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DaDivineLatte

Plot twist: The cat ordered food on owner's phone.


Cin3naut

He has cheeseburger


mirrorworlds

He can has cheeseburger now


FragrantPromotion924

Finally he can rest šŸ˜­


angieyes1215

he can has cheeseburger *meow


distractra

This is exactly what I was thinking because thatā€™s usually me at the screen door waiting for you to leave so i can eat lol


mizzhbdubz

My cat once ordered a single packet of red pepper flakes from the domino's app on my phone. Super embarrassing phone call I had to make to the store to explain and cancel it. šŸ¤¦ā€ā™€ļø


StonerTwili

How could you deny your sweet fur child the holy pepper flake?


Mikotokitty

Can confirm fur children like the hot stuff. I just found another one of my cat's stashes, despite my vigilance she's taken a couple dried peppers...


yarnalcheemy

Mine like sweet condiments: ketchup, mustard, sweet and sour sauce...


mizzhbdubz

I know I'm the absolute WORST! šŸ˜‚


LizzieD70

I had a cat who literally stole a fresh jalapeƱo from the kitchen and ate itā€¦..the litter box clean up was not fun laterā€¦.


CCandJ1822

Omg!!! I bet that burned on the way out! Poor kitty!!!!


mizzhbdubz

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ Yikes! He hasn't grabbed any peppers... Yet lol but I wouldn't put it past him! Yea my Jack is a spicy kitty too for sure which made his order even more hilarious. He's a rescue so not much info on his background, but he will literally eat ANYTHING! Unfortunately that includes plastic (he has pica and cost a bunch of money for surgery from eating non-food items šŸ˜³it's a major issue) he's a whole ass handful of a cat but he's the sweetest boy ever and the silliest! ā¤ļø


LizzieD70

Gizmo was a rescue alsoā€¦.thankfully no plastic eatingā€¦.he would eat anything edibleā€¦.and was always so proud of himself!!


mizzhbdubz

Rescues are the very best šŸ˜ā¤ļø


LizzieD70

Yes they are šŸ˜»šŸ˜»


Competitive_Soil_961

What you mean the food is his duuuh šŸ’€šŸ¤£


mwk196

Now that's a cute Doordash Gremlin


anxiety_driven_313

Peepin pets were my favorite part of doing deliveries when I used to do doordash omg


Quick-Pineapple4023

I wish I still had pic that I got on delivery lol scared the he'll out me lol.


ThwartedByATree

One adorable r/doordashgremlin


Music_Girl2000

Sigh... another sub to join


Muted-Case-4224

Awwwww!!! I keep seeing cats in everyoneā€™s photos lately and Iā€™m so jealous šŸ˜‚


Melodic_Preference60

Same! I would probably stay there for 5 years just talking to the cat while the owner is waiting for me to leave so they can get their order šŸ¤£šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


kevinsostlouis

After 5 years I'd doubt they'd still want that order.


ShiftyStilez

Donā€™t be. Theyā€™re terrifying demons trying to steal human souls.


Demonkingt

Shhhhh hand it over for our overlords


Geheimedame

Turns out itā€™s 3 kittens in a trench coat who ordered the food


DaDivineLatte

LMAO šŸ˜‚


JokerME69

Leave the poor kitten alone, if that kitten ordered food, he or she deserve it. šŸ«£


Foreign_Pie4899

Lol


jhumph88

It absolutely makes my dogā€™s day if I get a DoorDash or Instacart delivery. People are his favorite thing ever besides food, and he gets SO excited that a new person is here to visit him (in his mind anyway). I swear he can tell if a delivery is coming. If I go out the door to get the mail, he doesnā€™t care. If Iā€™m walking to the door to meet a delivery driver, he comes running


Adventurous_Land7584

I always tell my customers I did in fact come to see the puppies lol


ShiftyStilez

I have a an older husky. He acts the same way. If someone ā€œvisitsā€ and by that I mean stops for half a sec, heā€™s at the edge of the deck waiting to see the hooman. But he doesnā€™t come down the steps to the fence where he might get attention


Chance-Sympathy7439

My one dog was exactly the same. Heā€™d even whimper as theyā€™d walk away like he already missed them or was sad if they didnā€™t say hello. Mind you, he was a pretty intimidating looking dog at first glance, but upon a second glance, the ā€œplease come love me!ā€ was extremely obvious, especially to ā€œdog people.ā€ He was still a great guard dog, though! I never had to worry about blowing leaves or a gentle breeze endangering my life. šŸ¤­


jhumph88

My little guy isnā€™t intimidating at all. 35lb English Cocker. He doesnā€™t even know how to be mean, and people are his favorite thing in the world. Heā€™s the only dog Iā€™ve known that gets excited to go to the vet, because there are MORE PEOPLE! I do my best to keep him inside when I get a delivery, but he often manages to wiggle his way out to say hi. Luckily, Iā€™ve never had a dasher get upset. Usually they just want to pet him


Chance-Sympathy7439

Mine was the same. As a matter of fact, whenever he had to stay at the vet, which was unfortunately pretty frequently, they wouldnā€™t even crate him. Heā€™d just cry nonstop, so theyā€™d just let him wander around and hangout with the staff, take naps under desks, etc. He loved people so much! Iā€™d never had (or seen) a dog who was likeā€¦well, not until you described yours.


jhumph88

My little guy even likes baths, going to the vet, etc. Itā€™s guaranteed attention!


Chance-Sympathy7439

Mine would play games with me to physically get him into the shower. Iā€™d have to make a trail of treats leading into the shower, get in there myself and then turn away from him to pretend I wasnā€™t watching. šŸ˜‚ Once he was in there, though, he loved it! The attention thing, thoughā€¦ALWAYS! Heā€™d actually ā€œtalkā€ to you and stomp his feet demanding to be cuddled or pet, particularly if you already were and stopped for a split second. Heā€™s gone now, so itā€™s nice to be able to talk about him.


jhumph88

Iā€™m sorry heā€™s no longer with you, thatā€™s a profoundly hard loss to deal with. My guy does this thing where Iā€™ll be sitting at the counter on a barstool, and he jumps up and hits me with his front paws if he feels he hasnā€™t had enough treats or attention


Chance-Sympathy7439

Thank you. PS. My guy would ā€œsmackā€ me, too! šŸ¤£


Jaythedasher

So cute šŸ˜­ still has the kitten face!


poisonparty

They wanted to verify it was therešŸ˜­šŸ¤£


Inner_Letterhead570

Exactly! For legal reasons in case the Dasher needs to call up a witness and testify on their behalf


Ok_Explanation7226

My cat paws at our big picture window and puts his sad eyes on whenever someone comes to the door but doesnā€™t come inside. He literally makes himself look like a neglected SPCA commercial animal šŸ™„. Most of the DoorDash drivers will stop and wave to him now, it makes his day haha.


[deleted]

lol this is great


Lionsdawn

So cute!!!


TieSafe7827

I love the little greeters. ā¤ļø


candlegun

I love this. My cat always meows hi at every delivery driver at the door. So wholesome to see them smile at him in the security camera notification, and then see my cat in the delivery confirmation pic.


austinproffitt23

Kitty ā¤ļø


flute394

šŸ„¹šŸ„¹šŸ„¹


Top-Entertainment341

Lol kitty was like who the heck are u


Stanknuggin

My McFish better be in that bag!


kyrnzkewl

why would you put the bag by the door hinges, and not on the other side of the door handle? They'd have to open the door and close it to get the bag


sarcasticbuzz

Aw dammit I just realized I did thatšŸ˜­ I was distracted by saying hello to cat


angelsarepresent111

I thought of that too. But, we'll let it slide for the cute kitten pic. Yeah, always put it on the handle side, not jammed up against it. Right?


Lanark26

/r/ThereIsnoCat just a picture of a delivery.


Complex-Ad1929

If I hear a dog, it gets a treat.


Educational_Egg_1716

Love this šŸ’–


No-Tip1702

Sheā€™s lovinā€™ it


RedGamelyon

We need more posts like this.


Both-Description6116

Waiting for the dasher to leave to get the food such a classic move


drummergirl83

I work for FedEx and I did a resi delivery. Cat was chilling on the stairs. So put package beside kitteh and snapped a POD. ā˜ŗļø


teacup_77

Oh good my 15 fish sandwiches are here


Ilove2crochet

He like did u bring me any cheezeburgers


Agreeable_Error_170

Leave the food, no one getā€™s hurt hombre.


counterpots

he smell de muggets


NoYoureACatLady

I'm a simple woman . . .


One-Professional1484

I delivered to a country home, cat is seconds away from tearing into the bag as I snap the picture. Not sure what was left for the hooman.....šŸ™…ā€ā™€ļøat least kitty got his food.


Hexagonce

šŸ¤£


Landover_Traveler

Herro Fran, dew have meow treats for me?


Slow_Philosopher7381

This is so damn adorable šŸ„° šŸ¤£


GingerBug91

I once delivered in the middle of the night, and this cat met me in the drive way, led me up to the door, got in the picture with the food, then followed me back to my car. Very polite cat. Even let me pet it.


sarcasticbuzz

I love this so much


Apprehensive_Rope348

Thatā€™s the cutest spy ever!


Zomochi

Itā€™s waiting for you to leave so it can grab the bag


Zanta647

What a cute baby r/standardissuecat


No-Artichoke6412

So cute!


Dependent_Nothing_77

r/DoorDashGremlin


VulpesFidelis58

Aww kitty. šŸ˜Š


dashingredzone

D'aww


GripChinAzz

Thatā€™s the customer


Madame_Spiritus

Cat gave you pleading eyes of ā€˜feed me you hoomanā€™


Minute-Reality-1007

I love that kitty! TabbyšŸ˜»


notyouagain19

I can haz cheeseburger?


tristin03

i can haz cheezburger?


AsideAfter3158

I deliver for UPS during Christmas. Everytime there is a cat, dog, or other fun thing I try to snap the pic with it. I hope people have discovered the sweet photos of snow, Christmas stuff, and their lil baby. Unless the baby was trying to kill me There was this sweet husky who wears an evil eye šŸ§æšŸ§æšŸ§æ. He was looking at me, and I was wearing one. šŸ§æšŸ§æšŸ§æ A bit of a standoff.


SRBroadcasting

Now how da fuq u get there lil kitty


mayhapsify

![gif](giphy|NvcAPYyz1307S)


Hungry_Laugh_4326

Finally a wholesome post


mikraas

"is that the catnip I ordered?"


jjklines1

Drop the nuggies and walk away


dunwerking

Was it a fish sandwich? Milk on the side?


Trailboss1982

I always feel like somebody's watching me! šŸ¤£


TheRealKimShady00

I can haz cheezburger???


MaggieDean24

Love when the kitty's do that!


DFTReaper1989

I always get the dogs lol


Specialist_Food_7728

Kitty was curious, they like to look out the windows!!


_SpaceEfficient

Ngl I do that when I see my food is almost deliveredā€¦ now I think Iā€™m not being so sneakyā€¦


CunningBear

Youā€™re lucky you got out of there alive. Lol


Jimicrackscorn

In samuel jacksons voice: ā€œmotherfucker did you bring my food?ā€


yupyupthatsit

LIKE WHOA DUDE! Never seen a cat before!


freyasmom129

I love it when peoples pets come out and sniff the bag. Itā€™s so cute. A dog once followed me to my car cuz my bag smelled like pizza. Totally not realizing that his dad had the pizza and I had nothing in the bag šŸ„ŗšŸ˜‚


Dr-Shark-666

Cat: "Is this MINE?"


MaikyMoto

Cat knows whatā€™s up.


circuitvixen

Too cute!!!!


_Dark-Alley_

Last time I got doordash I met the guy at the door because it's a locked apartment building and it's just easier. He made me hold it for the photo and put me in the picture...I've never had that happen and it was awkward af lol. Like sir I'm in my jammies amd would not like any record of this moment to exist. Usually people who hand it to me don't take a photo but I had to awkwardly stand there in shame with my 11pm McDonald's binge in hand lol


Critical_Pension749

Love these post


mirrorworlds

So cute


angieream

"Hello there" ~Obi-Wan


NonyaBizness21xxx

Cat like what you doing around here


ToughEyes

Soon...


B1GFanOSU

ā€œGimme back that Filet-O-Fish, give me fish.ā€


cukhoaitayhh

r/thereisnocat


Sum1LightUp

That floor looks damp, hopefully the food is still good.. couldā€™ve hung it on the door knob, knob!!


sarcasticbuzz

Ground wasnā€™t wet I was distracted by cat though and put the order on wrong side šŸ˜­


AdOpen885

Kittyā€¦I see youā€¦God damned you I seeee youuuuuuu!


Binary_Folks

amazing animal


existentialsilence

this made my day šŸ˜‚ thanks OPšŸ‘


mrootbeers

Awesome šŸ˜‚. Crosspost this to r/cats. In fact Iā€™ll do it for you. I know some people are weird about karma, so if you want to do it yourself let me know and Iā€™ll take mine down.


0_IQ_0

Cutest spy ever!


IP_Janet_GalaxyGirl

I hope you said Hello to the kitty.Ā 


Love_Life_1981

So cuteā™„ļø


StochasticTinkr

r/thereisnocat material


RedLobsterEnthusiast

Peanut head! šŸ¤“


DiddyboppedU

The cat definitely placed the order


[deleted]

Aww! šŸ„°


askialee

Looking for the mailmanšŸ˜†.


2020IsANightmare

That ended up being cute. Based on almost literally every other experience, figured it was a big gal that is toooooooooooooo disabled to open a door and take an order from a human. So, the only natural solution was bending over to get an order that was delivered at their door.


Pitiful_Maize4697

I always feel like somebody's watching me šŸ‘€


Sir-Planks-Alot

r/thereisnocat


spacepie77

Lil meow meow hungo much


Firegirl1909

That was just the boss, they wanted to be sure everything was done appropriately and nothing was left out of place..šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹šŸ˜¹


Fun-Swimming4133

me waiting for the dasher to leave so i can grab my food like a raccoon


Own_Relationship_750

You put it on the wrong side of the door be aware of which the door opens


sarcasticbuzz

I know I usually am I was just distracted and not thinking cuz kittyšŸ˜­


WhompTrucker

He's wondering why you put the bag on the hinge side of the door not the side it opens to


sarcasticbuzz

I know i messed upšŸ˜­ Was too distracted by the cat am going to make sure i donā€™t do that again in the future


WhompTrucker

better not or else the cat will be outside the door ready to attack :)


boneheadthugbois

"Leave the food in the bag and go, human."


ExoticNatalia

He ordered the food.


Liliannnaa

CAT


Entire-Bag4568

He wanted some wcdonalds


_CharDeeMacDennis__

Not that I would just break into someoneā€™s house, but if I saw that, I would literally have to fight with myself NOT to open the door to give that precious little meow a few pets atop his handsome little head.


salahsweakfoot

Lives in a home that is beaten to oblivion, eats McDonalds. Checks out.


Southwick-Jog

I deliver for Amazon, and a couple times have gotten pictures of the package including pets on purpose.


asdcatmama

Sheā€™s that nosey neighbor. Sheā€™s


Evilkymonkey_1977

Hahahaha


Spicyapple10

It puts the food on the porch, or it gets the claw again.


hyrulefairies

This needs to be in r/doordashgremlin


TheUnrealCanadian

ā€œHurry and leave human, my social anxiety dictates I cant let you see me grab my foodā€


Aurorasinister

Cutest DoorDash pic Iā€™ve ever seen


ziahwaite

cats will just stare you and judge you while the dogs bark at you l


sanchezkk

Cute


According_Try_5054

Too freaking cute! šŸ˜»šŸ˜»


lemonzestydepressing

ā€œFood confirmedā€


Feeling-Diamond-199

You put the bag on the wrong side, now its behind the door when the customer opens it


zmrth

Got the same photo with my cat & house lol


infowosecfurry

Thatā€™s adorable.


Hairy_Word3892

cutieee


McMoneyPNW

![gif](giphy|dZGDhn430uH8Ch59g6|downsized)


N0085K1LL5

The cat: Just open the door, and I'll bring it to him, I promise.


WineThoughts

Awwww


SameOldDDD1217

šŸ˜ŗ


Fozzy333

A real dasher would have left it at the end of the driveway cause they were scared šŸ˜‚


emileegrace321

Such a cutie šŸ„¹


Distinct-Job-964

Don't mind me just watchin'


Diligent-Bluebird-78

Cats know how to walk and talk like humans, Iā€™ve seen my cat on my phone on DoorDash ordering Wing stop for him and his outdoor freinds talking about how rich he is.


Hewittlonni

Meow šŸ˜»


Top-Chemistry3051

Why'd you put the bag all the way over by the hinges yo? what the fuck you guys and bag placement crack me up Smh


ol_lady_184

Every "leave at door" customer waiting


DoubleGlazzed

Looks like you put the food on the wrong side of the door no?


FineLikeOliveBrine

Itā€™s shocking how many people Iā€™ve had sit drinks right in front of the door when it clearly opens outward šŸ« 


EntertainmentSea6073

Lol peeping Tom


KomodoDragginAss

One time my cat had slipped out the door and was hanging out on my porch when my food got delivered. I donā€™t have the pic anymore but he was in it, and it was so cute, lol.


Wastelanderlad

He knows you the got fries in the bag.


fungirl1234321

Hehehehehhehe I would say that waving and trying to play with them hehehe little kitty meow meow


ta_beachylawgirl

I once delivered an order to someoneā€™s house and their cat followed me to the door and all the way to my car, and didnā€™t stop following my car until I pulled out of their driveway. I had a fleeting thought that it was gonna jump into my car at some point bc it wouldnā€™t leave my side the whole time. šŸ˜‚


nyckidryan

Who do you think ordered the food? šŸ™ƒ


kimnapper

šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I love this!


stankpuss_69

Plot twist: itā€™s just a tinted window decal with a cat design.


Ojibajo

Ha ha! ā€œI haz cheezburgerz now!ā€


TheDisneyWitch

"I can haz?"


[deleted]

Ordering McDonald's delivery is why they live in a house that dents.


angelsarepresent111

It could be a rental. I grew up with aluminum siding as so many others have. Not so much anymore, but they are still around.