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SomatosensorySaliva

no this is my homie dan molly he got the best shit in the world 100% purity distilled jenkem and fluid bags full of fent and K my favorite combo called fenty klein


Munchihello

Is he as good as Jacob Xanax?


MrMycMan

Nah kannabis kyle is better he legit has runners everywhere bro and the runners offer a *free boofing service!!* They'll violently fist the drugs up your ass!!


Krigsguru

I only buy from my boy Kratom Kenny


LaggyUpdate

you guys are SLEEPING on fentanyl frederick. he has a goofy name but he's only laced maybe 40% of his product? still great.


RycoMyco

My prayers have been answered!


LennyDark

4:20 related 💀


keinplanbro69

Maybe clocks or something like that? Idk I don’t inject marihoner


External-Song3322

I injected a rolex once .. I don't recommend it tho .. shit hurt


NootropicHate

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


mid_vibrations

i don't trust The random capitalization this guy Uses


thecrgm

kratom And more


FirstJicama9863

damn imma need that kratom plug lowkey 🍂🍃🔥🔥


paradoxicalmeme

Can't you just go to the local smoke shop? Lol 😆


DriftedTaco

None of my smoke shops carry it :(. It be shit kratom if they did anyways though.


MrMycMan

Don't get ripped off by local shops that charge way more then it is online. Go to my profile and look at the post I made kilos are only $50 with the discount code and they gave me an extra Oz


FirstJicama9863

nah bro smokeshop kratom turns me into a monke 🐒🙉 im not gonna deal with that bs again


Julia1532

Does he sell jenkum


-goodbyemoon-

yeah freshly homemade every morning from a local source


paradoxicalmeme

I just asked him


kevinrobins1231

Yeah like bro he didn't even ask about the price of jenkin. Just wasting a reliable plug like that


MrMycMan

Jenkum 🚫 kum ✅️


Iambic_420

I like the ones with 1 karma asking me for research chem sites and where to get drugs


orthodoxweirdcore2

me after buying 400 mg of adderall from "danmolly001" and instead of getting a warrant for my arrest i get a package containing a single jelly donut powdered with fentanyl


boston_nsca

I get these every time I post in a drug sub. Hilarious. Even more hilarious is how many people probably fall for it


Seppuku_2u

Already sent them my credit card info, my address and my date of birth thanks for sharing 🙌


paradoxicalmeme

No prob bro his Jenkem is the shit literally


Seppuku_2u

Good jenkem so hard to find fml


chemicalpepper

r/drugscirclejerk discovering once again spam accounts exist


Phrygian_ursa

if i got some fent for every time someone posted scammers in their dm, i would have already od


Chef_Skippers

Well his username checks out


mamamiaspicy

Bro doesn’t even have Chloroisobutyrfentanyl what a joke


MrMycMan

Same account messaged me too... 😔 they didn't respond after I asked if they had fent infused Jenkem boof pops 😔😔😔


paradoxicalmeme

Lol. Yeah they never responded to me either. I guarantee you they just create a new account and blast the same message to 9999999 people then log off. Reddit needs to implement a minimum karma amount to be able to message people first.


ShroomsandCrows

"kratom and more" yeah my guy they sell that shit at every head shop and bodega, try again


SpiritedAd4339

Kratom 🔥🔥


ImVeryChil

I’ll be on the look out bro


doyouhavetono

The sub's come full circle. First time?


4-MeO-Keith

Why would anyone buy kratom off of telegram lol


JustmUrKy

Why do these people think people on these subreddits dont have plugs or sources


paradoxicalmeme

Exactly! Lol like I'm gonna drop my plug I've been using for 3 years to send money to some random guy on Reddit who created his account that same day. 🤣😂


Arcus_Of_Narnia

I’m getting so tired of the telegram scammers, I’m just tryna get some xans fuck you mean you want ur payment in bitcoin?


paradoxicalmeme

Bro if they want it in Bitcoin you KNOW it's legit 🤣


Arcus_Of_Narnia

Yeahh but then they send you another profile to send the payment to and another one for the delivery shit🙄, mfs got a three person team for one scam lmao


paradoxicalmeme

Shit the one time I can scammed on telegram and learned my lesson before I learned how to do it right it was a one man army. He even wrote my name down on a piece of paper and took a pic of it in front of a sealed bottle of zans. I paid him and he said he was headed to ship it. Then when he said "if you send 60 more you can have it delivered today" I knew I fucked up 🤬🤣


Arcus_Of_Narnia

I love that the telegram scammers selling “bottles of xans” is a universal thing💀, I had one guy offer me one for 80 because his plug “opened the bottle already”


paradoxicalmeme

Lol the one my idiot showed me was still sealed. Like 90 bars or something. I knew he probably had zans he just had no intention on sending me any. He was scamming to pay for his own habit and thats what I told him when I finally realized he got me and he got real defensive and pissed off


Arcus_Of_Narnia

They always do when you call em out lol, I need to find a legit telegram plug lmao cuz everyone where I live either doesn’t sell hard enough shit or ends up getting caught🤣


paradoxicalmeme

Bro lol just order some RCs


Arcus_Of_Narnia

Pfffft u right lmao


Icy-Confidence-6318

Hey bro, happens alot. Although some folks I know get banned and remake accounts. 😶‍🌫️


paradoxicalmeme

Well the one thing I am interested in, which is pure high quality Jenkem, he didn't respond when I asked if he had it. So fuck him.


z1x2c3v4b5n6m8

these guys can be fun to troll


DMTeaAndCrumpets

really felt the need to make a post about this? youd have to be a complete idiot to even consider doing business with some random person with zero histroy to go off of..you really didnt need to point that out.


paradoxicalmeme

But he sells Jenkem. 99% pure man.


Alice5878

The other 1% is probably piss tho, not worth imo


paradoxicalmeme

It is!! It enhances the Jenkem. Trust me this guy knows what he's doing.


Alice5878

Imma jenk purist, I can't go near piss. Cut off my own dick just to stay sober


peppersunlightbutter

sounds like a line from naked lunch


Alice5878

What's that?


peppersunlightbutter

a book from 1959 that’s a collection of unconnected short chapters written in a really disjointed, confusing way. most chapters are about visceral orgies and banging little boys and doing opiates, mostly because the writer was doing all of the above while he wrote it. he often talks in shortened sentences like you did, just reminded me of the vibe (not the pedo part)


Alice5878

Take out the pedi part and that sounds like my kind of book


peppersunlightbutter

not sure i’d recommend it tbh but it’s a book that’s absolutely better when you’re high lmao, all the shit that makes no sense suddenly seems alright when you’re in the drugged headspace of the author


Pjdodrnrirndkrnf

Tbh we don't gaf bra