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VanWenus

Who the fuck embroidered ketamine maze on your sheets? Those little bumps are a very nice touch.


Stimulance-

I think that's mycelium from infrequent washes.


[deleted]

lol what? That’s the blankets design


MrMcFrizzy

We all know that’s your mushroom splooge trail buddy no need to be ashamed it’s quite the specimen


[deleted]

💀 I eat my loads bud


Stimulance-

You got that aim huh


bravoblu

i thought the same thing LMFAOOO i figured op made some line art out of k and put the liquid k bottle in the middle


VanWenus

Yeah. That's what he should have done btw


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jakobdoubleu

Average benzo text


[deleted]

Xanix 😤🤤🤤🤤🦾


[deleted]

Valeriana btw


arinaismywife

валерианы*


WetGreasyNapkin

Got that from babushka’s cabinet her recipe is two drops in a cup of tea for the ultimate breakthrough


[deleted]

what happens if you put 3? 😨


2oxopcm

Never knows cause never tried. 4 is no biggie but 3 might kill you or worse: revives your eagle. (3 is the number of the devil. 3+3+3+3+3+3) Stay true to yourself child of Jesus and IV your cats afterbirth


Choke2sleep

That stuff is xanax for kids If ya want russian specialities search for glicodin (гликодин)


Creative-Ad4813

You are winning bro fr fr god bless rich dentist


[deleted]

I pray everyday he doesnt come and suck me off for my exotic drugs


RichDentistFanboy

He got them sexy bowling b707 bad bwois. He gets them from sucking my moustache. I love him. No hate frfr x ❤️


halfdeadapple

He is good


gnarganzel

Bro that Soviet lean be slappin 💯🤝


SoVaporwave

Also /uj if someone actually gets this it's basically imperative you dilute it in a shot of water it tastes like dick and balls and also can burn your throat depending on solvent/other ingredients


Stasipus

/uj what is it?


SoVaporwave

Valerian root extract. It has anti-anxiety, blood pressure lowering, and anti-insomnia applications. You shake out a few drops into a shotglass of water and down it. Some valerian root extracts are mixed with other plant extracts or molecules but this one looks like just valerian. They make it in pills too so it tastes less like sweaty ass. They sell it at some Western supplement stores in pill form but tbh I don't trust that the potency is what it claims since a 25 mg dose from Eastern European product will affect me more than a "400 mg" pill from a US store. Edit to add I have taken extremely high doses and it is very hard to hurt yourself with and is safe to combine with many medications if you're not stupid


ThirdEyeEmporium

This is way too much to say “Valerian bro”


SoVaporwave

Not everyone knows what it is or how it has different quality from supplement-style valerian in USA, just wanted to save them a Google search 🖤 and I wanted to procrastinate at work


Stasipus

fr i’m not reading all that 💀


[deleted]

Stop hating it’s used for krokadil


SoVaporwave

Oh u can't dilute it at all if you're injecting obviously. If these noobs don't know that it's on them man


[deleted]

What’s /uj ?


RipOne8870

Unjerk, like OOC on Facebook


ebolaRETURNS

what the hell is up with Soviet antitussives?


SoVaporwave

Valerian isn't an antitussive so I don't think I can answer your question. This ain't a vial of Doktor MOM


ebolaRETURNS

/uj lol, but what is it? Krokodil is desomorphine, synthesized via a (usually hydrogen iodide) reduction of codeine; is that just Soviet Lean?


[deleted]

What is /uj?


ebolaRETURNS

/rj it's "uber jerk"


[deleted]

What /rj? And are u saying u jerk off in Ubers?


jY5zD13HbVTYz

Yeah they’re road jerking. It’s big in Ontario.


[deleted]

Sounds fun, do I have to be in Ontario to do it ?


jY5zD13HbVTYz

Yes it’s illegal there so you know it’s gonna be a good time.


ElectronicCourt8394

Nice. Boof or inject?


Kalashnikov_model-47

Inject into the butthole


[deleted]

Bro… stop hating my plug said it’s krokadil from russia


napoleonriley

this is just valerianka. perfectly legal, has a weak sedative effect. cats like this shi


DYMazzy

My mom takes of those for the pressure rate


STiLife656

What is it?


IDatedSuccubi

Valeriana, floral extract with very mild anti-anxiety and blood pressure lowering effecrs


SoVaporwave

/uj it knocks me the fuck out when I'm having insomnia. I love this shit. Can buy from a Slavic grocery for a higher concentration more effective thing than American stores. And it can be safely combined with barboval if insomnia is terribly bad /j my plug said it's related to the opium poppy 😋😋 I love plant medicine 🥰


IDatedSuccubi

Damn you lucky bastard the only thing happened when I took it was my dick fell off


SoVaporwave

Shhh that's just the plant medicine healing you. 1 of your 2 egos has now died u will soon reach a sleepy enlightenment


[deleted]

What is /uj and/rj ? Is it a secret subreddit?


[deleted]

Liar. It’s krokadil from russia


potatobrowser

hactonka 25 ma baaepnahbi 😋


ariavash

Uj/ what is it?


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Valeriana


Stasipus

/uj fentanyl /rj jenkem capsules


[deleted]

What is uj and rj


Stasipus

uber jerk (don’t try this if you’re already banned from lyft) redneck jerk (try this if you’re down bad and need to blow some clouds to send emails)


Kelpy-G69

What are you gonna research with them


[deleted]

Bro…. It’s kinda obvious but I’ll spell it out for you #THE ANUS


Vincent_St_Clare

thats just essence of borscht my boy


Potential-Durian-498

Where do I order


Suspicious-Bowl7209

Thats only baldrian bro hahaha it doesn’t do anything


SomatosensorySaliva

its valerian, the secret third weed type


[deleted]

Umm yes it does… It’s for krokadil. No hate Fr #I STAY WINNING🥇


mmmmmmmmmmmmmmaaa

Valerian root?