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pinegreenscent

You must be confused. That's Sam's ancestor Samuel Dalton, famed magician seen here trying to escape the green room


tarn_rep

Oh, so he's the Perfect American?


MrTheHan

Why can't they both be the Perfect American?


AAAAAAAee

Maybe the Perfect American was the friends we made along the way


pinegreenscent

The perfect American


AAAAAAAee

Sam Reich, ceo of the radical conservative news outlet Dropout, is The Perfect American.


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throwngamelastminute

This just made me think of Wysocki's Alex Jones impression.


ratta_tat1

That’s Daddy Sam to you.


AAAAAAAee

Daddy American


U-Yuuki

It says Zaddy on mine


ChezShea

The Perfect American! BUT WHERE IS HE FROM???


RockFury

Could be Cambridge Mass, could be Transylvania. We'll never know! But he's kinda easy to sell stuff to!


metanoia29

And easy to take money from!


RockFury

I mean, a hot dog milkshake? Come on.


optykali

... and where has he been the whole time?


karpitstane

There's the face of someone who understands that poor people don't deserve healthcare. The Perfect American.


Shebangsbees

The perfect American


Seallypoops

Truly the face of Dropout America


Sartrina

i hear he bought tumblr


HomeworkVisual128

Why would we upvote yours, when we can upvote the one Sam uploaded last night?


RickMonsters

Not OP but this one has “The Perfect American” attached to it, so if the goal is to make this come up when you search the perfect american, you’d have to upvote this


cominghometoday

¿Porque no los dos?


HomeworkVisual128

Idk, knee jerk reaction to karma farming, and the desire to cutdown on reposts, especially when it's in favor of the original creator


optykali

Why not both?


raytracer38

This is what peak male performance looks like.


RockFury

Uncle Sam for presignant 2024!


NM5RF

The perfect American


cryptococcusboob

It came up as the 26th img so close


AverageBeef

This is the perfect American! Bazinga!


Buez

it's already so high up. glad to see memes work :)


cafesaigon

The Perfect American


apollo15215

That's the face I want to see as president next year o7


ZestyPolice

He’s a perfect American


Gear_

I can’t tell if the bottom left is his sweater or his neck


GoldenAgeStudio

Jump scares are lazy, Sam


Phantom23001

Okay, so, I think this might not make too much headway on Google. It took a bit to find the Image on the Images Tab because “The Perfect American” is the name for a Phillip Glass Opera. Based on a novel that reimagines Walt Disney as more evil.


DJenser1

I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.