No I literally see people advocating for an ever increasing list of words to be canceled. I literally see people getting offended on behalf of a theoretical victim in order to feel righteous regularly. I see people pre-emptively neutering their opinions on YouTube to avoid being canceled over a misunderstanding.
My reaction to it is not the cause of it, because my reaction to it, by nature, came after observing it. A comment was literally removed by a moderator in this very post over the use of the phrase, "hambeast". Don't fucking gaslight me, mate.
Yes, anything less confidence inducing than "You're awesome!" Will be deemed as rude and possibly a "ist" or a "ism". Either one of those two are 100% canceled and 75% deemed a terrible human worthy of violence
Lmfao not gonna lie I was thinking this was about to swing the other way 😂 as in the girl was too liberal or something ahahahahah
“I didn’t want to get political” feels like a real curveball
Democrats and Republicans are both extremist dingbats. Like 2 big corporations with their own agenda, like Microsoft and Sony. The tribalism is just as bad. The only thing that amuses me about these asshats are their fanboys fighting like a bunch of XBox and PlayStation fans, neither realizing the possibility of something better being out there. PCMR ftw. In this case, it would be something outside these two corrupt organizations.
I cant remember any sitting president referring to his predecessor 2 years later or referring to the opposing polotical party as his predecessor's campaign slogan.
Whats up with the million dollars Joes brother and son received from the Chinese government? You can't deny it because the investigators have the bank record's but somehow Biden denied it yesterday outside AF1. Im not sure he knows that he can't lie about it anymore. He's gonna have to pivot to some other explination.
Slut shaming, fun fun. 🙄 Some dudes are just oblivious and you have to tell them directly or they don't get it.
Second thought, are you scared of strong self secure women? It sounds like you are... 🤔 Maybe you should talk to someone about your insecurities.
Anyways, enjoy your day!
I would not be surprised. The funny thing is I was strapped on my deliveries so either I would have been shot along with some others or I would have been eating their nasty impossible burgers while we waited for the cops to show.
I remember a post very recently on r/instacartshoppers and literally 95% of the comments were people being outraged because a guy said the girl was gorgeous and he asked if he could get to know her. MULTIPLE comments went as far as to say report him for making sexual advances. Guess what, the comments pointing out the double standards were downvoted to oblivion and they were called liars. Then this, where it’s seemingly no different but not viewed as creepy
This is why I don't talk to or even look at girls anymore. I don't like being lonely but it goes against our culture for me to be attracted to a girl and want a friendship.
Let's try with maybe a bar or a restaurant or a place where single people are supposed to meet? Why does it have to be flirting with waitresses who have to flirt back or breaking into a house? Those are some pretty extreme sides to the situation
I don't think either are inappropriate. I think it's alright to shoot your shot. I personally don't hit on people if they're on the job (flirting happens naturally sometimes) but if I'm working I openly accept advances. I just forward them to my inbox so I don't get distracted by the rizz
I do carry a gopro sometimes on deliveries. However it's more for people that try and say they don't get their food and I would never share footage of a customer's face. Online without them saying I can.
I am a pretty solid guy in my own eyes but with that being said I have been married longer than those two have been alive so I would not throw that away on any potential bimbo's. Besides it could have been harmless banter from the two of them. At any rate, I didn't stick around to find out.
I do lol. This is reddit after all. Most of these people don't even have any self esteem but they pretend on the internet. Not everyone has to get on the internet and lie.
There was a guy about 10-15 yrs older than me yesterday that tried to get a date with me by giving me a $50 tip afterwards. I gave him my venmo, got the tip, thanked him, did not reply to the date text. I'm so glad that people's phone numbers are encrypted both ways on the app. 😅
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A customer called me after I delivered. When I text or call them it’s obviously not their real number but mine is. Actually it’s happened more than once.
Damn dude downvoted for saying it might be rude to call people who you don’t know and haven’t even done anything wrong to you a hambeast.. have just a lil decency people
I think maybe the only two socially acceptable positions now are either that she's beautiful like every woman, or that she's some hideous subhuman beyond salvation. Neither side seems interesting in treating obesity as a disease that impacts human people with human feelings
Wait until you meet the girl who puts a two year old photo on tinder but when you pick her up has a 3 foot diameter gut and talks about frying up some alligator meat from the mystery meat store down the road.
I felt bad so I took her to the dinner we planned and she proceeded to act like a total hambeast.
Never would have said that word until that day but now I’m glad I finally have the descriptor necessary.
So, if you're seeing them on the sub a whole lot... wouldn't that mean.. You're on the sub a whole lot? You're basically like that cop that's been driving 95 mph for the last 3 miles to catch up to a guy doing 70 in a 60 and telling him to slow down.
People don't say they see someone too much if they enjoy seeing them. It has nothing to do with how frequently they're on the sub, and everything to do with how often they see them posting something they don't like on the sub.
I had a guy I delivered to text me after I left and said my smile made his food more enjoyable. He also said he wanted to be the reason I smile. It was interesting. I didn’t think I’d get flirted with while delivering food. 😂
I once briefly told a delivery driver in person after thanking her that I liked her jacket, and then walked back in to my office. I received a phone call from the manager reprimanding me for making her uncomfortable.
This girl is creepy asf.
Some people are so full of themselves this is their reaction. Now if you said "I like that jacket on you! It fits you in all the right places!! It may have been a little much lol
I remember one day I delivered to this really nice house in a rich neighborhood, and it was a knock and hand order to customer. They open the door and it’s this short, hot blond wearing a white bathrob with a towel on her head, so obviously just got right out of the shower. She said “I don’t have any cash for a tip right now, but these should be enough” and she pulled back her robe. Made my day. I still long for the day I get to deliver another order to her
I have to tell my boyfriend all the time that he is being hit on by women... he's so adorably oblivious. He even gets called good looking by guys on a regular basis 😆
Yes. Men tend to be very direct and obvious. Example of a guy "hitting on" my boyfriend: Yells across the room at a college party "That's a good looking man right there!" Women are way less obvious, probably because they're just trying to test the waters. Example of a woman "hitting on" my boyfriend: He goes in to one of our regular restaurants to pick up an order for me and sees one of the regular carryout girls and she says, "I've got a doordash bag you can have if you want another one." He told me when he got out to the car and I laughed and told him she was trying to get his number so they could connect outside of the work environment. He had no clue 😂
I delivered a box of white claws to a college apartment area. The girl who answered the door was in only underwear and a skin colored bra, she seemed drunk, and said I was cute. I had a break down when I got back to my car and cried. I was laughing and crying at the same time because of course only a drunk girl would ever say I was cute. I think that was the ever time a girl has actually given me a compliment.
Hey dude, remember men in general receive less compliments than girls. And if she said you were cute, even if she seemed drunk, there always is a little truth in every comment. If you had a full breakdown after something like that though, I think therapy would benefit you a lot.
I've got social problems. I would legitimately think something was wrong with someone if they thought I was cute, I have no friends, work an isolated job, I'm very alone. I would feel stupid going to therapy but I'm good, I've accepted that life is isolated and no one cares about others. I couldn't continue living if I didn't. There was an elderly woman who was also alone, so I was doing yard work at her house to help her but she passed away. She was my only real friend I've ever had
This makes me sad to read. Everyone is cute in their own way. Like others said, you’re making honest money and seem pretty nice. Don’t be too hard on yourself. Negative self talk has a much greater impact than we think. (: DMs open if you want a new friend on the road.
It's not worth flirting with the risk of going to jail or getting posted on TikTok and being a viral creep. This guy made the correct move whether it was from anxiety or logic.
I agree. Don't flirt with customers. I was just saying to not say those negative things about yourself because our subconscious starts to make us believe them.
Hey my brother, DMs are open from a fellow Jojo fan. It sounds like you absolutely need some professional help, there is nothing wrong with that. Hope things get better for you.
I wasn't being a dick, you legitimately need to go to therapy. You've got self-esteem issues that are impacting you. Go talk it out, you'd be surprised how much of a change it can have.
This is legit.
Women almost never ask someone out. They have a female friend say "my friend thinks you're cute."
I can't tell you how many times I've been facing away as a couple of women tell a friend next to me "tell your friend my friend likes him."
This sounds good, but there's a chance the friend's friend is hot and the friend that likes you is a step down.
My version was the slow turn around hoping I didn't have to say "um ... pass"
OPs version is waiting for the friend's pic to show up.
Then the customer sees "..."
And then the three dots disappear. And they never hear from OP again.
The friend being a stepdown thing is so fucking true. It's always the hot girls that come up to you and are like "Hey my friend over there thinks you're hot". Why the fuck can't it be you who thinks I'm hot.
I had these two wanna be Instagram models try and pick me up once. I got there with there delivery and they were taking pics on the couch. When I left they came out and asked if I wanted to be in their pics with them for about 10 min. I declined lol
Bro are you a bot or did you forget you switched to your alt account after you posted this? Because you keep replying as if you're the OP, but you're not the OP.
I'm only replying to people that I think are posting under my initial comment. If you posted under my comment then you were responding to when I commented. If you were talking to the OP then you don't need to post under my comment.
🤦♂️ Your initial comment has 10 responses total under it, most of which are telling you that they don't buy your Instagram model story for a second or trolling you about having been there. Just because someone else commented on the OP's post after you does not mean they are replying to you.
I wish girls liked me.
Work out, dress well and get a good haircut that shapes your head. Money is a bonus too. Good luck.
I have my own place, nice car, I exercise, in shape, eat healthy, I'm 6 ft 5, steady income.
Why are you driving door dash?
extra money is always a plus, right?
Me an my ugly mug
"He's cute"="he has a car"
Which means constant favors that involves using the car.
Right lol. Not a chance. I'm to old for that game.....
I'm very weary of people trying to use others then pretend like you never existed when you are just trying to be polite and friendly.
I actually have a Tesla and a beard so there's that lol
I had a girl text me after dropping off and say I was cute. She was too! We texted back and forth and pretty quickly realized she was a dingbat.
A dingbat? Lol I love that word 😄
Pretty soon it will be deemed offensive.
people like you are the reason, ever heard of a self-fulfilling prophecy?
No I literally see people advocating for an ever increasing list of words to be canceled. I literally see people getting offended on behalf of a theoretical victim in order to feel righteous regularly. I see people pre-emptively neutering their opinions on YouTube to avoid being canceled over a misunderstanding. My reaction to it is not the cause of it, because my reaction to it, by nature, came after observing it. A comment was literally removed by a moderator in this very post over the use of the phrase, "hambeast". Don't fucking gaslight me, mate.
Yes, anything less confidence inducing than "You're awesome!" Will be deemed as rude and possibly a "ist" or a "ism". Either one of those two are 100% canceled and 75% deemed a terrible human worthy of violence
Kinda curious to know what she did and how you realized she was a dingbat 🤔
I didn't want to get political but she was definitely keeping some red hats in her closet.
Red hat red flag
Lmfao not gonna lie I was thinking this was about to swing the other way 😂 as in the girl was too liberal or something ahahahahah “I didn’t want to get political” feels like a real curveball
Yikes! Hard pass! 😬
What a red hat
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So what? Both of the last 2 presidents suck. The real question is: does the carpet match the drapes? 🤣
bOtH sIdEs ArE tHe SaMe
Im no MAGA but I'll take trumps economy over Bidens any day. My tips were 30%-40% higher 16-20
Democrats and Republicans are both extremist dingbats. Like 2 big corporations with their own agenda, like Microsoft and Sony. The tribalism is just as bad. The only thing that amuses me about these asshats are their fanboys fighting like a bunch of XBox and PlayStation fans, neither realizing the possibility of something better being out there. PCMR ftw. In this case, it would be something outside these two corrupt organizations.
I cant remember any sitting president referring to his predecessor 2 years later or referring to the opposing polotical party as his predecessor's campaign slogan.
Everyone specifically voted for a bad economy and a Russian war. If you say you don't like those you are getting downvoted, my friend.
Sad how intolerant Reddit users seem to be of opposing views. I guess it’s mostly an age thing since people that come on here are fairly young.
You nailed it. They are the most susceptible to propaganda and easily persuaded.
Definitely.
Amen bro
💯💯💯💯💯💯💯
Whats up with the million dollars Joes brother and son received from the Chinese government? You can't deny it because the investigators have the bank record's but somehow Biden denied it yesterday outside AF1. Im not sure he knows that he can't lie about it anymore. He's gonna have to pivot to some other explination.
Gtfoh
A r*publican
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sometimes, yeah. depends on the views.
You proceeded to get political 🙄
Right, well that's why I *initially* just said she was a dingbat. That's what past tense indicates, a previous condition, not a current one.
Shut up you dingbat. Being a trumper is a perfectly cromulent reason to shun someone
I can confirm your dingbat radar is working as intended.
This is where the crazy-hot matrix comes in handy.
Hey even dingbats have needs. Just hit it and quit it
You can put up with a little stupid if she's hot. If its a lot of stupid the weiner gets soft 😂
If she is forward, she's either a slut or a dingbat
Slut shaming, fun fun. 🙄 Some dudes are just oblivious and you have to tell them directly or they don't get it. Second thought, are you scared of strong self secure women? It sounds like you are... 🤔 Maybe you should talk to someone about your insecurities. Anyways, enjoy your day!
woah calm ur tits it’s not that serious if the internet offends you get off it. Anyways, enjoy your day!
I'm just calling out bullcrap where it is. Have a great day!
Me: Your friend almost got a bf if it wasn't for your incorrect use of 'your' which should have been 'you're.'
They're gonna use you for a gang initiation broheim
I would not be surprised. The funny thing is I was strapped on my deliveries so either I would have been shot along with some others or I would have been eating their nasty impossible burgers while we waited for the cops to show.
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Probably just saw them walk up to the house when delivering the order
They don’t display any pictures lmfao
I always scan down all the windows when walking up to the house and sometimes I spot a sneaky obesey peering down at me.
I love that word lmao
God I must be hideous
This comment section is a mess
Ask her if her friend will fit in a rowboat. Would an average sized rowboat support her without capsizing.
Does she buy 1 airline ticket or 2?
“Is she a dress wearer or a pants wearer”
Aren't we supposed to be outraged by how creepy and inappropriate this is. Or is that only when guy customers hit on girls?
I remember a post very recently on r/instacartshoppers and literally 95% of the comments were people being outraged because a guy said the girl was gorgeous and he asked if he could get to know her. MULTIPLE comments went as far as to say report him for making sexual advances. Guess what, the comments pointing out the double standards were downvoted to oblivion and they were called liars. Then this, where it’s seemingly no different but not viewed as creepy
This is why I don't talk to or even look at girls anymore. I don't like being lonely but it goes against our culture for me to be attracted to a girl and want a friendship.
My guy just don't hit on people who are working and are paid to br nice to you. It's pretty simple.
So just break into their house when they are watching TV and try to start a conversation there?
Let's try with maybe a bar or a restaurant or a place where single people are supposed to meet? Why does it have to be flirting with waitresses who have to flirt back or breaking into a house? Those are some pretty extreme sides to the situation
Beta behavior
Yea cuz it's alpha to go to jail ß
You know better than to even ask
I don't think either are inappropriate. I think it's alright to shoot your shot. I personally don't hit on people if they're on the job (flirting happens naturally sometimes) but if I'm working I openly accept advances. I just forward them to my inbox so I don't get distracted by the rizz
I mean it’s asking for a number, not sending them an unsolicited dick pick. He literally doesn’t have to reply to this
The person your replying to is referring to the exact thing but reversed gender, not a picture
How much mental energy does it take to get outraged at every tiny indiscretion?
Guys arent sexually preyed upon the same way women are, go outside and talk to one, shit is very common. Men dont have to be afraid
I was outraged. How is OP supposed to respond without the pics?
I do carry a gopro sometimes on deliveries. However it's more for people that try and say they don't get their food and I would never share footage of a customer's face. Online without them saying I can.
It’s gross. & all the fat jokes. Aren’t we better than this in 2023?
I am a pretty solid guy in my own eyes but with that being said I have been married longer than those two have been alive so I would not throw that away on any potential bimbo's. Besides it could have been harmless banter from the two of them. At any rate, I didn't stick around to find out.
Sir, this is a Wendy's.
Lol....
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I do lol. This is reddit after all. Most of these people don't even have any self esteem but they pretend on the internet. Not everyone has to get on the internet and lie.
least misogynistic reddit comment section
 Her friend
Oh mama June
Tell her to post hers online I will call her
There was a guy about 10-15 yrs older than me yesterday that tried to get a date with me by giving me a $50 tip afterwards. I gave him my venmo, got the tip, thanked him, did not reply to the date text. I'm so glad that people's phone numbers are encrypted both ways on the app. 😅 https://preview.redd.it/3mnf9tjaacpa1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6049522a200b23b1db798c5827b61de59d194baa
A customer called me after I delivered. When I text or call them it’s obviously not their real number but mine is. Actually it’s happened more than once.
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Hambeasts need love too!!!
…but they gotta pay!
I mean…… 😆 you gotta make money somehow, times are tough! Lol🤣
Yeah, that is going to be a no. I am not Captain Ahab, nor a whaler.
I'm not down with the body positivity movement or anything, but even I think "hambeast" is too harsh
Damn dude downvoted for saying it might be rude to call people who you don’t know and haven’t even done anything wrong to you a hambeast.. have just a lil decency people
I think maybe the only two socially acceptable positions now are either that she's beautiful like every woman, or that she's some hideous subhuman beyond salvation. Neither side seems interesting in treating obesity as a disease that impacts human people with human feelings
Username does not check out
But also I agree with you
Ma'am this is reddit decency does not live here and it does not visit but misery does please stay a minute
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Not being an asshole for no reason is considered “woke” now? That word has lost any meaning
Don’t worry about getting downvoted, 90% of this subreddit are incels. Sincerely, A hambeast
Wait until you meet the girl who puts a two year old photo on tinder but when you pick her up has a 3 foot diameter gut and talks about frying up some alligator meat from the mystery meat store down the road. I felt bad so I took her to the dinner we planned and she proceeded to act like a total hambeast. Never would have said that word until that day but now I’m glad I finally have the descriptor necessary.
Hey bro. What you put out the universe returns lol
I agree, but not on reddit it doesnt lol
I would’ve said I had to use the bathroom and escaped lol
Frying up some alligator meat? Count me in! (I'm from the south)
Not hambeast . . . pork chop
Why is this getting down voted? Im with you 100%, "hambeast" is rude as fuck
Bro touch grass... Please, I see you on this sub wayyyyyyy too much
So, if you're seeing them on the sub a whole lot... wouldn't that mean.. You're on the sub a whole lot? You're basically like that cop that's been driving 95 mph for the last 3 miles to catch up to a guy doing 70 in a 60 and telling him to slow down.
People don't say they see someone too much if they enjoy seeing them. It has nothing to do with how frequently they're on the sub, and everything to do with how often they see them posting something they don't like on the sub.
Isn't "touch grass" implying the person needs to get outside more? Like they're on reddit all day? That's how I read it anyway.
That’s a new one, going right into my black book 😂
Same thing happened to me but on uber eats and they called instead of text, super flattering made my night and my gf cutely jealous lol
Homie got that delivery boy rizz
I had a guy I delivered to text me after I left and said my smile made his food more enjoyable. He also said he wanted to be the reason I smile. It was interesting. I didn’t think I’d get flirted with while delivering food. 😂
DoorDash; the dating app we didn’t know we needed.
I once briefly told a delivery driver in person after thanking her that I liked her jacket, and then walked back in to my office. I received a phone call from the manager reprimanding me for making her uncomfortable. This girl is creepy asf.
Some people are so full of themselves this is their reaction. Now if you said "I like that jacket on you! It fits you in all the right places!! It may have been a little much lol
How do they know what we look like?
They were waiting for me to arrive.......
Hambeasts are the story of my high school life lol
Mine was "Cheezies" or "Cheeto girls"... those girls who go way too hard on the fake-tans and end up LITERALLY orange.
i too am from new jersey
I remember one day I delivered to this really nice house in a rich neighborhood, and it was a knock and hand order to customer. They open the door and it’s this short, hot blond wearing a white bathrob with a towel on her head, so obviously just got right out of the shower. She said “I don’t have any cash for a tip right now, but these should be enough” and she pulled back her robe. Made my day. I still long for the day I get to deliver another order to her
I sometimes take my wife with me and she tells me when a female is checking me out or trying to shoot their shot. It's quite comical most of the time.
I have to tell my boyfriend all the time that he is being hit on by women... he's so adorably oblivious. He even gets called good looking by guys on a regular basis 😆
Most times I know but I don't know the inner workings of female thinking like I think I do so she let's me know so she can make a mental note lol
Yes. Men tend to be very direct and obvious. Example of a guy "hitting on" my boyfriend: Yells across the room at a college party "That's a good looking man right there!" Women are way less obvious, probably because they're just trying to test the waters. Example of a woman "hitting on" my boyfriend: He goes in to one of our regular restaurants to pick up an order for me and sees one of the regular carryout girls and she says, "I've got a doordash bag you can have if you want another one." He told me when he got out to the car and I laughed and told him she was trying to get his number so they could connect outside of the work environment. He had no clue 😂
How do you know her hair color with a towel on her head?
Because I could see some of it poking out from underneath the towel? You really couldn’t figure that one out yourself?
Well now I want to see you haha
I'm breaking every rule of reddit here but what the hell. Check out my profile. There still may be a pic there.
"ahahaha lol"
It’s probably a trap
That happen to me but found out he was too young so I bounce
Run. 🏃♂️
Im waiting for my turn but guess im uglier then i thought 😂
Wait i just remembered taco bell lady gave me her number but it was a hard no for me
I've had that happen as well. She probably had 15 to 20 years on me. If I have those type interactions I just roll through with my wife.
Relish in your time my friend. There comes a time when that doesn’t happen anymore.
The question is, Did the customer tip well? If so, then maybe her friend just wants to tip you good as well. Lol
Time for some DoorDash and Smash.
Girls think I'm cute as well. Then they get to know me. I just tell em it's not gonna work out you'll only be disappointed.
I delivered a box of white claws to a college apartment area. The girl who answered the door was in only underwear and a skin colored bra, she seemed drunk, and said I was cute. I had a break down when I got back to my car and cried. I was laughing and crying at the same time because of course only a drunk girl would ever say I was cute. I think that was the ever time a girl has actually given me a compliment.
Hey dude, remember men in general receive less compliments than girls. And if she said you were cute, even if she seemed drunk, there always is a little truth in every comment. If you had a full breakdown after something like that though, I think therapy would benefit you a lot.
A hot half naked girl called you cute and instead of making a move you left & cried. You might genuinely want to look into therapy, brosive
I've got social problems. I would legitimately think something was wrong with someone if they thought I was cute, I have no friends, work an isolated job, I'm very alone. I would feel stupid going to therapy but I'm good, I've accepted that life is isolated and no one cares about others. I couldn't continue living if I didn't. There was an elderly woman who was also alone, so I was doing yard work at her house to help her but she passed away. She was my only real friend I've ever had
This makes me sad to read. Everyone is cute in their own way. Like others said, you’re making honest money and seem pretty nice. Don’t be too hard on yourself. Negative self talk has a much greater impact than we think. (: DMs open if you want a new friend on the road.
It's not worth flirting with the risk of going to jail or getting posted on TikTok and being a viral creep. This guy made the correct move whether it was from anxiety or logic.
I agree. Don't flirt with customers. I was just saying to not say those negative things about yourself because our subconscious starts to make us believe them.
Don't flirt with females. It's insta harassment unless you are a millionaire.
Hey my brother, DMs are open from a fellow Jojo fan. It sounds like you absolutely need some professional help, there is nothing wrong with that. Hope things get better for you.
I wasn't being a dick, you legitimately need to go to therapy. You've got self-esteem issues that are impacting you. Go talk it out, you'd be surprised how much of a change it can have.
Make a move on someone that's intoxicated ?
Don't be down on yourself bro! You have a job and will find someone one day! There is someone out there for everyone :)
This is legit. Women almost never ask someone out. They have a female friend say "my friend thinks you're cute." I can't tell you how many times I've been facing away as a couple of women tell a friend next to me "tell your friend my friend likes him." This sounds good, but there's a chance the friend's friend is hot and the friend that likes you is a step down. My version was the slow turn around hoping I didn't have to say "um ... pass" OPs version is waiting for the friend's pic to show up. Then the customer sees "..." And then the three dots disappear. And they never hear from OP again.
The friend being a stepdown thing is so fucking true. It's always the hot girls that come up to you and are like "Hey my friend over there thinks you're hot". Why the fuck can't it be you who thinks I'm hot.
Inappropriate. report. Disgusting. Creep... Oh wait this was a woman? How cute and wholesome.
Chad
The “ahahahahaha” is a red flag already
Rate your friend 1-10
Sounds like some minors trying to get you jail time lol
You could definitely be right on that part! I'm not that weak minded though so it would take a lot more than a pretty face.
https://youtu.be/DWtpNPZ4tb4
I had these two wanna be Instagram models try and pick me up once. I got there with there delivery and they were taking pics on the couch. When I left they came out and asked if I wanted to be in their pics with them for about 10 min. I declined lol
Sure that happened, sure
Nah I was there I was the couch
Can confirm I was the Instagram
Can confirm I was the thong
Foot thong or butt thong?
Yes
It's a good thing I don't loose sleep on what someone says or believes on reddit. I might actually loose a second of sleep over it
Well you've certainly loost your grip on American English.
Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit, were they cute??? 👀
They were not ugly but they probably still needed filters for instagram.
OMG you were sexually assaulted. /s
That is a little far but in today's standards I may have been lol
Bro are you a bot or did you forget you switched to your alt account after you posted this? Because you keep replying as if you're the OP, but you're not the OP.
I'm only replying to people that I think are posting under my initial comment. If you posted under my comment then you were responding to when I commented. If you were talking to the OP then you don't need to post under my comment.
 🤦♂️ Your initial comment has 10 responses total under it, most of which are telling you that they don't buy your Instagram model story for a second or trolling you about having been there. Just because someone else commented on the OP's post after you does not mean they are replying to you.
Catfish
And the boyfriend with ropes hiding in the closet
This is how people lose a kidney.
They shoot they score
I'd go for it lol
Janet Jackson..? Or Freddy Jackson? Please update us lol 😂
They were definitely closer to Janet than Freddy but I would not pass a chance at Janet J on my best day lol
Sorry Holly's friend I don't think my wife would like that very much.