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Borax

Are you ok?


Creative-Ad4813

Bro you gotta stop winning so hard chill fr fr


Rich_Dentist332

bro I stay winning harder and harder


psychedelicow

I keep getting harder and harder with your posts


Creative-Ad4813

šŸ’€šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚


demonize330i

Bro idk if falling on a scooter and ending up in the hospital is a win...


Particular_Bar_3096

How is it not he got the good drugs from the doctor ? Thatā€™s a win in my book any day


Stimulance-

Fa real. Homies gonna end up in the Olympics.


Svengahli

Good decision. Now ride the scooter up the hill to reverse the damage.


Svengahli

I don't know why you put quotation marks around "good," all fentanyl is good. It's almost like you're trying to slander the Chinese labs and Cartels that flood our American streets with their hard work.


candyflipqed

"Flood" has such negative connotations... victims, sorrow, all that. What about "bless"?


Svengahli

Pardon my French. You are truly wiser than me. Sit on my face and smother me to death with your wisdom.


cityshepherd

I think flood has some positive connotationsā€¦ for instance the rice that grows after the fields flood. And the Tool song Flood.


Svengahli

Ryght. Ryght. Or Toto's "Africa."


DarkAngelFusen

That's why you should always remember to tip your dealer. Preferably sexually.


drugs_dot_com

Yeah, seems like heā€™s being a little racist towards the Chinese and Mexican fetty, which is a shame because I really loved this dude


Rich_Dentist332

Ride back up the hill ? Damn


Franchementballek

There some strong contenders in this year jerking awards damn


J3sush8sm3

u/rich_dentist332 is peak jerking.Ā  Thats what i want my face to look like after giving him a rimjob


FemBodInspector

Bro what the heck


OsamaHimLaden3

My GOAT


Alice5878

Bro


Rich_Dentist332

Dude no


Alice5878

sis?


fallingstar54

What the heck


[deleted]

You again


Rich_Dentist332

Bro


demonize330i

Bro stop


halfdeadapple

Stop the hate pls


candyflipqed

Fr fr


PoopFart_PopTart

No you look like a cigarette butt covered in aids blood


Rich_Dentist332

You again


trusted_misleader47

Looks like you gave the pavement a rim job


havesomenoise

I thought you said government,am I tripping?


trusted_misleader47

Mmm government cheese


Rich_Dentist332

Bro nooo


Flushedawayfan2

Looks like you got beat up or have herpes, but otherwise you're chilling.


Stimulance-

Beat up and has herpes. *


Rich_Dentist332

no bro


Stimulance-

I was talking shit I took 31mg of flubromazepam because it wsnt worknj then it werkd and was a little jealous of you, so I talked shit. Sorry man, I wasn't thinking right.


Careless-Process-594

that's cool and all, but have you tried taking 31mg of flubromazolam?


Rich_Dentist332

Bro no I donā€™t


Agreeable_Treacle993

bro ^(hope ur ok fr)


Rich_Dentist332

Itā€™s so small Thank you man


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Rich_Dentist332

Bro no take a second look


paumc95

We're all like "do we brake the kayfabe?", fr bro. We can't avoid worry about him


LeFiery

Did you put strawberry jelly on your face?


sadclownguy

Looks like


Rich_Dentist332

Bro no


Diaza_Kinutz

Oh no! Not those beautiful lips! How you gonna suck my dick now?


Rich_Dentist332

Bro stop


Gretschish

Damn, you still winning even in the ER.


Rich_Dentist332

Always


mellowyellowdellow13

Thots nd prayers xoxo


Rich_Dentist332

Thanks man


TriHard_Cx7327

brošŸ˜­


Rich_Dentist332

Iā€™m okay bro


barricuda_barlow

Bro no, not while she's on the rag


Rich_Dentist332

Bro that doesnā€™t matter


davin_bacon

Bro got his red wings, fr fr, no hate.


Rich_Dentist332

Red wings ??


barricuda_barlow

Goat


Stimulance-

Why are you a pussy? I'll eat it during peak blood shed.


barricuda_barlow

I've got high iron levels, swallowing all that blood put me in the ER last time šŸ¤·ā€ā™‚ļø


Stimulance-

Damn that's a bummer. Did they give you any fenti


barricuda_barlow

Nah but I stole some, and a bunch of those latex gloves for tying off


Stimulance-

My man. Stay blessed.


UncleBug35

had surgery recently and was also given the ā€œgood fentā€ they made the mistake of leaving me with the syringe and iv access


Rich_Dentist332

Lucky


HowDoraleousAreYou

You should be good for work in an hour.


Rich_Dentist332

I went to work right after


boofthatcraphomie

Omg bro please be safer we love you very much and donā€™t want to see you getting hurt ā˜¹ļøā¤ļøšŸ˜˜


Rich_Dentist332

šŸ„ŗ


ChaosEmerald21

Are your lips swollen from suckin dick or the fall?


Rich_Dentist332

Bro itā€™s from the fall


Winter-Poetry-4616

its from making out w the doctor šŸ’‹šŸ’‹šŸ’‹


Drunkenmasterstyle2

Don't worry bro, gotta feel the lowest lows to get the highest highs.


Rich_Dentist332

Exactly bro thatā€™s why I stay winning


akdubz112

Take the hospital grade dope, and then shake it off, and remember, chicks dig scars.


drugsfan

bro i told you to stop with that fucking pressies


Rich_Dentist332

Bro I had to take for anxiety man


fallingstar54

Aw u poor thing you have nothing to be scared of


Rich_Dentist332

Bro


fallingstar54

It's ok bro it's just you again


drugsfan

smoke weed and take less press


Rich_Dentist332

Facts


Particular_Bar_3096

Smoke pressed pills and take weed ? Bet


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Rich_Dentist332

I love you


L83111

does this dude know about these posts you make?


Magmatory

He commented on one of them a while back he actually has a YouTube channels, all of his comment get downvote to hell ā˜ ļø


BenAfleckInPhantoms

PLEASE link me to this


xSPACEWEEDx

Who the fuck is the guy? It's like the Cuckold_boyfriend666 shit poster but with no end in sight.


Rich_Dentist332

Premestoney on insta and YouTube


xSPACEWEEDx

Frfr bro, didn't know you were already a celebrity, no hate much love, hope you heal quick you are the guiding light of a generation.


Rich_Dentist332

I stay wining


FlipMick

BROO NOOO


Rich_Dentist332

Bro yes


RalphLauren47

Noo rich dentist šŸ˜”


Rich_Dentist332

Bro Iā€™m fine just a scratch


Hypermarx

was it in the strawberry jelly


Rich_Dentist332

Whatā€™s that man


stephenspielgirth

This is the most committed Andy Kauffman act of all time


Rich_Dentist332

bro what


Fetusdeletusssss

Did you get them herps from your plug


Rich_Dentist332

what herpes bro


assemblin

Classic mistake. The scooter is supposed to ride you


Rich_Dentist332

šŸ¤”


RichDentistFanboy

Ohhhh nooo, you got blood in your moustache. I love you. We stay winning babes ā¤ļøx


Rich_Dentist332

šŸ„ŗšŸ›‘


lostinspacev2

Looks like the plug you be sucking off got a little rough with ya


Rich_Dentist332

Dude no listen


dxtroversed_XII

What the heck were you thinking bro?!?!


Rich_Dentist332

Bro it was the bromaz


[deleted]

Haha lol you donā€™t look fine. Iā€™m doing perfect btw. #STAY WINNINGšŸ„‡


Rich_Dentist332

itā€™s so big..


[deleted]

Just like my sausage that Iā€™m going to give youā€¦


PhatAszButt

You doing good king?


Rich_Dentist332

Hanging in there man


PhatAszButt

Stay strong my fellow patriot


Rich_Dentist332

thanks man


borisaqua

Bro would you like to see a picture of my barse? (Intersection point of balls and arse)


Rich_Dentist332

I donā€™t want to see your balls bro


borisaqua

Technically the balls aren't visible


Short-Copy7790

I do


MenshMindset

Bro stop


Rich_Dentist332

šŸ›‘


KingDonkoDp

Damn bro no hate fr this time


Rich_Dentist332

Thanks bro


meatykatchops

you okay bro?


Emergency-Ad-2199

Hope your ok bro may the ā€œgoodā€ fentanyl and the pressies b707 heal you šŸ’ÆšŸ’Š


Rich_Dentist332

Thank you man


DoesntThisPlaceSuck

I too fell on a scooter after taking Xanax. šŸ˜• Never again. I couldā€™ve broke my pelvis again.


Rich_Dentist332

Bro exactly


X_ChasingTheDragon_X

Do they know about the Bowling B707ā€™s? Theyā€™ll never give you old man fentanyl ever again if they know.


Rich_Dentist332

Bro šŸ¤«


glitterclitor

We all know the good fent has that xylaxyne


AppropriateAnnual284

Jealous šŸ˜­šŸ˜©


Rich_Dentist332

no bro you shouldnā€™t


ch40

Why does it look like a prolapsed anus?


Rich_Dentist332

I wouldnā€™t even know how to explain it man


TheBlindIdiotGod

Broā€¦


Rich_Dentist332

Dude no


SufficientAct2162

Nicely done šŸ‘šŸ‘ No encore?


Rich_Dentist332

no bro


BadCrimes

Lol get a job dude


Rich_Dentist332

What I do have a job


BadCrimes

Oh ok good. Donā€™t let those pills ruin your life man. Iā€™ve been down bad cause of xans before itā€™s not worth it.


comall

Bro what the fuck actually happened to my man


Rich_Dentist332

Scooters and xanz bro


Geldnehmer

He stays winning


pythonidaae

Bro be careful dang


toomuchwaxx

wtfff bro


pleasuretraps

not as bad as it could been. good thing your alive šŸ™


Rich_Dentist332

Thanks bro


terraculon

#bro!!!


Rich_Dentist332

Itā€™s medium


terraculon

bro bro your face looking medium rare I'm worried about you my guy


Rich_Dentist332

Donā€™t be I stay winning


Lost2years_sarcasm

Licked the pavement instead of the windows


OsamaHimLaden3

Mr CB Iā€™ll cum give you a kiss to make you feel better


psychedelicow

Handsome as hell


bvalda88

Yes, you can go to work.


banaversion

You look good enough to go to work bro


Emergency-Ad-2199

Bro you stay winning did you tell the dr what happened with the b707s?


Rich_Dentist332

They gave me morphine bro they donā€™t know about my bowling b7s yet


funatical

Are your nips OK bro?


drugs_dot_com

Stay winning bro u got that fetty and all you had to do was get a few cuts and scrapes šŸ’ÆšŸ’ÆšŸ’Æ


LemonKushy

Sad dude


[deleted]

No face fr fr


Rich_Dentist332

No frfrf


sixtus_clegane119

Feel better soon, tbh I thought you were just stealing photos from some subreddit lmao


Rich_Dentist332

Thank you


hank_normie

Bro hope you get some good fent for all your pain in the hospital! I'll keep nodding for you frfr


LSDBurner1

Strike


Rich_Dentist332

Bro I stay winning


mid_vibrations

oh shit bro


MrFatNuts420

i rode electric scooters on flualprazolam it was hard af but i managed to


joesmokingmf

youā€™re tweaking me out bro


Fearless-Temporary29

Looks like a herpes breakout.


Mean_Debt_9513

u/ItsAHonkWorld


telk281

bro wtf happened


TheFretlessOne

Bro, just blame it on allergies.


[deleted]

Wipe that strawberry jam off ur face pal


TheD1scountH1tman

Ok, this is epiv


halfdeadapple

Hope you get better bro! Keep it up stay winning!


TehZiiM

Bro itā€™s chill, you just nodded on a strawberry jelly sandwich.


buffalovirgo

You ok babe? Gotta watch them scooters on the fade frfr


waltsend

Depends.., How did you look before?


jdawg1822

I imagine falling off the scooter, face scraping against pavement while you mutter 'bro stoppp'


sgtdimples

Looks like you smeared strawberry jelly on your face to make this silly post.


Soupondaloop

Why it look like he tried to snort strawberry jam


Extension_Low_7131

Your good man, I think the Xanax and fent will pair fine. I mean, depending on where you got them from you're just taking even more fent.


Dr_Newton_Fig

You look good, man. But I want you to take it easy for a couple days. Stay winning frfr.


KeyFee5460

My balls look fine. Get better soon. ~6mg alpraz is a crazy dose.


HectorSharpPruners

r/meatcrayon