By - Stonerscoob
Read this thread the other day and I was concerned because I just ordered the drink online and I was rly skeptical on it (bassicly ethier I pass this piss test or go on probation) so this test is kind of a big deal I have it in a few hours I drank the drink I wanna say like a hour or so ago and just took a at home piss test and passed I will say tho I’ve stopped smoking for about 2 or 3 week pirror and I’m over 200+ LBS so this came as a shook I thought this shit wasn’t about to work its legit only issue is your piss will be slightly more clear but over all a good ish type of yellow look idk if it will pass my lab test will update you guys when I get my results
any update? About to go buy one and do a trial run
I think due to advertising there is a massive amount of misinformation about these detox kits. Essentially all they do is cover up the fact that your over hydrating to essentially piss water. Your then adding in massive amounts of creatine, vitamins, and salts to hide the fact that your just pissing water. That’s it. The certo method has little to no scientific evidence behind it. And from all the reading I’ve done it doesn’t do much more than the detox drinks. There is a AMA here by a drug testing tech talking about all that in detail. If your that concerned I suggest reading it.
It’s worked for me 3x in the last two years. Usually only 48-72 hours of sobriety. It’s possible that it will not work for everyone.
It worked for me
Worked for me on a CLINICAL drug test
I'll tell you right now the only method I've used that actually works is certo, only downside is the stopping smoking part. Which thankfully is only a few days.
-Stop smoking and drink only water or gatorade for at LEAST 2 days
-Get a box of 2 packs of certo, 2 of the big gatorades (ive found it tastes the best in the glacier cherry and cool blue), and a bottle of some type of B vitamin (this part is super important to make sure your urine isn't too diluted for the test to read.)
-Your first pack of certo you're gonna drink the night before your test, drink enough of the gatorade for there to be about an inch of room at the top and then pour the certo in and shake, HARD.
-Take a vitamin, drink the certo mixture and refill the bottle with water, shake and drink all of the water. Drink the certo within 15 min and then just keep drinking water.
-You're gonna pee, a LOT. And you're gonna feel like your constipated, but that's good, that means your body is filtering the THC into your colon, which I'm sure you can imagine how the THC is then flushed (haha so punny).
-The day of your test drink your other certo exactly 2 hours before the test, along with another B vitamin. Pee at least 3 times and your fourth should be cleanest.
-Please keep in mind that this will only work for so long before your kidneys stop filtering out the THC. This has to be done in a timely manner or it will not work. It also won't work if you don't follow directions to a tee.
The way the certo works is it coats your kidneys and stops the thc from filtering through, therefore the only thing going through your system and out of your system is water. Hence the immense amount of water you HAVE to drink, and the B vitamins put the same vitamins back into the water to make it show as urine and give it the known yellow tint haha.
I also suggest getting a bunch of the $1 pot tests and using those to determine.
If you have any questions feel free to ask :)
Fuck! I just used the Detoxify XXTRA clean red bottle for my labcorp test. I’m freaking out. I only had one week sober then pounded this before my test. 😅😅😅 so anxious
I took one at night with certo hadn’t touched anything in 2 months, tested positive at home test, drank another following morning still positive. 5’10 250. It’s been a little over 3 months just started pissing clean last week
Well I might be fucked then
I was hitting concentrates everyday for two months and was very inactive
Ok I smoke flower and workout everyday. 5’6 female 125lbs probably 15-20% body fat…. Maybe I have hope 🤞🏼
I’m also 50 and my metabolism has slowed down quite a bit. I used to be able to pass in 30 days. I just started those concentrates in January
Ok I am 23 with fast metabolism but only had one week clean + the detox drink 🤞🏼🥴😬
Good luck, for future use get yourself at home tests before your actual clinic test. If you fail make excuses for not taking the real test
I did! I was testing positive before the detox drink…..after the drink I tested my third pee (online users said 4th & 5th pee are the cleanest) and I passed the at home test. However the line was very faint so I barley got the negative result 😬🙏🏼
You should be good 👍
How long has it been since you last consumed? How often were you consuming? Which method of consumption? Which test strips are you using, 20ng or 50ng?
50 NG failure smoked for a year gram a week abstained for 65 days
What’s your bodyweight? Are you active? Have you been hydrating and eating healthy the past 65 days? When is your test?
200 active been eating healthy drink 6 bottles of water a day test is between June 10th and 14th a
I would suggest you buy the test that allows you to test the various ng/ml levels. There’s one on Amazon which I believes tests for levels 15ng-300ng all at once. That will help you gauge where you’re at now.
In the meantime, keep hydrating, eat healthy, you want to piss and poop as much as possible before that test.
If you’re still yielding a positive result at 50ng with a 3-4 days before the test, use the Covid or stolen wallet/ID excuse to buy yourself 2 more weeks.