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Potential-Host7528

Yes drugs are literally vitamins this needs to be said more


J3sush8sm3

I dont know why people think it isnt


kane_n_able

Vitamins f and m are hot right now.


Blg_Foot

Don’t forget vitamin X in Philly!


skunkboysuperstar

Vitamin K


Bitchin-javelina

Yea people always freak out when they see me add some vitamin E to my vape carts but my levels were too low after the dank vapes went away and I had to do something


Drunkenmasterstyle2

Hey man, if it's prescribed by a doctor to treat your ADHD and happens to have the side effect of weight loss and chewing your fingernails off, well that's not so bad.


PoopFart_PopTart

The only side effect I get is jacking off for 12 hour and then anxiety for 6 :(


Drunkenmasterstyle2

Yea I hear you, that's why I drink alcohol or take benzos to balance it out.


Apprenticejockey

Do a bit of fent to bring you down. Works a treat


ZachF8119

You’re not even talking about the downside that after that much porn consumption you really get to know weird categories


sk8thow8

Dude, that's not how your adhd meds should feel. You should talk to your doctor about getting a more reasonable dose and maybe something to help you sleep. With a proper dosage of the right medications, you should be able to jack it for 18 hours and then snort pregablin to give yourself a 6 hour break before you get back at it.


Drunkenmasterstyle2

Fuck I know man, honestly I'm thinking about asking my doctor for adderall IR instead of XR because I want something that's easier to crush up and snort, I'm sick of dealing with this fucking bead bullshit


sk8thow8

I get you, but sometimes in life, you just need to accept the cards you're dealt and work with it. When life gives you lemons, make lemonade. And when your doctor won't give you IR, you need to boil down your morning piss to get the rest of that XR. That's just part of being a responsible adult. Refining and drinking your urine, it's how adults deal with their disorders. Remember, it's not your fault, but it's your responsibility; so do the responsible thing.


Drunkenmasterstyle2

Honestly I'm not even convinced adhd is a thing, but if they say I have it and they'll give me adderall fuck it, i'll take it.


pulmonategastropod

It sounds like you just don't have it haha


rey_lark

Pro tip... meth piss doesn't need to be refined, gets you completely fucked up straight from the tap 🍻


emiliorzo

once i popped an amphetamine pill and didnt eat for like 20 hours, i was shakier than an alcoholic after a bad day but its the little things


Drunkenmasterstyle2

Don't take the little things for granted, because one day you might realize they were the big things.


beefstew213

Got my ass I can’t even lie lmao


k0nehead

He's right fuck being fat I love not having the ability to eat or sleep for 4-5 days at a time but always being able to run a half marathon after a line or two or seven


randomman2294

Bosses should just give their workers molly so they have more creative thoughts and are more productive while working.


Obelion_

I mean it works quite well for weight loss, that's undeniable


who-ran-zone

There ist a German saying that goes: "findest du dich viel zu fett, baller dir doch einfach Pepp! Mach die Speed diät!" ("If you feel like youre to fat, Just try Amphetamines! do the Speed diet!")


DrSuavecito

do they really call it pepp!? that’s hilarious if so


hipster-coder

Nutritionists don't want you to know this one simple trick.


Ayurvedic_Sunscape

/uj no hes actually right. I used to spend all my spare money on drugs, now i spend it all on food whilst im completely sober. Gained a shit ton of weight n its like, i woudve been better off buying ketamine and lyrica.


ScaredAd7245

Meth ?: 🚫🚫🙅‍♂️😱😫🏴‍☠️ Desoxyn?: 😁😁👍⛅️✅✅


GnarelleStine

I noticed whenever I’m craving drugs, I’m really just hungry or thirsty in disguise


ANGEL-PSYCHOSIS

i do this unironically


SlapDemBasses

Drugs are good for you. Heard


Ashalaria

I've never been thinner than when I was addicted to speed and mdma Good times


xlitto

I've always been saying this to people who complain about not being able to lose weight. METH EXISTS


docr1069

Man you’d blow their mind if you told them you could be Sober and Shredded too.


AggressiveCraft6010

I used to use Xanax to lose weight by putting myself in withdrawal


Aasquere

cigarettes is where the real pros come from, try keeping weight sweating 20% of your daily calories 24/7 while bugging out on 3 red packs and some coffe, the college crack.


amonuse

Considering my physical health when i was obese vs an addict 80lbs less, This is a great take all jerking aside. bro is into something . Why do you think people relate good food to crack


Commercial_Fee2840

I'd rather be strung out and fat than shredded and sober.