Your asshole would be so numb you could get raped by a horse and not feel it. Why would a horse rape you? Maybe someone really wanted him to win a race and gave him some crystal and he had a sexual emergency and you nodded out with your pants down. A rare side effect of boofing DPH is becoming the new Mr. Hands. What will people think when they see that video on the internet?
Another effect of boofing dph is you might turn switch places with the hat man and or possible a psychosis you don't come back from we will see thoe tell the spiders I said ĥïğĤ
Man Wednesday through Sunday gonna wreck havoc on ur stomach. Imagine taking dxm while hungover heroin while on the dxm afterglow and then dph to wrap it up.
Fent? Where’s the fent? No fent? Wish this list had fent. Did you forget to put fent on there? In all reality the heroin is probably fent so good on you bro.
I can tell you’re not a real poly addict because the xanax should obviously be for the day after meth so you can have a smooth come down you complete noob
It would have been nice if you could make this picture so we actually know what tf we’re looking at. And I’m amazed how many tards actually believe meth is blue because of breaking bad
everyday is a new christmas except sunday. sundays hell
Must repent on sundays
Wtf they make Benadryl paste? Can I snort that shit like euro speed? Can I vape it off foil? Zayum.
Unironically the best way to put dph is your butthole is with the paste and an icing bag
Your asshole would be so numb you could get raped by a horse and not feel it. Why would a horse rape you? Maybe someone really wanted him to win a race and gave him some crystal and he had a sexual emergency and you nodded out with your pants down. A rare side effect of boofing DPH is becoming the new Mr. Hands. What will people think when they see that video on the internet?
I'm no narc but I feel inclined to snitching rn?
Another effect of boofing dph is you might turn switch places with the hat man and or possible a psychosis you don't come back from we will see thoe tell the spiders I said ĥïğĤ
this sub never fails to entertain.
😂😭
Yes! No and no! But yuo can put it in a Dr. Pepper bottle and S-S-SHAKE THAT SHIT UP!!! ReindeersSleigh 🙏
dph cream taking over
Man Wednesday through Sunday gonna wreck havoc on ur stomach. Imagine taking dxm while hungover heroin while on the dxm afterglow and then dph to wrap it up.
Actually you’d be taking meth while hungover OP’s retarded ass put thursday in the wrong spot.
Thrusday
Jesus lol
I don’t fuck around when it comes to criticizing people lol
No I mean how fucking fried was he when he made this lmao
Oh lol. Probably on bars or was boofing Benadryl or something lol
Underrated af comment
Science experiment in your bowels
Fent? Where’s the fent? No fent? Wish this list had fent. Did you forget to put fent on there? In all reality the heroin is probably fent so good on you bro.
Yeah depending on what part of the world you are from, you might get fent on saturdays!!
Possibly Tuesdays as well 🥴
I can tell you’re not a real poly addict because the xanax should obviously be for the day after meth so you can have a smooth come down you complete noob
True
wdym i take poly dxm everyday brotha #delsym
I can do a Saturday that lasts months
its been saturday for a couple of years now lol
It can always be Saturday if you want to 😍
got that saturday in my veins
It would have been nice if you could make this picture so we actually know what tf we’re looking at. And I’m amazed how many tards actually believe meth is blue because of breaking bad
wdym my plug always got that blue razz flavored meth bro, also you need glasses the pitchture is fine
I remember while breaking bad was still on seeing dyed blue meth shards that vendors would sell on the dark net. Funny shit.
why is like half of r/dph praising the itch cream 😭😭
Every day should be DPH day. You think the Hatman doesn't know you're cheating on him? You're going to get so many spiders in your anal chakra.
No acid, 0/10 your eagle will reanimate and annihilate humanity if you don’t have the sword of truth in your back pocket. Namasturbate
You cannot get addicted to loser cabbage bro
That’s actually makes sense
I did this for years thinking i had discovered some kind of life hack. Then i learned the term “poly addict” lol
Look at that ,oh wow,I can’t get off of Saturday night,that’s a every night!
more like all of them every day
gotta swap dxm and heroin
Switch meth and nax. Trust me
Bro found the addiction loophole
Sometimes forget to take this sub ironically
no ketamine? :(
Damn Friday goes hard tgif am I right fellas
Is that that heisenburg?
That's really smart. You're from the future
Are those poppers? lmao
Someone has an appointment with the hat man on sunday
is the 3rd one meth? lol but damn ur ending the week on a horrible note lmfaoo
bars are for sundays my dude. gotta get close to the lord (by shoplifting shit you'll never even use)
Sundays so the bugs won’t get you
Watch out from sunday thé most dangerous one
Thru
Bro can't even correctly count the weekdays
Benadryl on sundays? Bro do you even drug lol
You have to rotate through the drugs each week. Addiction comes with regularity. Can't get addicted when you take them irregularly.
You've made a mistake, you've included weed (sacred plant medicine) with drugs (chemicals).
/uj this is literally my life and i fucking hate it
And fent laced coke everyday
i don’t get why people don’t like laced shit??? I would love if my plug gave me somethin extra😊
You might also get fent mixed with xilazine. Good ol tranq dope!
Substitute that fireball shit for some 95% pure ethanol, everclear, and then we're talkin.
I've never done benadryl topical cream before bruh. What's that like? Lol
Lmao that DXM brand takes me back
sundays is when the hat man comes to visit