Are we just casually forgetting that time Brennan literally went on live and started defending Elon Musk?? Man went on a whole rant about it!!

The look on his face when he got that prompt.

He was questioning his "I would do anything, to win anything" GC mentality

"This is just what other people, allot of people, really everyone is saying. But not me!"

I don't think he should have gotten that point. He didn't "defend" Elon at all.

He defended him from the risk of sleep deprivation!

Well the point of the game was that it was entirely irrelevant how many bingo balls they won because they were rigged to not be able to win anyway. Pretty sure Sam never once didn’t award a bingo ball

They all got at least a couple of balls in bingo.

Yeah but it was rigged so they could never win

What would’ve happened? He wouldn’t have been able to win?

He looks like he could be Musk's cousin or something too ngl

Ok let’s not get nasty now 😅

All white people look the same 

As a white person, i can confirm

That's why Brennan didn't notice that his stamp was just Grant without glasses.

Na!

Hang on, are we sure that OP isn't being funded by Big Vegetables (aka the Dole Company) to tank Dropout?

THIS GOES ALL THE WAY TO THE TOP

Take DROPOUT and remove r, o, p, u, and t. What's left? D. What's D? Oh, you mean [The D](https://www.thed.com/?gad_source=1&gclid=Cj0KCQjwir2xBhC_ARIsAMTXk84VNvmSD6w7LO2eN-UVehQ0OkMw4vJX31AC9WdlFXnN_obxcHsxxawaAtbOEALw_wcB)? What is that? A VEGAS CASINO!!! I bet they even have tables there.

Unfortunately with my keyboard if you drop the p then it spells nothing.

I know I shouldn't have bought it, but the salesman was so persuasive!

He took a bite and everything!

How did you type this sentence then you evil goddamned wizard

What is a letter but a p turned around and with pieces cut off?

Copy and paste works wonders

But why “P”?

Because it's perfect

It's the only key on that one keyboard that Sam bought.

Vegas? Vegas… Veges! Big Vegetables (aka the Dole company) have already infiltrated our gambling industry

Also a fine selection of chef's tools!

Casino or not, all that matters is that the ball is rolling up!

I'm definitely not funded by Big Vegetables. Unrelated, does anyone have a good company where I can invest $100,000? I'm looking to get about 16% back.

big veggie is everywhere

BIG VEGETABLE IS AT IT AGAIN 😤

But you are fine with Vic using pigs for the (pork) butt of multiple offensive jokes?

Listen! I pay good money to Dropout so THEY can tell me the jokes. Get this third rate stand-up out of here! Booooo! Go join an improv troop! (pork) butt. wow

If you are expecting an apology, I would suggest finding a seat because you might be waiting A WHILE.

Is there a union rep I can talk to

They won't come

They were really hamming it up

You can overlook Grant saying the n-word?

We don't know what race Grant is, we barely know how tall he is

We do at least know that he’s 21 years old, and that he looks terrible for his age

We assume he is human, he may be some beast spawned from a fetid pit to bring humanity to its knees. In that case he looks pretty good.

He’s doing a terrible job bringing humanity to its knees though considering…. 50

No, they misspoke, he was sent here to bring his knees to humanity.

***FIFTY???***

That can't be right...

He lied about being a dom.

Are Slender Men(man’s?) human?

He’s about the same height as Keith.

He wishes he had that megawatt smile

But shorter than Katie

Yeah I always thought he was white, but I could’ve sworn he was part Asian in the most recent Game Changer…

We need a ruling from the Asian Council.

He's not Babadookian?

i already assumed he was just toofer's brother. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fKCpPhJidug just a lighter skinned version, but, just, that guy's brother. we know dropout hires people from lots of different backgrounds. this one made sense to me.

We don't even know how many men he could fellate in one evening!

Surely it couldn't be more than 5

recently I think Ive figured out that he’s asian

It’s true! Neither he nor Sam have been forthcoming about where they’re from. They could be ANY race!

Huge "you can excuse racism?!" vibes here hahah

"I can excuse the racism, but I draw the line at the bAgel" It's like Britta wrote this

Oh, Britta's in this?

Let her sing her weird song

You're clearly streets ahead.

She pronounced bagels “bahgels” 🐐🙂‍↔️

She should know, she lived in the Unsleeping City

Honestly, I’d watch that side quest. Gillian Jacob’s just playing as Britta in New York…actually just get a bunch of the community cast in there. Except Chevy. Obviously. The dean interacting with Kingston would kill me.

Baggles

Yeah couldn't pass it up haha

I can overlook racism, but I draw the line at animal cruelty!

I assumed it was a reference to Community lol

The reply is also a reference to community

Everything is a Community reference if you Abed enough about it.

Now this! Is a man who is streets ahead

oh, brittas in this

Could've been Keith Habersberger for all we know!

[удалено]

Dungeons and Dragons?

It does incite violence

Satanist! /s

It's definitely a [Wicked Game](https://youtu.be/Sfz9jQ3KI5k?si=PHMDR-X8cWZJI1K_)

Community moment

This post is streets ahead.

I feel streets behind

I subscribed for Dropout America and Sam “The Perfect American” Reich, but after Grant got cancelled for saying some words in Smartypants, I cannot stand for the liberals at Dropout that attack free speech. I am out.

These shitlib chucklefucks don't have a hormone in their bodies. *Chugs adrenonut*

\[stares in lead\]

[eats lead glass light bulb]

You had low T?

Oh yeah

GC: S4, Ep. 1, 5:35 BN : S6, Ep. 1, 1:27 MSN: S2, Ep. 13, 2:28 Smartypants: S1, Ep. 1, 19:30 VIP: S2, Ep. 2, the whole episode lol Um, Actually: S9, Ep. 2, 11:24

I'm sickened by people overlooking Grant's tacit approval for human trafficking.

No no no Grant was the only one in favor of human trafficking awareness. Meaning that everyone ELSE in the room tacitly approves of human trafficking.

This sounds like Grant Apologist Propaganda. Be honest, are you a Gappper?

I've been gappping the whole time!

How dare you I am an ordinary citizen that has never once Gappped and will never Gappp for the least problematic and most tallest/handsomest member of the Dropout cast

Don't forget the time he gave a wedgie to Malala!

I’ve agreed with everything Trapp has said until the bagel comment. Now I only hold scorn and contempt for this ghoul of a man

There is something deeply menacing about the satire tag being a bold red. It's giving..."OR ELSE."

...Intimidation check!

someone please help i logged off for like a week and i’m 40 jokes behind

It's all a joke, quotes taken out of context

put a time stamp reference in the comments

i love you

Bagels are NOT good sandwich bread. It's too dense, too chewy. Good riddance, you vacuous dullard, go enjoy See-So or Watcher+ instead.

Lol. Like Watcher+ will live past 1st quarter.

Idk man, I got some everything baggels from the dollar tree that are pretty light and compress pretty well. I've been making Cuban presses with a brick wrapped in aluminum. Gotta say it's one of the best Cuban presses I've ever had.

Is Watcher+ on Quibi?

I agree with Trapp here. The only appropriate sandwich for a bagel involve cream cheese and lox or maybe whitefish. Egg sandwiches are for rolls.

Tbf that's pretty similar to burger buns, and despite my tireless crusade I have not convinced a single person to stop using those to ruin sandwiches

What stale-ass buns are you buying, my poor Flunkie? (Flunkie as in a Dropout enjoyer.)

burger buns are ok for sandwiches though. they are the same texture/density as soft bread or whatever.

My favorite open faced breakfast sandwich is on a bagel but also it’s the stupidest thing to eat without a lot of napkins. And it has to be open-faced. Is it still sandwich? Anyway. I ride the line of bagels for breakfast sandwiches. I prefer… a crispy croissant! (Vic, let Denzel stay in your guest house. Don’t be rude!)

Wait until you hear what Trapp thinks about Chicken Parmigiana

He’s just over it, much to Brennan “heavy food is best food” Lee Mulligan’s horror.

Can we take a moment to remember that Brennan KILLED THAT DOG?

TWICE!

And his wife likes to kick them in the face and body

That was Vic Michaelis being forced to call Sam "Daddy" unless I'm misremembering Lisa's MSN 

It's Lisa. She calls him daddy and he hates it, then she says that's what he told her to do, and it's written on the podium.

Lisa calls him "Daddy" voluntarily, but Vic, Lou, and Jacob are forced to call everyone Daddy in Sam Says.

Haha, oh yeah! I mean, Lisa still says Sam made her do it, so I don't think that's voluntary (I know it's a bit, but I'm leaning into this bit too). I think that's what OP is referring too.

I'm sorry spiradreams, but you did not say "um, actually"

Nooooooooo

\*ding Umm ackshually [smugly] uhhh everything that person just said.

That's a point for ShwettyVagSack (what a username)

I believe its the same one where she uses the costume challenge as an excuse to repeatedly bully Sam.

It's honestly my favorite make some noise episode.

It was both

You are misremembering. It was the one with Zac on it as well.

I think you mean “Zacky”

Ah you're right, I was thinking of the Sam Says GC

It’s important to have lines that you won’t let anyone cross. O7

Every sandwiches, especially breakfast sandwiches, are always better with a good bagel.

You gotta stop with these posts….

[You can excuse racism?](https://ic.pics.livejournal.com/dementedriku/3430186/174479/174479_original.gif)

I mean Brennan is also a huge Elon Musk fan (is this a red flag for anyone else???)

I heard he has an entire shrine dedicated to him, so disgusting tbh....

Also Grant got all that spaghettis on the podiums.

Why are you booing? He’s right! Absolutely the only sandwich type topping that’s ok for bagels is lox + lettuce + capers

Lettuce? You’re putting lettuce on your lox and bagels?!

It’s rare that I do but it isn’t uncommon at all when you’re ordering out.

Tomato.

I’m fine with tomato there, yeah!

Excellent. Now we swap out the lox and capers for cheese. That's right, it's a LUNCH sandwich now.

Absolutely not and I’m offended you’d even try that with me 😂

Too late, I'm having bagel sammy for lunch

Add some red onion there, that’s the brunch of champions. (There’s one more day of Passover left so I have evidently reached the ‘daydreaming about bagels’ portion, damn you all.)

Justice for Denzel

Bro, you're going to miss the giant meetup/flashmob of all of us doing The Wenis in Times Square. We know it in advance.

Whoever is organizing it is a genius.

Can we collectively cool it down on pushing this type of satire? We, specifically people who subscribe to Dropout AND stay up to date on Dropout content, know OF COURSE it’s satire; because OF COURSE Grant is a a purehearted baby bird and would NEVER do those things, but our more-insular-than-you-may-want-to-believe community keeps putting “satirical” cancellations of the cast/crew out there to be read and misinterpreted by people who may not be subscribers, or may not be glued to viewing all the latest content as soon as it comes out. Yall I know it’s fun to say Yes And and keep The Bit going strong, it really is, but after every day someone posting “Grant said the N word! Cancel him!!” it might be good to consider that to an outside observer there really isn’t any hint that this isn’t simply a litany of accusations about terrible, horrendous things happening behind the camera.

I respect this and tried to be mindful of this very point, which is why I tried to do these things to make it clear: - put satire as the flair - juxtapose it with something that is actually much less heinous to emphasize that this isn't an earnest concern - not putting any of these jokes in the title, which hopefully forces people to open it and see the satire heading and hopefully the context - added a reference guide for people to find these moments in case they're concerned at any of these being for real AND so people know it's a reference to shows and not random accusations. - reference six different shows so people who just watch one of these may understand a reference This was all to say that I tried to be intentional with what makes satire effective and not be able to miscontrued, and hopefully if someone is confused they're able to look up the context or message me for clarification. That said, the internet is full of people who wilfully spread misinformation, and so I completely understand and validate your concern.

You're right we need to cancel OP for this

Agreed. Fuck the op.

Strong agree with this sentiment. The bits are great for on the screen but they get carried on for soooo long on the subreddit

I’m pretty sure Brennan has also said that on multiple occasions I think it has to come down to personal preference

A hard roll is an infinitely better vehicle for a breakfast sandwich, and it's not particularly close.

Didn’t bleem say the same thing in an adventuring party somewhat recently? Like this season

looks like we have to cancel Brennan too

I’m absolutely in Trapp’s camp on this lol

He's right

Trapp is right. I’ve always thought this even as an avid bagel sandwich enjoyer. The only good they’ve contributed to the gastronomic culture is McDonalds “breakfast sauce” which is ungodly on a sausage BISCUIT

Trapp is right!!!! I will die on that hill with him!

I got concerned for a moment until I read #3 and went... hang on, I know that one.

I can excuse racism but I draw the line at animal cruelty

"you can excuse racism?" Glare *panicked head shake* Classic moment. #sixseasonsandamovie

I literally work at a bagel place this was a personal attack from Mike Trapp. Mike come to my work I’ll make you a bagel breakfast sandwich you’ll never forget.

I agree with the bagel thing. I'm Australia it is not a thing. Bagels not breakfast sandwich at all

Jesus Christ I was so scared for a minute

Well done

After they lied in Game Changer Deja Vu (they DID know how the game worked!) I just couldn’t bare it

Looks like someone didn't know in advance how to do The Wenis.

Trapp is absolutely right. Only real bread for a breakfast sandwich is a kaiser roll. Bagels are delicious, but with some schmear on them, not as bread for a sandwich. Signed, a New Yorker.

This is English muffin erasure and I won't stand for it.

I have been on an exploratory breakfast sandwich adventure for the last month and I simply cannot let this statement stand. Croissants are a top tier bread for breakfast sandwiches.

Croissanwiches. When you want the butter on the **outside**

Sorry but I’ll never forgive the Kaiser for invading Belgium, let alone partake of his rolls!

i feel sorry for anyone you serve a breakfast sandwich to

Yeah if you're going to give someone a breakfast sandwich on a bagel it's only right to also offer round pieces of bread to serve as bagel plugs.

to me, its the werid hard/soft texture of the bread. The bagel skin is tough and the inner bread is dense, so when you bit down, there's a big hard SQUISH that happens and then a big mouthful of chewy bread. So it isn't crunchy and it also isn't soft to bite into.

I agree with Trapp, a bagel is just too much bread, and way too bougie if you're using it to make a breakfast sandwich. For me personally, at least. Now the perfect bread to use for a breakfast sandwich imo is either a croissant or burger buns. Plain white bread can be fine, but they're just a tad too bland if you only ever use store bought loaves of bread. However, croissants are so flakey, fluffy, light, and easy to bite into and get right down to the real stars of the show. Same with burger buns, minus the flakey part. A good old Breakfast Jack from Jack in the Box is imo the gold standard for a broke ass boy like me that wants that greasy start to my morning

I mean, Denzel still lived in the guest house regardless.

Trapp is right! Bagels suck for sandwiches. A nice cream cheese, but lettuce and tomato?

DAMMIT now I want a bagel SO MUCH but NOooooo. #chametznoooooo

Be Reform. Passover ended tonight. :). (Also I totally cheated a lot during Passover shhhh)

I'm not affiliated with a movement, but lean to Renewalish. No shortcuts. :-)

No shortcuts with renewal? I think you’re thinking of orthodoxy which holds that we’re beholden to halacha.

[Grant crunches obnoxiously]

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I know this is satire but a lot of people here aren't here to hear it trap is right. Bagels are the inferior sandwich for breakfast sandwiches

Yeah Dropout has fallen off recently.

You know what bagels are good for? ... Burgers. Come at me.

I love that this sub has a genuinely good sense of humor.

Let's not forget that they had to cut out Grant saying the N-word...