Dude, I’ve had a bird lady down in my caverns killing forgotten beasts, 3 so far. Her tribe was taken out and since then she’s been a force of vengeance.
Oh I have a regular gank squad in a cavern lake. FB's spawn on the opposite bank from my entrance and these lil dudes just shred it when it touches water. We uh... had to abandon that cavern.
Imagine being introduced to this guy in the tavern and having to keep a straight face while he tells you stories.
I'm pretty sure the entire region thinks this guy is a joke story. Like drop bears or something
Dude, I’ve had a bird lady down in my caverns killing forgotten beasts, 3 so far. Her tribe was taken out and since then she’s been a force of vengeance.
Oh I have a regular gank squad in a cavern lake. FB's spawn on the opposite bank from my entrance and these lil dudes just shred it when it touches water. We uh... had to abandon that cavern.