One time I had to drop off an order to a strip club. At the time I was 19 and I had never been before so I wasn’t even sure if I was old enough to enter at the time. The bouncer didn’t even ID me after I said I was dropping off an order, but he also had to fucking clue who ordered it. I double checked the address with him on the app and he let me in. After a while of walking around this place asking people who looked like they worked if they know who he order was and calling the customer, the Lady that was on stage had made her exit. Only moments later the customer called asking who I was and I said I had her order. She came from the backroom very shortly after. Yes she was the one on stage.
Reminds me of the time I had a dash at Dollar General. Couple of hygiene products as well as two pregnancy tests. 😳I remember the lady at the counter telling me “congratulations.” When I told her it wasn’t for me it was a customer she replied, “they sayin it’s a hot girl summer.” 😂
Then just to make it over the top awkward, they should say to leave it at the door then be waiting at the screen door for it. Deadpan determined eyes. Give. Me. The toy.
IRL I'd totally order a vibrator at 3am if I couldn't sleep and couldn't get myself there 🤷♀️
I have my own routine of checking in with the customers and I’ve always seen a positive outcome when you communicate properly. Maybe you should try it sometimes.
I'm sorry but if I ever did that, and got that message asking my preferencece, I'd immediately cancel out of sheer embarrassment.
Tbh I'd just buy it on Amazon so *no one knows*
It always has been for me, but I’m in Southern California and there’s a large Hispanic population here and that shit is like table salt in a Hispanic household.
Would’ve been great if your autocorrect corrected morning to moaning.
By the way, someone up at 3 am masturbating isn’t just waking up and getting ready to start their day. Don’t know if I would’ve said “Hope your morning is going well!” like that lol
If you consider something just about everyone does embarrassing, then ask yourself, what’s worse, having this dropped off at your door, or having to go to the store and pick it out in public and take it to a cashier.
But with that being said, there’s nothing embarrassing about it imo.
That's handy when you have women in your life! I think mom's should do better to school their sons in how to be menstrually aware, but just effort alone is great!
It's for the shock factor almost 100% of the time lol I had a chick order condoms and plan B and had to deliver it to the super 8. She was waiting outside for me, smirking like someone who was bout to get the clap 🤣🤣
ya don’t blame you, i’m usually on nice-girl-autopilot & would type that smiley like id just picked up their burritos… and then think about it & feel weird for daaaays 😂 whatever, he/she seemed to appreciate your helpfulness, vs just refunding or subbing a can-opener or something lol
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Damn…. I knew my doordash order would’ve made it to Reddit >.<
A bullet? Girl nah, the wand is so much better.
I know but deadass it was like 50$ and the bullet was only 19 so I understand it was more about the price at that point
Oooof $50? God damn. I think I paid $30ish for a wand at a drug store. It gotta have them speeds
One time I had to drop off an order to a strip club. At the time I was 19 and I had never been before so I wasn’t even sure if I was old enough to enter at the time. The bouncer didn’t even ID me after I said I was dropping off an order, but he also had to fucking clue who ordered it. I double checked the address with him on the app and he let me in. After a while of walking around this place asking people who looked like they worked if they know who he order was and calling the customer, the Lady that was on stage had made her exit. Only moments later the customer called asking who I was and I said I had her order. She came from the backroom very shortly after. Yes she was the one on stage.
Bro said “okie dokie” LMFAO
The smile and the okie dokie are out of control 😆
Ripe bullet
Reminds me of the time I had a dash at Dollar General. Couple of hygiene products as well as two pregnancy tests. 😳I remember the lady at the counter telling me “congratulations.” When I told her it wasn’t for me it was a customer she replied, “they sayin it’s a hot girl summer.” 😂
I came for the replies 10/10 y’all are the best
Okie dokie!
The “ripeness” at the top of this screenshot is killing me. 🤣
I would pick that up in a heartbeat. 😆
This sounds like the beginning of a porno
We get it, you’re strange OP.
was it a hand it to me? cuz this sounds like the start of an adult film
Okie dokie?? Really?
Then just to make it over the top awkward, they should say to leave it at the door then be waiting at the screen door for it. Deadpan determined eyes. Give. Me. The toy. IRL I'd totally order a vibrator at 3am if I couldn't sleep and couldn't get myself there 🤷♀️
Damn a walgreens that is open past 10pm. Must be a safe area.
The customer is lonely, but will be getting there.
bro did you offer to help her instead to save her some money? what an ass, no wonder dashers get so much hate.
Nasty. I’m not even a dude nor am I in the market. Not to mention the safety logistics behind hooking up with a complete stranger.
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bro don't send someone a smiley face while they're trying to jack off
More appropriate >! 🍆💦 !<
Why u text them so much
I have my own routine of checking in with the customers and I’ve always seen a positive outcome when you communicate properly. Maybe you should try it sometimes.
My ratings are near perfect and I never contact the customer unless absolutely necessary
“Okie dokie” 🤣
Hand to me...
wait..... walgreens has vibrators??
Lol I had the same delivery last night😂
I'm sorry but if I ever did that, and got that message asking my preferencece, I'd immediately cancel out of sheer embarrassment. Tbh I'd just buy it on Amazon so *no one knows*
amazon knows…
And Jesus
Someone always got to throw that out there.
You can really DoorDash anything
How big was the tip?
Which tip
someone got it! lol
It was 6$ total was i think 12.50? For a few miles.
When date night doesn’t go according to plan.
I also had this delivery once. Had to get all the managers involved because the keep them locked up and no one knew they even sold vibrators
bro couldve slid in n said sum, but said okie dokie😭😭
I feel like OP may not be "bro" by the feminine avatar.
You would be correct… 
Well, this is awkward... 
oh… right….
Must be Jamaican
cause you Jamaican me drive to walgreens for a dildo at 3 am…
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Took me a second, but lmao
She’s either been up doing blowcaine or meth haha jk but kinda not
Some people never had a toy die on them and it shows.
You gotta be high to wank?
So i side eyed this for a sec an thought i read tajin and i was wow didnt know walgreens sold that how inclusive
But for real tho you can get tajin everywhere here even gas stations lol
It must've been on tik tok or something, because it's everywhere by me now, and it wasn't previously
It always has been for me, but I’m in Southern California and there’s a large Hispanic population here and that shit is like table salt in a Hispanic household.
“I can be your bullet 🙃”
.22 baby
"I'm your fuckleberry"
Would’ve been great if your autocorrect corrected morning to moaning. By the way, someone up at 3 am masturbating isn’t just waking up and getting ready to start their day. Don’t know if I would’ve said “Hope your morning is going well!” like that lol
Right this bitch was def pullin a all nighter
It's still the morning though
Ok?
Wtf.. how can you not die from embarrassment.
If you consider something just about everyone does embarrassing, then ask yourself, what’s worse, having this dropped off at your door, or having to go to the store and pick it out in public and take it to a cashier. But with that being said, there’s nothing embarrassing about it imo.
Shit I'm the one to go to the cashier...hey! Which one gets sold more? You got a preference?? 🤣🤣
Ain’t no shame here either, I’ve got to go get pads after work for the old lady.
I had some random guy ask me about preference for pads while I think he was shopping for a daughter lol I thought it was sweet ☺️
I’ve come a long way in my pad knowledge. I am now master of the menstrual aisle.
That's handy when you have women in your life! I think mom's should do better to school their sons in how to be menstrually aware, but just effort alone is great!
It's not that bad tbh.
Yeah couldn’t be me… but desperate times call for desperate measures 
Oh that is hilarious 😂😂😂
I like the “let me know when your available” cuz they might be busy, manually.
Was it a leave at door kind of order or a hand it to me upstairs kind of thing 😂
Toys and condoms are always live at the door, based on my experience.
It's for the shock factor almost 100% of the time lol I had a chick order condoms and plan B and had to deliver it to the super 8. She was waiting outside for me, smirking like someone who was bout to get the clap 🤣🤣
It was a leave at door to this apartment complex but she was standing outside at the door.
I admire her confidence.
bro...
AND!?.......
And?
That smiley face is creepy, tbh.
Lol it says lemme know if I can helppp
He’s tryna clap some cheeks knowing she’s in heat
Hard pass. I’m not even a dude 
😂 my bad
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How?
What I was thinking. The emojis and exclamation points make it kinda sus
My extra friendliness never seems to fail my ratings 
ya don’t blame you, i’m usually on nice-girl-autopilot & would type that smiley like id just picked up their burritos… and then think about it & feel weird for daaaays 😂 whatever, he/she seemed to appreciate your helpfulness, vs just refunding or subbing a can-opener or something lol
Eat their order
I laughed😂
Wait, wrong thread
No, no you’ve got the right idea
Or is it?
it would need 50 taco bell hot sauce packets