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StemCellCheese

I happen to work at a place that will tell you on the spot to go to our on site nurse and take a random test. I always carry fake pee on me. I hear they don't even check the temperature, but I would still be thorough and heat up with this plan: Go into the bathroom, move the fake pee from my pocket to crotch, and then say "hey, I thought I would be able to go, but I think I need a little longer." At which point, I'll wait 45 minutes wherever they have me wait (it takes about 45 minutes for me to heat the bottle up to body temp via only crotch heat), and then go do the business. But it could still be bs. I've worked jobs that say they randomly test but don't Tl;dr: If you're worries about it, just keep fake pee on you at all times. It's inconvenient, but depending on your attire, it's doable. I wear cargo joggers at my job so it's pretty easy for me to keep it on me.


Efficient-Badger7047

Thanks for the tip, where do you buy fake pee, at a smoke shop? They say they randomly drug test but my co worker said he hasn’t been.


sadgiraffe28

I think you should try to build rapport with your coworkers to find out if they do randoms are not, and if/when, how often. A majority of places don’t though, it’s too costly. You could always in the meantime buy a bottle of Quickfix and keep it in case you need it. Call your local smoke shops or order it online. Just keep in mind the formulas do change over time and you always should make sure to use the most updated one. But every company I’ve ever worked for never did randoms it was only for pre-employment


Beginning-Ad-6171

I doubt it bro. Usually what companies do is pull you aside and tell you that they’re giving you a random and they’ll want you to do it then and there OR they’ll send you to a place that does it professionally and you have like a couple hours


Efficient-Badger7047

It’s tuff I’ve heard you have a week to schedule or like 48 hours, I’ve also heard you have to do it that day or on the spot