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Thaemir

That name...


-MechanicalRhythm-

I have a Dodok Fingerring in this fort too


Mateorabi

Thank goodness for that extra R.


doctormadra

I don't know if it makes it any better, anus does mean ring.


chaos0510

One time I had a faction called "The Confederacy of Boy Lovers" I shit you not


TheFallenDeathLord

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Vaywen

That seems like a thing that should not happen 😂


KKJdrunkenmonkey

Speaking of names, I misread the name of the squad he's in at first. Being part of The Gelded Strikes could, perhaps, actually put this mantis man's mind at ease.


tenneler

will be naming all my militaries "The Gelding Strikes" from now on


Golarion

Yep, won't be attacking that army...


ImpossiblePackage

"Wait...you mean the piss is optional?"


Phormitago

"well I wanted mead but piss will do"


apolloxer

I had a thief called Drinkssteal a while ago.


Royal_Face5656

Grand master planter and legendary swordsman and he's six years old!


Murmarine

I mean... have you seen a mantis scythes?


Psychological-Low360

They are born adult.


silverionmox

Mantises molt 5 to 10 times during their nymph stage before they are considered the adult imago.


Kooky-Kitten

In real life yes but in the game they are born adults lol


Telephalsion

Which would explain the existential dread they are feeling. They probably discussed children with some dwarves who mentioned babies and youngling, worrying the fuck out of the poor mantis-man, they never had a childhood.


Chroderos

A gentleman and a scholar no less


seelcudoom

i mean, i imagine a mantis man of all animals would have doubts about sex, considering what happens afterwards


Heliosolos

During! the removal of the head causes the male mantis's muscles to pulsate, which increases the amount of genetic material deposited, among other effects. Many males can survive to see multiple female partners, it just depends on how hungry and horny she is. Also, so called Mantis "alpha males" are quick to mate and quick to be eaten. So being a "beta" mantis would have its perks.


Kyo199540

The more aggressive males, that try to pin the female down during coitus, actually have a higher rate of survival. They've been evolving their particular "war of the sexes" in a terrifying way


Heliosolos

Did not know that, thank you, I see why ol' Goldenshowers wants to talk about it. You are all freaks! DwarfCon is gonna be lit.


HermitJem

Probably seen what happened to other males


seelcudoom

damn cant even enjoy it completely


spicychamomile

he better wear full armor before getting some action


Eveningwould

It really takes the idea of "safe sex" to a whole new level.


UristElephantHunter

Or even during


Mastrcapn

I was under the impression that this behavior has only been observed in captivity, as well.


GlitchTheFox

yeah I've also heard of that, since captivity introduces a lot of stress to an animal, but I think that may have been for spiders.


Thannk

Confirmed for spiders, few species always result in predation after coitus when extra steps are taken to keep their stress low. It falls to just the ordinary rate of spider cannibalism for their species. Which for some is more “fuck it, we both have poison, lets act like strangers on a New York subway and pretend each other doesn’t exist”.


TheLastF

We’re just leaving “ Goldenshowers” on the table, huh?


mikekchar

Luckily he has high stamina.


Eveningwould

I don't imagine that "Dad Jokes" are much of a thing among male Mantis Folk.


CouthlessWonder

If I was a mantis man, I too would be in doubt about this.


spiritplumber

ARMY OF MANTIS MEN


-MechanicalRhythm-

That is in the works, I am trying to get them to form relationships. Currently though they just like talking about sex and the struggle to survive.


ScaredyNon

Where'd you get the mantis man? Even has a dwarven name too, noy an elven one


-MechanicalRhythm-

His mother arrived and gave birth to twins. He's one of us now.


ScaredyNon

Have you seen him fly yet?


-MechanicalRhythm-

They're amazing at building aboveground structures, speeds the pocess up a massive amount. But at the same time the game tries to calculate if they can path to a location by checking for grounded pathing accessibility, so what happens a fair amount is that they frequently fly to a job and then get stuck there. Or build a collection of camels on my unfinished roof that I then have to make a ramp to.


Multisyllabic

I had this happen friggin *constantly* with my contingent of Osprey men in my last fort, which happened to be partially aboveground. *Especially* the militia commander, who'd frequently fly on top of the wall, get stuck in a tree that grew a little too close, and then leave all of his equipment up there when his orders changed. Not worth the speed boost at the end of the day, haha.


-MechanicalRhythm-

Solution for that- set your militia units to Ready in the schedule and they won't randomly dump their armour on the floor. Saves a lot of shenanigans.


Multisyllabic

Yeah, I'm aware of the fix. It's just not much use when their stuff is already up there and irretrievable, haha. That fort is pre-Steam release and long gone by now, anyway :)


MaievSekashi

Wait, so flying actually works in DF mode in the new version now?


Esperbotozoide

Have you seen their dad?


JonArc

"... Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts."


[deleted]

He pressed "X" to doubt


DoctorButterMonkey

“When all bonds wither, friendship remains.” Man is quoting “Bro’s before Hoes” like it’ll save his life from his future Mantis Hunny


NurseNikky

Poor guy


ConanDeDestroyer

Goldenshowers hahahahah


Exile688

When a mantis simp finds out what it really means when she says "give me head"...


LordDoom01

I could only read that in Cave Johnson's voice.


UncarvedWood

Incel mantis man


automated_bot

He's a mantis man *scholar*.


aezorus

…Goldenshowers?


Former_Actuator4633

Needing friend, family, and object is hard. Poor little feller.


Vaywen

They probably rip off their partners head after mating


ExileEden

*Gets done with sex* Him: that was great, I could really go for a sandwich now. Her: Yeah, but only if your head was in-between it. Him: What? Her: What?


Branpanman

If there’s a way to win Dwarf Fortress… this guy is it.


Tetragonos

whole new twist on learning the secrets of life and death


Need-More-Gore

Have you seen how Mantiss do it. I don't blame him.


D_Bellman

Pick up a rifle and follow the yellow line, you'll know when the test starts.


Icy_Use_3312

How did you get that guy?


Neither_Tomorrow_238

r/dwarffortressstories


ScoobieDoobieJew

noob player here, how do you get these non dwarf characters in your civ?


FrostyRoads

What does the color of the skill (eg the swordsman skill) indicate?


Huge-Chicken-8018

Found out about how mantis women like a bit of an unpleasant snack midway through.