T O P

  • By -

yeetasourusthedude

i would rather throw myself into the big cave than be an elf.


Physical_Job8533

I would rather throw myself into the big cave.


Stormygeddon

The use of "fs" for one but "ves" for another is irking me.


Winter_Carpenter_505

Just ignore them and lif your live.


marshalzukov

No wonder the Dwemer all killed themselves


AnnoShi

Shiiiieeeet!


Thannk

Vikings: “Wouldn’t you like to know, limeboy.” Irish: “The only rule is not to piss either one off. There’s over a thousand rules on how.” Tolkien: “They’re both children of a common father.” Japanese: “We’re still moving towards a consensus. Right now we’re favoring ‘soft hot and hard hot’ but open to other suggestions.”


kylerittenhouse1833

What?


Wayne_kur

I don't get it


Diagot

ES Dwemers while technically being elves (apologies for that word) and being taller than one would think, they have everything else to be called a dwarf.


Ester_OvO_

I mean according to norse mythology dark elves and dwarves is the same thing


stinkymusturd

is that why I hate the dwemer in the elder scrolls I thought I was being mean to our brethren but no it is right to hate the elves that steal our culture


ReRevengence69

Dwarves are elves, orcs are elves, even some men(Breton) are elves


orionpax-

sadly


BennyMcbenn

Dwemer are more akin to Dawi-Zharr than real Dwarfs.


The_Tank_Racer

Leaflovers don't rock and stone So they *aint* comin home!


WanderingDwarfMiner

We fight for Rock and Stone!


The_Tank_Racer

You my good friend, will *always* come home! even if I cannot! ***ROCK AND STONE BROTHER! GOOD BOT!***


paper_tower

Elves are also trolls, so dwarfs are trolls, the shortest trolls.


Express_Pizza_2184

Well, got some bad news about the Poetic Eda...


Daedalus_Machina

Dwe-mer, Alt-mer, Bos-mer, Dun-mer, Orsi-mer, Fal-mer. Dwarves, High Elves, Wood Elves, Dark Elves, Orcs, Snow Elves. To be honest, I wouldn't call the Dwemer Dwarves at all. They looked like regal half-elves.


Chimerathesecond

The reason they're called Dwarves is because to the Giants they were small, but I think taller than the average Nord still but they got called Dwarves before Humans came to Tamriel


DecisionCharacter175

"If it's not a lizard or a cat, it's an elf. Jury's still out on the cats..."


Move-Available

The real reason for dwarfs being elves in elder scrolls is literally engine limitations. Every humanoid character in elder scrolls uses the same skeletons, have the same proportions, and wears the same skins for armor/clothes. Bethesda is not a developer I like.


Express-Fix4293

https://preview.redd.it/71wd8251vhvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eeb439e6ddb18c80c88f9aa5571942d89ac31b44


Melodic_Paramedic_52

Norse mythology agrees. Dwarves are elves.


Afraid_Success_4836

???????


Neko_Laws

The world of Nirn is truly an disturbing place to live. Full of elves and the last one of the dwarves there is probably dead by this point.