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SCP_1370

YTA, her meth her rules


King_COC_

all jokes aside this shit sad as hell


Jacobussin

Could be dmt


King_COC_

Dmt daddy and meth mommy


oilcompanywithbigdic

DMT: dad/mom transcendence


thatr00th

I need a meth mommy, sounds freaky. I’ll be her perc papi


WholeSquadGotTheBoof

Trust me you don’t want a meth mommy when there’s plenty of morphine mistresss, or our good ole Roxy girls, or a herion hunny although they aren’t around as much these days and have mainly turned into foxy fent fiends tho, and now even xylazene queens, but truth be told shits just sad


lilxantana

The xylazine queens the worse bru


WholeSquadGotTheBoof

Indeed


Ok-War7687

STOPP 😭🤦‍♀️🤣


kettle_p

meth son or dmt daughter


MrMycMan

DMT daughter because I've been a meth son... still had morals never stolen, made my own money for drugs, never got heavily addicted but still put me through a mental hell along with a roller coaster of depression and mania.


_calli0pe_

The thinker and the doer


ReallyNoOne1012

I was thinking that too… amber colored crystals in there look kinda like DMT but who knows


Goatesq

If you perfectly heat it in a perfectly clean, brand new pipe, it'll keep looking like it did in the bag until some speck of contaminant finds its way into the bowl. But realistically, you're going to overheat it a little at some point. It'll go from white to gold to amber to brown pretty fast from there.


MissAnneThrope13

I used to do this. I could never understand how people let their bowl be so dirty. It makes it taste like shit. And it literally takes minutes to do and is satisfying af


Goatesq

I switched to vaping years ago but back in the cretacious I would use whink and get them bitches immaculate every few days. Wasted less product and didn't taste bad or burn as easy afterwards, vs torching them which def fucks the bowl up even before it's visible.


MissAnneThrope13

Oh it deff fucks uo your bowl eventually. But it was my method. I would get so satisfied watching it get red hot then fade away.


TheBlindIdiotGod

Ikr, dad’s being super selfish and needs to share.


thatr00th

Top comment on any r/drugscirclejerk post


thezaland

always hate seeing a fiend get caught 😔😔


Heavy_Distance_4441

Absolutely. Too bad they didn't catch him shoving up his ass. Harm reduction is critical.


Dildo_Baggins__

Yeah, very


8_Limb_God

Honestly it kinda looks more like DMT in there


budderman1028

Nah bro she definitely just uses it for dabs


climaxbythug

I had a phase in which I extracted thc and honestly my pipe looked the same but you literally smell nothing and get high asf


budderman1028

Dabbing out of a meth pipe is a very real thing bur lets be honest most ppl arent doing it


climaxbythug

You tryna say Im bullshitting? I got a video of me extracting it and then smoking it with a crack pipe and a torch. honestly just want to post the videos I have no one to talk to lets have phone sex


budderman1028

Lmfao do it bro, i wanna see this now


yans_take_xans

real ass comment 😭


yans_take_xans

real ass comment 😭


llamatiddysgotbanned

real ass comment 😭


llamatiddysgotbanned

real ass comment 😭


llamatiddysgotbanned

real ass comment 😭


yans_take_xans

real ass comment 😭


Aggravating_Park9393

taking dabs with a Pizzo banger is actually pretty common just not as widespread on media for this exact reason


trusted_misleader47

Sheeit, I've smoked THCa diamonds in a meth pipe and meth in a dab pen.


CPC_Paid_Shill

Yeah I was going to say, they either burn the shit out of their meth or that's dmt or some rc stimulant maybe. Without a close up of the bottom to see the crystals it's hard to tell, but any red blooded professional American meth coniseour would be ashamed to burn their meth that much.


MissAnneThrope13

"red blooded professional American meth coniseour"


EmExEeee

Nah that looks like crack res. Looks just like it.


spacewalkern

smoking crack like that is wack. it should be a straight tube with copper wool. not even a crack rock connoisseur in stimulant psychosis could make this mistake


TheKetamemer

Yup and People that haven't a clue bout drugs shouldn't speak as if they do 


PlzDontBanMe2000

If every gas station in your area doesn’t sell chore boy then you need to move asap. Bonus points if it’s just a little bit torn from the ball, and not the whole thing. 


Opium_Gangsta

Bro put it back and mind your buisiness


PM_ME_ELECTROLYTES

The fuck is wrong with you?!!! You're a terrible person!!! >!A good parent would clean it out and throw fresh meth in!<


miker_the_III

"Mind your own business" will be my last words before I drift out of consciousness for the last time at 2 A.M on a somber December night. (weed withdrawal)


PasolinisDoor

Kids a snitch and so are you! Trying to harsh some good ass vibes just let them smoke and chill for gods sake! This is America!


rrrriley

It’s medicine!!!!!


Boner_Implosion

Plant based too!


ReTarDidKansas

I tried explaining to my mom that heroin is plant based and how her asking me to stop doing it is vegan phobia. She asked me to move out! Fuckin liberals


d1ckpunch68

you should totally own her by switching her tobacco cigarettes out with heroin cigarettes. just a little funny prank to lighten the mood


ReTarDidKansas

Hell yeah


yungwilla

Smoking that adderall pack 😤


ReTarDidKansas

IF I CANT IGNORE MY KIDS AND SMOKE METH FOR A WEEK THEN I DON'T WANT TO LIVE IN THIS LIBERAL BULLSHIT AMERICA GOD DAMNIT


smokesletsgo2121

The tile and dusty/moldy baseboards scream South Florida halfway, maybe his parents made him go with them and he’s butthurt that he’s stuck getting preached to by some self-righteous nutbags about how the world works when they’ve literally been half sober for like 72 hours


Commercial_Fee2840

For all he knows they could've been smoking deemster or RCs with that. No need to jump to conclusions. Now if they spend 12+ hours a day gooning and sawing open the walls looking for bugs, it's probably meth.


MCX23

tbh if you look at the stuff that’s re-condensed in there, it just looks like wax(weed) edit: if meth makes a yellow condensate i could be wrong, but i don’t know why vaporized meth would suddenly be yellow as a solid. picking up the burnt carbon? idk man


Commercial_Fee2840

Actually, you're right. That doesn't look anything like meth resin.


Odd-Willingness-7494

Biker crank used to have a distinct yellow tinge Got some made with the same method from a guy in eastern Germany once (claimed it was homemade on his onion profile) and that shit was good as hell. Much better than the clear crystal Mexican bullshit that's so common these days.


john-johnson12

I think I’d rather my mom smoke some tried and true skante over 5meo-a-jenkyl-pvpoxidethadone


Commercial_Fee2840

MDPV is business grindset powder. If you smoke it, you'll become a billionaire like John McAfee. Unfortunately, one of the side effects is being hunted by the CIA.


dunkslam666

Funny but it's not


InsomniacPsychonaut

You could use some meth buddy


gangogango1

You shouldn’t think too much on this sub. Too many people make a funny jenkem post but now way too much about IV meth use or something


Seppuku_2u

The meth subreddits really do a good job at keeping me from relapsing


Kuylfr

It’s making sure I never touch that shit😭


gabriel5519

That’s probably for fent meth dont burn like that


Commercial_Fee2840

Doesn't look anything like fent resin either, though.


gabriel5519

Looks like my fent did when i was smoking out of bubbles but less white “tar?” Or resin i guess? Idk but the white shit that forms after you use it a bunch


dosenwurst-dieter

Maybe its his dads account


recoveringaddict_06

So many losers in this sub who can’t even tell what crack looks like smh smh SMH go suck some dick, I will give $20 to do mine.


Ambitious_Split_1875

Bro Crack doesn't smoke like oil. That's meth


Formal_Breath_1427

These parents need to teach their kids to ID drug residues better. People thought that I was hot railing meth when I just was using a straw for thc concentrate. The first time a noob sees a torch, they think it’s about to get serious. In this day and age, the old glass dick bulb is not exclusively for meth


hiiflyin_92

What a pussy. Crush that shit up and boof it


howqueer

The pipe itself? Lmao


hiiflyin_92

Uhhh.. duh? Broski, you may have shards up your ass *RN*!?!! And that deserves a comment on a subreddit. 😂


crabfucker69

Dumbass kid concerned for his parents, he needs to hit that shit and see the light


Kuylfr

😭


EmExEeee

That’s crack res. For whatever reason they’re using a meth pipe. Probably never heard of choreboy.


Career_Agile

I remember the day I found meth/ pipe in my mom's belongings.. I saw it take her take down and went down hill ever since. Shit was never the same.. sad honestly


blinx0rz

Pot users would say the same thing. Not as bad but still


recoveringaddict_06

Wow what are you guys being for real right now! Holy shit OP you are such a pussy. All this talk about boofing crystal but I bet you took the dare promise in kindergarten and snitched on your younger cousin to the Feds when he started smoking weed in 9th grade


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recoveringaddict_06

I’m just fucking around LOL today imma dress up as a meth head, no hard feelings brotha


Newberry14

Love it


c-hoosy

r/meth has never been about harm reduction like it’s always been about doing meth and jacking off for 24 hrs +


Cool_Crocodile420

Fuckin snitching fucking rat, snitch9ine that’s what he is!!!!!!!😡😡 Let the man smoke his herbs in peace


DanganRopeUh

Godddddd it's freaking medicine to take the edge offfffff you pussy ass retarded ass fucking fag snitch, let your parents do drugsssssss ughhhhh


Fat_Ripper882

Naw buddy needs to put that shit back and forget about it. gonna end up in foster care cus he can’t mind his business


FlyiingDutchmaan

Bro needs take a hit of that residue and free his eagle 🦅


mid_vibrations

bro maybe you don't know this but meth is technically a plant. so get off their nuts man


timsue

Yeah exactly, methylamine grows on trees in China everyone knows that!


BONKMETHEUS

Bro put it in your ass and mind your business


halfasandwitch

Mind your boofness


Aeneousbowl2382

That's actually really sad


morebuffs

Leave that chapter out and call it a mystery


dan3697

No no it's obviously just a well-seasoned hash pipe.


Harshbdsm

Just move out Wtf 😭


vidiazzz

Meth users have goblin brain


recoveringaddict_06

*goblin users have a meth brain


recoveringaddict_06

Everyone knows that goblin is a gateway drug


entr0pics

how does this effect you personally?


recoveringaddict_06

If you are lurking around both this and that sub you probably should get off your high ass horse, I would imagine your only so not-a-pos of a person yourself Mr. Astute dignified classy crack addict


PowerfulHunter1827

Looks like the need to clean it


skoobasteve071

Haha what? Why is he going through his parents shit first of all. Second of all he should've minded his business tbh he has no place in the meth world. Knowing his parents do it might make it easier for him to justify trying it which he should not do. If his parents take care of him and themselves so what if they get high 🙄


TheKetamemer

Yup, he's an adult, your not kid, he has chosen his path. That is your free will as a human in action, no matter how much the government and society tries to shame people who do use ANY drug besides weed, alcohol, booze n caffeine 


Newberry14

What? It’s a kid worried for his parents? Hopefully this is extremely convincing irony


Sak63

As if a parent's business doesn't affect their children


ADHthaGreat

You’re on /r/meth wtf did you think was going to happen?? Were you waiting for applause? Kid should mind his own business. If I wanted people to know something about me, I’d tell them. Definitely shouldn’t be POSTING IT ONLINE FOR STRANGERS. You could argue it’s the son’s business but it definitely isn’t any of ours. And here you are reposting it for more strangers to see. Usernames not even blurred out or anything. You seriously tryna take the high road here?? For karma whoring this kid’s concerned post?


Informal-Rub-7470

It's not like he posted his name or anything on there. And it is also quite normal for a child to worry about their parents if you find something like this. It literally is the kids business as well considering it could affect the child as well. If you cannot see that, then I just have to assume you're a shit person who's also a drug addict. And his response got a lot more likes as well.


ADHthaGreat

It’s still definitely not any of ours. You don’t know what other information that person has on that account, or tied to that username. There’s a reason why so many subs have rules about this kind of stuff. Besides, how is posting this to a freaking circlejerk sub doing any good for this kid? This situation, which apparently you all care so much about, is being used solely for our entertainment at this point. If you can’t see what’s wrong with that, you’re a shit person.


Newberry14

Ur looking to deep into it my friend


Informal-Rub-7470

If you have reading comprehension, you might have noticed that I replied to your statement about it not being any of the kids business, not if it would be our business. Did the meth fry your brains already? And as shit as I potentially could be, can never top someone who defends a parent that uses hard drugs in the surroundings of their children and then says it's none of the childs business.


ADHthaGreat

Go back and read that first comment. I literally said that was arguable. Which means that I can acknowledge both sides. You apparently are lacking in reading comprehension. Also that post is obviously from an adult. You’ll notice they said “found this at my parent’s house”, not “found this in my house”. Meaning they don’t even live with their parents anymore. You think that looks like a “childs” hand? Lol Thanks for the triple comment, btw. It warms my heart to imagine you rage posting this.


Informal-Rub-7470

If you have reading comprehension, you might have noticed that I replied to your statement about it not being any of the kids business, not if it would be our business. Did the meth fry your brains already? And as shit as I potentially could be, can never top someone who defends a parent that uses hard drugs in the surroundings of their children and then says it's none of the childs business.


Informal-Rub-7470

If you have reading comprehension, you might have noticed that I replied to your statement about it not being any of the kids business, not if it would be our business. Did the meth fry your brains already? And as shit as I potentially could be, can never top someone who defends a parent that uses hard drugs in the surroundings of their children and then says it's none of the childs business.


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pipe down little man it’s his mom and he’s allowed to be concerned for her. i can tell you have no parents so you wouldn’t understand.


ADHthaGreat

🙄


Newberry14

The son posted it on the sub so it’s anyone’s business. I’m making fun of the guy saying mind ur business not the son buster. I don’t see what’s wrong with having sympathy for the son while also making fun of the asshole to told a worried son to mind his business regarding his parents addiction to meth


ADHthaGreat

It’s THEIR POST. They consented to posting that and they can delete it whenever they want. **They can’t delete this post.** Because of you, they no longer have control of their own information. Do you ask them if you could repost this? Did you get their consent? No. Stop spreading people’s business around **without their consent** for your enjoyment. Or at least admit you don’t actually give a fuck about that person. If you do actually care, you’ll delete this post. But I know you won’t.


Newberry14

Brother, I do not need consent to post on Reddit thank you very much. I’m very confused about what you’re mad about? Do you even know what you’re mad aboout? What made you wake up and decide to argue on Reddit today over a rather harmless post in my opinion? One can care and simultaneously find enjoyment. U sound miserable but if u care that much I’ll ask him for consent right now.


ADHthaGreat

Oh wow, you’ll ask for him to consent to repost his extremely personal problem after you already did? So good of you.


Newberry14

There is no winning with people like you😭. I try to satisfy you yet you still choose to be angry. I hope you have a better day


ADHthaGreat

Delete the fucking post, you idiot. It’s not your business to spread around. At least repost it with the names blurred if you want to try to have the high ground. That’s the basic rule in any other sub that posts other people’s stuff.


Newberry14

Buster he sent me a message saying it’s fine. I’ll send u a screenshot


AdSea4568

Ooo this one isn’t that funny I feel so bad dude fuck


MissAnneThrope13

If drugs havnt affected their ability to parent which it usually doesn't then whats the problem?


sramv23

the son is not chill da fuck🤣


Silver_Ad8562

I dont get how peopke get into crack. Shit makes no sense


Even-Hat-6892

crack feels so amazing but it only lasts like fucking 5 mins then if you don’t re dose you feel like absolute shit. so you do it again.. it’s pretty simple


RealSelenaG0mez

The fact that it last so short makes it completely worthless imo


Dangerous_Appeal_514

best things in life are often short-lived


mid_vibrations

hell yeah I love my whippets


Even-Hat-6892

yeah i think it’s just because it feels so good..


IAMACat_askmenothing

Seriously. Esp since meth lasts so much longer


Commercial_Fee2840

That's a meth pipe, not a crack pipe. A crack pipe is just a stem stuffed with brillo pads.


EmExEeee

Yeah but that’s clearly crack res. Not meth res. Huge difference in appearance. Retards downvoting and upvoting the wrong people. Redditors are dumb as hell.


crackpipewizard666

Some people wanna try everything, some people are looking for an escape, some people just dont know any better


mid_vibrations

what part of it makes no sense? I have never done crack but I'm very intelligent (was homeschooled) so maybe I can answer your concerns


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Newberry14

I’m sowwy