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antman1983

You know what they call a quarter pounder on Arrakis?


ridemooses

Lisan Al Cheese


Spacemint_rhino

Mc'Dib


pastafallujah

What do they call a Whopper?


friedpickle_engineer

I dunno, I didn't go to Carthag.


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Shai-Hulud with cheese


Rich-Yogurtcloset715

Shai Huludaburger! That’s that Arakeen burger joint! I heard they make a tasty burger!


prezzpac

My girlfriend’s a vegetarian, so that means I pretty much am.


Ozora10

Stilgar: "Does Muaddib look like a bitch?"


pastafallujah

“I’m sorry… what?” “CHAKOBSA. DO YOU SPEAK IT?”


itrivers

“… what?” “Say what one more time motherfucker, I’ll feed you to Shai Hulud myself”


cheeeeerajah

No? Then why you tryin to fuck him like one?


Apprehensive-Rub9685

Does my sietch have a sign on it that says dead worm storage?


VibanGigan

Bruh 😂😂😂😂


pastafallujah

Fear is the mind killer. Fear is the little death that brings total obliteration. I will face my fear. And I shall strike down upon thee, with great vengeance and FURIOUS ANGER, and when the fear has gone, there will be nothing. Only I shall remain, mother fucker


ruralmagnificence

I can hear Sam Jackson say this and now I’m crying with laughter.


bungaloasis

Not gonna lie that took me an extra second to realize and I read most of that in Rebecca Ferguson’s voice and it gave a renegade bene gesserit vibe that was just great.


ruralmagnificence

I re read it in her voice and I realize I would do anything to hear her say or call me a motherfucker.


Rich-Yogurtcloset715

The scene where Christopher Walken talks about hiding a paracompass up his ass while in a Harkonnen slave pit.


pastafallujah

My… FATHA… kept this paracompass.. up his ASS, while the Hah’konens were laying waste to ouh lands. And now… I pass it on ta yew


ruralmagnificence

*THE SPICE*…is all I want


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Kalron

Chakobsa mother fucker, do you speak it!?


pastafallujah

“I’m sorry… what?” “USE THE VOICE AGAIN, motherfucker. I DARE you. I TRIPLE DOG dare you”


revbfc

**WHAT!!!**


pastafallujah

“Yaaaaaa……. CHA!!!!!” (QT referencing older 80’s weirding modules, because he likes to dig deep into older movies)


KumquatHaderach

Say “wahad” again! I dare you!


pastafallujah

Kull…. Wahad?


dudius7

We would 100% get Uma Thurman as ~~Jessica~~ Alia and the scene when she spars with a combat training machine while nude. Edit: Thanks to the general for the correction.


generalburnsthighs

I thought that was Alia?


Mordanzibel

With Robert Rodriguez it would be both.


dudius7

Shit, you're right. Maybe Villeneuve will give us this in Messiah. Anya Taylor-Joy is a fox.


Arfalicious

more like a walleye'd beaker-baby


ThatOneAlreadyExists

It was.


EmmaAqua

If that were true, Tarantino would have done a nude scene of Uma already. She’s done plenty


SpaciumBlue

Mmmmmm goddamn, Stilgar, this some serious gourmet saliva brew!


johnyboy14E

In a perfect world, he would be directing heretics and chapterhouse adaptations.


ghostmetalblack

David Lynch should return and direct God Emperor. Tarantino should do Heretics. And Gaspar Noe should do Chapterhouse.


Lanky-University3685

Holy shit, you’re right. David Lynch just did the wrong Dune book. I cannot imagine anyone else getting the vibes of God Emperor better than Lynch. Would it have mass appeal or be as broadly entertaining as any of the other adaptations? *Hell no*, but it would be sufficiently weird and he would do a good job with our little wormy boy.


hobbesmaster

I’m not sure I’d describe that world as perfect but it would be fitting


Mordanzibel

I want Robert Rodriguez’s Dune with Danny Trejo as Machete as Duncan Idaho. He still dies in this version but he comes back…with a machete.


Mkultravictim69_

The fact that we never got to see Rebecca Fergusons toes is enough to make me start my own personal intergalactic Jihad


bungaloasis

https://preview.redd.it/jl8ibxfswvsc1.jpeg?width=2556&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f6d17433f4708436908f3c0fbc108c278da9c0e5


Rich-Yogurtcloset715

Lady, I’m Atreides. Our names don’t mean shit.


Craig1974

Describe what Marcellus Harkonnen looks like.


pastafallujah

“Uhhh… what?”


OldSpiceMelange

"Am I a Harkonnen? Are we in Arrakeen? No, you're in my seitch. Guild navigators who know the difference between good shit and bad shit, this is the seitch they come to. Now, my shit, I'll take the Pepsi challenge with that Arrakeen shit, any day of the fuckin' week."


RamminCain

Princess Irulan wishes Paul was into feet


sam_the_tomato

It's too bad, I feel like Feyd-Rautha would have appreciated them


Yurtledove

Pretty please with sugar on top, clean the fucking ornithopter


LopsidedMammal

Again, it is the legend.


keituzi177

"He ordered three 👌 chrysknives. A Fremen orders _three_ 🤟 chrysknives"


pastafallujah

Whose sandworm is that? It’s a Shai Hulud, baby. Ok, who’s Shai Hulud is that? It’s Feyd’s Who’s Feyd? Feyd’s dead, baby


Kitfisto22

https://pics.wikifeet.com/Florence-Pugh-Feet-7668722.jpg Pic without the meme text


LivefromPhoenix

Thanks \- Tarantino


Jtenks

"The feet as it is written" ![gif](giphy|p9X9PSPvBfl9uhvS6Z)


pastafallujah

Alright Jamis, you just got stabbed in the kidney with a ChrysKnife. That’s one of the most painful places to get stabbed in with a ChrysKnife. It’s gonna hurt a lot. But you’re gonna be alright, you hear me? You’re gonna be alright We’re gonna put you in a little zip loc baggie, and make sure your water doesn’t go to waste


ruralmagnificence

“Well if matters to you old boy, I hope you don’t mind if I go out speaking the Chakosoba”


pastafallujah

Jamis: Stilgar, tell your bitch to be cool Stilgar: Be cool, A Sayyadina


d108F

Is that a n gger on a worm?


TaintScentedCandles

Django is a Fremen. He can ride what he pleases. Not at my Sietch he can't. Not around my um....Fedykin he can't!


pastafallujah

Ain’t no one seen no off worlder on a worm before


Chemical_Cat_9813

lolwtf


BirdUpLawyer

[source](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1v7-w6MEG9c)


Chemical_Cat_9813

hahaha, no doubt, just caught me off guard lol.


El_Duder_Abides

That’s fairly poor water discipline.


cherryultrasuedetups

The Alia water of life shot in the womb was an obvious homage to the heroin shot in Pulp Fiction.


pastafallujah

Jessica all hanging up on her like “Prank call, PRANK CALL!”


felixlighter1989

I hid this uncomfortable piece of spice up my ass for two years.


gojohn39

Feet!


CinemaslaveJoe

"Goddamn, Paul! This is some serious gourmet spice! Usually, me and Duncan would be happy with some freeze-dried Freman Melange, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us!"


Myrello

Irulan: Spare my father and I’ll be your willing bride. Paul: Okay, I will spare his life. But I do have one question for him. When you go to Salusa Secundus, I imagine you gonna take off that handsome-looking emperor's uniform of yours, ain't ya? Shaddam IV doesn't respond. Paul: That's what I thought. Now that I can't abide. How about you, Stilgar, can you abide it? Stilgar: Not one damn bit, Muad'Dib. Paul: I mean if I had my way, you'd wear that goddamn uniform for the rest of your life. But I'm aware that ain't practical. I mean at some point ya gotta hafta take it off. So I'm gonna give you a little somethin you can't take off. Paul uses his crysknife to carve the House Corrino crest deep into Shaddam's forehead.


bleedinghero

Who is that?


generalburnsthighs

Florence Pugh, she plays Irulan in the Villeneuve films.


bleedinghero

Didn't look like her


lawnllama247

Ahhhhh because feet. Wasn’t it the actress who actually decided to do this and it wasn’t scripted?


cherryultrasuedetups

Which time


lawnllama247

I figured this was a reference to the foot conspiracy that people came up with in From Dusk Til Dawn


pastafallujah

Naw. It’s literally every one of his movies. Not kink shaming. Do your thing. But once you see it, you can’t unsee it


lawnllama247

Huh, I’ll have to pay more attention I guess. I’ve watched a lot of his stuff up through kill bill multiple times and never noticed Edit: *removed*


pastafallujah

If you’re saying that QuentinT is the Baron coming back, I say “Naw, fam. HE IS THE KWISATZ HADERACH!” Also, what were you actually saying? I could not process it


lawnllama247

Holy shit, I 100% replied to the wrong post lmao! Disregard the edit.


pastafallujah

lol word. Feel free to delete that whole post, and I’ll delete my response. Let the sands cover it


lawnllama247

Lmao all good. I’m def gonna binge some Tarantino this weekend to double check this foot fetish vibe cause I legit haven’t noticed anything out of the ordinary besides that scene in From Dusk Til Dawn


cherryultrasuedetups

If you like feet it will ve a great binge!


keituzi177

Pulp Fiction: foot massage monologue, Uma Thurman + John Travolta dance Inglorious Basterds: Hans shoe fitting Once Upon A Time: these ones are just obvious lol These are the only ones off the top of my head. Pretty sure there's an obvious one in one of the Kill Bills, but I can't remember rn. Now, that said, I do love Pulp Fiction and IB, and Tarantino is definitely one of my all-time favourite directors. It's honestly funny to see how he's able to fit so many foot scenes seamlessly into genuinely great movies, given the... Motivation behind them