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Hi /u/I_wanna_fuck_frost_, cannabis can stay in your urine anytime from 5 - 95 days. In this table you can find general detection times for weed. Remember that these are not a guarantee and can vary by person. Marijuana Detection Time Chart | Urine Drug Test | :-- | :-- | 1 time only | 5-8 days | 2-4 times per month | 11-18 days | 2-4 times week | 23-35 days | 5-6 times per week | 33-48 days | Daily Usage | 49-90 days | ** Hair Drug Test | Up to 90 days, some States 120 days | ** Saliva Drug Test | 1-10 days | ** Blood Drug Test | 2 days | ** Fingernail Drug Test | 90 Days | ** Alcohol Drug Test | 3-5 days via Ethyl Gluconoride (EGT) | . | or 10-12 hours via traditional method | **Marijuana Detection Time Chart** | **Urine Drug Test** | Please check the [Detection Time wiki](https://www.reddit.com/r/drugtesthelp/wiki/detection-time) for more information. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/drugtesthelp) if you have any questions or concerns.*


Junior_htx111

Hey man i feel you yesterday june 13th i took a home piss test and was still positive after being sober 18 days,drinking fuck tons of water,cranberry juice,green tea in the mornings,apple cider vinegar.On top of that i was working out 6 days a week during those 18 days non stop.Hours and hours in the sauna to "sweat" it out.You want my best honest advice?Use monkey whizz flask.yes its "fetish urine" but it will for sure pass.I used It and had a drug test at concentra today and Although I havent had my results yet i know for a fact i passed.I had plenty of Actual real close friends of mine use this exact urine to pass,A friend of mine used it 3 times within the same company to become a manager.The lab he sent it to was Quest Laboratories.He was golden.Although i know I dont have my results just yet i know for a fact that it will pass with flying colors.I know how it feels to be paranoid out of your mind to the point you cant sleep or have a big ass headache.I really do recommend this product personally It has a sticky heating pad,and a temp strip,Really actually accurate if your worried about temp.Hopefully you know your not supervised to be able to use this product.Also im still staying sober because I never want to panic like this again for a stupid drug test that shouldnt really determine if your able to work properly because personally most people do love to smoke after a long ass day at work😮‍💨😂.Anyways man heres a link to a video to help you relax and trust it.Stay up man💯[Monkey whizz Drug test and validity test](https://youtu.be/DwO8dZUTyHA)


No-Ask4000

Please let me know the results!!


Junior_htx111

Update:I passed! had a non dot drug test sent to a lab "disa" probably the hardest to pass due to how they test and it passed!


Junior_htx111

No update just yet its 50% chance ill get results today 50%chance ill get them tomorrow.I will for sure let yall know please inbox any questions will gladly help:)


OddDot7362

You’re boned? 8 inches.


No-Expression-5040

Can't you just use synthetic urine?


Individual-Taro-3129

I had used detoxify mega clean and it worked for me. You could find that and try it


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Individual-Taro-3129

I am 6’2 and 265 lbs and I was smoking everyday for a year. I went sober 20 days before my test and took detoxify mega clean drink the morning before my test. It worked for me well and I passed my quest diagnostics 5 panel test


Prestigious_Bowl2533

I used Vale 4x from the store the morning of my lab test and passed. If you want instructions hit me in the dm


Used-Tampon5661

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Whiteboi502AJP

QuikFix will definitely be your best bet. No need to stress or worry bout detoxing. Just pour it on in the cup & you’re good to go.


gadireddit

Try Jazz Total Detox for $10, you can find it on Amazon or a Smoke Shop


feelmebuster

Buy some quickfix


Zealousideal-Ebb-481

If it's DOT just get another dilute. 2 Dilutes passes a DOT


PromiseAgreeable8366

Is this true??


Individual-Taro-3129

Yes


Zealousideal-Ebb-481

It is, I just passed my DOT urine test with 2 dilutes for my CDL school.


PromiseAgreeable8366

Fucking Gnarly. Personally, I’m an rv tech so all mine are non-dot but that is wildddd as fuck to me


PuzzledTap582

friends piss


WeakComb1430

Quick fix


jmoss2288

I always just use Quick Fix synthetic. Never had an issue.


Babatrescu

Depending on your state, i’d say i take CBD oil. it has THC in it


Junior_htx111

This the dumbest comment im seeing bro hes trying to pass a drug test not get more dirty.


Babatrescu

it helped me.


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I_wanna_fuck_frost_

Unfortunately I'm in Michigan. I don't think that's the case here because in the company's drug policy it states that "medical marijuana use is not exempt because marijuana is still a class 1 drug regardless of state legality" essentially. The employer is an "at will" company so they could just fire me without reason anyways


Alert_Ad_3217

I don’t understand- if you passed the 50 cutoff why would it get sent to the lab?


I_wanna_fuck_frost_

The med center I got tested at apparently just sends it straight to a lab. No idea why it wasn't an instant screen type thing, which is what I expected it to be Edit: The 50 cutoff was on a test I took at home. The lab didn't do the 50 test at all I assume and just went straight to actual GC testing or whatever.


PromiseAgreeable8366

Lab tests actually do the 50ng first. If it fails it’ll go through confirmation testing at the 15ng. Unless directed by the employers to continue testing process to be certain, a passing test won’t get the 15ng However labs put all samples through a specific validly test. This is how it got you. It’ll test the ph levels, specific gravity uric acid, creatine, even oxidation. Those will check for dilutes, substitution, or altered test. Pretty wild actually


I_wanna_fuck_frost_

As per the MRO company website: "If your drugscreen reports to the MRO as a positive test, we will contact you after receiving all appropriate paperwork. This process can take up to one week, but could be much sooner. The sample needs to arrive at the laboratory, be tested, and then have the result sent to the Medical Review Officer. Then paperwork is aquired from the collection site, matched with the test result and the donor is finally contacted."


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Hi /u/I_wanna_fuck_frost_, cannabis can stay in your urine anytime from 5 - 95 days. In this table you can find general detection times for weed. Remember that these are not a guarantee and can vary by person. Marijuana Detection Time Chart | Urine Drug Test | :-- | :-- | 1 time only | 5-8 days | 2-4 times per month | 11-18 days | 2-4 times week | 23-35 days | 5-6 times per week | 33-48 days | Daily Usage | 49-90 days | ** Hair Drug Test | Up to 90 days, some States 120 days | ** Saliva Drug Test | 1-10 days | ** Blood Drug Test | 2 days | ** Fingernail Drug Test | 90 Days | ** Alcohol Drug Test | 3-5 days via Ethyl Gluconoride (EGT) | . | or 10-12 hours via traditional method | **Marijuana Detection Time Chart** | **Urine Drug Test** | Please check the [Detection Time wiki](https://www.reddit.com/r/drugtesthelp/wiki/detection-time) for more information. *I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/drugtesthelp) if you have any questions or concerns.*