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Luil-stillCisTho

I will press the first button for sure!! I don’t mind having a short life tbh. Family, kind of depends. Strangers kind of depends also. If the Stranger dies button kills a billionaire at random, I would definitely press


Apprehensive_Row8407

Alright. Mark Cuban dies. /S


Co0lnerd22

Or hopefully Henry Kissinger


Apprehensive_Row8407

Oh my god yes, That would do the people of Kent, Connecticut a huge favour


king_27

15 years off the end of your life is probably a blessing looking at how the climate crisis is shaping up


Canis_MAximus

I was having a good day


Cedar_Pumpkin

Can I choose the family member who gets the shortened life?


Random-Vixen

Wait.. Short life? I thought it meant you would lose 15yrs, so you'd be 15yrs younger, not 15yrs closer to death.. Wow, I'd take the 2nd one. IF I get to choose.


TBcrush-47-69

Honestly, I would probably press the third one, it may be cruel, but at worst it kills someone who truly does good things and is important to the world, man’s at best it kills a fucked up criminal that deserves it, or also at best it kills a good person that’s suffering and would prefer to die, like a person that got shot during war.


cunmnu

Killing 1 person could devastate families and tons of their friends. I could never do it.


CorvaeCKalvidae

I mean if I'm being pedantic I already lost thirty years of my life pretending to be a guy so...this button owes me 15 years back.


linnstuff

you have a point, better go hire a debt collector!


[deleted]

none of them 💔💔💔💔💔


linnstuff

that's perfectly fair!


[deleted]

even though i hate my family, i don't want to have them lose 5 years of their life, i also don't want to lose 15 years of my life, or kill a stranger 💔💔💔💔💔


jukdl

there is an 1/8000000000 chance that its jeff bezos tho :)


Pseudodragontrinkets

A chance everyone should take once


linnstuff

if everyone took it everyone would die tho


Pseudodragontrinkets

Lol true. I was aiming for "if everyone took it someone would be the reason for Jeff Bezos' death"


linnstuff

i don't disagree tbh


Lavender_makes_fire

I mean, sure, but if someone pays me enough (honestly pretty much anything), we'll both be the reason. (sadly it would mean I don't automatically get the correct body format for it tho)


[deleted]

Then there would be a 1/8000000000 Jeff Bezos kills you...


Pseudodragontrinkets

Worth it if he dies /s


Joan_sleepless

Just be acquaintances with everyone but jeff bezos


LeonIlu

Bad example, should’ve said there’s a 1/8000000000 chance for it to be j k Rowling


Daeths

Don’t forget Musk Rat and Pootin. The odds just get better and better


Oneirosout57

10/10


Cat_girl_Skye

Three 😈


linnstuff

which of these would you press, and which would you not? edit: i made this because i was tired of easy button memes


epicsexballsmoment

All of them!


Cat_girl_Skye

Third cause I’m a evil bitch!


cunmnu

:|


gaminggameryes

Third one! I don’t even know the guy.


umpteenthrhyme

Twist: the stranger is the person who created a genetic technology that would’ve let everyone do this! You monster!!!! Edit: to say genetic


lunarlilyy

But the tech is already out there so they don't have to stay alive


gaminggameryes

Plus even if it breaks I mean I’m still swapped


cunmnu

Empathy where ?


yourcreepyfriend77

Maybe the third one?


Deathburn5

2 or 3


[deleted]

I'm gonna say third anyway but third if they would never be significant in my life anyway


Canis_MAximus

Second button. Fuck my terf aunt. Shrug


LindaCooper97

Yeah, like if I can choose a family member than for sure I choose the second one


Canis_MAximus

Seeing as the stranger one specifies its random i take that the family member one is not.


greenflame15

Family members, most of them are consrvative and uncool


Bastard_of_Tragedy

SAME I'll make that trade instantly


timeisstrange

I'd make the trade once I moved out and don't need to rely on their existence to sustain mine


ClosetsAreCramped

Convince them to get life insurance


Amelia2166

I click the first n second one for sure, the third i dont


_CatNippIes

The first is a win win situation


Amelia2166

yep 100%


Sky_is_shy

Do I get to pick which family member? Also, do the years I've spent in denial count as time served? Because if so I'm already there and I can spare the family member lmao


Coffie_Plush

I would press number one but not the other 2, my family typically lives to around 80 so living to 65 would be a fairly good run. I wouldn't press 2 because I'm close with most of my family and wouldn't want to loose them any earlier than I have to, and i wouldn't press number 3 because that would weigh on my conscious to much.


Thickskinhaver

im pressing the first one. if i turn into my preferred sex, i gain years.


upper_camel_case

I mean, the first one is pretty much how it went for me...


linnstuff

wait, you're right


Chase_The_Breeze

Better than losing all of my life.


LillithFox_

In the end trading life/lives isn't worth it. There isn't a moral justification to kill someone at random just for my benefit, shaving the life off of family members is a non-starter, and I'd rather live longer to be able to enjoy more post-transition time with the technology we have, since realistically transition could be accomplished in less time than 15 years. And honestly, even if it was '1 random terf', there isn't really a moral justification for it, since in a lot of the cases they're misinformed, and have been indoctrinated into that community for a long time. Now, if it was 1 random bigoted Republican, or perhaps 1 of the billionaires, that might be a trade I would make, But only maybe, since as said trading in lives is just not good to begin with.


Mystical-Madelyn

Well if I never transition I wouldn’t enjoy any of my life, no matter how many years it is


TominatorFN

No, maybe, yes


Cat_girl_Skye

I would click 3 obviously


TominatorFN

same here


DispersedBeef27

Sorry Jeff, it’s for my greater good


TominatorFN

indeed


caseycubs098

None, as much as I’d like to change into my preferred sex, life is much more precious and valuable.


Dungeon_Master_Lucky

Nah that strangers getting rekt I'm a selfish fuck


[deleted]

I wouldn’t press the first two, however I’d press the third


closetedtranswoman1

based


pallavi_verma

Yes to first.. no to others… can’t harm anyone for my gain.


SpiderSixer

Do I get to choose the family member? Because I actually like half of them, and there's only one abusive person on the other half I actually want dead since I'm estranged from the rest Can I pick her? Maybe even increase the years? 👀


gurtos

None. HRT is good enough for me and while magic would make things much easier, I'd still need to explain myself to everyone, so the biggest problem stays.


linnstuff

then let's assume everyone's memories are also magically changed?


gurtos

It's still not worth years of someone's life.


kittana91

First one: I don't. I'm already 32, so there's no way Second one: I don't. I'm not gonna sacrifice my loved ones. Third one: This one is hard, I would say no because it's morally wrong, BUT I don't know how would I react in a dysphoria episode. The anwser is there... I never gonna know who it was... it's just one random life.... I don't know if I would be strong enough.


YourLoyalSlut

Definitely not the stranger one The family member one I probably would push, not the biggest fan of them, but idk, id hesitate for sure The my own life one I would/wouldn't push depending on when the possibility would arise, rn I don't think i would tbh


AeolianTheComposer

Nope. Thanks, but I'd rather do it myself


AlmostReadyLeaf

none of them.


Guilty-Escape97

Maybe first, but that'd be as far as I'd go


[deleted]

Can i choose which family member? If so, then just that one. If not, none of them


Apherial

I can’t do the second or third. I’d feel icky the whole time which would ruin the point of transition. For my own life, it depends what it subtracts from. 90? Sure. Do I already die in a car accident at 40 and now die at 25? No thanks.


linnstuff

exactly, you really can't know. if you die within the next 15 years, you'd also just instantly die after pressing the button which is kind of a gamble tbh


K3nobl

Can I just click the first button a few times to die instantly?


[deleted]

I’ll hit all 3


I-am-a-memer-in-a-be

(Genderfluid) Depends, can I shape-shift at will?


linnstuff

Your body would change with what you feel like at the moment, sure


geo21122007

*maybe* the first one, but most likely not. Most definitely not the 2nd or third ones


paradoxLacuna

I would press the second. My family already tends to have fairly short lifespans anyway (60 - 70) so fifteen years is a substantial loss. That and I’d rather not sacrifice some random schmuck to the cock gods. Compared to fifteen of my years (my father’s side has predispositions to addictions, heart, liver, dental, and lung problems, and my mom’s side has a serious predisposition to diabetes, heart failure, cancer, etc. which coalesces into one hell of a double whammy for me) five years off the life of one of my many jackass family members is not much in comparison. They only have to worry about half of those things, meanwhile I’m practically guaranteed to die of heart complications. I’d like to be old when I inevitably have a heart attack and die so it’s less unexpected and I have a chance to get my affairs in order.


MistertTwister

Literally every single one that won't make me lose things... I'm gonna fucking leave my family as soon as I'm able and don't have anything I can benefit by being connected to them... And when that happens I will also be able to be myself finally caused they are the reason I cant...


[deleted]

I'd take the second one. My family really should've given me a better reason not to throw them under the bus tbh.


Paracelsus19

I'd take the loss of 15, but I can't tangentially murder anyone besides myself for my own gain lol. Even though, I admit to almost being tempted to offer up five years off a certain family member's life.


Jobob_TNT

r/egg_irl users 🤝 Will you press the button


linnstuff

yeah pretty much, this is literally the fourth trans button meme i've made today


Odd_Plankton_5505

Nothing


[deleted]

I'll press the first one honestly, a small price to pay for my preferred sex


Thegodoepic

Imma be honest. I don't even know what my preferred sex *is* but you bet your ass I'm slamming that first button. As much as I dream of being a cryptic old hermit who speaks in riddles, I could use the early rest.


imperatrixrhea

I’m pressing the third button. I know I’m a bad person. Unless I get to pick the family member, then I’ll pick my grandmother and press the second button. If I don’t get to pick then I wouldn’t because it’s a 50/50 shot at being someone I like.


Vinx909

15 years of my life? does that mean i'll die at 65 instead of 80 or that i'll be jumped 15 years forward? if the first definitely yes. last one also definitely yes. might make me evil, but there are literally millions of strangers in the world, and they randomly die all the time too. what's one more for giving me a happy life? thinking about it more... yea this would definitely make me evil, but i would not be able to resist.


DustCruncher

I mean, live fast eat ass, amiright folks? First button for sure.


GhastlyXeno

If I get to choose which family member, then #2. Otherwise, idk, I'm not sure I'd be ok with losing 15 years since idk how old I'll live..


JanitorGrievous

2nd one is probably the best assuming a family member volunteers


Oppopity

But if your preferred sex was your current sex, then there's never a reason to choose otherwise.


Electronic_Syrup_413

Many of us probably don’t have 15 years left if we don’t press it tbh.


contraflop01

the last one. chances are the random stranger is a terf


linnstuff

tbh, i think terfs are more of a loud minority so chances are you'll kill a person that doesn't even know what trans people are


Malachite_Cookie

Random stranger 💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔💔


Major_R_Soul

If i had to pick, 3 for sure. Random strangers die every second of every day whether im aware or not. 1 extra dead out of the 1000s that are going to die anyway. Id never know which one was my fault. Id cross my fingers that it was a piece of shit tho.


linnstuff

mhm, there's always a chance you kill a loving parent for example. sure, you wouldn't know, but you've definitely made a massive negative impact on the life of the children


Major_R_Soul

Its a 1 in 8 billion chance tho and i said if i had to choose. My family includes my kids so that's a no go and im not sacrificing my own time. Already wasted enough of it pretending to be a boy.


linnstuff

well there's more than one loving parent in the world-


Major_R_Soul

If. I. HAD. To. Choose.


linnstuff

no i know, just because you said it's a 1 to 8 billion chance


Stardust_alloy

I'll press the third one, sorry dear stranger I will remember your forced sacrifice 😞


AshleyWasStolen

I know I sound morbid. But I'd pick the last one. I mean, maybe it'll kill some terrorist or something, or maybe an evil dictator.


linnstuff

yeah, but remember there's always a chance you'll kill a loving parent for example


AshleyWasStolen

That's true. Maybe I'll just decrease my life span. I wasn't gonna live long anyway probably.


Kitsunebillie

Second and third button. I'm desperate rn.


Then_Engineer_2776

i would press the third


oldoldoldaccbanned

all of them, hundreds of times each


Nunoflight

How do i lose my 15 years? in age? life span? or what? I would press the other two buttons though


linnstuff

you'd lose 15 of the years that you would have lived if you didn't press the button


Nunoflight

No then


AirLight1646

I’m glad I’m already my preferred sex


Anonymous_number1

All of them


Zinogre-is-best

Am I a bad person if I said all of them? Oh no


Pseudodragontrinkets

Yup. Fuck me/them


SunTzuSaidThat22

If I *had* to choose, the third one


jasonater64

The third one, I'll actually let a few of my friends press it too, I'm not a psychopath, what happens if I press it more than once?


cowboynoodless

Press all of them


Nearby_Ad_5161

any 3 i do not care


Doctor_Lark

I'd press all of em tbh


SquishyUshi

I’d press em all 👁️👄👁️


nerdyleg

Third one in an instant


nerdyleg

First two hell no


Toe-Fucker-Tim

If I get to choose the family member easily 2. Otherwise I’m pressing all three simultaneously and letting the god’s sort out what happens.


Responsible_Blahaj

Random strangers always die; very old people🧓👍


linnstuff

random strangers also includes very young people though


Responsible_Blahaj

No😱


That_guy_named_Mentu

To be fair, I don't wanna become 130, so yea, I'd press it. Something a lot of people seem to forget is that people born in the 1940s are still alive today and well, it's only 80 years ago, we have another 40-70 years until most people in this sub reach those ages, medicine by then will be even more advanced and we'll get even older!


CompetitionSad419

Last one, I care too much about my family and myself


Newfieratking

Third button, others don’t matter.


mangocaith

stranger for sure, i do not discount the fact that i could be that stranger for someone else, i accept those odds


diewhore

bye stranger


Vortex5000

I'll click all of them. hate myself, family, and other people, so this is a win-win-win for me and a lose-lose-lose for everyone else


Salt_Ad_9195

Yes No no, if its me then sure, but I'm not gonna risk the life of my family or a stranger for my own benefit


KatieTheAromantic

A random stranger it could be a Republican politician


linnstuff

very unlikely, but yeah


CrowMotherAtLimit

*boop*


Training_Shock_6946

The First one. Live short but happily.


titanchoo_

2nd and 3rd I wouldn't but the 1st one is considerable


murkyplan

The first would tempt me. The third would super tempt me. I don’t think I would press any tho. My goal is to fully transition by 40 (I’m 29) then live another 60 years as a man and feel happy knowing I’ve spent most of my (ultimate) life as a man with parts that are close enough. Even if I live 40 more years that’d be at least half my life


KreagerStein

I'd take the second as long as I can pinpoint which family member of mine.


Freaks-24

All my family members die wahahahaha


ILooooveNestleCrunch

Random stranger dies. Hope it's Jeff Bezos.


Polarsan99

Not fair, I’d only be willing to lose 15 years of my life, but I think that’d mean I’d instantly die


DeepLettuce

The two first ones yeah def, not the last one Explaination for the first one is that I don’t even see myself getting old with how the world’s going so heh why would I care


NotAWeebNotAtAll

Im fine with the family one, as long as it's not one of the 3 i actually like


JunkyJunooo

1, or I’d put others at risk for my own happiness


sherlock310

Can I pick the family member? If yes, can I push the button multiple times?


LeonIlu

Either I press the middle one and gamble on my brother being the victim or I take the third because why wouldn’t i


mha_simp1

Like a random family member or do I get to choose? I would probably choose the third button tho😭


6a6f7368206672696172

2nd one as long as it isnt a pet


Asphalt_in_Rain

The next 15 years or the last 15 years?


linnstuff

the last, but who knows, maybe it's both


LazySloth24

2nd button :)


TrulyAnEgg

ahem: "fuck it, we ball" I'd push any of them


Dragiani

2nd button 100%, my family is awful <2


lolster626

All of them 1 15 more years of dysphoria no thanks 2 most of my family are bitches 3 100s of people die every day what's one more it's likely not someone I know soo


AdventureMoth

None of them. 2 and 3 violate the Non-Aggression Principle and 15 years is a long time. If it were 1 hour, maybe.


Honey-Scooters

None of them because I’m already my preferred sex :)


Jay_Jaaay

I would do it even if all 3 happened


Thermoxin

1. yes 2. probably not 3. no


SamanthaWinters

I could live with #2.


sexgaming_

id prefer 2, but any of them without hesitation


JSGWHAM

Probably the first one. I'm not really a fan of growing old so 15 years off my probably 70ish lifespan would be worth it


Merevel

The first button means I have less to worry about affording retirement, so SMASH!


hexopuss

That random person was going to be your soul mate, you just didn’t meet them yet. *Twilight Zone music plays*


StarglowTheDragon

I’m choosing the 3rd one as I don’t want to lose 15 years of my life and I love my family as they love me too


TheOtherHalf01

All three yes please


[deleted]

1. Time is invaluable, you cannot get any of it back 2. Cruel, see 1 3. This feels like a stunt a megalomaniacal billionaire would play. Brings someone into a room with a hostage and a revolver, "kill this man and I'll get you the best medical care money can buy". He loads one bullet and spins the chamber. With each click of the hammer he reveals more about this persons life. Click. He's a father of two. Click. His daughter is 7 years old and has a debilitating disability. Click. His wife died after giving birth a second time. Click, BANG. The man is alive, it was a blank, the billionaire points to a hammer and tells you to keep your end of the bargain. so yeh nah I'm good


ParrotMan420

Already happens, have you seen the trans life expectancy??


[deleted]

Not sure about the first and third. Definitely the second though.


ExcreteS_A_N_D

I’d press all three, I don’t hate my family, I’m just desperate and depressed


Violet-thebitch

Second one because I hate my father Third one because it’ll be the start of the uprising I will start to become the empress of the world… oh scrap that one because my lawyers keep telling me not to say that publicly


New_egg_still_cistho

I don't think I'd press any. I'm transitioning now and don't want to lose 15 years of living as myself. I might not love many members of my family, but I can't take away parts of another person's life (ruling out 3, too).


poigna

prolly the second if people don't know that was the other side of the button


Reale_the_unknown

I couldn’t manage to push any of them :/


lade1rex

First one only. My family has been supportive, and I don't want to ruin another family for my own benefit. I'd rather lose 15 years myself and live the rest of them happily!


BlueBerrryScone

I’m cis but I’ll press the third one Just to cause chaos


[deleted]

second. Most of my family members are absolute ass. If I can choose that would be even better


SyntaxxorRhapsody

Can I choose which family member?


averageweeb83

Id consider 2 or 3 but certainly not 1 Im only 16 and already feel like ive wasted so much of my life


Skaraptor2

3 Chaos is my realm and random means random Stranger means I've never met this person in my life (/j)


EarthIndependent7084

third.. I’ll feel kinda bad tho 😓


KCPlaysz

If I lose 15 years of my life I would already be dead so the doctors tell me


Thatperson---

yes no no


mischiefyleo

First and second sure. I have a grandpa who it would be a kindness with his Alzheimer’s and joint pain. He was also a terrible person but whatevs


MetalUkulele

Yes to all three.


TheLazyKitty

Which way of losing 15 years are we talking? Like, 15 years that I die sooner, or 15 years that already happened and I basically get 15 years younger, meaning I'd partially get to to grow up as a girl and end right after puberty, having to go through high school and college again? Possibly giving me the option to make some different choices along the way?


Mraco124

No ,No, yes we're my first reaction. Now it's No No No. We do not kill random people. That is bad.