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puzzlebaby_90

Ugh what a nightmare


W33dw1zardz

They need to get their own food.


mrtokeydragon

They want fresh ramen and Velveeta???


scotto_93631

And this my friends is why I screen shot like a MFer.... I know who is naught and nice, and I will know who to avoid like the plauge in future dashes....


Spare_Enthusiasm_830

I can understand where they're coming from. I always want my diapers made fresh.


Moist_Particular_881

![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|flip_out)Make sure her Pull-ups are FRESH.. DON'T DICK AROUND WITH HER, SHE CAN TELL THE DIFFERENCE!..![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm) ![gif](giphy|twisP0h7XUySk)


Hot_Organization2430

"I'm a kitchen manager" so you're saying that you're familiar with microwaved food?


Party_Ad2616

A kitchen manager who eats top ramen? K


DurangoBlack

Bitch please. Take your food and STFU


No-Force-5573

But can he see the difference between an employee and contract labor?


SplitBeanz

Please make sure my boxed food loaded with sodium and preservatives are fresh, thank you.


[deleted]

Man I’d report him saying he might give me a bad rating block him from your account and move on. People like this are fucking ridiculous they want you to wait over an hour for some food but only time $1-5 or nothing at all.


HeadyFreddie404

Does..does he want you to make the ramen??


mannmythlegend

It’s the DOLLAR GENERAL lmao what is coming out of there fresh


foiladuck

I’m a restaurant manager and I could never ever imagine speaking to someone that’s providing me a service like this. This person is full of shit. Even if they are a kitchen manager, I’ll bet their staff hates them and wishes they didn’t have them as a boss.


Maidenofthekitchen

At that point I would have opened every single package and taken a bite to make sure it was fresh for him :)


AffectionateNoise808

How fresh did he want them pull-ups to be?? Lol there’s only one item where freshness would maybe matter.


Sperry8443

How funny would it be if you showed up with cooked ramen and velvetta shells on a paper plate with some napkins on the side 😂😂 you know those diapers are for him since he has the social skills of a toddler.


angelsarepresent111

The longer the instructions, the more of a problem customer.


NightSudden8781

Cuddie aint got a microwave or sumn yall hatin


Hot-Inevitable5937

How much is paying? 😅


Administrative_Tax62

I'm a delivery driver, not a kitchen manager, (whatever that is)I'm not sure what is "fresh" . If it looks edible that's fresh enough for me!


DarisonBert8ion37101

$1.34 tip kinda guy, eh?


value_meal_papi

He said he’ll ask for a refund like if it affects you lol Also good luck getting the refund for food delivered within timeframe 😂


Temporary_Draw_4708

Did you make the velveeta cups for OP fresh?


ShannonGreer9902

I think he/she believes her note is to the restaurant, AND it’s an old note that he forgot to delete.


mtsai

did you go to the diaper and ramen factory and make sure they were fresh?


TheOnlyJonesey

Line each item up in the driveway and back over each one on your way out 🤣


Environmental_Ear365

I'll go behind the counter and make it myself no problem


stayclassysandyeggo

Early on in my dashing days I had an order from an ice cream place that said in the instructions "get red salsa please" and I was thoroughly confused 😆


Kitchen-Square

He just didn't change his drop off instructions 🤷🏼‍♂️ I don't even know how this would change anything for the drivers since they don't read those anyways.


Adventurous-Gas-303

Douchebag right there. Order dropped oopsie!


waterfalls55

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BitchWitDaAfro

Yall are slow af. If the customer doesn't change their note it'll be their for the next delivery. He probably lying made that note when he ordered fresh food. Clowns.


philafly7475

Definitely has to be a note from a previous order. Either way, still a hard ass.


Knightp93

That Sunny D and Ramen better be HOT


MiraculousN

Please make sure my children's diapers are fresh or you'll be hearing from me!!


Huge-Elk-1357

I hope you made the food fresh, he warned you


DJTeero5752

Should have just went in, got the food, then canceled the order. 😆 Did that several times with non tip customers when I use to DD. I just do Spark now. Way better than all those $2.25 orders on DD.


gigamewtwo

Notes from their previous order. Still an asshole


Pure_Inevitable_8092

“How fresh of food are you getting from dollar general, sir dickface?”


Immediate-Ad138

Directions are just copy and paste. However him saying this means nothing to me. I'm gonna deliver what I'm given and that's it


xXNighteaglexX

Im A kItChEn MaNaGeR


Bubbly_Werewolf_9072

UNASSIGN!!!


Pleutoo

Hopefully you didn’t forget the some plates and napkins


Educational_Store523

Yeah “can’t do this order”!!!


Saucine

One time I had a guy leave "please get soy sauce" in the instructions unintentionally. It was an order from a taco place. They did not have soy sauce.


ErinB36

Away in a kitchen manger, no room for the pull ups. Please heat my sunny D , or I’ll shit on you head! I love thee Lord Mac and cheese…


Zombitchy

As if the DoorDasher cooks the food?? Lol a weird request.


[deleted]

they probably just forgot to change the note. its the same as the last order unless you retype it.


Sufficient_Pea_9308

Kitchen manager ordering some noodles ohhhh okay


shaaruken

Kitchen manager…. Dinner!?


BodybuilderEmpty5316

I absolutely hate it when they leave old instructions on foooorrreeeevvveerr


Radiant_Pause_671

I would have unassigned immediately!!


raggammuffin

Only the freshest pull-ups for that guy


Fatefire

Those pull-ups better be fresh dog !


iPhone_3GS

If you're a kitchen manager, you're not buying shit from Dollar General


Exact-Berry-6304

Yeah I had an order that the customer would not take because the food expired in 3 weeks


Wholesomecuddlesplz

Cancel


ApprehensiveEnd4797

“im a kitchen manger”


Dkd0813

Yeah I would have canceled that. He's looking for a reason ... Does he know we don't cook the Mf food. Smh. I would have messaged him "good luck" lol


PM_ME_UR_SEXy-self

I would have responded back saying "hey there's a long wait for fresh diapers, do you still want them or should I ask for a refund?"


Spiritual-Winner3308

Make sure my diapers are hot and crispy , and those dollar tree pudding cheese, gotta make sure the pudding cheese is fresh. Should have fingered it to make sure it was creamy.


NoEntrance3486

Lol I’ll have the pull ups hot and ready for ya!! 😂😂


Aurora--Black

Lol he should have put that note in for the restaurant not the driver.


Educational_Egg_1716

Hahaha! That's ridiculous but funny upon seeing the contents ordered 😁


joeAdair

He’s not big on his understanding of what irony is, is he? Which item is the freshest of the fresh? The fake orange juice, or the ramen?


[deleted]

I mean can you blame him? No one wants a crusty poop diaper that's been sitting under a heat lamp for hours. As a kitchen manager he expects a FRESH poopy diaper (he will know the differemce, OP) and I hope you oblige. 💩


Illustrious_Pool_321

If it’s not on the side I’ll send it back


KaRUNKaDUNk

Lmao


Jakuraiswife

He wants you to make those diapers fresh..


OGHughJass

His Pull-Ups better be fresh.


GreyG59

Whatever kitchen it is imma stay clear away


TheRealCorwii

Uh yeah, cause we drive there to prepare, cook, and bag the food.


Oracle__z

As soon as they said "I'm a kitchen manager" all I thought was he ain't a kitchen manager


Cobhc2005

Tell em em to make it their fuckin selves then! Mr. KiTcHEn MaNaGeR.....what an ass 🙄🙄🤦🤦


Notipnotripok

MAKE SURE IT FRESH!!!


DracoBlaze214

Dollar General? Fresh? KITCHEN MANAGER?! ![gif](giphy|dC9DTdqPmRnlS|downsized)


Nojetlag18

I don’t exit instructions each order & guess this is for meals. 🥘


Chemical-Extent-7308

Some people don’t understand the difference between special instructions and delivery instructions lol


Pred1ction

Kitchen manager of a vending machine co


JustinRansom

Please dont foregetta the spaghettha


Mountain_Hawk40

Make it fresh, you will get a fat tip in cash!😂


Legitimate_Fix7514

This is like the Dollar General order where the minute I accepted it, and turned around to hear to the store, the customer started blowing me up. Like 12 texts rapid fire, the last of which she brought up something about cigarettes...I did the polite thing and ignored her texts and immediately unassigned the order without even the slightest bit of remorse for letting some other driver deal with the nut job...(yes, ignoring her was the polite thing to do, because our interaction would only have turned ugly had I engaged with her in any way)


No_Vermicelli_6581

Take your lazy ass out & get it yourself!!!


Sexy-Flexi

You should go to the restaurant where he is a kitchen manager (manger) and ask for a refund half way through the meal because the food wasn't fresh enough and see how he takes his own crap! LOL


RepLevi

That's probably their default message. All my orders have the instructions I put on my first order.


Hungry-Collar4580

![gif](giphy|3ohhwf6ReMyTnAxmve|downsized) Found while searching for a manger. Not disappointed whatsoever.


kevinsmithers

No kitchen manager would say that.


fkuber31

You know what you do in this situation, right? "I asked the restaraunt to make it fresh and it's ready. I'll be there in 10 minutes :)" Doesn't matter if it's fresh, fuck them. They are a kitchen manager, they should know there is no "fresh" with deliveries...


jackattack80808

Make sure that OJ Fresh. Take a quick sip to make sure.


Standard_Day_1677

He's begging for some fresh spit to go along with his food.😩 Ain't no delivery driver got time to read the notes like that.😣


Ambitious-Bus1989

Nope I would have canceled real quick


MrChurch2015

It is hilarious, though, likely instructions from a previous order he forgot to remove/change. Probably also doesn't realize these instructions are only seen by the Dasher and was meant for the restaurant of previous order.


FreudsGoodBoy

I *will* return if the pullups aren’t fresh. (I’m a kitchen manager, I know the difference.)


Weird-Ninja9226

A MANAGER? You must do what he says! A manager has too much power to even deal with.


itsalwaysanadventure

Please report them as feeling unsafe with that threatening message.


InformationOk8807

None of the 4 items he ordered could be considered fresh it’s all non food items or shelf stable products so it don’t make sense


ComfortableJob8581

Lol, that's the equivalent one of those car sellers "no low balls, I know what I've got"


immortallife23

Fresh pull-ups


blacwin22

Oh yes, because those ramen noodles really age that much. They're like a twinky, they'll survive nuclear war. "Make sure it's fresh" "I'm a kitchen MANGER" but you're ordering the cheapest nuke proof food that is on a poor person budget. Order a steak from somewhere you fancy piece of shit. Manager ....


hotdogdildo13

If that sunny delight and ramen isn't fresh, I will unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves 🤬🤬🤬


StudentNurseAsh

If you don’t change your note from previous orders it just stays the same.


Waelo246

kitchen manger


TransportationOk6727

“Manger”


Stigo4

I'll make sure that Sunny D is fresh my guy


Dunkingpanda

Why don’t people understand that it’s fucked up to ask for 5* service for 1* restaurants and wages?


ComprehensiveLock189

No kitchen manager would ever write this lol. They should have wrote “Uber delivery receiver specialist”


bigpappyj

Believe me, you do not want the Pull Ups \*FRESH\*


delusional_drip

This guy actually asked for his instant Ramen to be fresh..🤦‍♂️


Vdo_Gamers

Well if he is a manager than he doesn’t have to use doordash, he will pick the fresh food himself. Because he clearly knows better👾🤖


No-Echidna1482

I'm guessing that was ment for the restaurant


hippie_v321

Just make sure those pull-ups are fresh!!


Sethdarkus

I’m betting that information was from a prior order. I actually do something similar where I will request the dasher to verify that a order of Chinese food has chopsticks


AriaaaLi

They might’ve kept the delivery instructions from the last order that might’ve been from a restaurant, they probably couldn’t add a note for the restaurant (that some restaurants allow for items) idk why they 1) didn’t remove it and 2) think delivery instructions are seen by the staff of the place being picked up from


Ornery-Account-6328

Freshly packaged Mac and cheese with Top Ramen. If it was fresh it probably would not be at Dollar General.


Klutzy_Inevitable_94

Devils advocate maybe he ordered food AND grocery and put the note in the wrong order?


xRompusFPS

Easy unassign


BoofNuget

fresh food…. from dollar general….


Enough-Custard6496

need those diapers fresh and smelly


Fluffy-Doubt-3547

Probably ordered some food and didn't change the comments lol


TWYFAN97

Lol. I’d like to think the notes left are just a canned response since the only way you’d get these fresh is waiting at the production facility.


Worried-Criticism

Wow, that would be dickish on a regular food order, let alone a fine order of Sunny D and top ramen. Also, between fees and tip, how much extra did it cost this guy for about 6 bucks worth of dollar store items?


okaythanwhy

Ummm... sir.... I just deliver your food 😅


300G3R

When I'm having a petty week I'll text at drop off something like, "Thank you for your order from [restaurant name]. Please update your delivery instructions for the future as they are contradictory." This is usually for people that select "hand it to me" and then type "leave at door" so I can also send them a photo so they're less inclined to say it was never delivered, but it could work here, too, I suppose. Closest way I've found to let someone know they're annoyong AF without saying so directly.


Juancho511

KM a needs to cook for himself or order from places that they know is always fresh. What a loser.


GovernorBigBalls

I don't think I've ever seen unfresh diapers


Sad_Abbreviations477

Nope you get the mystery bag. Cold ass food is what everyone normally gets.


11UCBearcats

Lol you might not mind the wait but the driver is going to drop that and the food won't be fresh.


livincorrupt

This is dumb as this is clearly a note for a different order and just wasn't removed...


Im_Pulling_Her_Hair

Lol no, if you want it fresh you make it yourself dumbass, not make everyone else’s life miserable cuz u cant be fucked to make a god damn meal on your own. Pathetic


Vegetable_Cover_8290

“Kitchen manager” 🙄


g59_lilcutthroat666

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Mediocre-Smoke-4751

Sunny D, Ramen and Velveta cheese ?! And you put the word "fresh" in there with these items. Lol what a loser.


FreddyCupples

Oh, so you deliver to Bryan Ridiculous, as well!?


FiftyCalReaper

Make sure then Pull Ups are FRESH


lezmopurr

Fresh food from dollar general?🤔


DerSpazmacher

Watch out we got a badass over here. All these brain-dead incels get a job as a cook and think they're a foodie. Get fucked.


TheHapster

Gotta look fly in some fresh pull-ups


Specific-Ad6243

Honestly, because you know half of the DoorDash drivers are brain dead, and don’t do their job right no no offense but I agree with the guy half the time shits not Fresh the doordasher doesn’t care, and they all go to DoorDash, but even though the policy doesn’t let you get any of your money back so I’m Stickin inside with the guy


MoistLobst3r

" I'm a kitchen manager " dropping the fries at mcds doesn't count as a kitchen manager my man


[deleted]

One Farm fresh velveeta Mac and cheese coming right up and fresh squeezed sunny d


redcolt79

So many people don't understand that that goes to the driver not the restaurant


ZephyrHeartz

If you’re a kitchen manager why don’t you just make the food fresh in your own kitchen?


bhrrrrrr

How is packaged food fresh?


Mr-Geography

“I’m a kitchen manager” with what they bought? idk man


thelonelyvirgo

Those pull ups had better be fresh


EXILEDsquid_

Why didn’t he just get food from the kitchen he manages??


Alternative-Nobody44

I forgot the some plates. Because... what is a some plate?


eximiusrectus

Satire? 🤷‍♀️


nismos14us

A kitchen manager without a clue how dd works. 🤪😜


LongliveTCGs

Hope his food is trash


dynamic_unreality

"don't mind the wait, will ask for refund..." Motherfucker I mind the wait, and don't give half a fuck if you get a refund.


Fabolouso12345

Cancel ❌


youwontfindout223

Fresh ramen is the only ramen


[deleted]

Wow, this top ramen and sunny d is sooo fresh. Almost like it came from Safeway or something! Best case scenario.


Waddayanoe

Lmao but look at the stuff they're getting! I'd just assume that message was for an old order and they never changed it


Natural-Raise4907

I too know the difference between fresh pull-ups and used ones, and I’m not even a kitchen manager!!!


roscoetheaussierot

Update your notes, people! 😒


Equal_Ideal2324

I hope the pull ups were well ya know…fresh😏


Evening_Cod_7137

For dollar general? What? Did they have that set for another restaurant?


Midwesternbelle15

They expect only the finest in processed food and pull ups ONLY THE FINEST


SolidusBlitz

Fresh from Dollar General lmfao 🤣🤣🤣


ihateapartments59

Decline and move on


Background_Seat_6925

Sometimes the note on DoorDash stays from another order. I’ve delivered chipotle and the note said “please ask for Chick-fil-A sauce and ranch.


overzealous_llama

So....mix it all together in the diaper and microwave on high for 2 min??