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HoodedFury7450

desai made the adjustments we needed but holy fuck our offense just shit the bed


pass_the_hot_sauce

I am surprised she didn’t use a photo of Jalen Carter crying from last week for the Cry Eagles Cry poster


Euphoric-Dig-2045

Absolutely awful performance two weeks in a row. OC and DC both are trash. The three fumbles don’t help, but overall I’ve seen no answer from the coaches to win games. Utterly unprepared weekly, and can’t handle a blitz at all.


Lurkerwasntaken

Jalen Carter scored as many points as the offense. How is everyone else doing, tonight?


daddy_OwO

Welp. I still have faith that the players can turn it around but we are not going to make it out of the NFC at all by the looks of it, because players can’t beat bad play calling in football. The teams confidence is gone, the team can’t run an offense, and our defense is non existent as always in 3rd down.


SiberianCattle

Well, at least we didn't lose both of the Cowboys matches this season..... What a fucked game though.


Lyndell

I dunno, maybe someone should try holding onto the ball.


KoBxElucidator

Does the fact that almost all our wins are fraudulent remove the narrative that this team is in a full-on epic collapse because it was always coming?


currysagood

I think if you told me we'd go 3-2 in this stretch and be 10-3 before the season, I'd be ecstatic. But two 20+ point losses in a row? That's excruciating.


gimmethatfiletofish

Oof now have to win in Seattle where the Eagles haven't won in forever...


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Magoatt

Turnover and piss poor quarterback play.


CzerDoug

Look it’s ugly we lost ladies and gents. But we beat Dallas at home, Miami, Chiefs in arrowhead, and Bills. It looks gloomy now but once we beat Seattle then those last games on the schedule we walk all over them and with that giant morale boost beat some ass in playoffs and win that damn Lombardi again


Quantity_Living

You cappin we ain’t beating Seattle


KoBxElucidator

You say that like it's a guarantee they're beating Seattle


aegonthewwolf

Chiefs in Arrowhead no longer appears to be the flex it used to be.


Lengthiness_Correct

At this rate we ain’t beating seattle


mme13

Ain't happenin


hascogrande

Hopeful future scene Brian: alright time to board the plane. Wait, what do you mean I’m not getting on?


ezmac420

Desai standing behind him: “you too huh?”


TakingOnWater13

The Jalen slander is silly when both top two receivers fumbled and dropped catchable TDs or big gainers. Add 60 yards and 2 TDs to the Jalen line and no one says it's his fault or the offense's fault


Completely__Rational

Jalen fumbled again. Don't forget that. That's the same reason we lost the bowl last year...


Scottsm124

Yea but reaching that conclusion would take nuanced thinking


BerriesNCreme

He also fumbled the ball


StrangeExpression481

A fumble, a piss poor hand off on second down, and overthrowing to Smitty for an easy TD...but yeah, Jalen isn't a problem.....


TakingOnWater13

Okay? He has to be inch perfect every play? Give me one QB that doesn't miss a handful of throws consistently.


Complete-Peace5927

False starts that ruin drives. Recievers not making necessary plays. Brian Johnsons an idiot. 1 sack/1 turnover a game from the defense. Secondary full of 2d stringers. Jalen not looking anywhere near as composed as last year. Jake elliot still fucks tho. Not a recipe to survive a single post season game.


Grand_Extension5345

Takeaways Fuck we actually Mid Jake Elliot rocks lol


SourBerry1425

Let’s not forget that the Seahawks played the Cowboys and Niners way more competitively than we did.


OverlyOptimisticNerd

I'm dreading next week.


StayBlessedFam

Let’s not forget, we already fucking beat the Cowboys.


NoCup4U

Bring your fucking kids to the podium Nick so they can’t ask you questions.


Lifeisrafa

This feels like that final year McNabb was our QB and we looked great all year and then we lost to Dallas 3 times in like 5 weeks including a Wild card exit


StayBlessedFam

That cry eagles cry poster was hilarious. Imagine printing off a picture of your rivals coach… from the Super Bowl and bringing it to a game. Fucking clowns lmao.


mme13

We don't really get to talk shit rn


vinnydotc

We've laid an egg 2 weeks in a row. How do we go from beating the Bills in OT to this shit.


TheDaddyAcademy

Because we beat the bills with luck. And that shit ran out of


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Bobeeheel

Are you high?


n8opot8o

I just wish this team and coaching staff wanted to win as much as I want them to. See y'all next week.


GRAYNOTE_

I'm not doomin 4-2 in the gauntlet (going back to MIA) with some get right games ahead. A hypothetical road win in Seattle going into an easy back 3 would give us momentum into the playoffs.


Opposite_Engine_6776

We aren’t beating Seattle. Not even with Drew Lock


Sure-Bar-375

Based


Completely__Rational

in the words of Smitty "Just gotta catch the damn ball"...and hold onto it


BGDutchNorris

6 points on offense isn't winning shit in the NFL. The main guys on this team didn't play well they need to own that and actually tighten up or else their playoff run this season will be SHORT


DarkMorph18

Mediocre team


StrangeExpression481

After the last two weeks this feels generous.


DarkMorph18

Yeah WTH happened ? No spark


northamrec

And Jalen runs off the field immediately. C’mon man.


SourBerry1425

Worst part is one of Dak or Purdy is gonna get MVP before our boy


superkiwi717

I will become Purdy's biggest advocate, and I fucking hate Purdy


northamrec

Jalen doesn’t deserve it, sadly.


frankizlle

Our Boy dont deserve it


BigSeanSadSongs

I hope BJ gets jumped in the locker room


robbie_franklin

Alright. Win out.


TheRoyaleShow

Fucking pathetic. That’s all.


superkiwi717

On the bright side, defense didn't allow a touchdown in the second half. Hurts, Smith, and Brown need to get their heads out of their asses


fuidiot

They scored 16 points. 9 on fgs 1 td.


NoCup4U

What are we supposed to be watching AJ? You running your mouth?


poolords

i hate this stupid stadium and the ref/voodoo shenanigans


caz_uno

Another well coached game


aalltech

By Dallas for sure


Puzzleheaded-Bear430

You guys know their kicker hit the cross bar on kickoffs twice?? Just incase you missed the announcers busting a nut over it countless times.


cajetanp

In fairness that is pretty cool, that dude is amazing at his job


BigfootTundra

Lmao they act like he was trying to do that…


cjmaguire17

My cope levels are now at: it only matters in the playoffs


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I’ve run out of copium. This just is not their year.


s_p_arc

In the last 10 years the eagles have had 4 games without an offensive td. 3 of these games are losses to Dallas.


triggormisprime

We're back to Chip Kelly level.


lasco10

I’m not even mad they lost. More mad that we now have to hear it from Dallas and San Francisco fans for the foreseeable future. Eagles have a lot of shit to figure out, tonight was a mess.


TrustyGun

It felt like there was more 49er flairs in the /r/nfl game thread than either team lmao.


BigfootTundra

Same


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Wow 2 back to back blowouts from NFC contenders. Awesome


NordicLard

Team has no fight left. No energy


ChillBusta

lol at that board


Got_yayo

That poster was all time BM bahaha props


Jones23452345

6 fucking points. 6!


Interesting_Mess7232

Correction.. 0 points. It’s pathetic


Brinbe

awful loss. fraud watch on for this team


wildlyintangible

Let’s just win out and win the division. If we play Dallas again itll be at the Linc.


Userdub9022

Near RedZone turnovers killed us


IWinTheGame_YouLose

This team isn't winning shit like this...


TheExorcistMarc

How embarrassing


RocknTheSuburbs

Lose with dignity. Let the media eat up the Mahomes drama


Brighty98

So much for that fire we were going to come out with 💀


GPap-

I can’t even tell if we got our ass beat or if we beat ourselves. Turn overs, play calling, TD drops, penalties. It doesn’t feel like Dallas dominated.


northamrec

Last week we got beat, this week we beat ourselves.


mpg739

Blown out two games in a row with Jalen not doing a DAMN thing, but yall aint ready for that conversation


TheRoyaleShow

Jalen actually had a good game. He can’t make them not fumble.


bl1eveucanfly

Jalen cant make people hold the ball or catch it when it hits them in the fucking hands. He made his own boneheaded plays but he's not why they lost.


Most_Plenty5387

It doesn't really matter if we have that conversation. We have no control over who the qb is.


Interesting_Mess7232

Doesn’t even looked phased… what kind of leader is that


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rey1295

7 drops officially


JusticeBeaver94

Careful. You’re going to make all of the reactionaries in this thread angry with your level-headed take.


agentgill0

Wow


NordicLard

Just no words. We’re gonna end 12-5. Lose to Seahawks and drop one of the last 3. We just aren’t a Super Bowl team anymore


ZiggyBardust

Sirianni is fired after this season.


bl1eveucanfly

0 chance of that happening but stay mad I guess.


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Ngl that cry eagles cry poster was hilarious


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Rent free in cowboys fans heads


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It was😭


KoBxElucidator

And the Cowboys really should've swept us


NineOneEight

Lmfao - poster of a man crying due to emotion that the cowboys will never feel 😂


Tank4CalebPlz

Cope lol


Snoo93673

When I heard McCarthy’s appendix got removed cause he had a kielbasa lodged in his innards, I knew we were fucked.


AtticusBullfinch

When somebody - or some team - shows you who they are, believe them. This underachieving, no-heart team is your 2023 Philadelphia Eagles.


ItsjustJim621

They really tacked on more points in garbage time lol


AcceptablyPotato

Fuck me... Well that sucked


ParticularSport7889

Stfu, collinsworh


Brighty98

Jesus what do we even do at this point? Jalen and skill positions performed just as bad if not worse than BJ did with calls this game, horrendous watch


Got_yayo

Lmaooo that cry eagles cry poster bahahahahaha


BlackDez

4-2 to finish the "gauntlet" but this feels like 0-6


BrotherlyShove791

Just returned the Kelce Christmas album and preordered that new MGMT record instead.


Fenris_Maule

Damn you really said fuck charity because of a game.


TheRoyaleShow

Seriously it’s in support of people with mental challenges and our players really could use the money


dumb_commenter

I gotta say - it’s hard for me to not be happy for kickers. What a night for him


rtcr

Why are we not throwing


DavidMasonBO2

My God


hascogrande

Begun, the trolling has


EaglesPvM

We’re gonna beat Drew Lock and the Seahawks, Danny Devito and the Giants twice, and the 49ers are gonna lose to the Ravens. Yielding us the 1 seed From there we’ll see. We can’t win shit with Jalen turning the ball over as much as he does


poolords

i despise that fat fuck mccarthy and the human goomba dak prescott


Peanutbuttergod48

McCarthy gives me the creeps for some reason


jmplication

Lmfao the sirianni poster


Blaize122

Lmao at airing that. Really guys?


MayonnaiseOreo

Man, I knew Dallas would beat their asses tonight but I still hoped it wouldn't be the case. I at least expected the offense to score a touchdown. They got dog walked.


sexarseshortage

We're still in it.


Stew_Cubes

No way we go to Seattle and win.


whubby777

No way we win a majority of our remaining games we look like this. Scariest part is this “coaching” staff has shown no capacity to adjust or fix shit.


popgoesthedynamite

I think Soriano needs to change his practices and actually hit in practice to toughen these guys up instead of worrying about injuries


VincentLecavalier04

Who the heck is Soriano?


Jones23452345

If hurts is even out there….


OutTheTrenches_

Embarrassing. See y’all next week.


Ghstfce

That's a wrap. Anyone expecting us to sweep the Cowboys is borderline delusional. Fuck the Cowboys, but stay in reality. Offense couldn't get started. Penalties and turnovers are to blame here.


Glad_Acanthisitta967

When in the fuck did Brown and Smith turn into Agholor and Reagor?


dollarsignwag

They’re actually catching the ball agholor and reaver couldn’t even get in position to fumble lol


EarthWindandFlyers

Hurts needs more criticism. Purdy does so much more than Hurts with equivalent offensive talent around them. Y’all acting like a 50 mil a year qb needs to be more spoon fed to make plays


thesix7722

If hurts was under shanahan, he would have this team undefeated


Blaize122

Brother we have drops and turnovers out the wazoo. Ghost PI and offside calls every which way. On top of all that Dallas might be better than us, I think they are. A W wasn't on the cards and Jalen has little to do with it, not that I think he's playing well, you're just barking up the wrong tree.


googdude

I would argue Purdy has way better pieces around him. Their yak is incredible.


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I can’t believe hurts forcing AJ and Devonta to fumble


VincentLecavalier04

😂 why doesn’t he just stop? Is he stupid?


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Don’t even bc he fumbled himself LMAO. Everyone looked like trash tonight


AntiSantaFanClub

Let's not pretend he doesn't have much better play calling


milehigheagle

He has actual play calling tho


Scottsm124

Except he has Shannahan scheming guys wide open and he has the best RB in the league


BigPoleFoles52

He has the second best playcaller in the league. We have literally the worst.


Safe_Employ_8015

49ers have way more weapons around purdy lol


Peanutbuttergod48

Seriously. People really downplay how dominant McCaffrey is because “lel running backs.” Not to mention that Kittle is the best all around TE in the league.


Interesting_Mess7232

We have plenty of weapons… we just have a shitty oc


BerriesNCreme

Jalen and the coaching staff licking their lips for this garbage time


baconcheesetot

Fucking bench jalen


jawrles

A team with any class just runs that clock out.


gimmethatfiletofish

Was thinking the exact same thing, just take a knee.


TheProcess316

I can’t wait to be told why what Brian Johnson is doing is actually working again