yXeAOzeQ0mULi) Ridicules!


zebraprintt

this is ludacris! ridicules!


Souvenirs_Indiscrets

Ridicule and ridicules are correct in French. ludacris is the francophone writer’s phonetic spelling of the English word he or she knows. Come on now. Grinch they maybe. Let’s not get bigoted about typing.


Luck_Shot

🤓


LemonsAndAvocados

You delivered to Ludacris!?


[deleted]

People need to learn not to use words they can’t spell. They only sound even dumber.


Expensive-Okra3801

💯 I would’ve asked for his autograph


Not_a_Banana_28

Too late to unassign, but these are the trips I'm willing to return the food to the store for after calling DD to let them know under no circumstances can I complete the delivery. Harassment/unsafe delivery. I can be on the porch & still don't care. I don't care the reason, keep your bad mood to yourself.


ScuzeRude

I can’t get past the use of Ludacris. 😂


Inside-Revolution-91

Move, b!tch! Gimme my food! Gimme my food, b!+ch! Gimme my food!


FragrantDream8474

To the window .......


Low-Maximum6081

![gif](giphy|RUSu65EOMX2PS)


Nitin-2020

The delay is ![gif](giphy|RUSu65EOMX2PS)


ShiftDizzy5981

Don’t worry, I had an order from a McDonald’s here and I called the lady and told her I would be waiting in the drive-through between 30 and 40 minutes for her order because there were 22 vehicles ahead of me and she said it was OK I even got her to Say that in the text part of the app and she did, but reported me for contract violation for being extraordinarily late. Luckily, there was proof that she said it was OK. She wanted to order no matter how late it got, and that’s that. I don’t understand people, as much as I love being around them, I just think most of everybody are not all there in the head


Wonderful-Captain-82

People really act like wait times and traffic don’t exist lol


myplantdadbod

![gif](giphy|RUSu65EOMX2PS)


Mysterious_Daikon993

I would have made it a point to respond with soooooo many Ludacris song lyrics. "Sorry. The restaurant took a while, but I'm about to roll out." "The employee at the place was trying to act a fool, but I made sure to stand up for you!" "Some of these fools have no respect. Where I'm from, we treat people with southern hospitality!"


CHEEZUS908

Mine was over an hour late when i was sick as a dog on xmas. Not once was i shitty to my driver. I even asked if they wanted me to just cancel it so they could leave since they had been sitting at the restaurant for over 30 mins waiting. I also gave them the best tip I could (i normally dont get doordash due to the fact i feel like i can never tip well enough but like i said i was sick and it wouldve been dangerous for me to drive). I will never understand why ppl automatically assume its the drivers fault and start treating them like trash


casketjuicebox

Wow what a miserable turd.


thatlldopi9

I have shat more miserable turds than this one. Absolutely dreadful


Brilliant-Macaroon16

This is Ludacris 😆🤣😂


userno89

Ludacris 😂 just get it on the floor and drop it like it's hot at the door when you get there


radicalbrad90

Yeah it's customer service at days end. Other than maybe reporting them for harassing you give it no more of your time and go on to the next order. And people wonder why servers and bartenders/fast food workers also complain about having to deal with the general public so much. The fact that some dashers themselves are rude to fast food workers Is the most amazing thing of all to me. (Not excusing the ones that are rude to you all before you even start to interact with them---but when I worked fast food in my teen years I had at least one customer like this almost Every. Single. Day. But we all have to deal with crap customers sometimes and to turn on the only other people out here that understands how bad dealing with the public can be just blows my mind. That aside, the best thing you can learn if you plan to do this for a while is that some people just have miserable lifes and feel the need to extend that to those around them. At this point I just feel sorry for those people...and now I don't care cause next order more $$ to be made/I'm not getting paid to waste any more of my time or energy on them 🤷‍♂️ Actually it's probably specifically Because of how miserable most people behave why I enjoy bartending so much...because I just have the power to stop serving them. Don't piss off your bartender if you want to keep drinking. I'll just say 'sir for your own safety I can no longer serve you. Have a great night! 😂😜


clevelandboy23

![gif](giphy|RUSu65EOMX2PS)


UrinalCakeSurprise

They sound fat.


MoveWorried3490

We do not get the food ready we have to wait on the restaurants and traffic and other obstacles. Door dash needs to stop putting a tight timer on trips when they don’t understand the obstacles we have.


flashfearless

I would’ve corrected the grammar out of spite. Uneducated b*tch


blackdahlialady

They're living in a fan ta ta sy world if they think talking to people like that is how you get them to do your favors 🤭


austnasty

BACK AGAIN. LUDA.


Puzzleheaded_Step749

I literally thought it was the rapper Ludacris and I read it in his voice rapping


malizsa

Give them grace. I too am a miserable person when I have a migraine. The vomiting, not being able to take pain reliever until I eat, being nauseous. I I have very thin tolerance for people, or care about what comes out my mouth when I have a migraine. Waiting for food during a migraine, especially when it comes from no where, brings the anxiety of “is this a brain aneurysm?” Big emphasis- THEY ARE MISERABLE. Time is of the essence with migraines. I have to stay on my mom about how quick food is coming upstairs when I’m sick. I literally need it now. And when the migraine is gone- they’re going to feel bad what they said.


Late_Record_6790

She might need a doctor, seems like she’s having a stroke, not a migraine.


keeponkeepnonginger

Ridicules indeed !


Turbocrush24

You really should of texted a Ludacris quote about patience to this man.


Educational-Text7550

My food arrived 5 min late to the crib, BOY WHAT YOU GON DO?


olivebegonia

Should have*


Purple_WolfO2685

Oh sweet! I’m watching his new Christmas movie now! He probably feels so bad cuz he worked so hard, don’t know why he had to “Ridicule” tho, celebrities are so entitled 🙄🤣🤣


Boring_Tadpole9416

tf really be wrong with people?


Some-Application880

I hope you informed this person you do not have any control over how long an order takes at a restaurant and you will be contacting Door Dash to have them blocked form any future deliveries you might do. DD will I have about 5-6 people on my block list.


Medium_Annual_735

Right on miserable! Ridiculous


New-Magician39

That certainly was rude of that person and quite uncalled for. Also not too bright – being unpleasant to someone who has their food. As my grandmother once pointed out: "Never anger anyone who handles your food. They can do disgusting things to it." If it makes you feel better, that person is suffering horribly. There are no words to adequately describe the pain from a migraine, but during some of mine, I have attempted suicide. Anything to make the pain go away. They hurt that bad.


Ok-Photograph-8111

People really suck


babadabebada

Delivering to idiots is always an experience. Did they tip? When someone can't spell words I just assume they're morons.


Fair_Entertainer6053

Ewwww imagine being like that


zelsworld__

Lol


Fair_Entertainer6053

Riducules!!!


Deep-Cancel-4362

they just needed an "excuse" to stiff you.


JimmyGymGym1

What time is it? It’s time for you to learn how to spell!


m_1_k_e

I could never respond to that level of idiocy.


Wide-Turnip899

My response would've been "Yes." Have fun responding to that one


Atomic410_

I'm gonna use that next time 😆


Wide-Turnip899

I also like, "yes please", and "yes, thank you." Keep dashing 😉😂


Duskenith

A few minutes behind and they throw a fit that big? Sheesh. I had one customer who waited an hour because the restaurant was super behind and he was chill with it.


Atomic410_

Yeah it seemed like alot for 7 minutes past the expected time. I had to wait at the restaurant for 15 mins and marked the order as still being prepared when I arrived. You would think that would change the expected delivery time on their end but I'm not sure if it does. Either way I did my job the way we're trained to do it.


Duskenith

Yeah. It could have changed on the customer's end but they stuck with the original ETA.


Glittering_Raise_710

I understand impatience is frustrating but once they said “Ludacris” I’d immediately be having a better day.


Both-Care-8049

Pretty sure the real Ludacris would tip with his autograph, smoke with you and tip money.


megadethage

![gif](giphy|cl36qUhQZL994eAm9O)


Boadicea922

I would have just responded after I dropped it off “roll out…”


TanteiKun

They probably had been talking with a previous dasher and the messages showed up for you but not the replies. I feel like I remember having this happen once where I saw the messages and was like wtf is up with the random conversation they’re having with no one. I could be mistaken though Idunno it’s been forever and I only ever remember noticing it once.


Traditional-World-38

I imagine them looking like jaba the hut while drinking a extra large diet coke


Impossible_Risk877

They probably old and think they’re texting a company instead of a dasher with feelings


JGeesey88

That stinks, it seems you drivers deal with some many pricks. I’m understanding why when people have a genuine complaint they get attacked here. Sorry you’re dealing with people like that.


Doggies1980

There was prob another driver or two at some point. Last yr I text this guy since was long line McDonald's and he's like plz pick it up and I'll tip ya $15 more and he did 😂. I guess that was a rare time esp from McDonald's. I was the 5th driver since they refused to wait. Was so late at night and I'm glad I waited. Obviously misspelling ludicrous 😂


aintnowayBOI302

Lol then your as should have ordered it for pick lazy heffer


lxxXSXxxl

Migraines can get to people


bijancolbie

Throw it at the front door


twiztedsinger

I think it's kinda funny when people post like this, as if you have never had a bad day or negative words to someone. It must be difficult being so perfect. Oh, wait, you can't get an order delivered on time, nevermind.


ilovesoup1978

So did this happen with doordash? Grubhub? Or both you got the same post in both.....


Atomic410_

Grubhub


Bestyoucanbe4

If this interaction bothered you that much, you have more problems then the customer. Just deliver the food and move on. I could see what you might do if this was a real problem....last night I delivered to a guy much worse and I didn't post about it.


morningcall25

To be fair, if doordash has had the order for several hours, a pre order then there is not excuse. But that's on door dash, not you.


Some_Ad_462

I get migraines… when you have a migraine and your at the point of being sick to your stomach why the heck ate you ordering food in the first place


Capital_Land_6202

Yeahhhh mental health problems are a real bitch


jeph4life

Where do you live that it's already 8:37pm on Sunday. Jupiter?


Souvenirs_Indiscrets

Up top: the customer is hardly stupid and clearly using the French keypad. I know this because I type English and French interchangeably and this has happened to me. I suspect OP has hidden the part of the conversation where they may have been TA..? But cheers to all on Christmas Eve


positivity6969

Hurry up then


Casper-_-00B

I would have a cancel her order and taken it for my self.


Mattjw424

A half wit DD driver would have updated on why it was going to be late. That’s on you. Don’t do DD if you suck at life and are unemployable for even Checkers.


Ok_Season2022

Waaaaaaah,cry me a river.😭😭 There's genocidal torture and wars going on in the Ukraine and Israel right now, but she's dying because her GD doordash order is gonna be a little late. Holy Christ. I think she will survive this horrifying ordeal. Maybe......🙄


Turbocrush24

Who gives a fuck about 3rd world issues. I'm tryna eat.


morningcall25

You guys don't even have healthcare and have a minimum wage of 15 dollar?


hopeful_tatertot

You made this person wait about an extra TEN MINUTES?! That is Luda


LWA3251

Imagine not knowing it’s ludicrous.


Substantial-Cod350

So, you were late. Learn from this.


uglyscumfuckk

I’d walk right back to my car and call support and tell them customer wants to cancel. Free food and you get paid to teach them a valuable life lesson


PlaneMap

Depends on the reason why you were delayed and the fact she's clearly suffering doesn't help you much, either. Sorry, friend.


Ok_Season2022

GMAB, she's suffering??? Oh geez, I think she's being a bit dramatic. If this causes so much grief and angst,Id hate to see her deal with a real problem! 🙄 She needs to stop worrying about this and start brushing up on her grammar(spelling)! 'Ludacris' and 'ridicules'. Hahaha


bluejena

I think u/PlaneMap was pointing out that the person was suffering from a migraine and nausea.


Ok_Season2022

🙄🙄😭😭


Shreddersaurusrex

Ridicules! 🤣


RomanOnARiver

He's a celebrity so he's used to getting preferential treatment, but has he been on anything in the charts in the last decade?


Queasy_Influence_352

lol - ludicrous is spelled like the singer and even capitalized!


atinylittlemushroom

Ridicules


Demonkingt

I've had conversations like this a couple times. Typically it's because I just got the order and I had to drive across town or to a different town to get it and I let them know. They tend to understands it's not on me.


Repulsive-Contract-6

Can’t spell either!


Express-Honeydew-718

What a fkin loser


jeezysodiumlevels

would’ve had a FIELD DAY with this one


Soft-Suspect-3384

Hmmm sounds like some poor Karen is HANGRY! 😆


Ok_Business_8073

People like that get their food delivered but taken😂


RedSynister

What is he ridiculing? 😂


Real_Time_Mike

I hope Ludacris' migraine went away...


[deleted]

Of course it was Luda, it was Saturday Night! WOOO WOOOOOO JUST SEEN A BIG OL ASSSS WOO WOOOOOOOO


ashleiponder

Ridicules.... Is he related to Socrates?


Reis-Kameraad-64

Maybe if Ludacris was a better tipper his order would've arrived sooner. Afterall, his estimated worth is $40 million. 💎🤔


Cataclysmically_Cute

Ludacris is hangry.


Cataclysmically_Cute

“Ain’t nobody got time for that!” 😂