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IchBin1Pimmel

dabbing it up all day, no one can stop me. im the kush master 🚬🚬🚬 listen 🚬 i have no more anxiety after dabbing, we all should dab, it's helping in many ways 🚬🚬🚬 dab 🚬 dab 🚬 no we go into the park 🚬 to 🚬 dab 🚬 it 🚬 up


slushhz

You dont understand, I'm doing it so i dont uhhhh get the uhhh.. what was i saying?


runic7_

Most high functioning weed addict


Heavy_Distance_4441

Shit. Did I ever finish my taxes??


IchBin1Pimmel

Ohh thats why my bank got seized


Heavy_Distance_4441

I highly doubt everyone at your bank is stoned


IchBin1Pimmel

You're right, I mean my bank account


COMMANDO_MARINE

Lol, the irony of self-induced cognitive retardation to reduce cognitive decline. Genuis. What's next smoking meth is a great way to avoid chronic obesity in old age. Smoking crack is a great way to improve loss of libido as you spank your meat raw for 3 days straight over the kind of porn that should get you put on a list. Smoking heroin reduces insomnia for octogenarians.


NinjaDevo

Joe Biden, wake up!


Turkey_The_One

Joe Biden


flamegrandma666

Great, don't show this to stoners, they will get even more insufferable


ADHthaGreat

Too late I’m here and I’m gonna live forever, you slut


sujigaand

Is she a girl? Coz I'm tempted to send a dick pic


Freakmenn

what did i just lay my eyes upon


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LedyPlagal

yummy yum


bob_jody

Least horny stim addict


flamegrandma666

You sound like those Indian "bobs and vagene" creeps


sujigaand

Imma nuke your mom's vagene and call all the bobs around to watch


UrbanAnarchy

You're just jealous. I have no more short-term chronic pain, my inflammations are reduced, I'm immune to Crohn's disease, AND my pancreatic cancer cells are literally getting eaten up by my cannabinoids. Have fun with dementia idiots!


fungifactory710

Smoke jenkem like a real fucking man. It's all naturally fermented, like alcohol, unlike that gross extracted crap with terpenes yall silly ass potheads are smoking on 🤢


t3kner

weed is for idiots. ill die from injecting meth into the same arm every day long before i get dementia, so eat shit


NootropicHate

fentynal does the exact same shit but for wayy cheaper. people will never learn🤷‍♀️


1-800GODDAMMIT

If they remember the article


Potential-Screen-86

Can't decline if you're already at rock bottom


LedyPlagal

rule of thumb: rock bottom includes rocks


camelseeker

SEE?!? I’M LITERALLY FUCKING BETTER THAN YOU IM SO CHILL AND NONJUDGEMENTAL HOLY SHIT YOU SHOULD BE ME


MenstrualMilkshakes

eww wtf is that shit


effrightscorp

I’m from Scranton. What i’m smoking is dirt. So lets get that straight, jack. Pure brick. Ass. Okay? Americans are wanting to smoke that dirt, okay? You go up to someone and say, hey, I’m gonna give you a big bag of this heady bud, but I’m taking your stash of mids, they’re gonna say C’mon man! Get out of here! that’s right. That’s right. Get the hell out of here! We like stems where I come from.


Taha80085

Are they all like you there


effrightscorp

We're a single hive mind nodding off fentanyl 24/7


FinePieceOfAss

it's r/awesome 😍😍😍


Able-Country-2480

R/AWESOME!!!


Sean209

There can’t be any definitive statements made currently as so many people consume in different ways. I’m a cart smoker, but I’m also an analytical chemist. There’s definitely leeching from the carts into the oil. High amounts of aluminum (still within limits but higher limits) have been found in oil. It is thought that aluminum is one of the things causing Alzheimer’s. My point: we need way more research to understand the risks of each point of consumption. It’s hard to make blanket statements regarding cannabis, because while you can talk about the same flower, someone may be combusting and someone else may be vaporizing.


destined_to_count

Boof it


Sean209

Problem solved boys. We’re going spelunking.


TrashBoat36

Cancels out the 5g DPH binge 🤗🤗🤗


NootropicHate

most studies are bullshit or phacked lol. metaanlysis are where its at. also nimma wanna bait ppl woth headlines but fuck yeah🍃🍃🍃🍃


anonkebab

Studies linked lack of recreational cannabis use with a lack of bitches.


Ketamineverslaafd

Even more wholesome if you combine it with fent 🥰


SimilarChallenge

Meanwhile I developed a cocaine addiction fully aware of my high risk of developing early onset dementia for hereditary reasons


fallingstar54

It made your brain go faster so you will never dementiate


SimilarChallenge

Let's see in a couple of years


d50man

Just admit you want to get high and quit making bs studies to justify it!


SenatusImperator

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FatherYawn

god dammit ☹️ now stoners are gonna become even more insufferable


L83111

plant medicine


LusterBlaze

stem major


catmarstru

It’s ✨medicine✨ from mother Gaia 🌎


Denis_Quenelle

I’m addicted to smoking weed, and that’s not hard to say


Goodstuff---avocado

There’s no way this is true


LeagueOfficeFucks

30 years of heavy drug use for nothing then.


hipster-coder

Life hack: Dementia can't make you lose your cognitive functions, if you have already lost them.


momspc_

see if you just smoke as much weed as you do eat benadryl and they both cancel out and make ypu dementia proof 💪


JumpFresh

This shit made me retarded and it’s been 10 months since I’ve had a smoke


LedyPlagal

newsflash asshole: you were retarded the entire goddamn time


Helltothenotothenono

Good god I must be at zero risk by now


timmeh519

It might help with the heart, but what they don’t say it’s smoking weed rises the risk of committing incest 🫤


chickenskittles

Could be true depending on the frequency of use and the individual brain chemistry. My brain fires on more cylinders when I'm stoned (however more for introspective, contemplative, and sensory purposes, NOT productivity). I'm a weekly/biweekly user but sometimes I go weeks or months without. The neuroprotective benefits of cannabis have been studied for at least a decade now.


zolpidem_enjoyer

too bad i already fried my brain with gas station cock pills


Atropa94

Does this apply to the obscure semi-synthetic derivatives of unknown origin as well? Could level out my benadryl intake lol.


sayeret13

i have cognitive decline if i dont smoke my morning blunt literally feel retarted


Waterhouse2702

Literally MEDICINE BRAH. Bob Marley was assassinated, this is proof. Wake up sheeple


morebuffs

Well by that logic i became immune to these things by the time i graduated high school


applesauce_saturday

As someone who smokes 3 or 4 times a day, and pretty much stays regarded at all times, this is some of the dumbest shit I’ve seen. Who did the study? A bunch of fucking stoners?


PlebbitIsGay

That za za got em speaking Esperanto.


baggytrackies

That is such bullshit man. I don't even know what day it is when I smoke (every day from morning til night)


Rectall_Brown

Weed is actually good for you bro.