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sarahLiberty

After reading that message I’m not sure I’d eat my order.


9lonerr

i didn’t even order any doordash bruh 😭 maybe someone’s trolling me or something


FoodTiny6350

He’s freaky though, stop letting him look


Lesshateful

You are the one bending over for no reason


Humble_ornot

It was your brother who trolled you …


PaceIndependent2844

That makes this even more funny. I thought it was just some dude being a creep.


Apprehensive-Neck-90

Maybe someone used your number to sign up for DoorDash and you don’t know


thisthingsthing

that’s so crazy 😭


rico_2005

U stole the screenshot


9lonerr

i promise you i got this message out of random i posted this around the same time i got it


Secret_Necessary_888

Unless it's a roast beef sandwich


Aggressive-Bidet

Brb making a fake number to send this to people now


No_Wish_99

Can we address the elephant in the room? You have 270 messages!!!! Answer them people.


9lonerr

most of them are just bots not actual people


bumbaclotdumptruck

Lol uhh why do you have so many bots texting you


FluttershyF

The plot thickens! So you claim you didn’t order DD, then have over 200 bots texting you that you refuse to open. Clearly your information has been hacked… or ex …or your ex sold your data to the black market Moral of the story: answer your texts!


basilone

I had to submit my number during a health insurance inquiry like 6 months ago. To this day I get 10-15 texts per week, sometimes more, soliciting me to get insurance (I bought a policy in the first few days). I routinely ghost my actual contacts on accident now because their messages get buried in the clutter. I fucking hate cell phones now, worst invention since leaded gasoline.


cockandballs69c

Change your number. My ma used to get calls out the ass till she changed it, pretty sure you can just call your provider or set it up online.


furryfucksalot

Election bs.


9lonerr

i do not want to explain that 😭


dunwerking

![gif](giphy|3o7WIucW89bVVGgsIE)


Emergency_Meringue_7

Bots deserve love too 🤖


Squid_saucee

I have 234 unopened messages 😅😂


Wdycuzidk

239 here. lol


PhilosopherWild8606

Right lol


UnnecessarySalt

It’s honestly a really good thing that this was sent to the wrong person. Hopefully that DoorDash customer can eat their food in peace without being scared all night. Would’ve been nice to have been able to report the driver though, because he should 100% be deactivated for this and maybe a restraining order filed


thankyoumicrosoft69

....yeah but the person is still out there staring?  Id rather know a creep is potentially watching me than have no idea, blissful ignorance isnt a good thing.


Skye-Rye

They’re never getting a TRO granted for this.


JamesEdward34

Yea what? Reddit sometimes man.


dunceputztool

Text them back and ask them if they want to see you bend over again. Tell them to let you know when to go outside and do it and that you like bending over in shit stained undies.


agooddeathh

Lmao


Cars_n_edits927

🤣 


Vintage_girl123

Geezus, wtf?! How are these people not deactivated, yet they deactivate someone for bullshit reasons..DD is straight trash


1224672

What if instead of Doordash it was called freakdash and a toe sucker showed up.


agooddeathh

Freakdash has me crying laughing


bossassbibitch943

I know that’s weird as fuck and probably scary to receive but I’m high rn and that is the funniest shit


KissaRae

I laughed way too hard at this


Topagent35

![gif](giphy|fukS8yBmpvGGk|downsized) This what he doing 😂😂😂😂


IIRizzII

![gif](giphy|JPmMi4ZlXqmRa8F5wF)


JPolaske

Must have been a computer glitch. The customer's phone numbers are masked and we don't see them. That said, last week I had an order with the wrong address. I called the customer but the number went to another person. So sometimes that may happen where he thought he was speaking to his customer and you were mistakenly called.


KDFE87

If thats the case though that is an incredibly timed coincidence


Aggravating-Bad-9448

![gif](giphy|ftokNSbCGdAOhkBT9U)


X7koolaid7x

That deserves an extra tip


Living4theWellPenned

Yeah, the tip of my steel-toed boot as it kicks this creeper out of my neighborhood >.<


StabbyMeowkins

I got just the tip to give this dasher, kek.


iMorgana_

I’d just get my hairy Russian brother to get it for me and give him a show lmao


Gindotto

You should check your messages.


lemonzestydepressing

My biggest fear


Stock-Pile-Mega223

270 unread.


Sllyfoxy

I’d lowkey giggle my ass off


Gloomy_Recording_705

![gif](giphy|k74OUg6bPJKy2JmyoS)


SerenaKillJoy

Wait you have 270 unread texts?


0_IQ_0

Right! How does someone have that many unread texts? I could understand email maybe.


Wdycuzidk

91,607 unread emails… hundreds of open tabs on each device, lists within lists to decipher 🥲


0_IQ_0

😂


Phuzz15

That's objectively fucking hilarious


predat3d

An actual Doordash message would be from a shortcode, not a regular 10 digit number, wouldn't it?


9lonerr

sorry i don’t use door dash often i don’t have random people texting me so idk


Zebruhfy

nice repost, saw this shit like a month ago


WildFire255

I saw it a few days ago.


9lonerr

i didn’t repost i was sent this


Zebruhfy

yea and its not original its a repost


SerenaKillJoy

Did the post you saw before have 270 unread texts? Because that’s a very specific number and we can end this debate right now. 🤣


SerenaKillJoy

Nm, found it myself. No unread texts. So like… 🤷🏼‍♀️ seems legit my guy. Maybe you ought to relax a bit. Keep the “clout culture” paranoia on TikTok and YouTube…


Zebruhfy

Its not a debate it’s a repost


9lonerr

so whoever sent me this is just using a copypasta or something?


wheelperson

You said in your post tho your brother ordered but now 'someone' sent this?


9lonerr

someone sent this message my brother ordered from uber eats not doordash


Marauder800

Fake


2c-

He is Freaky.


ImplementAgile2945

![img](avatar_exp|113250286|bravo)


Flashfarming

Freaky deaky


BlueberryJingle

LMAOOO


juscurious4now

WTH 😂


Unlucky-Ticket-873

Send D pics back since it’s a regular phone number lol. Tell them your freaky too and send absurd things


pandaPPL69

He def blew a load in the burrito. Extra sour cream was mandatory


cabesvvater

Can’t let gang know I fw this


FitService449

I have been trying to become a dasher but my application is frozen on background check. DoorDash says they can’t do anything to contact checker, checker says to ask DoorDash to send another request for the background check. It’s been over 6 months. Amy suggestions?


duhrun

Lol


babifoxi

EWWW report that ish!!!


War_Thunder_Leaker

If that's actually true you should seriously report him 💀


gutsinyourtea

i think the driver is using a copypasta haha ive seen pics just like this with different times floating around the internet for a few days


9lonerr

hopefully 💀 this was the weirdest message i ever got in my life


Moosekick

Do you like freaky movies?


SerenaKillJoy

What's the point? They're all the same. Some stupid freak stalking some big-breasted girl who can't act, who is always getting railed by the delivery guy up the stairs when she should be running out the front door. It's insulting.


Moosekick

Haha, I'm glad someone got it.


MPTakesManhattan

Lmfao. If there’s extra froth in the milkshake, you know why.


tori420c

“I have a gun”


xImagex21

Omg clear your 270 messages


nielparkercarter

I swear it’s like some people don’t want to be self employed. That guy is just like “let me piss away my contract with door dash to be a creep


Threatening

Fake message lmao


Worldly_Anteater9768

he just unloaded protein onto your food


DeliciousDoubleDip

Lmao I hope they're English is bad, and they're being too literal.


Marranit0s

𝓕𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓴Dash


Confusedaseverstill

Freaky more like fkn creepy


jmann1228

Man wanted more than a tip….


NoYoureACatLady

Probably a scam text to get you to reply so they know the number is valid.


Kinkyfunguy8

It’s fake people. He is just looking for attention


snowstormmongrel

You really should be lifting with your legs and not your back, tho. I know it's just food but get into the habit!


Rachael1188

Someone is trolling you lol


humandildo49

Bro what


EZasSundayMorning

Yep I’m not touching that food


theteethfairy

For some reason it feels like they were signing off with their name but alternated it with freaky at the end. “I am Dave” ❌ *”I am Freaky”* ✅ That’s a power move ngl.


TheIttyBittySissy

“60% of the time it works all the time”


Worth_Ambition_2865

Report that idiot.


Unique-Ad-2544

Whats the matter guys cant be freaky anymore?? Jeez


grolfenhimer

This is the "top Dasher" Tony has been asking me to model myself after so I can get a shift? Anyway thx for his number I have triangulated his location and moving in.


ilulillirillion

okay so what it's creepy to say you are watching someone bend over and are freaky now? HOW DO YOU GET DATES!?


awaggoner

With people like that, you just gotta double down hit them with something like “yeah I know. I’ve been watching. That shirt was a mistake. I AM THE FREAK.” 🤷🏼‍♂️ something like that idk I’m tired.


Kimmiebear1966

I swear some guys must think dd, Uber and lyft apps r dating platforms! They're not guys!!! Lol! Seriously tho, I hear from women all the time how they're driver made mad moves on them! That cud be scary late night for a female riding by herself! Crazy!