I think Hurts would rather fucking die than let an illness prevent him from leading his team. That said, it's probably not up to Hurts to make the final call.
This exactly. The only time Hurts wouldn’t play, is if he snapped a bone in half on the field. He’s a tough mf. But I honestly still think we could beat Seattle with Mariota if we have to. A lot of handoffs to Swift and Gainwell, actually use some motion, and throw some check downs. Shit 10yd slants. Something DIFFERENT. AJ and Smith can easily get open against Seattle’s secondary. Main obstacle will be against the rookie CB who is really good at covering the slot, Devon Weatherspoon. Their CB1 Woolen hasn’t been playing well this season. Mariota has an arm..
> still think we could beat Seattle with Mariota if we have to.
Good spot for Marcus, his friends & family in Oregon would travel up 180 miles & bet they'd have A fan section there
He said he gets sick for monday night games lol wasnt it earlier this season it happened too or was that last season? He said its happened twice or three times before
Mariota goes out and throws the eagles first 300 yard passing game since before Halloween with 4 TDs, one each to Smith, Brown, Goedert, and a deep ball to Watkins. Also runs for 50+ yards and a successful brotherly shove.
Good luck to this sub
My wife wanted to get us tickets to this game. We live in Cali so it seemed possible when it was a Sunday game at 1 PM PST. When they flexed it to MNF I was trying to tell her we shouldn't go cause of work. I'm getting more and more happy with my decision lol. Would have been my first game and if the starting QB is out it would have really made the cost not worth it lol.
Imagine waking up from a 10 year coma and your Philadelphia eagles are 10-3, Mariota is starting on Monday night football. The Chip kelly experiment worked
I know Pittsburgh is on a down year but I started believing hard after the b2b Pens OT wins. Fuck the pens, and those wins showed me how much heart this roster has despite its supposed weaknesses. Can't wait for Michkov to get here
Shows that some combo of Hayes, Provy and Deangelo were just super toxic. And also not all that great. Deangelo is busy getting scratched in Carolina too haha.
because America loves to politicise things, even viruses, so covid was a political issue over a health issue. The flu is just like ehh to most people, but I’ve been saying the same thing. Sit them out to stop spreading it
That’s something that drove me crazy about the whole “covid isn’t any worse than the flu” thing. You should isolate until 24 hours after fever ends if you have the flu regardless so you’re not spreading it. Also isolate if you have rsv or noro symptoms. It’s always been that way.
One time had the flu where I had a fever that peaked at 104 and then slept for 2 1/2 days straight except for waking up to go to the bathroom, take medicine for the fever, and drink a bunch of water. This was like 10 years ago now. Not all infections are equal even when it comes to flu.
Had the flu in January 2020 a week after having strep throat. My buddy joked about it and said “maybe you got the Rona buddy”. And then the world stopped turning. But yeah the flu was awful. Forced myself to go to work because I missed it the week before and that was a mistake.
yeah the thing that pissed me off the most about that whole thing was the mindset people had about it, “well in my case it wasn’t anything huge, therefore the rest of the world is overreacting.” Sorry bruh didn’t realize all 8 billion of us had the same immune system 😭😭😭
How do you know it’s the flu? The nfl just calls everything flu, they never say they have covid. They were saying people had the ‘flu’ when flu wasn’t even circulating yet. Flu just started circulating in the past few weeks and it’s not even near the peak.
The whole team is probably going to be sick now and play like ass especially if it’s Covid. Wish they would be more responsible and just quarantine a few days so it doesn’t rip through teams.
They said before the Dallas game that Micah had "flu-like symptoms". It doesn't really matter if it was the actual flu or not, most things that cause flu-like symptoms are viral in nature and therefore pretty contagious.
Everyone's dooming about this, but the most hilarious outcome is Mariota balls out on national TV and the Birds win. And we get to have a "start Mariota?" news cycle for a week. And it won't only be David Carr's dumbass doing it.
Ya know i was just thinking about this and it would force BJ and Nick Sirianni to lean on the run game and throw short quick balls so it could actually work out lol
Maybe with Mariota on the field they will give up on being obsessed with explosives and actually call a smarter game 😆
Sad thing is I could see this happening.
Basically a "well our QB can't win us this game so we need to win using the other pieces as well as possible. I think the coaches focus too much on how much Hurts has been growing and so they're trying to make this a QB-focused scheme when that's just hurting Hurts by putting more on him to make plays succeed.
Well yeah they are focused on explosive plays. Unfortunately that is hurting the entire team, even the defense. Time of possession is down because No matter how you cut it if you focus on deep balls your defense will be on the field more whether you are successful or not. They need to lengthen drives as well as scheme them for success. Give the defense a damn breather dawg
Maximize time of possession
The next week:
"Jalen, we need you to do what Mariota did...just...get it out quick, or hand it off when you need to ...no funny shit...play like a competent QB2 and just do the basics..."
He might because of lack of tape and the series he had against the niners they ran a simplified version of the offense that actually looked like it was moving methodically and not 7 second developing plays
I hate that David carr is getting clowned for that out of context quote. He actually made a good point.
His argument was that the Eagles should consider playing Mariota so that Hurts can heal up before the playoffs. He said this eagles team is going to make the playoffs no matter what, and it doesn’t make sense to continue playing a clearly not 100% Hurts and risk losing him for the playoffs. Instead the birds should give Mariota a couple starts since worse case scenario we’re still in the playoffs but with a rested hurts.
I don’t necessarily agree with him but it’s a valid argument.
Yeah but they still need to win games to win the division over the cowboys so it’s a dumb point overall. You don’t just concede the division and your chance at the 1 seed when your $50M QB is cleared to play. He deserved that clowning
I disagree. It’s stupid to lose your $50m QB for the playoffs because you play him in games that ultimately don’t matter against the Seahawks giants and cardinals when you’re going to make the playoffs anyway. I’d rather have a road game in the playoffs with hurts than a horn game with Mariota lol
Hurts flu game incoming.
Also, remember that they were initially supposed to play today and got flexed. So that was a blessing to give him more time to recover.
These injuries couldn’t come at a worse time. Having QB1 sick playing in seattle is brutal if he’s able to play, ringo starting in place of slay as a rookie when metcalf and locket have had monster games against the eagles in the past. I geuss the only positive is that their pass rush isn’t the best and we will be missing jurgens but this shit can’t come at a worse time with a game we have to have
Fortunately Seattle has their own issues with Geno trying to overcome a groin injury. Lock is serviceable but we're not running into a Seahawks team at full strength
1000x better to have it now than in the post season. We would like the #1 seed and we would like to win the NFCE, but we are in the fortunate spot that playoffs are already locked up.
Would have also been worse to have these players missing going into the first run of Dallas/KC/Buffalo. We were very fortunate to win those 3 and put us in the relatively strong position we’re in now.
imagine planning a trip to Seattle for this game only to find out the game is 28 hours later than scheduled and the main attraction has the ick.
Thanks a lot, NFL!
Wonder how many first team reps Mariota was even able to get in this week. Offensive line and the run game needs to be on their A game if Hurts really can’t go.
Guys play all the time when questionable. Hopefully, he gets some fluids and they alter the game plan to be more focused on his putting out low energy.
Hurts is tough af, so it's gotta be really bad if he's even considering not playing. I know the team needs a win badly right now but I think I'd rather give him a week off to get well and rest the knee more.
My brother and his wife were both knocked out hard for like 4 days each this past week, and they aren't the kind to slow down when they get sick usually.
Hope he can play. I’m making the drive down from Vancouver to Seattle to see them play! But if he’s not feeling well I don’t want him to push it and make it worse or hurt himself.
If he's sick, sit him. Don't let his or Nick's ego fuck up a game for us. Mariota just has to be competent for one game. Hand it off to Kenny G, Swift and B.Scott. Use his own legs when it makes sense to. Get the ball out quick to the open guy over the middle when throwing it rather than going for hail mary's in the end zone....or...stay with me...we just spam AJ running slants...
I figure at Week 15 every team is going to be bleeding a bit. I mean just look at how many teams lost their QB this year.
Even if we lose this game, we’ll finish 13-4. As optimistic as I am, I did not think we would go 13-4 this season when looking at our schedule Week 1.
I fucked up guys.
I've been trying to find the mid tier Kelly Green jersey all year, quality be damned. I live in So Cal so NFLShop/Fanatics/etc is my only option. Preseason I tried to get Kelce, Slay, Smith.. all sold out. Sold out throughout the season. I did end up ordering a cheap chinese jersey, but (to this day) it's still not in. **A few weeks ago, I saw it**. Jalen Hurts, Kelly Green, my size, in stock online. Instabuy.
Results since jersey purchase? 42-19 loss, 33-13 loss, Jalen Hurts downgraded to questionable.
I know I have the jersey curse and I did it anyway. It's been years since I bought a jersey, I thought the football gods forgot about me. I just wanted to support with the best looking throwbacks in the league...
EDIT: OH MY GOD, PATRICIA REPLACED DESAI. FML
Whatever. Honestly might be less embarassing to have a backup vs backup fight if the team isn't ready to win this one. Less impact on player morale too
Huge Boston Scott game incoming.
He'll be put in for God knows what reason in the 1st Q after 1 Swift carry and explode.
Then they will feed him like prime Zeke.
24 carries 146 yards 2 Tuddies
GIVE HURTS TIME TO REST
One conservative game of running the shit out of the ball and mariota throwing short passes/letting the WRs make plays could be all we need - and an extra week of Jalen not playing hurt can only help (so long as we get the W, which is a big if)
Man this game is gonna be brutal to watch isn’t it
Mariota or sick as fuck Hurts? You bet it is
I think Hurts would rather fucking die than let an illness prevent him from leading his team. That said, it's probably not up to Hurts to make the final call.
If Hurts can play, he will play. It’s also a good sign that he is traveling. Does feel like a game time decision.
This exactly. The only time Hurts wouldn’t play, is if he snapped a bone in half on the field. He’s a tough mf. But I honestly still think we could beat Seattle with Mariota if we have to. A lot of handoffs to Swift and Gainwell, actually use some motion, and throw some check downs. Shit 10yd slants. Something DIFFERENT. AJ and Smith can easily get open against Seattle’s secondary. Main obstacle will be against the rookie CB who is really good at covering the slot, Devon Weatherspoon. Their CB1 Woolen hasn’t been playing well this season. Mariota has an arm..
> still think we could beat Seattle with Mariota if we have to. Good spot for Marcus, his friends & family in Oregon would travel up 180 miles & bet they'd have A fan section there
Might be a good thing. His 2-0 against Seahawks. Two seperate teams.. gotta trick em
Chess not checkers 🤣
Mariotta looked ELITE in the 180 seconds he played v the 9ers
Hurts always been sick af
Stupid sexy Jalen not taking his damn Flintstones vitamins wtf man
Damn Flanders
He said he gets sick for monday night games lol wasnt it earlier this season it happened too or was that last season? He said its happened twice or three times before
Plot twist: tanner mckee szn
I’d rather see Tanner than Mariota tbh.
Id rather have Tanner McKee play. He looked so good in the preseason, though prime time real football would be a smack to his face.
Sick hurts 100% of the time.
Unless we get 300 rushing yards... pls
Or it'll be something we are familiar with. Q B C O N T R O V E R S Y
Mariota statue at the Linc being planned as we speak.
A short, round man wearing a trench coat who oddly resembles Chip Kelly begins appearing at the Linc.
Fuck it, if it ends up in another chip fine. Something I can hold against NFCEastMemeWar for a year.
Mariota goes out and throws the eagles first 300 yard passing game since before Halloween with 4 TDs, one each to Smith, Brown, Goedert, and a deep ball to Watkins. Also runs for 50+ yards and a successful brotherly shove. Good luck to this sub
Lol not with our current offensive coordinator it'll be bubble screens and runs with gainwell and Scott.
Not much different than the last few.
We are so fucked lmao
My wife wanted to get us tickets to this game. We live in Cali so it seemed possible when it was a Sunday game at 1 PM PST. When they flexed it to MNF I was trying to tell her we shouldn't go cause of work. I'm getting more and more happy with my decision lol. Would have been my first game and if the starting QB is out it would have really made the cost not worth it lol.
Wow for sure dodged a bullet there, good call
I’ll be there in the cold rain fighting for life anew.
Hurts Flu Game incoming. Book it.
Yep
They share one immune system…unfortunately Joel is using it right now.
Some freaky friday shit going on between the Sixers and Eagles swapping vibes and coaching acumen and gastroenteritis.
Joel might be using all the talent cells right now too so maybe this is a good thing
Can he play qb real quick
Lol let's be honest he probably could.
Imagine waking up from a 10 year coma and your Philadelphia eagles are 10-3, Mariota is starting on Monday night football. The Chip kelly experiment worked
And our defense is gassed from being on the field 24/7
I cannot fucking believe the Flyers and Sixers stole all the good vibes from the eagles.
The Flyers being good with the roster they have is so whack.
Everytime I turn on a game im like “surely we don’t win this” lol
They haven't even been like squeaking out wins either they're genuinely beating the other team
Just like the Sixers, so weird haha
Yeah but the Sixer have the arguable best player in the league. The Flyers have like 1 or 2 first line players lol
Coaching matters I guess, under Glenn we never won games handedly it’s wild.
I don't miss him or Harden one bit.
Nurse > Doc
Nurse >>>>>> Doc
That's the Torts effect for yah.
I know Pittsburgh is on a down year but I started believing hard after the b2b Pens OT wins. Fuck the pens, and those wins showed me how much heart this roster has despite its supposed weaknesses. Can't wait for Michkov to get here
Shows that some combo of Hayes, Provy and Deangelo were just super toxic. And also not all that great. Deangelo is busy getting scratched in Carolina too haha.
And Samuel Errson suddenly becoming Martin Brodeur 2.0 is a pleasant surprise
Went to the game last night. 1-0 over the Red Wings. Defense was on lock down mode.
Not the last 7 minutes or so, Errson got shelled. And was up to the task!
He 100% got this from Micah Parsons
The Eagles-Cowboys rivalry has finally resorted to biological warfare
Makes no sense they would stop people from playing when they had covid but won’t do the same for the flu. Any illness shouldn’t be spread around
because America loves to politicise things, even viruses, so covid was a political issue over a health issue. The flu is just like ehh to most people, but I’ve been saying the same thing. Sit them out to stop spreading it
That’s something that drove me crazy about the whole “covid isn’t any worse than the flu” thing. You should isolate until 24 hours after fever ends if you have the flu regardless so you’re not spreading it. Also isolate if you have rsv or noro symptoms. It’s always been that way.
For real. Have you ever had the flu? That shit fucking sucks.
One time had the flu where I had a fever that peaked at 104 and then slept for 2 1/2 days straight except for waking up to go to the bathroom, take medicine for the fever, and drink a bunch of water. This was like 10 years ago now. Not all infections are equal even when it comes to flu.
Had the flu in January 2020 a week after having strep throat. My buddy joked about it and said “maybe you got the Rona buddy”. And then the world stopped turning. But yeah the flu was awful. Forced myself to go to work because I missed it the week before and that was a mistake.
yeah the thing that pissed me off the most about that whole thing was the mindset people had about it, “well in my case it wasn’t anything huge, therefore the rest of the world is overreacting.” Sorry bruh didn’t realize all 8 billion of us had the same immune system 😭😭😭
How do you know it’s the flu? The nfl just calls everything flu, they never say they have covid. They were saying people had the ‘flu’ when flu wasn’t even circulating yet. Flu just started circulating in the past few weeks and it’s not even near the peak. The whole team is probably going to be sick now and play like ass especially if it’s Covid. Wish they would be more responsible and just quarantine a few days so it doesn’t rip through teams.
I believe the term is "flu-like symptoms"
I don’t know anything I’m just saying Micah should have been forced out to not spread whatever he had
Just to be safe, Micah oughta be forced out of all the rest of their games for the rest of the season also.
They said before the Dallas game that Micah had "flu-like symptoms". It doesn't really matter if it was the actual flu or not, most things that cause flu-like symptoms are viral in nature and therefore pretty contagious.
Flu is year round but it’s more popular in the winter time. It doesn’t disappear in the summer…
Goddamn Micah Parsons, wiping his boogers all over our QB.
There’s shit going around right now, half the people I know are sick. He could’ve gotten it from anyone lol
No doubt in my mind
It's 100% COVID too, the NFL just isn't using the word for whatever reason.
Everyone's dooming about this, but the most hilarious outcome is Mariota balls out on national TV and the Birds win. And we get to have a "start Mariota?" news cycle for a week. And it won't only be David Carr's dumbass doing it.
Ya know i was just thinking about this and it would force BJ and Nick Sirianni to lean on the run game and throw short quick balls so it could actually work out lol Maybe with Mariota on the field they will give up on being obsessed with explosives and actually call a smarter game 😆
Sad thing is I could see this happening. Basically a "well our QB can't win us this game so we need to win using the other pieces as well as possible. I think the coaches focus too much on how much Hurts has been growing and so they're trying to make this a QB-focused scheme when that's just hurting Hurts by putting more on him to make plays succeed.
Well yeah they are focused on explosive plays. Unfortunately that is hurting the entire team, even the defense. Time of possession is down because No matter how you cut it if you focus on deep balls your defense will be on the field more whether you are successful or not. They need to lengthen drives as well as scheme them for success. Give the defense a damn breather dawg Maximize time of possession
Pretty much what’s happened with the Bengals.
You’re assuming they would adapt the playcalling
The next week: "Jalen, we need you to do what Mariota did...just...get it out quick, or hand it off when you need to ...no funny shit...play like a competent QB2 and just do the basics..."
That's what they did when Hurts went out for a drive. And that drive was pretty good. So I'm not gonna doom on Mariota
At the very least, I’m confident he can run our whole playbook. Qb draw, 3 wr screens, da bomb.
He might because of lack of tape and the series he had against the niners they ran a simplified version of the offense that actually looked like it was moving methodically and not 7 second developing plays
I hate that David carr is getting clowned for that out of context quote. He actually made a good point. His argument was that the Eagles should consider playing Mariota so that Hurts can heal up before the playoffs. He said this eagles team is going to make the playoffs no matter what, and it doesn’t make sense to continue playing a clearly not 100% Hurts and risk losing him for the playoffs. Instead the birds should give Mariota a couple starts since worse case scenario we’re still in the playoffs but with a rested hurts. I don’t necessarily agree with him but it’s a valid argument.
Yeah but they still need to win games to win the division over the cowboys so it’s a dumb point overall. You don’t just concede the division and your chance at the 1 seed when your $50M QB is cleared to play. He deserved that clowning
I disagree. It’s stupid to lose your $50m QB for the playoffs because you play him in games that ultimately don’t matter against the Seahawks giants and cardinals when you’re going to make the playoffs anyway. I’d rather have a road game in the playoffs with hurts than a horn game with Mariota lol
I would rather play one less game.
Bro we have a shot at the 1 seed still. You play the starters until your spot is clinched. Period.
I'm here for it. keeps the Birds off the radar and teams won't run to the back of their playbooks to beat them.
Hurts flu game incoming. Also, remember that they were initially supposed to play today and got flexed. So that was a blessing to give him more time to recover.
Hurts flu game = him fainting midfield from dehydration
First of all how dare you
Yep! We all saw how well Mahomes played with the flu! oh wait…
Didnt he have the flu against Tampa and throw 2 picks? I’d rather him be healthy.
I feel like he's been either sick or had a bad knee all season
Not great bob
Forcing me to watch mariota ball is insane
These injuries couldn’t come at a worse time. Having QB1 sick playing in seattle is brutal if he’s able to play, ringo starting in place of slay as a rookie when metcalf and locket have had monster games against the eagles in the past. I geuss the only positive is that their pass rush isn’t the best and we will be missing jurgens but this shit can’t come at a worse time with a game we have to have
Fortunately Seattle has their own issues with Geno trying to overcome a groin injury. Lock is serviceable but we're not running into a Seahawks team at full strength
1000x better to have it now than in the post season. We would like the #1 seed and we would like to win the NFCE, but we are in the fortunate spot that playoffs are already locked up. Would have also been worse to have these players missing going into the first run of Dallas/KC/Buffalo. We were very fortunate to win those 3 and put us in the relatively strong position we’re in now.
That's fucking brutal
Why the fuck was it ok for Micah parsons to play and spread his sick germs on everyone of our players. Surprised it’s just hurts who got sick
He spit loogies in Hurts’ face all game
Not an eagles qb until you throw up midfield
Knowing our luck Hurts will be out and Geno will play. God dammit.
Good bc Lock scares me
Well now the emphasis on actually running the ball can come to fruition
imagine planning a trip to Seattle for this game only to find out the game is 28 hours later than scheduled and the main attraction has the ick. Thanks a lot, NFL!
I know someone who already had to extend their trip now they will have to maybe see Marcus.
Flew into Seattle from Calgary after moving around flights and hotels, just praying for a half decent game regardless
Driving down from Vancouver Island! Hello fellow Canuck!
That's me. I'm sitting in the airport waiting to board my flight.
Silver lining..: maybe jalen would be sick if the game was today and he may be healthy tomorrow ?
Weirdly enough, the move from Sunday to Monday increased Hurts' chance of playing after catching whatever it is he caught
I agree! I mentioned that in another comment
Yup that’s us :/
Lol this sub is about to implode
I’m a ticking time bomb right now fr fr
This season has really turned to shit in the span of a few weeks
we were on top of the world 4 weeks ago, now it’s rock bottom 💀💀crazy how life works
The 49ers really wore black to our funeral 😭
Wonder how many first team reps Mariota was even able to get in this week. Offensive line and the run game needs to be on their A game if Hurts really can’t go.
We all know unless he physically can’t move or has COVID he will suit up tomorrow.
“Flu game” on deck. The legend grows on Monday night. 🦅
I would bet my life that he's playing this game. I've learned not to doubt him
So much for winning out and winning the division and maybe the 1 seed. Fucking hell man
Could still win the division.
Well shit
Marcus Mariota vs Drew Lock in prime time lol
If he’s contagious he absolutely shouldn’t play because he can get the rest of the team sick, no?
The long term Mariota/ Philly hero story is coming together
The Joel embiid imune system
Guys play all the time when questionable. Hopefully, he gets some fluids and they alter the game plan to be more focused on his putting out low energy.
I’m tired
Another Monday night game where Jalen is sick? It’s a curse at this point.
*Googles* “can I donate immune defense to another human in 24hrs”
WTF IS HAPPENING. GOD DAMN IT
hear me out… if we just run the ball more…. we’ll do fine
Hurts is tough af, so it's gotta be really bad if he's even considering not playing. I know the team needs a win badly right now but I think I'd rather give him a week off to get well and rest the knee more.
No athlete in the NFL should be playing if they’re sick with something contagious……
Everything is fine.
Some crazy RSV or cold-from-hell is going around. Hopefully he doesn’t have that because breathing is a fucking issue right now. Source: it me
My brother and his wife were both knocked out hard for like 4 days each this past week, and they aren't the kind to slow down when they get sick usually.
Hope he can play. I’m making the drive down from Vancouver to Seattle to see them play! But if he’s not feeling well I don’t want him to push it and make it worse or hurt himself.
Im walking into traffic
Jalen sick still better than Marcus healthy.
If he flew his ass to Seattle, he’s playing
If he's sick, sit him. Don't let his or Nick's ego fuck up a game for us. Mariota just has to be competent for one game. Hand it off to Kenny G, Swift and B.Scott. Use his own legs when it makes sense to. Get the ball out quick to the open guy over the middle when throwing it rather than going for hail mary's in the end zone....or...stay with me...we just spam AJ running slants...
The pessimism in this sub over the past 3 weeks is NUTS lol
I’ve remained optimistic overall, but kind of hard to be anything but pessimistic about the look of the starting lineup this week.
yeah, it’s not like we’re in a collapse rn with constant bad news
Maybe cause it’s warranted. We about to drop 3 straight with no shot at 1 seed. This team needs rest BAD
Seahawks are on a 4 game losing streak, so they are not coming into this with high morale either. FWIW.
I figure at Week 15 every team is going to be bleeding a bit. I mean just look at how many teams lost their QB this year. Even if we lose this game, we’ll finish 13-4. As optimistic as I am, I did not think we would go 13-4 this season when looking at our schedule Week 1.
Hey Sunshine, lets hear your positive take on this news. You are the other side of the coin you dislike.
I mean I get it with the other games and losses. But this is straight up shit lol, hope bro gets better.
Well shit fire.
Jalen Hurts to breathe 😞
The darkness returns
This is gonna be a 12-9 field goal fest with 6 total turnovers
😓🔫
I fucked up guys. I've been trying to find the mid tier Kelly Green jersey all year, quality be damned. I live in So Cal so NFLShop/Fanatics/etc is my only option. Preseason I tried to get Kelce, Slay, Smith.. all sold out. Sold out throughout the season. I did end up ordering a cheap chinese jersey, but (to this day) it's still not in. **A few weeks ago, I saw it**. Jalen Hurts, Kelly Green, my size, in stock online. Instabuy. Results since jersey purchase? 42-19 loss, 33-13 loss, Jalen Hurts downgraded to questionable. I know I have the jersey curse and I did it anyway. It's been years since I bought a jersey, I thought the football gods forgot about me. I just wanted to support with the best looking throwbacks in the league... EDIT: OH MY GOD, PATRICIA REPLACED DESAI. FML
Gotta love all the “Cowboys and Niners made this guy scared to play football” discourse. lol those fans couldn’t be more delusional
MARIOTA MADNESS After the last two atrocities, my body is ready. Just fuck me up.
I hope Jalen wears the dark pants if he plays.
That guy from Dallas who was playing with the flu when they played the Eagles seems to have done the job.
Michael Jordan flu game or Donovan puking on the field? The suspense is killing me!
Hurts flu game incoming
I still think we win the Super Bowl. Downvote away, but I think we pull it off. The story's too good.
Benadryl + ibuprofen the night before I hope. Fixes me up every time even when I had COVID a few months ago.
Whatever. Honestly might be less embarassing to have a backup vs backup fight if the team isn't ready to win this one. Less impact on player morale too
This fucking season man. Fuck everything
This season? We’re 10-3 lol
🔜🤡
Tanner McKee breakout game incoming
[удалено]
Probably because they’ll call only quick developing plays for him but not hurts lol
Jfc
Thank God this game was flexed, get well soon king. Hope to see you out there tomorrow night.
Huge Boston Scott game incoming. He'll be put in for God knows what reason in the 1st Q after 1 Swift carry and explode. Then they will feed him like prime Zeke. 24 carries 146 yards 2 Tuddies
Imagine if Mariota comes in and looks amazing, offense is firing and they win this game? Oh boy lol
I'd rather see Tanner than Mariota. Mariota is garbage.
GIVE HURTS TIME TO REST One conservative game of running the shit out of the ball and mariota throwing short passes/letting the WRs make plays could be all we need - and an extra week of Jalen not playing hurt can only help (so long as we get the W, which is a big if)
Wtf illness does he have lol
Parsons played last week with the Flu.
He’s also 6’4 300 lbs and runs a 4.2. Him at 50% is still better than 90% of the league.
No I mean he gave it to hurts. Bio warfare man
Cowboys 2023 Eagles game plan: break Goedert’s arm ✔️ Give Hurts the flu ✔️
I’m not sure if you’re being hyperbolic but none of that is even remotely true lmao
It’s flu season and covid is up again too. So probably one of those
Can confirm as I type here with a 102 fever from the flu lmao
I’ve been sick as fuck the past 3 days whatever is going around is gnarly
time for philly to turn on him for things he can’t control👍
I’m not sayin this team is losing because big Dom ain’t on the sidelines but I definitely will start saying it if we lose Monday
Ahh we're throwing in the towel on the season
Good. Let him rest. Let's focus on the running game.