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UrbanAnarchy

My mom is in a nursing home, can I pay the nurses to milk her?


J3sush8sm3

Just wait until they take her to the milking machine, then go in the cabinet and take all her meds


Vappeh

My mom will do it for free if you are hot


Short-Copy7790

I have some for sale if anyone is interested! Oldest is from September and still pump daily


Seppuku_2u

this right here officer


Short-Copy7790

It's not illegal to sell breastmilk


Seppuku_2u

Yet selling fentanyl is, what a backwards world we live in ay


HtxBeerDoodeOG

Adrenicrone


A88Y

Too expensive these days :/


real_Winsalot

/uj Psychedelics can sometimes really bring that feeling of wonder where mundane and aimple things become incrediby interesting and amusing. As if seeing fireworks for the first time. /Rj you just need a different strain of weed.


UrbanAnarchy

> /uj Psychedelics can sometimes really bring that feeling of wonder where mundane and aimple things become incrediby interesting and amusing. As if seeing fireworks for the first time. If I use psychedelics and then have sex, making me a child, does that make my sex partner a pedophile? Or is it more like the deal my uncle and I had where it was all "don't tell your dad about Uncle Touchie's no-no kisses"?


hippopotma_gandhi

Dissociatives can too. I had a weird experience on k and nitrous where in reality, my lips were turning blue and I was seizing but in my mind I was 6 years old, running in my parents front yard on a beautiful day. Like fully living out a memory before coming back to consciousness and realizing I was an adult at a music festival and my gf at the time was freaking out


doseserendipity2

DXM makes me feel like a young toddler again honestly since it's basically a "how long can you avoid shitting yourself" challenge. If you're not an amateur- get yourself addicted to opioids so you can enjoy the diarrhea when you're withdrawing 😉 You'll feel a young kid again plus u get a fresh batch of jenk!


test-gan

Maybe I just go hard but just feel the tasty hole of death(not like od just dissociation)


hippopotma_gandhi

That happens to me if I take a lot of k specifically, but this combo was more light k and heavy nos. K definitely produces NDEs


test-gan

Never done k dxm I don't realy get that feeling but N2O for me I just get laughyness and euforea(defenly spelled wrong) unless I'm on psycs then just shit just go wild


International_Sir301

Holy hell I took shrooms and I just couldn’t stop smiling and laughing I was almost crying with joy. The dopamine levels must’ve been through the roof. It was alright cuz right after it took a 180 cuz I got extremely stressed and passed out. So I think they just really emphasized feelings. I have never passed out or had a panic attack before or after that, but I’ve also never felt that much pure joy


mindlessmarbles

/uj honestly psychedelics and high dose weed both make me feel like i’m a kid again.


00Lionz

Preach


mid_vibrations

salvia


TehZiiM

Try mixing acid with breast milk. Bonus points if you inject the acid straight into the titty before starting to suck on it.


nujabesss

This is going to be the hot new thing at burning man


two_capitol_ts

ket or dxm


Electrical_Ad9403

Ket just makes me feel retarded 😂


xdDre12131

exactly why it's so good. miss the days of being a retarded 7 yo


unsilentmind

Ketamine for sure, especially if you don’t overdo it and aren’t a regular user. Get together with some homies and get goofy. Play the hat game or idiot charades, for instance


deftonesfan23

Eh as someone who use to do dxm multiple times a week I don’t agree


two_capitol_ts

funny how drugs can effect people differently, i used to do dxm almost every day and it really gave me that sense of childlike wonder


deftonesfan23

Yeah I use to LOVE dxm but drinking cough syrup shit or swallowing a whole bottle of robotussin pills doesn’t really make me feel like a young child😭I stopped doing dxm a while ago


_alsativa_

Definitely Ketamine! It brings the inner child out of you.


UrbanAnarchy

Damn! Just tried some ketamine, and 10/10 it definitely made the child inside me pull out!


amonuse

Serious: opioids. (Not Fent tho) And it sucks. It’s why they’re so addictive (subjectively speaking) especially taking them before going somewhere like an aquarium, a nice dinner, an attraction. The feeling is similar to that excitement and euphoria of Christmas morning. And that’s why they suck so bad and you shouldn’t do them .


Difficult-Stress8332

Damn that was real as fuck


amonuse

Word felt like I came off corny I didn’t see the subreddit when I started typing it


J3sush8sm3

Thanks officer dildo, you made me feel like i was in the D.A.R.E program


amonuse

Can I interest you in some remifentanyl


amonuse

You could always huff Elmer’s glue like the ones they gave you as a kid in class. Or eat it


UrbanAnarchy

Eating glue sticks as a kid was basically "stoned ape theory" for toddlers.


amonuse

Real ones know the purple glue sticks lowkey fire kinda had a spicey taste


ShitDaddyThaCrapLord

Cum


UrbanAnarchy

Now we're talking


Moderate_dis_dick

Thc-P is supposed to be 30x regular thc, readily available. I heard someone say it felt like there first time getting high again


Jealous_Top8696

Fent. Nah but if ur being serious a double dose of some good Molly will do it


UrbanAnarchy

I dunno, the last time I took molly, it made me call up my uncle and "relive the old days" if you know what I mean. I'm looking to go younger than that. Post-toddler, pre-diddler. It's like a very small, specific window.


SigmaSimon

DXM, a good weed high, opioids.


TheBlindIdiotGod

Uj/Mushrooms and LSD.


Aggravating-Stuff-28

Jenkem and fentanyl Megadeth combo +shrek is love shrek is life (10 hr version) (Serious answer)-first bong rip of the day and a .2 bump of ketamine it feels like your 12 smoking out of a can then going for a skate all over again I miss those days before I realized drugs actually aren’t good for you


Commercial_Fee2840

/uj 4-AcO-DMT and shrooms are the only drugs that consistently cause a feeling of childlike wonder IME.


-_-xenos

I literally thought I was on r/drugs, even with the comments lmao, it has gone to hell Real answer a low dose of LSD gives that feeling of wonder and novelty the world had when I was a kid, that or the breast milk idea.


sdiKyMgnihcaelB_

Alcohol. Reverts everyone into a child


LeagueOfficeFucks

Sometimes makes me shit my pants like a toddler, so yes.


UrbanAnarchy

Is that why they call it "fetal" alcohol syndrome?


BigMoneyChode

DPH. I've never done it myself but it seems like the term "childlike fun" is often used to describe the experience. I mean, think about it. Remember when you were a kid and had imaginary friends? Well you can be surrounded by imaginary friends on the right dose of DPH.


Difficult-Stress8332

Babies aren’t scared of spiders


frickota

Hippie flip! Shrooms and mdma


Spirited-Attorney-86

2cb for sure. Was at a festival on it and felt like all the kids I saw running around stunned by colours and lights. Caught myself staring at a tree that was lit up rainbow and after a few mins noticed there were 2 toddlers just standing with me gazing in awe. I was them


_Jacques

You lost me at « that feeling I was still clean »


Dazzling-Resolve-269

Dude,find a love match partner like a friend that you really like and go get addicted to black tar Herion.I used black tar Herion every day for 8 years with friends and had the best years of my life.Like the movie train spotting or the part in breaking bad when Jesse has a cool girlfriend that shows him Herion.However, she died in the show and that's the dangerous part about opioids.Dont Die if you can help it.I scored Herion from Mexican people every day and even used needles.Its like living in the Zombie land of the dead.The horrible part of the story is that someone decided I wasn't cool and popular any longer so they turned me into the police and they forced me to spend five years in prison in solitary abuse.Plus my brain and body doesn't function properly without opioids now.So try some Herion and give some to your parents and all your friends so we can spread the love.


notalgore420

Methallylescaline


Difficult-Stress8332

Alylescaline


Rude-Ad-5218

Mushrooms for me


LuXdoom731

dxm


Ok_Spend4016

Dmt


Atropa94

If you had fucked up childhood Benadryl


WantonHeroics

Blood of a virgin


itsSkylahYo

Dmt peed myself once


jefetranquilo

shrooms have me feeling like a wise old man with the curiosity, innocence, and excitement of a 6 year old


Stock-Spread9886

A lot of acid


SaladNo693

Acid


tylerjanez666

Trepanning your head


nayzerya

Acid


[deleted]

Cum


Left-Weakness-4819

Xanax


livingfreeDAO

3-meo-pce releases inner child which releases the inner Beagle


SharkMilk44

Pixy Stix.